The colloquy of Brandon Martin

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Brandon Martin and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Beloved In Christ,
  • On: Feb. 20, 2017, 8:49 a.m.

Dear Beloved In Christ,

Please accept my sincere apologizes if my email does not meet your
business or personal ethics,It is by the grace of God that I received
Christ,knowing the truth and the truth have set me free.Having known
the truth I had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the
sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of
God´s mercy and glory upon my life.

I am Mrs Anita Shumejda from San Antonio Texas.I am married to late
Mr.John Shumejda who was the President of agricultural equipment
giant.AGCO Corp, who perished on the 4th of January 2002 in a plane
crash in Birmingham. Please View the Website below:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/1742404.stm
http://edition.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/01/04/england.plane/

We were married for twenty-seven years without a child,Since his death
I decided not to re-marry.When my late husband was alive he deposited
the sum of ($5,000,000,00)(five Million US.Dollars)with a bank in the
Texas here and now the management of the bank have just wrote me to
come forward to receive the money or rather issue a letter of
authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I can not come
over.

I am presently with my laptop in a hospital where I have been
undergoing treatment of the lungs, I have since lost my ability to
talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to
live.It is my last wish to see that this money is invested and at the
end of every year distributed among charity organization.
And for your compensation, as soon as the money enters your account
take 25% of the total money, 5% for any expenses while 70% will be for
the work of GOD.

I took this decision because i know that there are a lot of poor
people suffering from different kind of disease and nobody to come to
their aid.With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your
reply I shall give you the contact of the bank were the money is been
deposit .I will also issue you a letter of authority and certificate
of claim that will prove you as the new
beneficiary of this fund.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here.
I await your urgent reply.

My email contact is ([email protected])
Yours in Christ,
MRS Anita Shumejda

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beloved In Christ,
  • On: Feb. 20, 2017, 8:49 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brandon Martin
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dearest Beloved ,
  • On: Feb. 20, 2017, 9:59 a.m.

Dearest Beloved ,

Thanks for your great and honorable message as i truly in receipt of your mail and am happy that you are a devoted
Christian and strongly believe in humanitarian work. It was based on my illness and since my doctor have confirm that I
have just few months to leave and i want to keep the wish of my late husband.

All I need from you is absolute trustworthiness, hoping that you will not sit on the whole money when transferred into your account.I have just spoken to my family Doctor concerning you and he has promise to help us effect the change of beneficiary to your name and am very happy that you are a real child of God .I still believe the work of God and even if it has been confirm to me medically that i will not live long.

I will be happy to see that you use this fund to help the poor and the needs.I have unfold my family Doctor upon the receipt of your mail.I want you to also contact him via his email contact to enable him commence for the change of ownership in your name and you should mention my name to him and let him know how you want to receive the fund.

Let nothing trouble your mind now for our Lord will take absolute control of everything and you will surely receive the fund just make sure you get in touch with my family Doctor now he will help see that everything went on well.

Below is his contact information to enable you contact him via his email address.

Name:Doctor Apple David
Tel:: +1-(404)947-7833
Email:[email protected]

I want you to feel free to contact him via his email address or you can call him because I have known him to be a God fearing man and he
will help see that the fund is being transferred to you.

I will be waiting for your mail to enable me know if you have contacted him.

Spammer

  • Subject: Dearest Beloved ,
  • On: Feb. 20, 2017, 10 a.m.

Dearest Beloved ,

Thanks for your great and honorable message as i truly in receipt of
your mail and am happy that you are a devoted
Christian and strongly believe in humanitarian work. It was based on
my illness and since my doctor have confirm that I
have just few months to leave and i want to keep the wish of my late husband.

All I need from you is absolute trustworthiness, hoping that you will
not sit on the whole money when transferred into your account.I have
just spoken to my family Doctor concerning you and he has promise to
help us effect the change of beneficiary to your name and am very
happy that you are a real child of God .I still believe the work of
God and even if it has been confirm to me medically that i will not
live long.

I will be happy to see that you use this fund to help the poor and the
needs.I have unfold my family Doctor upon the receipt of your mail.I
want you to also contact him via his email contact to enable him
commence for the change of ownership in your name and you should
mention my name to him and let him know how you want to receive the
fund.

Let nothing trouble your mind now for our Lord will take absolute
control of everything and you will surely receive the fund just make
sure you get in touch with my family Doctor now he will help see that
everything went on well.

Below is his contact information to enable you contact him via his
email address.

Name:Doctor Apple David
Tel:: +1-(404)947-7833
Email:[email protected]

I want you to feel free to contact him via his email address or you
can call him because I have known him to be a God fearing man and he
will help see that the fund is being transferred to you.

I will be waiting for your mail to enable me know if you have contacted him.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dearest Beloved ,
  • On: Feb. 20, 2017, 8:03 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brandon Martin
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dearest Beloved ,
  • On: Feb. 21, 2017, 1:12 p.m.

Dearest Beloved ,

Thanks for your great and honorable message as i truly in receipt of your mail and am happy that you are a devoted
Christian and strongly believe in humanitarian work. It was based on my illness and since my doctor have confirm that I
have just few months to leave and i want to keep the wish of my late husband.

All I need from you is absolute trustworthiness, hoping that you will not sit on the whole money when transferred into your account.I have just spoken to my family Doctor concerning you and he has promise to help us effect the change of beneficiary to your name and am very happy that you are a real child of God .I still believe the work of God and even if it has been confirm to me medically that i will not live long.

I will be happy to see that you use this fund to help the poor and the needs.I have unfold my family Doctor upon the receipt of your mail.I want you to also contact him via his email contact to enable him commence for the change of ownership in your name and you should mention my name to him and let him know how you want to receive the fund.

Let nothing trouble your mind now for our Lord will take absolute control of everything and you will surely receive the fund just make sure you get in touch with my family Doctor now he will help see that everything went on well.

Below is his contact information to enable you contact him via his email address.

Name:Doctor Apple David
Tel:: +1-(404)947-7833
Email:[email protected]

I want you to feel free to contact him via his email address or you can call him because I have known him to be a God fearing man and he
will help see that the fund is being transferred to you.

I will be waiting for your mail to enable me know if you have contacted him.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dearest Beloved ,
  • On: Feb. 21, 2017, 5:58 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Brandon Martin
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FROM: (FOR YOUR COMPENSATION)
  • On: Feb. 25, 2017, 9:18 a.m.

FROM: (FOR YOUR COMPENSATION)
Dearest

Hope this mail find you in an excellent condition of health. It is really a long time, but I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from Paraguay three weeks ago. Presently I'm in Paraguay, for investment projects with my own share of the total fund.

Meanwhile, I didn't forget you're past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how. Now contact my former secretary in Nigeria her name is LINDA RICHARDS.and her email address is ([email protected])
Note that I am no longer in the service of the bank, as I officially retired before I left the Country for Paraguay.

Ask her to send you the cheeck of US$1,000,000 which I kept for your compensation for all your past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with my secretary LINDA RICHARDS and instruct her where to send the check to you.

I did this out of my good will and with a lot of money in my possession I have to offer you this sum for your compensation.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferings at that time. I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand.

I will Like you to keep in touch.

With Best Regards,

DR GEORGE PETERS

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FROM: (FOR YOUR COMPENSATION)
  • On: Feb. 25, 2017, 7:52 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Brandon Martin
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Dec. 7, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Dec. 7, 2017, 10:21 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Brandon Martin
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Dec. 7, 2017, 10:22 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Dec. 8, 2017, 3:08 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brandon Martin
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Dec. 8, 2017, 3:09 a.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Dec. 8, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brandon Martin
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Dec. 8, 2017, 2:50 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Dec. 8, 2017, 4:35 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brandon Martin
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Odp: Re: Spam, zgloszenie
  • On: June 12, 2018, 7:39 a.m.

Tu jest Polska i piszemy w języku polskim




Dnia 12 czerwca 2018 09:31 Bethany Martin <[email protected]> napisał(a):


Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Bethany Martin
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Odp: Re: Spam, zgloszenie
  • On: June 12, 2018, noon

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Brandon Martin
CEO, MNesty, LLC