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The colloquy of Andrew Long

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Andrew Long and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.

Spammer

Subject: Real News. Real Journalism. From America’s Most Trusted Newspaper. ...
On: Oct. 4, 2017, 10:07 p.m.

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Subject: Re: Real News. Real Journalism. From America’s Most Trusted Newspaper. ...
On: Oct. 4, 2017, 10:07 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Andrew Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

Subject: Re: GOD BLESS YOU!
On: May 28, 2018, 11:06 p.m.

Greetings God chosen one, Dearest, Thank you so much for your mail. I'm Mr. Dennis W Jefferson from Canberra, Australia, born on February 9, 1959. I am a 59-years-old widower. I lived my life (financial-wise). My failing health which has clearly deteriorated so badly indicated to my doctor i got approximately few weeks left to live. This sudden shocking news are coming from medical expert. My cancer has reached critical stage that i need you to act fast on this God calling on behalf of the less privileges. Phone call from me cannot be possible at the moment based on what (Esophageal cancer affects the throat has done to me). I prayed to the lord to give you the grace to complete this divine project for the benefit of the less privilege. I would also like to confide in you that this is a straight forward and legal task.I hope my first email don't cost you an embarrassment? if it does, I sincerely apologies for this. The fund in question is privately kept with a holding firm and i want to put it in your capable hands for disbursement, my relatives have plundered so much of my wealth after my wife death and my illness got deteriorated. I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them, for this reason i have decided that to seek for a suitable person to transfer ownership of the deposit, and after claiming these funds, disburse 80% of these funds to various charitable organizations of your choice in various countries and then retain 20% of these funds for your effort.It is for this same reason i have randomly searched through the Internet email directory to find somebody who has the predisposition to accomplish the task of passing on a privately kept fund of US$8, 000, 000.00 (Eight Million Dollars) to someone i deems fit, since i cannot do this myself due to my failing health. It was this random search that yielded your contact email address which prompted me reaching out to in this regard. Please, I want you to understand that this benevolence is in fulfillment of my desire and decision which am convinced with bode well with you. This fund is designated for humanitarian services with special emphasis. This must be disbursed with every appropriation accountability and prudence to the glory of God (Philippians 3:13-14) I'm dying and i have distributed most of my earthly possessions to various individuals, groups and organizations. This deposit is the bulk of what is left unknown to my other relatives. If i do not find a suitable person to disburse this fund as i plan? Then on my death, the holding firm will clearly had advantage of deciding these funds faith against the backdrop i never insert my next of kin being informed of this deposit which i deeply regretted as stipulated in deposit agreement. And from what i have seen of how they spent the other funds i designated for the same purposes, i have no regret over my action which meant leaving this fund in their care would be a colossal waste of all i have worked and lived for. If you deem capable to handle this divine project, please reconfirm your full information immediately to enable me issue an authorization letter that will officially bequeath this fund amounted ($8,000,000) in your favor to claim/received from the holding firm. Doing so even if I am no more, your claim to this fund will not be in doubt. Full Name: Home Address: Your Country: Telephone: Gender/Age: Occupation: Once the above received, i will draft you mail to contact the holding firm for the commencement of claim. All the relevant / necessary documents required to get this fund out are in my possession, I will be sending them to you after we must have come to an agreement and all I require from you is your total honest cooperation to carries out my very last wish/WILL indeed. I await your prompt response to this comprehensive details. Please always remember me in your daily prayers and may the good Lord add more anointing upon you, and give you more wisdom to handle this project to his own Glory (Philippians 3:13-14). Your brother in the Lord, Dennis W Jefferson

Spamnesty

Subject: Re: GOD BLESS YOU!
On: May 29, 2018, 2:05 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Andrew Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 17, 2018, 2:07 p.m.

Hi Alicia,

Many thanks for getting back to me.

Sure, I would be happy to arrange a call to discuss this further with you.

Would you be available tomorrow at 9.00 am?

Could you please let me know what your number is?

Kind regards,

David Rochman
Sales Director UK
+44 (0) 203 239 9121 <+44%20%280%29%20203%20239%209121>
www.propulsevideo.com
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Spamnesty

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 18, 2018, midnight

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Andrew Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 18, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

Hi Andrew,

Thanks for your email.

Sure, I will be happy to have a quick chat over the phone with you. I am
fully booked today but we can arrange it for tomorrow or Friday if it's
fine for you. Can you send me your phone number, please?

The cost of our videos depends on their design, their length and on the
degree of personalisation required; most of the videos we produce are
between 2490€ and 3740€. However, due to the bespoke nature of our
services, each project needs to be discussed on an individual basis to set
the price accordingly.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Kind regards,

Spamnesty

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 18, 2018, 12:46 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Andrew Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 18, 2018, 4:18 p.m.

Hi Andrew,

Sorry, your last email seems empty.

Would you like to arrange a quick call?

Kind regards,

Spamnesty

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 19, 2018, 12:03 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Andrew Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 19, 2018, 7:58 a.m.

Hi Andrew,

Here you can find some examples of our work; I've selected different types
of design/sectors. Focus on the design, rather than on the content of the
videos, and that will give you an idea of our capabilities; our
illustration is 100% hand-drawn by the way, so the design can be perfectly
adapted to your tastes and needs, and you'd have the possibility to have
unlimited modifications to your video project.

https://youtu.be/himrb3cuOaE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbG6j9Hj-0o

https://youtu.be/IvAdUd4_k8k

https://youtu.be/X5X91ZQtc3Q

*If you have any other questions or queries, I am happy to help.Looking
forward to hearing from you.Kind regards,*

Spamnesty

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 19, 2018, 5:17 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Andrew Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 20, 2018, 7:50 a.m.

Hi Andrew,

We are currently located in Barcelona, Spain, and we use to work remotely
with the majority of our clients. We also have a filming crew in London and
in other locations, in order to produce our live-action videos.

We do animated (with 100% hand-drawn illustration), 3D, stock imagery, and
live explainer videos; all of them are personalized products, and we take
care of each stage of the process.

If you would like to discuss this further, I would be happy to set up a
call with you to find out your marketing needs and objectives and advise on
how you could make the best use of video.

Just let me know your availability and phone number and I will arrange it
as soon as possible.

Kind regards,

Spamnesty

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 20, 2018, 11:37 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Andrew Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 20, 2018, 12:10 p.m.

Hi Andrew,

Thanks for your email. Yes, you can find more information in my previous
emails, did you have the chance to look at the examples I sent you?

Here you can also find our portfolio:
https://www.propulsevideo.com/our-portfolio/

Kind regards,

Spamnesty

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 20, 2018, 11:12 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Andrew Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 23, 2018, 9:10 a.m.

Hi Andrew,

Our pricing depends on the design and timing of the video you need, and the
starting price is 1.990€; we offer discounts in case you need more videos.

If you want to discuss this further, I'll be happy to schedule a quick chat
over the phone with you.

Kind regards,

Spamnesty

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 23, 2018, 1:02 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Andrew Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 23, 2018, 1:13 p.m.

Hi Andrew,

You can have a look at our YouTube playlist here
<https://www.propulsevideo.com/>; you will see videos we produced for
companies such as Lego, Touchstone Advisory, Biocryptology, Optimum
Finance.

Besides that, and the information I gave you in my previous emails, feel
free to give me a ring on the number below if you want to learn more about
our services. I will be happy to help!

Kind regards,

Spamnesty

Subject: Re: Meeting Opportunity with Simone
On: July 23, 2018, 5:05 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Andrew Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC