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Spammer

  • Subject: Starting to Worry
  • On: Dec. 14, 2016, 10:56 a.m.

Hi Alan

I've tried to reach you a few times to go over suggestions on improving digital marketing at On the beach, but haven't heard back which tells me one of three things:

1. You're all set with your online marketing and I should stop bothering you.

2. You're still interested but haven't had the time to get back to me yet.

3. You've fallen and can't get up and in that case let me know and I'll call someone to help you.

Please let me know which one as I'm starting to worry!

Marisha

Hi Alan

Still waiting for that 'nope' or 'more details' response. In my opinion, it's the end of the year and I think it will be a great time to test the waters and see what (other) agencies have to offer On the beach. I can tell you that Adapt Worldwide might surprise you. Why?

1. Adapt Worldwide are experts in delivering Performance Linguistics.
2. We have a track record in delivering best-in-class digital for our clients
3. We understand your brand and its place in market across the globe
4. We work AGILE to drive profitable growth
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6. Any Objective. Any Channel. Any Market.

Get back to me. I could send you some awesome Cred Decks.

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T: +44 7904567237
W: www.adaptworldwide.com<http://www.adaptworldwide.com/

Hi Alan

Just to follow up from my last email, I'd really like to have a conversation about your digital marketing strategy and offer On the beach a free audit for their digital services.

The company I work for is called Adapt Worldwide. We're a multilingual digital marketing agency who has helped clients (HostelWorld, eBookers, McDonalds, Canon, Groupon, Disney and many more) optimise their SEO, Paid Search, Content and Social Media across multiple markets in virtually any language and platform.

Our free audit would be able to identify areas of opportunity that could dramatically increase traffic, CTR and revenue.

If it's something you'd like to discuss in a little more detail, then reply to my email - Ideally we could arrange a quick call tomorrow afternoon?

Please feel free to check our website out.<http://adaptworldwide.com/

Kind regards,

Marisha Plasko
Business Development Consultant
T: +44 7904567237
W: www.adaptworldwide.com<http://www.adaptworldwide.com/

Hi Alan,

I'll get right to it. I'm sending this in the hope that you're looking for a digital agency to help out with your seo / ppc / content / social media. If you're not, then please reply 'nope' straight away so I know to leave you alone.

If you are - we do all of the above, but in almost every language you could possibly need. So we are absolutely brilliant if you want to:

1) Drive visibility and traffic to all international On the beach websites.
2) Kick-start On the beach in a new country with a foreign language.
3) Save time / money by combining your digital and translation agencies.
4) Impress your boss.

We do this for eBookers, Hostel World, Louvre Hotels, Momondo, Canon, Disney, Zoopla.

And remember, a simple 'nope' or 'more details' will do.

Thank you,

Marisha Plasko
Business Development Consultant
T: +44 7904567237
W: www.adaptworldwide.com<http://www.adaptworldwide.com/
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Starting to Worry
  • On: Dec. 14, 2016, 10:56 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Christopher Tyler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Starting to Worry
  • On: Dec. 14, 2016, 11:06 a.m.

Hi Christopher,

Hope you're having a lovely day. Thanks for the reply. We are located in London but operate for companies located anywhere in the world.

Basically, we are a full suite digital marketing agency that offers search optimisation, paid media, social and content in any language, across any channel. What exactly are you looking for?

Tell you what, I'd love to arrange a call with you and one of our directors this week to discuss how we can help you specifically. When suits you?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Starting to Worry
  • On: Dec. 14, 2016, 1:15 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Christopher Tyler
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Starting to Worry
  • On: Dec. 14, 2016, 5:40 p.m.

Hi Alan,

How cheeky of you! Fair play.

Next time just reply 'nope' and I'll be happy to take you off my email list.

Merry Xmas

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