The colloquy of Michael Jensen

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Michael Jensen and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Never Clean Your Gutters Again
  • On: Aug. 31, 2018, 1:10 a.m.

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Never Clean Your Gutters Again

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Never Clean Your Gutters Again
  • On: Aug. 31, 2018, 1:10 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 8:25 p.m.

Dear Michael,

I hope you enjoyed talking with my team mate Pawan Kashyap regarding your
SEO requirement for your website

My name is Arvind Kumar and I am working as a SEO project manager at
Qorvatech Private Limited. We are Delhi, India based web design &
Development and online promotion (SEO, SMO) Company. You can dig more about
us on www.qorvatech.com. We have team of experienced professional for
various platforms of Open source (wordpress, magento, joomla, oscommerce,
drupal) and Microsoft technology.

Based on your previous discussion, I've done some analysis to your website
and would like to put it in front of you so you have a full understanding
of what to expect in this lengthy process..

#1 Pages Indexed by Google - only 1 page. Since it's a logistics company
website need to add more pages the higher the number of pages indexed by
Google, better the ranking in Search Engines and hence more business.

#2 Meta Title:

Not good. The title you have incorporated needs to be more descriptive of
your products, services and include targeted keywords.

#3 Content Optimization: Need To optimized your content according your
Keywords.

#4 Keyword Proximity & Frequency: Need to improve keyword proximity &
frequency in web content of your website.

However, there are some more issues related to SEO that i will mention in
my complete SEO audit report.

Below is the tasks that are included in your SEO campaign to increase the
website visibility in google and top 3 ranking.

*ON Page SEO:*

It refers to all the things that we do within our website such as title,
description, content, image, keyword stuffing, internal linking, etc.
Overall the on-page technique means structuring or building your website to
be search engine friendly.

It will include:

~ Conducting keyword research, selecting the right keywords and topics and
using them in appropriate places on the page.

~ Using title tags, header tags, image alt tags, and the meta description
tag correctly.

~ Creating a URL structure that is optimized for users and search engines.

*Off Page SEO*

1. Create Shareable Content

Amazing content is always the KING in search engine optimization. Creating
amazing and shareable content is a smart way to generating more and more
natural backlinks to our website or blog. If you have created any kind of
content which is share worthy, then don’t hesitate to share with us. We
will publish and share everywhere.

2. Social Media Engagement

A major Off-page SEO technique is social media engagement. If you want to
make your business, website or blog popular, engage with people on multiple
social media platforms. Social media presence always helps grow your
business and also help you get more back links.

**Available with 20 keywords package only. *

3. Social Bookmarking Sites

Social bookmarking sites are one of the best platforms to promote your
website. When you bookmark your webpage or blog post on popular social
bookmarking websites, you gain high traffic to your webpage or blog.

4. Forum Submission

We will participate in search forums which are related to your website and
business and make a connection with that community. Reply to threads,
answer people’s questions and give your suggestions and advice.

5. Blog Directory Submission

Directory Submission is constantly working to build quality back links. It
takes quite some time to deliver good results, but these results stand out
over a longer time period.

6. Question and Answer

We will also join high PR question and answer sites and search for
questions related to your business, blog or website and give clear answers
to these questions. Give a link to your website which will help in bringing
you more visibility.

7. Image submission

Share your photos on popular image submission websites. Before submitting
your images we will optimize them with the correct URL and title tag.

8. Infographics Submission

Make creative infographics. These days, infographics are getting popular on
the internet. We will submit your infographics on infographics submission
websites and give reference links to your webpage or blog.

9. Document Sharing

Create attractive documents relating to your business or blog. The
documents would be in either pdf or ppt formats. We will submit these
documents in the document sharing websites.

*Our Discounted Rate Chart: *

*No. of Keywords*

*Cost Per Month US$*

1 to 10

$99

11 to 20

$199

21 to 30

$249

31 to 40

$299

41 to 60

$349

61 to 100

$499

At this stage I encourage you to join me on Skype/WhatsApp to make our
further communication faster.

Skype: arvind_656
WhatsApp: +919871251236

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 5:56 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 11:59 a.m.

Hi Michael,

Hope, you are doing great.

I was trying to open the link since morning. It's always buffering.

I am not sure if there are any problems with the website.

If i am right you still don't have a full understanding of what we offer
and what was the previous email about. Please accept my sincere apologies
if i am wrong.

Now coming to our services we mainly provide SEO, website design &
development and mobile application services. The previous proposal for
increasing your website visibility achieving google first page rank.

You can dig us more at www.qorvatech.com

Let me know if any queries. I would love to assist you.

Looking forward to hear you.

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 8:03 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 14, 2018, 4:04 p.m.

Okay,

We are excited too.

I recommend you to start with 20 keywords at least so we can cover all of
your potential customers and generate more business for you.

It will cost you US$150 per month. I hope it's affordable for you.

Please confirm the number of keywords ... We can start then.

Awaiting for your prompt response.

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 15, 2018, 12:10 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 15, 2018, 4:02 p.m.

yes, please.

My contact details are as below:

Cell no: +1 917 999 5846

Whatsapp/IMO: +919871251236

Skype: arvind_656

Thanks

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 15, 2018, 5:17 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 16, 2018, 8:36 p.m.

Hi Michael,

Hope, all well at your end.

I was wondering if you have received my previous email.

Let me know when you are available for a quick call.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Kind regards,

Arvind

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 17, 2018, 4:34 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 20, 2018, 6:28 p.m.

Hi Michael,

Hope, all well with you.

I was wondering if you are still interested in moving ahead with our
services.

Waiting to hear from you.

Thanks & Regards

Arvind

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 20, 2018, 11:48 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 21, 2018, 8:12 p.m.

Hi,

I am sending you some of our website design & development samples. Please
do check and let me know if you are interested in moving ahead with our
services.

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https://wemovejacksonville.com/
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https://www.koovs.com/?shp=1

*An Ideal company to get SEO & Website design & development and mobile
application development services. *

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Thanks & Regards

Arvind

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 22, 2018, 1:11 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 26, 2018, 6:49 p.m.

Hi Michael,

Hope, all well at your end.

I am still waiting for your response.

Please do let me know if you are still interested in moving ahead with us.

We are excited to work with you.

Thanks & Regards

Arvind

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 12:37 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 6:39 p.m.

Hi Michael,

Hope, you are doing well.

I just wanted to touch base with you regarding the seo service we discussed
about.

Let me know if there is anything that i can help you with.

Awaiting your response

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Dec. 1, 2018, 4:23 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Dec. 6, 2018, 8:24 p.m.

Hi Michael,

Hope, all is well with you.

Let me know if there is any other thing that i can help you with.

Awaiting your reply

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Dec. 6, 2018, 9:17 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Dec. 12, 2018, 7:07 p.m.

Hi Michael,

Hope, business is keeping you busy.

Let me know if there is anything that i can help you with.

If you are still interested in our seo services we have the best offers for
you.

Complete on page and off page SEO just for US$99

What results client should expect?

-- Two work reports
-- High quality backlinks
-- 20 keywords
-- Leads generation through organic search results

Should you have things you'd like to discuss please feel free to email me.

Thanks

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Dec. 12, 2018, 10:49 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Dec. 19, 2018, 8:53 p.m.

Hi,

Hope, you are doing well.

I hope that this email finds you well. I know you are busy, so I won’t take
up a lot of your time. The purpose of this email is to introduce my company
and current offers and , as I enjoy connecting with people who work in the
same industry.

My company, Qorvatech, specializes in the production of websites and mobile
applications. This Christmas we are offering website and logo at a much
lower cost than all our other competitors.

If you have the opportunity, don’t hesitate to reach out via email. Of
course, you can also connect with me via WhatsApp and LinkedIn.

Thank you for taking the time to read my email. I hope we cross paths in
the future!

Cheers,
Arvind

--

Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Dec. 19, 2018, 11:33 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 5:10 p.m.

Hello,

Hope, you have enjoyed your holidays.

I just wanted to touch base with you regarding SEO, website design &
development services. Let me know if there is anything that I can help you
with.

Below is the link for our SEO Case studies.

https://qorvatech.com/seo-case-studies/

Our major strength includes SEO, Website designing & development and mobile
application.

Awaiting for your feedback

--
Arvind kumar

[email protected]

(+1 917) 999 5846 (C) | +91 120 4151055 (O)

www.qorvatech.com <http://www.qorvatech.com> *G**o**o**g**l**e*
*Experts*

*Making your Phones Ring & Emails Buzz with leads and sa**les*!

==================================================

*Deals in Digital Marketing | Website Design & Development | Mobile
Application*

*The content of this email is confidential and intended for the recipient
specified in message only. It is strictly forbidden to share any part of
this message with any third party, without a written consent of the sender.
If you received this message by mistake, please reply to this message and
follow with its deletion, so that we can ensure such a mistake does not
occur in the future.*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to Get Google to Index Your New Website
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 1:17 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Michael Jensen
CEO, MNesty, LLC