The colloquy of Alyssa Ford

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Alyssa Ford and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: greetings and good day
  • On: April 27, 2017, 6:50 p.m.

Greetings Good Day I'm Mr, Frank Kwasi Frimpong from Access Bank Ghana, I was reading through some articles and information's on the desk of our branch manager of a plan that they will decline your information's and transfer to your Bank Account, that should have been transferred to you.
i'm happy to inform you that i can help you in transferring this money to you. after reading i was also informed on how people have not being fair with you
in respect of getting your funds to you this while,
i also want you to know that i'm going to handle this transaction with utmost trust from my side to you i'll hope you do the same for a speedy completion
of this transaction.
 
i'll be pleased to give you more information about myself before i make any request, I'm 50 years of age and i have been working with Access Bank Ghana for over 8 years now and i've already had several promotions from just a cashier to my current position. hoping the next promotion i will be awarded will be the Managing director of Access Bank bank Osu.I'm in a good position to make this transfer possible to you, But i must inform you only the fact, i'll have to setup a Non Residential Account here in
Ghana and send you an ATM master Credit/Debit Card which will give you direct access and enable you to withdraw your Funds in any ATM Machine in your
country.By so doing you will not be involved in an act of laws breaking of that of my country and your beloved country, you're advised to get back with the information's below as listed so i can create the proposed account at once in your name to enable the use of an ATM Master Credit/Debit Card in your respective country to withdraw your Funds. the account will be set-up free of charge. I will finance the account setting up and activation today once you
get back to me ASAP.
The needed info is listed below for account setup,ACCOUNT HOLDER'S NAME:
HOLDER'S ADDRESS:
HOLDER'S MOBILE NUMBER:
DATE OF BIRTH:
Next Of Kin Info is needed as listedNEXT OF KIN:
ADDRESS OF KIN:
MOBILE NUMBER OF KIN:
DATE OF BIRTH:Best RegardsFrank Kwasi Frimpong.(FKF)
Financial Manager
Access Bank
Starlets' 91 opposit Accra
sports stadium, osu

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: greetings and good day
  • On: April 27, 2017, 6:50 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Alyssa Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: greetings and good day
  • On: April 28, 2017, 2:22 p.m.

Did you understand my mail?

Spammer

  • Subject: Avaya Customers discounted
  • On: Dec. 4, 2017, 2:11 p.m.

Hi Amy,

Since its almost the end of the year we are offering discounts on all our
email and phone lists.

We have recently updated our email and phone lists like Avaya users, Nortel
users, Mitel users, Cisco and many more.

Let me know if I can be of any help.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Avaya Customers discounted
  • On: Dec. 5, 2017, 2:09 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Alyssa Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Avaya Customers discounted
  • On: Dec. 5, 2017, 2:55 p.m.

Hi Alyssa,

Thanks for getting back. I would be glad to share more information.

You can visit us at www.IBCConnect.com

I have copied my Director Priyanka on this email and Tia from my Business Development team who will share further info.

In the meanwhile can you let me know what type of lists you are looking for?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Avaya Customers discounted
  • On: Dec. 6, 2017, 12:03 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Alyssa Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Avaya Customers discounted
  • On: Dec. 7, 2017, 2:06 p.m.

Hi Alyssa,

Thank you for getting back to us on this.

We are located in Haslett, Michigan. Since it’s the year end we are offering more than 30% discount on all our lists.

If you can give me an idea of the lists you are looking for I can send you the numbers and the offer price.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Avaya Customers discounted
  • On: Dec. 8, 2017, 12:03 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Alyssa Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: Avaya Customers discounted
  • On: Dec. 8, 2017, 4:35 p.m.

Hi Alyssa,

Can you provide your contact number?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: Avaya Customers discounted
  • On: Dec. 9, 2017, 3:50 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Alyssa Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: Avaya Customers discounted
  • On: Dec. 11, 2017, 1:45 p.m.

I think the best thing for us to do will be to speak on the phone and then depending on your needs we send you all the info.

Sounds good?

Please let me know.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: Avaya Customers discounted
  • On: Dec. 11, 2017, 8:57 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Alyssa Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Merchant Source -Get the WORKING CAPITAL you need for your business 🏦
  • On: Sept. 4, 2018, 11:20 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Merchant Source -Get the WORKING CAPITAL you need for your business 🏦
  • On: Sept. 4, 2018, 2 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Alyssa Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Database for your Marketing Campaign
  • On: Oct. 5, 2018, 1:43 p.m.

Hi,

Good day to you. My name is Brian.

We are database compilers having 30+Million verified contact lists from
various industries and I would like to take this opportunity to understand
if you are willing to purchase our database for your upcoming Marketing
campaign.

Below is a sample of what we have in possession:

. Top IT decision makers in Energy & Utilities, Retail, Healthcare,
Banking, Manufacturing, IT and Telecom

. Solution & Providers users list from Cybersecurity, Cloud
security, Salesforce, Blockchain, Pharma, Logistics and many more

. Competitors users list of your company

Please let me know if any of the above fits you or if you are looking for
something else apart from what is listed above and I would be happy to help
as we have one of the Vast & Versatile database in this industry.

Warm regards,

Brian Smith

Marketing assistant

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Database for your Marketing Campaign
  • On: Oct. 5, 2018, 7:29 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Alyssa Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Merchant Source -get the Working Capital you need to fuel your business 🚀
  • On: Oct. 17, 2018, 11:37 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Merchant Source -get the Working Capital you need to fuel your business 🚀
  • On: Oct. 17, 2018, 7:16 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Alyssa Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Discussion about your Booth at OTC 2019
  • On: March 21, 2019, 7:46 p.m.

Hi Amy,

Someone from our sales team will contact you soon to discuss our services and our costing.

If you don’t receive any response within 24 hours please revert back to this email.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Discussion about your Booth at OTC 2019
  • On: March 22, 2019, 12:46 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Alyssa Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: Discussion about your Booth at OTC 2019
  • On: March 22, 2019, 11:04 a.m.

Hi Alyssa,

Someone from our sales team will contact you soon to discuss our services and our costing.

If you don’t receive any response within 24 hours please revert back to this email.