The colloquy of Dana Church

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Dana Church and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: RE
  • On: Dec. 31, 2019, 2:12 p.m.

Your Kind Attention please.

We have actually been authorized, by the newly appointed United Nation secretary general, and the governing body of the United Nations Monetary Unit, to investigate the unnecessary delay on your payment, recommended and approved in your favor.
During the course of our investigation, we discovered with dismay that your payment has been unnecessarily Delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank who are Trying to divert the fund, into their private accounts.

An irrevocable payment guarantee has been issued by the World Bank Group and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) on your Payment. However, we are happy to inform you that based on our commendation/instructions; your entire Fund, value of $800.000.00 has been Approved in Your favor.

You are therefore advised to contact Mr. Michel Koffi DORKENOO the Director of the International Audit unit Banque Atlantique department.

Mr. Michel Koffi DORKENOO
E-mail: [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]

Note: you should contact the director (Mr. Michel Koffi DORKENOO) with your correct information as stated below, to -
Allow you receive your compensated amount of $800.000.00, through any western union post
In your country.

1. Your full name:
2. Your Address:
3. Your Occupation:
4. Your cell number:
6. Your passport Number or scanned copy of ID:

Yours. Sincerely.
Mr. Dossongui KONE<http://www.afrimoneyfinance.com/membre/bio/389
The Auditor.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE
  • On: Dec. 31, 2019, 2:12 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Dana Church
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Protect lets you find all your auto insurance needs in one place
  • On: March 30, 2021, 8:26 p.m.

Protect lets you find all your auto insurance needs in one place

 

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Protect Auto Insurance | 
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Protect lets you find all your auto insurance needs in one place
  • On: March 31, 2021, 2:09 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Dana Church
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Want to save money on your car insurance?
  • On: April 3, 2021, 9:23 a.m.

Want to save money on your car insurance?

 

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Protect Auto Insurance | 
23638 W. Lyons Avenue #468 - Newhall, CA 91321

 

 

Spammer

  • Subject: If You Owe Less Than $356,362, Use Congress's Refi Program (Yes, It Really Works).
  • On: April 3, 2021, 11:34 a.m.

If You Owe Less Than $356,362, Use Congress's Refi Program (Yes, It Really Works).

 

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Choose Your Mortgage  | 
4869 W Slauson Ave, #405 | Los Angeles, CA 90056

 

 

Spammer

  • Subject: Limited Time Mystery Sale 15 Bottles of Wine $6.58 each
  • On: April 3, 2021, 1:29 p.m.

Limited Time Mystery Sale 15 Bottles of Wine $6.58 each

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Want to save money on your car insurance?
  • On: April 3, 2021, 8:59 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Dana Church
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Lower rates are just a click away. Start saving on your auto insurance today!
  • On: April 4, 2021, 10:04 a.m.

Lower rates are just a click away. Start saving on your auto insurance today!

 

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23638 W. Lyons Avenue #468 - Newhall, CA 91321

 

 

Spammer

  • Subject: Up to 90% Off Custom Canvas Prints - Bring the people you love to your house.
  • On: April 4, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Simple way to save money in 2021
  • On: April 4, 2021, 12:31 p.m.

Simple way to save money in 2021

 

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Choose Your Mortgage  | 
4869 W Slauson Ave, #405 | Los Angeles, CA 90056

 

 

Spammer

  • Subject: Social Distancing is No Fun Without Wine. 15 Bottles for only $98.65
  • On: April 4, 2021, 2:03 p.m.

Social Distancing is No Fun Without Wine. 15 Bottles for only $98.65

 

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Splash Wine  | 
1191 E Iron Eagle Dr., Suite #101 - Eagle, ID 83616

 

 

Spammer

  • Subject: Find Love With a Beautiful Asian Woman
  • On: April 4, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Lower rates are just a click away. Start saving on your auto insurance today!
  • On: April 4, 2021, 8:17 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Dana Church
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ready to make a change?
  • On: April 5, 2021, 9:27 a.m.

Ready to make a change?

 

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Protect Auto Insurance | 
23638 W. Lyons Avenue #468 - Newhall, CA 91321

 

 

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's Refinance Together
  • On: April 5, 2021, 11:48 a.m.

Let's Refinance Together

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ready to make a change?
  • On: April 5, 2021, 12:40 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Dana Church
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Time to Restock Your Wine Supply!
  • On: April 5, 2021, 1:31 p.m.

Time to Restock Your Wine Supply!

 

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Spammer

  • Subject: Refi Rates Are At Historic Lows - Compare and Save
  • On: April 5, 2021, 3:37 p.m.

Refi Rates Are At Historic Lows - Compare and Save

 

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Choose Your Mortgage  | 
4869 W Slauson Ave, #405 | Los Angeles, CA 90056

 

 

Spammer

  • Subject: Have You Given Asian Dating a Try?
  • On: April 5, 2021, 5:53 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Time to Restock Your Wine Supply!
  • On: April 5, 2021, 8:54 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Dana Church
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 2021 refi rates at around 2%-3% Compare rates today!
  • On: April 13, 2021, 12:33 p.m.

2021 refi rates at around 2%-3% Compare rates today!

 

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Choose Your Mortgage  | 
4869 W Slauson Ave, #405 | Los Angeles, CA 90056

 

 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 2021 refi rates at around 2%-3% Compare rates today!
  • On: April 14, 2021, 12:04 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Dana Church
CEO, MNesty, LLC