The colloquy of Jonathan Walker

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jonathan Walker and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Iloveyou sent you a message! sheess hot
  • On: Jan. 2, 2018, 7:20 p.m.

Sent: Monday, January 1, 10:14 AM

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Iloveyou sent you a message! sheess hot
  • On: Jan. 2, 2018, 7:20 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jonathan Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: PlacementSeason user activation
  • On: Jan. 6, 2018, 6:55 a.m.

Hi Jesse Walker, A new PlacementSeason account has been created for you. Click the url below to activate your account and select a password! https://placementseason.freshdesk.com/register/79ZJQke6B6ghJUuhbl If the above URL does not work try copying and pasting it into your browser. If you continue to have problems, please feel free to contact us. Regards, PlacementSeason

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: PlacementSeason user activation
  • On: Jan. 6, 2018, 11:54 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jonathan Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Donation Information!
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 9:15 a.m.

*Dear Friend,*

*Thank you for confirming the validity of your email address and also
accepting this grant. I Mr Warren Edward Buffett an American business
magnate, investor and philanthropist,and Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway,
technically is responsible for awarding grant/donation but I have always
wanted to make a personal donation to random individuals in any part of the
world and that is why I have decided to give [$1.500,000.00] to you
secretly without my family foundation being aware. It gives me great joy
finally being able to make this donation to you, let's make the world a
better place by giving and solving each others problem, all people have the
right to opportunity, equity and dignity.*

*I will like to re-assure you of the legitimacy of this services as i will
not be involved in any fraudulent act and will never be, I want you to open
my page link to know me more better. Please use the money wisely, i only
want to feel good by helping people this time of the year, this is the only
thing that make me able happy all the time, i will advise you as the
prospective lucky person to be calm not to loose this great opportunity
which millions of people are trying to entangled but the chances just
couldn't come for them because a lot of people are out there to discourage
them as they don't know how it works, and have never seen such before.*

*To facilitate the disbursement process of the funds valued at One Million
Five Hundred Thousand United Dollars [$1.500,000.00] which have been
donated solely to you, please send me the below information before
proceeding with remitting the sum of [$1.500,000.00] to you. I am hoping
that you will be able to use the money wisely and judiciously. I ask you to
do what you can to alleviate the level of poverty in your region and also
try to enhance the standard of living of as many people as you can and see
the joy and happiness of giving.*

*Do make sure you provide me with your complete information below so I
forward it to my selected payout bank for disbursement.*

*Your Full Name:*
*Current Home Address:*
*Telephone No:*
*Age:*
*Occupation:*

*I trusting you to make good use of this money.*

*Visit My Web Page to know more about
me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Buffett
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Buffett>*

*Thank you for accepting this offer, I am indeed grateful. I anticipate
your earliest response.*

*Best wishes to you in this season of merriment.*

*Best Regards,*
*Mr Warren Buffett Billionaire investor*
*CEO:Berkshire Hathaway*
*http://www.berkshirehathaway.com <http://www.berkshirehathaway.com/>*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Donation Information!
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 8:54 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jonathan Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: CONTACT MY PAYOUT BANK RESERVE BANK OF INDIA
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 9:53 p.m.

*Greetings to you,*

*It is categorically cleared that you have emerge as our beneficiary. I
want to inform you about my plan to send your fund to you via Bank Transfer
or check can be mailed to you. This system will be easier for you and the
$1.500,000,00 USD was deposited with RESERVE BANK OF INDIA for security
reasons and better protection of the funds. I am going to send your
donation amount of ($1.500,000.00 USD) To you via Bank Wire Transfer just
follow the Reserve Bank of India instruction and directive to enable you
receive your $1.5 million USD.*

*And this is to acknowledge the receipt of your details and to confirm your
reliability in this donation. I have decided to use RESERVE BANK OF INDIA
to disburse this money because my foundation has no branch in Your city,
which makes it impossible for my foundation to know about this donation to
you. I am also pleased to inform you that I have issued out a bank draft of
[$1.5 Million usd] in your name through my attorney, which has been sent
for deposit with (RESERVE BANK OF INDIA), the bank is authorized to
conclude the disbursement of the funds via Wire Transfer to any bank
account of your choice.*

*so that i can forward your payment information to you immediately. I am
hoping that you will be able to use the money wisely and judiciously over
there in your country. please you have to do you part to also alleviate the
level of poverty in your region, help as many you can help once you have
this money in your personal account because that is the only objective of
donating this money to you in the first place.*

*Kindly allow me to inform you that my foundation is not aware of this
donation i did it from my heart to help You. If my foundation should find
out about this donation, it will lead to cancellation of the donation, you
are hereby advised to keep this donation strictly confidential until your
claim has been fully recovered before you can share the good news. Kindly
contact the bank for instructions of the wire transfer. Find below the
contact information of Reserve Bank Of India.*

*BANK CONTACT INFORMATION*
*RESERVE BANK OF INDIA*
*CONTACT PERSON: MS. SUDHA BALAKRISHNAN*
*CHIEF ACCOUNTING/FINANCIAL OFFICER (LOCAL/FOREIGN)*
*E-mail: ( [email protected] <[email protected]> )*
*E-mail: ( [email protected]
<[email protected]> )*
*Contact Number +91 892-970-5285.*

*Please note that upon your contact with RESERVE BANK OF INDIA, you are to
provide them with your Full Name so he can verify your mail with
information sent to him already. Please endeavor to keep me fully informed
on all developments with the Reserve Bank Of India so that I can also
monitor the transfer process through a feedback from you. send your full
details to the bank,*

*YOUR FULL NAME :*
*HOUSE ADDRESS :*
*CELL NUMBER:*
*PHONE NUMBER:*
*OCCUPATION:*
*AGE:*
*COUNTRY:*

*send the above details to CHIEF ACCOUNTING/FINANCIAL OFFICER
(LOCAL/FOREIGN): MS. SUDHA BALAKRISHNAN (RBI) (RESERVE BANK OF INDIA .*

*Your full cooperation is highly anticipated. Congratulations.*

*IMPORTANT ADVISE: DO NOT ATTEND TO ANY OTHER PERSON IN RESPECT OF YOUR
FUNDS TO AVOID IMPERSONATION OR DIVERSION SO BE WARNED, AND ANY MAIL YOU
RECEIVE WITHOUT THIS CODE KINDLY IGNORE AND DISREGARDS IT, ALSO DO FORWARD
IT TO ME FOR SECURITY PURPOSE.(FG/AHG/XGG/004) I WILL BE TRAVELING TO JAPAN
FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT BECAUSE I HAVE EYES AND NECK PROBLEM . DO FOLLOW THE
RESERVE BANK OF INDIA INSTRUCTION TO ENABLE YOU RECEIVE YOUR $1.5 MILLION
USD.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONTACT MY PAYOUT BANK RESERVE BANK OF INDIA
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 11:12 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jonathan Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: TELL ME ABOUT YOU
  • On: March 20, 2019, 11:09 a.m.

Dear friend,

Thanks for the response, I have been very busy with much job on my table in the course of the on-going Worker's recruitment/resettlement program taking place in the America and Canada. I guess U might be interested! Sometimes, life certainly can feel that way....
I hope that we can know each other better as time goes by. I believe that friendship has no boundary and age, gender, race and marital status has nothing positive to do with sincere and honest friendship.
About me, I am the second child of my parents.

We're three in number, two girls and a boy, I'm Laura by name and I’m 30 yrs old, Clara is my younger sister’s name while Fredrick is the only boy among us and still single :he’s into car business he do send cars to many countries once he get a buyer.

American citizen of USA but reside here in Miami Florida. My dad’s name Peter Jara and my Mum's name Evelyn and she is currently working with the American department of Education Orlando, Florida. I'm a final year student and I also work with workers recruitment Agency here in Florida. I'm still single and hope to meet my own man at God's own time... I care not for how short, tall nor age man is; I look to see if your beauty on the outside is matched by your inner beauty, and maturity. I'm loyal type I think it's supernatural, and I love given it to the man I fall in love with... I believe in family and that marriage is forever, I do not believe in divorce, it's become such
a commodity here but I wish to remain with the man I choose for life... …. I play tennis, squash, go to movies and billiards and making friends. Always encourage my friend when I have one. I love someone who is faithful and does not smoke nor drink too much.
Our country is a free society and a land of hope for all; it is also a land of dreams and victory for those who think widely,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: TELL ME ABOUT YOU
  • On: March 20, 2019, 8:19 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jonathan Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: APPLY
  • On: March 21, 2019, 10:30 a.m.

My Dear ,

This agency that I'm working with here is having its Workers Resettlement/ Recruitment 2019 edition. The Program is always sponsored, making it almost free for all participants from developing and under-developed countries. The application is going on right now, I feel it's an opportunity for you to enter United States or Canada and exchange some pleasantries, registration fee is ( $300) dollars only, my whatsapp numbers is +16313644202

There are vacant positions in all professions as well as non-professional fields. I feel it's an opportunity for anyone to come to work and live in the United States or Canada. Our independent donors have almost sponsored the program. All you need is a valid passport, then you will be issued a five years working visa free after you registered and become a participant, of which the Agency can find a away to extend your five years visa to a permanent one before the five year expiration. Those without international passports can as well participate coz the organization, in conjunction with the United States/Canada immigration office are making it easier by helping such people with preparing for them an (UN) emergency travel certificates which they are going to travel with in place of the international passports.

If you're interested, Contact the secretary of the foundations via: ( [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])
just write a little introduction of yourself to the general secretary and inform him that you are interested to participate in on-going 2019 recruitment/resettlement program. Also inform him that you were recommended by Miss Laura Jara and my registration number is CLF87786540002NGH make sure you quote my registration number in your mail to the secretary so that he will know the Laura you are referring to, because he will definitely contact me for few talk about your recommendation, so that I will be able to follow up your application process for possible approval.

Everybody is qualified to apply coz we have work for both educated and uneducated people. I felt its worth telling you about coz even if you don't want to come and work or study here, you can keep the 5yrs working visa which the Agency are going to issued to you so you can be able to be coming in and going out of America any time you want till the 5years expiration, It is a charity program aimed at helping to reduce the problem of unemployment in developing nations of the world.

The organization is to help and process your visa free, pay your flight ticket, source your choice of job in your field of profession or specialization and also make available a living house for you; You can recommend your friends as well as your relatives that might be interested to partake on the program now that the registration is still on, coz this edition will be closing by the end of this next month. Whoever you bring in must as well quote my name and registration number to the secretary when applying coz it goes with recommendation as I have right to invite at least 5-7 people, update me as soon as you apply so I will follow up Ur application to enable you be approve to participate,

Always keep me updated about your preparations, All the same it may be better you come over to the United States, and if you wish so, make sure you contact the secretary as mentioned and if you have any friend or relative that still want to join then include the person’s name and email address while writing,

Very sorry for the long mail just that I wanted to give you detail explanation for a better understanding. This foundation is sending me to our regional office in Canada very soon to see how the people there are preparing for the program therefore it is important you contact the secretary quick so that I will be able to defend you before travelling and on my return. Hope to heard from you, all you need is to register when you finish your education as you said you can inform the agency that you are ready to come over, ASAP.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: APPLY
  • On: March 21, 2019, 4:05 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jonathan Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 10,000+ Instant App Downloads in 3 Months
  • On: June 8, 2020, 9:11 a.m.

Hello,
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 10,000+ Instant App Downloads in 3 Months
  • On: June 8, 2020, 8:05 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Jonathan Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Apps and Seo!!
  • On: Aug. 17, 2020, 2:19 p.m.


Hi Jeremy Walker, I was just checking, if you need help for website promotion, website development or mobile app. If so, we would be happy to assist you. We can help you with: �  SEO Marketing- Search Engine Optimization�  Website Design, Development,  �  IOS or Android Mobile App development�  CMS, E-Commerce & Payment Gateway API integration and more Let me know your complete requirements with contact details because we cannot send you more details (Examples, Price….etc.) without knowing your requirements.    If you are interested in any of the above mentioned services, kindly revert back to this mail. Best RegardsLiana Gaines

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Apps and Seo!!
  • On: Aug. 17, 2020, 7:21 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jonathan Walker
CEO, MNesty, LLC