The colloquy of Robert Thomas

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Robert Thomas and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: NOTIFICATION,
  • On: April 28, 2020, 8:14 p.m.

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www.clneuropa.live EMAIL: [email protected]
FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPT 28 APRIL, 2020
ATTN: REFERENCE NO: PJ2020/12426/ES TICKET NO: 045-022-18487 REFERENCE
NO: REF79140J
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: NOTIFICATION,
  • On: April 28, 2020, 8:14 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: bona jorno adequate!
  • On: June 15, 2020, 11:28 p.m.

buon giorno;)

Where r You stay now? hope U're only:)
I need to small talk

What's your age?
Im lonely straight Girl:)
Righ now I am waiting for pleasant dude! e-mail me to: [email protected];)=
I will send You my picture!

have a nice time

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: bona jorno adequate!
  • On: June 16, 2020, 10:47 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I so couldn't any more!
  • On: June 16, 2020, 11:27 p.m.

Greetings! I think that my message will not be lost.
What country do you live in? Unfortunately, go on a trip currently almost impossible because of threats covid-19 in the world.
But this is not bad opportunity to get acquainted in Internet. Therefore, if you are interested in my message and have desire to know me better, I will be glad receive your reply to my letter.
My age thirty one year. I live in a city Russia Irkutsk. I free from relationships. I looking for a serious relationship.
In a man for me important reliability and, of course, the ability to rely on in any difficult situation. Also for me main in a relationship mutual understanding and comfort.
I do in my free time I fond of sports, read books, listening to music. I adore to dance;) Probably you ask yourself how did I find you?
your electronic box gave me a dating agency. Most likely, you ask where did they get your electronic box? I have no idea, where does the dating site have your electronic box.
After registering on the site, I filled out a questionnaire, what man am I looking for to the agency selected a man who will suit me.
Agency gave me your electronic box. But there is one problem in that my subscription is free, so I do not know anything about you. I do not have your photo, I do not know in which country you live, in what city do you live and what important, how old are you.
Therefore, if you wish to communicate more, please tell us about yourself. You can to respond to me to mine electronic box, if you are interested in getting to know me.
All the best!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I so couldn't any more!
  • On: June 17, 2020, 6:44 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: thankful Mister Matchless.
  • On: June 27, 2020, 2:05 a.m.

wish to see me?

I hope U can talks, What is your age? Where do You stay now?
I'm lonely neat 31 yo miss staying in Russia
presently Im waiting for right gentleman;-) I am going to reply to You my pi=
cture attached

it's my E-mail for answer is: [email protected]:-)

have a good day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: thankful Mister Matchless.
  • On: June 27, 2020, 2:05 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Shalom My bland;-) How are You doing? Let's chat, mr. thoughtful
  • On: July 4, 2020, 4:19 p.m.

my goodly My pleasant, are You there? May U r free to latest talks.

I am solitary pure mistress born in Russian Federation At this moment Im try=
ing to find modern guy,
I will send You my photos) this is my e-mail [email protected]:-)

Thank's

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Shalom My bland;-) How are You doing? Let's chat, mr. thoughtful
  • On: July 4, 2020, 8:23 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hope you enjoy it.
  • On: July 6, 2020, 9 a.m.

salute!!! what are you up to?
I am cute Girl I would love to communicate with you.
I hope you're interested too, you can answer me and I 'll answer back!
bye-bye.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hope you enjoy it.
  • On: July 6, 2020, 11:48 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I wish to fancy chat. How r u?
  • On: July 17, 2020, 7:08 p.m.

Saluto my real,
superlative sir suitable;-)
I am unmarried goodhearted 35 yo chick from Russian Federation;-)

now I'm look up astounding mister from USA!
I can send You my photo
This is my e-mail for response [email protected];)
good luck!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I wish to fancy chat. How r u?
  • On: July 17, 2020, 9:40 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Bonzur perfect is it indispensable? my Dearheart
  • On: July 21, 2020, 12:50 a.m.

My mr. safe! How do you like it here?
now I am waiting for attractive guy! I'm going to reply to You my picture:)

this is E-mail box for response: [email protected]:) Have a good day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Bonzur perfect is it indispensable? my Dearheart
  • On: July 21, 2020, 2:35 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Helele My) I hope You can chat;)
  • On: Aug. 4, 2020, 9:19 p.m.

indispensable My Opportune
could I ask you?
Im advantageous 30 y.o. girlfiend)

Currently I'm look up propitious gentleman:-) this is my email box: nastenam=
[email protected]!
I'll send You my photo attached;)

Have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Helele My) I hope You can chat;)
  • On: Aug. 5, 2020, 12:24 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: my mister beneficial;)
  • On: Aug. 11, 2020, 9:27 p.m.

ola my:) Mister Smashing.

May be U are free to everlasting talk;-) Presently I am looking for inimitab=
le mister,
it's E-mail for contact is: [email protected],

I can send You my photo attached;)
have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: my mister beneficial;)
  • On: Aug. 12, 2020, 4 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: beloved Mister Calm. may U do me a favor;) May be u're free to talks;)
  • On: Aug. 15, 2020, 12:08 p.m.

My Mister King May be u r able to chat.

All exceptional,
Currently I'm waiting for suitable buddy! I am unmarried safe 30 years old W=
oman living in Russia!

I'm going to send You my photo attached:)
write me to [email protected],

bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: beloved Mister Calm. may U do me a favor;) May be u're free to talks;)
  • On: Aug. 15, 2020, 2:36 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope you can mature small talk) My mr. Chief)
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 1:16 a.m.

Can You do me a favor?

I'm single goodygoody person!

Currently I am look up goodish man from USA;) I will reply to You my photo a=
ttached;-)

This is my Email box for contact [email protected];-) thank you anyway=

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope you can mature small talk) My mr. Chief)
  • On: Aug. 25, 2020, 4:36 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: how do you like it today? my My Sweety! Let's speak
  • On: Aug. 27, 2020, 4:56 p.m.

ciao My champion.
How do U like it today? Let's chat:)

currently I'm looking for successful guy from United States of America.

I'm comfortable 32 years old Miss from Russian Federation

Reply to me: [email protected]:) I can reply to You my pictures;)

Till next time

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: how do you like it today? my My Sweety! Let's speak
  • On: Aug. 28, 2020, 12:15 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Bon dia My. My Calm. I hope You can glum small talk.
  • On: Sept. 4, 2020, 5:56 p.m.

I need to small talk) I am single beatific 32 y.o. female
Now I am looking for unexcelled buddy from US:-) I can reply to You my photo=
attach)

Email me at: [email protected]

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Bon dia My. My Calm. I hope You can glum small talk.
  • On: Sept. 4, 2020, 10:52 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hallo My:-) can you tell me?
  • On: Sept. 9, 2020, 5:52 p.m.

I need to serviceable talks;-) Soon I am trying to find untarnished mister;)=

I am going to send You my pictures,

My Email for reply is [email protected];-) Thank's

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hallo My:-) can you tell me?
  • On: Sept. 9, 2020, 11:38 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: My beautiful safe! hope you are closed;-)
  • On: Sept. 18, 2020, 4:17 a.m.

hey my:-)
Righ now Im seeking precious dude;-)

This is Email: [email protected]
I'll reply to You my photo!
good luck!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My beautiful safe! hope you are closed;-)
  • On: Sept. 18, 2020, 8:01 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hai My! My sir Delectable:-)
  • On: Sept. 19, 2020, 5:23 a.m.

My openhearted My Likable!
chao my:-)

I hope U can best talks
currently I'm waiting for wholesome gentleman! I can reply to You my picture=
;-)
it's my e-mail for reply [email protected];) Good bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hai My! My sir Delectable:-)
  • On: Sept. 19, 2020, 4:13 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Guten Tag my,
  • On: Sept. 20, 2020, 12:06 a.m.

Mr. fine.

Shalom:-)
I hope you're free to small talk.
Could u please do me a favor?

for now I am searching for juicy dude;) Im likable person, I'm going to repl=
y to You my picture attached:-)

my email box for contact: [email protected];-)

have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Guten Tag my,
  • On: Sept. 20, 2020, 4:13 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Robert Thomas
CEO, MNesty, LLC