The colloquy of Melissa Kelly

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Melissa Kelly and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Discover your body’s most powerful primal muscle
  • On: Feb. 13, 2017, 7:20 p.m.

It may be the most harmless activity known to man, but it's also one of the
biggest dangers to your health.

*IT'S SITTING!*

Even if you're the most active of athletes, you may still suffer from tight
hip
flexors due to the amount of time you spend each day planted to a chair.

If you have tight hip flexors from sitting too much you may be kicking
your body into fat storing mode and it has nothing to do with inactivity.

*Sitting Is a Fat Loss Inhibitor*

As the body's *'fight or flight'* muscle, your psoas (hip flexors) is deeply
connected to our natural survival instinct. It instantly tightens in moments
of danger to either protect you (in a fetal position) or help you run,
fueled by the release of adrenaline.

However, if your psoas (hip flexors) is constantly tight from sitting too
much,
it signals to the body you are in constant danger, leading to overworking
of the adrenal gland.

When this happens, your immune system suffers and your body automatically
switches into fat storing mode in anticipation of danger. Can't shift that
weight?
Blame those tight hip flexors known as your 'survival muscle'.

*If You Sit Too Much & You're Having Trouble Losing Fat Try This:*

If you have a desk job, drive to work or like to relax on the couch,
congratulations you're like a lot of other people. Sure you can decrease
the amount of time you spend sitting but overall there's no way around it.

So what should you do?

Personally I recommend that you *incorporate these 10 Simple Moves* into
your day. They take less than 15-minutes and can unlock your hip flexors
(survival muscle) so that you're not stuck in fat storing mode.

*10 Simple Moves To Do If You Sit Too Much** <<--- Helps you burn fat*

Give it a try, you'll bring vitality back into your life so that you can be
lean,
active and energetic for yourself and loved ones.

Edward Jones

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Aft/r th/ Muslim conqu/s /vid/nc/ that th/ first to pla/ polo in Am/rica
was actuall/ th/ /nglish T/xans. Th/ Galv/ston N/ws r/port/d on 2 Ma/
1876[28] that D/nison T/xas had a Polo Club which was b/for/ Jam/s Gordon
B/nn/tt /stablish/d his /arl/ dat/. A tz//anist/rion (stadium for pla/ing
tz//anion, th/ B/zantin/ nam/ for polo) was built b/ /mp/ror Th/odosius II
(r. 408–450) insid/ th/ Gr/at Palac/ of Constantinopl/.[8] /mp/ror Basil I
(r. 867–886) /xc/ll/d at it; /mp/ror Al/xand/r (r. 912–913) di/d from
/xhaustion whil/ pla/ing and John I of Tr/bizond (r. 1235–1238) di/d from a
fatal injur/ during a gam/.[9] Naqsh-i Jahan Squar/ in Isfahan is a polo
fi/ld which was built b/ /ing Abbas I in th/ 17th c/ntur/. Naqsh-/ Jahan
Squar/ in Isfahan is th/ sit/ of a m/dia/val ro/al polo fi/ld.[10]
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Sultan of D/lhi in North/rn India, rul/d as a Sultan for onl/ four //ars,
from 1206 to 1210, but di/d accid/ntall/ in 1210. Whil/ h/ was pla/ing a
gam/ of polo on hors/bac/ (also call/d chougan in P/rsia), his hors/ f/ll
and Aiba/ was impal/d on th/ pomm/l of his saddl/. H/ was buri/d n/ar th/
Anar/ali bazaar in Lahor/ (in mod/rn-da/ Pa/istan). Aiba/'s son Aram di/d
in 1211 C/ [2], so Shams-ud-din Iltutmish, anoth/r /x-slav/ of Tur/ic
anc/stW/stch/st/r Club or att/mpt/d to pla/ th/ "first" gam/. Th/ D/nison
t/am s/nt a l/tt/r to Jam/s Gordon B/nn/tt chall/nging him to a match gam/.
Th/ chall/ng/ was publish/d 2 Jun/ 1876 in Th/ Galv/ston Dail/ N/ws. B/ th/
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discover your body’s most powerful primal muscle
  • On: Feb. 13, 2017, 7:20 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Customize SEO Package../
  • On: March 16, 2017, 12:54 p.m.

Hi, www.mnesty.com

I am affiliated with an SEO company based in India that has helped over 500
businesses rank on the 1st Page Ranking of GOOGLE for even the most
competitive Industries.

We offer following Services at affordable Cost:-

1. SEO (with plan & activity)

2. SMO (LinkedIn, Face book etc.)

3. ORM (Online Reputation Management Service)

4. Google Maps Optimization

5. Google Adwords

6. Content Writing

Please confirm which services you require so that we can send you relevant
information accordingly.

We provide all services at much affordable cost than what it might be in
house.

Look forward to hearing from you.


Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Customize SEO Package../
  • On: March 16, 2017, 7:29 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SEO (with plan & activity)
  • On: March 17, 2017, 10:20 a.m.

Hi, www.mnesty.com

I am Chandan Verma, from India. We are a team of 60+ IT professionals with
expertise in:-

1. SEO (with plan & activity) 2. SMO (LinkedIn, Facebook etc.) 3. ORM
(Online Reputation Management) Service 5. Google Ad words (PPC), 6. Content
Writing, 7. E-Commerce Solution

We aim to deliver high quality services at cost effective prices and without
compromising on client satisfaction.

We successfully delivered over 500 websites in the year 2016.

If you are looking for a new website or any kind of upgrades in your current
website then please feel free to share your requirement.

Please confirm which services you require so that we can send you relevant
information accordingly.

We will look forward to hear back from you.


Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SEO (with plan & activity)
  • On: March 17, 2017, 9:18 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's Work Together ??
  • On: March 30, 2017, 2:30 p.m.

Hello,

We are a Digital Marketing , Website Design & Development, Mobile Apps
Development and agency located in United States.

We have a dedicated team of 150+ Internet Marketing, Web Development
and iPhone/Android Applications Development expert personnel.

Our expertise's are:
1. Digital Marketing (SEO, PPC, SMM, Facebook advertising and Brand
Reputation Management).
2. We utilize SEO tools such as Majestic, Ahrefs, Raventools, Moz,
Serpbook, HootSuite & so on. (We possess paid membership on these
platforms)
3. Graphic Design Services.
4. Website Designing & Development/ CMS (WordPress, Drupal, Magento,
e-commerce and Responsive Websites).
5. ERP & CRM Software Development.
6. Mobile Apps Developments (Android & IPhone Apps).

Do let me know if you are willing to discuss a possible
redesigning/redevelopment and Digital Marketing of your website or
designing new website/Mobile App?

If you’re interested, Please share your connect details (Phone/Skype)
and your website. I would love to discuss your project and send you
more details on the packages/action/Portfolio/past work details.

I’m waiting for your reply.

Note: Please clearly write to me which services are you interested.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's Work Together ??
  • On: March 30, 2017, 5:06 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: OFFICIAL USPS customer support letter
  • On: April 14, 2017, 8:36 p.m.

We had some difficulties with your package N888471078, but our customer
support service will do its best to solve the issue.
Please use this link shown down below.

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Warm regards.
Alba Mcday - USPS Chief Office Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: USPS URGENT LETTER concerning your order
  • On: April 14, 2017, 9:38 p.m.

We apologize for any troubles caused by your order's delay, we will do
everything we can to sort the issue.
To get money back, you have to follow the link shown down below.

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With sincere appreciation.
Saundra Lahmers - USPS Senior Operation Agent.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: OFFICIAL USPS customer support letter
  • On: April 14, 2017, 10:11 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Major problems reported to the USPS
  • On: April 14, 2017, 10:39 p.m.

One of USPS 's aims is to provide an competent service, but your parcel
10118562 wasn't delivered to the home address on time.
To resolve this issue or get your money back, please click on the URL.

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Yours respectfully.
Raven Cler - USPS Parcels Delivery Manager.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Major problems reported to the USPS
  • On: April 14, 2017, 11:24 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: WARNING: you're obliged to check the status of your shipment
  • On: April 18, 2017, 2:08 p.m.

We've failed to deliver your item, #655147848, today.
Follow the link seen below to gain access to the USPS's newly implemented
tracking system.

http://www.autocare.co.th/e2162c5e1e.html

With sincere thanks.
Nicholle Bunner - USPS Delivery Agent.

Spammer

  • Subject: There has been an issue with your order
  • On: April 18, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

Unfortunately, the date of delivery for your parcel #47773484 has been
postponed by the vendor.
In order to contact the USPS support team, follow this URL seen below.

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With many thanks.
Livvie Todaro - USPS Parcels Delivery Clerk.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: WARNING: you're obliged to check the status of your shipment
  • On: April 18, 2017, 9:10 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: AUTOMATIC notification in regards to your package's status
  • On: April 18, 2017, 10:41 p.m.

We're sad to inform you that, because of some ongoing issues, we are not
able to deliver your order tomorrow.
To to get in touch with the support team or get a refund, use the URL shown
down below.

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All the best.
Johnath Deniston - USPS Senior Office Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: URGENT USPS REFUND INFORMATION
  • On: April 19, 2017, 3:33 a.m.

We had some problems with your parcel N234803100, but USPS's support team
will solve your problem quickly.
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Thank you.
Kary Leatherwood - USPS Senior Operation Agent.

Spammer

  • Subject: IMPORTANT: notification of postponement of your item
  • On: April 19, 2017, 5 a.m.

It is very unpleasant for USPS to notify you about the delay of your parcel
N850351253.
You will be able to resolve this problem by using this link.

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Thank you for your time.
Vonnie Kinnaird - USPS Chief Office Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: USPS official notice: big trouble with your shipment
  • On: April 19, 2017, 6:24 a.m.

With this letter, we want to let you know you that your package was not
delivered.
Please, make sure to review all the newest information in regards your item
by clicking on this link.

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Kind regards.
Shona Sault - USPS Senior Office Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: OFFICIAL USPS customer support team letter
  • On: April 19, 2017, 9:13 a.m.

Your immediate action needed: we need you to learn your parcel's exact
location, because of some issues.
Please follow the link seen down below.

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With thanks and appreciation.
Marco Thayn - USPS Parcels Operation Agent.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: AUTOMATIC notification in regards to your package's status
  • On: April 19, 2017, 9:27 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: AUTOMATIC statement in regards to your order's status
  • On: April 19, 2017, 10:33 a.m.

This is an automatic message: you've been charged for the order #148852352,
to check its planned date of delivery, use the info provided down below.
You can review the info on how to resolve the above-mentioned problem or
get a refund by clicking on the link.

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Warm regards.
Andriana Schnee - USPS Mail Delivery Agent.

Spammer

  • Subject: USPS official notice: big trouble with your package
  • On: April 19, 2017, 3:08 p.m.

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shipping date and the contents of your parcel, #226267601.
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With appreciation.
Evelia Capoccia - USPS Chief Support Manager.

Spammer

  • Subject: IMPORTANT USPS support notification
  • On: April 19, 2017, 5:57 p.m.

We sincerely apologize for any bother caused by your item's postponement, we
will do everything we can to sort the issue.
Please, click on the URL provided down below to get in touch with the USPS
customer support.

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Kind thoughts.
Annett Sudweeks - USPS Operation Manager.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: AUTOMATIC statement in regards to your order's status
  • On: April 19, 2017, 8:34 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your FedEx Parcel #787606011, Delivery Failed
  • On: April 19, 2017, 9:58 p.m.

Hello,

There is a problem with your delivery address. Our courier couldn't locate
your address.

Kindly ask you to find shipment label in the delivery confirmation
enclosed.

It's our pleasure to help you.
Abelie Opela - FedEx Station Supervisor

Spammer

  • Subject: FedEx Package Has Arrived #806780477, Delivery Unsuccessful
  • On: April 20, 2017, 4:05 a.m.

Hello,

We are sad to let you know that we could not deliver you parcel 755536677.

It is important for you to see the delivery confirmation attached for the
additional information.

We appreciate you choosing our services.
Adriane Kessell - FedEx Logistics Agent

Spammer

  • Subject: We have tried to deliver your FedEx Package #111075307
  • On: April 20, 2017, 5:33 a.m.

Hello,

Delivery status notification: our delivery agent was not able to deliver
your package today.

Attached you can find the document with more details about your parcel.

It's our pleasure to assist you.
Arden Weier - FedEx Logistics Courier

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your FedEx Parcel #787606011, Delivery Failed
  • On: April 20, 2017, 9:40 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Priority FedEx Delivery #10860388, Delivery Problem
  • On: April 20, 2017, 12:10 p.m.

Hello,

There's a problem with your address. Our delivery agent was not able to
locate your address.

Attached you can find the delivery notice with more details about your
parcel.

Thanks for using FedEx.
Margaret Wetherill - FedEx Logistics Manager

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Priority FedEx Delivery #10860388, Delivery Problem
  • On: April 20, 2017, 3:11 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Melissa Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC