The colloquy of Jon Cook

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jon Cook and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Reply!
  • On: Nov. 8, 2017, 8:40 p.m.

Good Day

This letter is written in order to change your Life from today. Please note that this letter came to you as a result of information received
from our monitoring network regarding so much payments which you sent through Western Union and Money Gram to Europe, Asia and Africa and
some other part of the World without receiving any payment to your name, further investigation reveals that you have lost hope towards
receiving your payment after being deceived so many times.

Following the on going re-branding of Nigeria policies, the Federal Government of Nigeria have directed our committee to compensate/refund the
sum of $500,500, to you through payment by ATM CARD being one of the most convenient means of receiving payment World Wide, Bank to
Bank Transfer or CASH Delivery to your Country. We wish to inform you that the members of Refund Payment Committee are honorable men of
Great Repute and integrity who have served the Government of Nigeria in different capacities,

we also wish to inform you that the Committee members were appointed by our respected President Buhari to pay 250 million Dollars to
the listed beneficiaries that have lost their money to the scammer and have not yet receive their total sum.

In order for you to receive your payment next week, you are advice to reply this email to with ANSWERS to the Questions below.

Your Full Name
Your Contact Address
Your Direct telephone. Fax Number ( if any)
Your AGE and what you do for a living

How Many Months Or Years in which You Have Been Expecting your Payment The Place you sent Money Last whether Nigeria or London etc
The Last Amount of Money You sent indicating What Month and Year.

Treat this very urgent.

Mr.Osadebe Osakwe
Chairman Refund Payment Committee/ Manager Zenith bank

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Reply!
  • On: Nov. 8, 2017, 8:40 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 8, 2017, 9:02 p.m.

Dear Jon Cook.

Attached is my ID.Send your ID.Thanks for your urgent response.

This letter is written in order to change your Life from today. Please
note that this
letter came to you as a result of information received from our
monitoring network regarding so much payments which you sent through
Western Union and
Money Gram to Europe,Asia and Africa and South Africa, some other part
of the World without receiving any payment to your name, further
investigation reveals that you have lost hope towards receiving your
payment after being deceived so many times.
Following the on going re-branding of Nigeria policies, the Federal
Government of Nigeria have directed our committee to compensate/refund
the sum of $500,500 through Bank to Bank wire transfer.OR ATM Card or
Direct Delivery to your USA Address. The Choice is Yours.
Treat this very urgent.
Mr.Osadebe Osakwe
Chairman Refund Payment Committee/ Manager Zenith bank
NB. Every vital documents in your name will be obtained and send to your
address
in USA. Are you ok???????????

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 9, 2017, 12:56 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 9, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

Sir
How do you want to receive this funds??????? Is it through ATM Card or Bank
to Bank wire transfer??????
Answer me.
I will obtain all needed approval documents in your name as the legal
beneficiary of this $500,00. Immediately the documents are ready i will
send them across
to you via courier.
Send your address where you wish to receive your documents. Send your cell
phone number.
Urgent
Osadebe

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 9, 2017, 6:21 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 9, 2017, 6:27 p.m.

Sir
Send your cell phone number so that i will call you tomorrow 8pm Nigeria
time
How do you want to receive this funds $500,00??????? Is it through ATM Card
or Bank to Bank wire transfer??????
Answer me.
Osadebe

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 9, 2017, 11:41 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 10, 2017, 6:40 a.m.

Dear Jon
For you to know that this transaction is never never a scam, i will send to
you copy of your ATM Card worth $500,00 through
Attachment on Monday.
Send your address and cell phone number
Osadebe

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 10, 2017, 9:50 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 13, 2017, 7:09 a.m.

Sir
Your ATM Card will be ready today as promised, it will be sent to you via
Attachment. Since you are having fears.
Chairman Refund payment Committee

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 13, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 13, 2017, 6:58 p.m.

Mr Cook
Attached is your ATM Card worth $500,500,00 as a proof that our
transaction with us is never a scam as you think.
Send your address immediately where you wish to receive your ATM Card to
avoid mistake.
Top urgent
Chairman Refund Payment Committee

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 14, 2017, 3:31 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 14, 2017, 6:13 a.m.

Cook
Send your address where to receive your ATM Card via courier
Please stop delaying
Osadebe

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 14, 2017, 1:07 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 15, 2017, 8:27 a.m.

Cook
Stop joking with me

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attached is my ID
  • On: Nov. 15, 2017, 2:25 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Attached is the picture of your United Nation compensation funds
  • On: Nov. 19, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

Attention Sir
Attached is the picture of your United Nation compensation funds.
We are making arrangement so that your consignment funds will be shipped to
your country to enable you receive it there.
Are you ok with the arrangement??????????Send your shipping address and
your cell phone number.
Top urgent

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attached is the picture of your United Nation compensation funds
  • On: Nov. 19, 2017, 10:14 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attached is the picture of your United Nation compensation funds
  • On: Nov. 20, 2017, 8:25 p.m.

Dear
All needed United Nation compensation documents in your name will be ready
tomorrow to enable you present
them to your bank as the legal beneficiary of this funds. Immediately the
documents are ready i will send them via courier
Tell me your age and your occupation
Waiting

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attached is the picture of your United Nation compensation funds
  • On: Nov. 21, 2017, 6:54 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Merchant Source -Get the WORKING CAPITAL you need for your business ūüŹ¶
  • On: Sept. 5, 2018, 2:25 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Merchant Source -get the Working Capital you need to fuel your business ūüöÄ
  • On: Oct. 26, 2018, 9:47 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my dear pen-friend
  • On: March 20, 2019, 11:32 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my dear pen-friend
  • On: March 21, 2019, 2:41 a.m.

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Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation dear stranger.
  • On: March 24, 2019, 12:57 p.m.

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If you are interested in mePlease answer ONLY to my personal email:[email protected]

I'll wait your letter! See you soon,Natalyoka

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation dear stranger.
  • On: March 24, 2019, 8:49 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jon Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC