The colloquy of James Burnett

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called James Burnett and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: I will allow almost all to lad in my home
  • On: Oct. 13, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

Im Elizabeth and I am 23 years old.Its elapsed a month since I had much fun together with a fellow.It was a casual affair with a fellow Id found on Facebook.Now I want to repeat that affair.Watch my photographs and join me here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1DPRGuJKfDVewu-g9Af1zYhFB0-kHsY8ASee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I will allow almost all to lad in my home
  • On: Oct. 14, 2018, 3:52 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello.....Beneficiary
  • On: July 16, 2019, 1 p.m.

*
<http://www.google.com.ng/imgres?imgurl=http://www.grahamstuart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post-office-logo.bmp&imgrefurl=http://www.grahamstuart.com/2013/07/&h=178&w=284&tbnid=sIrb-0OZ2UXwrM:&zoom=1&docid=eU8ULqkAP8D6oM&ei=Awg8U721Foe34wTBloCADQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CL0BEIQcMDw4ZA>*

*Nipost Corporate HeadquartersMubarak Muse Gunar HousePlot 1279 Muhammad
Bukharin WayPMB 12537, Garik 900001Abuja, Nigeria*
*Good Day :*

*Your message was received,In furtherance We acknowledge the receipt of
your email but Please before any further information you have to reconfirm
your address to us because your information we have here has been temper
with(),We have seen in our data base that the parcel we are about to
deliver to you is an ATM Master Card,We will be posting the package to your
residential home address with our fastest means of delivery to enable get
to you once we confirm the information you forward to us.*

*Meanwhile before the delivery will commence we will issue you out the
tracking number of your package and also we are going to send you the PIN
Number of your ATM Master Card through SMS for security reasons.Please once
again reconfirm your home address to avoid delivery your ATM Master Card to
a wrong hands.*

*Full names..............Parcel owner
address...........Tel...............Scan Copy of Your International
Passport Or Driver's License.*
*Your maximum compliance to this email will be greatly appreciated.*

*Best Regard*
*Mr. Chris Obi*
*Dispatch Manager POST OFFICE Company*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello.....Beneficiary
  • On: July 16, 2019, 4:37 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Attn:
  • On: June 20, 2020, 7:36 a.m.

Attn:

This is a personal Mail from me addressed to You. I am Dwayne Johnson. As You already know, I am very grateful for the Interest in my Misery and I would like to assure You that You will be greatly rewarded for what You have set out to do. Although we don't know each other, I believe that our Father in Heaven addressed me to You when I prayed over the Internet and sought Help because I saw Your Profile in a List of Microsoft registered email addresses list that made me list to you as beneficiary.

I decided to donate to Individuals and I told some Ministers what they said was a welcome Idea and promised they would bring me a List of People who could help others with my Donation and given those In need who I Opted Select Me by Researching Microsoft and Google. I decided to move to South Africa with my Family because since I won this Lottery, several Taxes have been deducted from me, and a lot has happened to me, my Pastor and my capable Servants of God have helped me with my Family to South Africa around Taxes paid weekly.

My Donation of  2.000.000,00 dollars may not be much for You, but I believe this will go a long Way towards improving Your Standard of living, as my lottery jackpot has done for me. I want You to fill in the Information below and get back to me. Me and my whole Household will be glad you visit us after my Donation comes to You. We believe that this wonderful Opportunity has come to us from God, and we cannot keep it to ourselves, and one More thing, this Donation will be highlighted to you so that You can strengthen Your personal Questions and generously help us, hands in the greatest Part of the less Privilege, Orphans and Charities in Your Place. We have chosen you to be a Part of this Blessing because we believe there is an Expression of Worship.

Do this in time so you can contact The transferring Bank for additional Guidelines for Receiving donations. Please keep this until You receive Your Money in Your Bank Account. Please Fill in the following Dates

Full Name:
Country:
Address
State:
City:
Zip code:
Sex:
Job:
Contact Phone Number:

Please note that we do not need Your Information for any other Purpose. We only need this Information because we need to have a correct Record of who we are dealing with to build a better Relationship with You.

We expect your earliest Answer.
Warmest Greetings

Dwayne Johnson

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn:
  • On: June 20, 2020, 8:36 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: FW
  • On: June 22, 2020, 12:28 p.m.

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail and it’s content was noted. Sequel to your mail, I already have many people working with  but I can direct you to the investment department that can help but let them know that you are from Dwayne Johnson ok.

Here is the contact details :

[email protected]
China Investment Bank
Website: Onlinecib.com

Also revert back to me if you have contact with them.

Thanks for your understanding on this matter.

Dwayne Johnson

Spammer

  • Subject: Att
  • On: June 22, 2020, 12:28 p.m.

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail and it’s content was noted. Sequel to your mail, I already have many people working with  but I can direct you to the investment department that can help but let them know that you are from Dwayne Johnson ok.

Here is the contact details :

[email protected]
China Investment Bank
Website: Onlinecib.com

Also revert back to me if you have contact with them.

Thanks for your understanding on this matter.

Dwayne Johnson

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FW
  • On: June 22, 2020, 3:02 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: FW
  • On: June 22, 2020, 7:39 p.m.

Please contact the investment department.
Thanks 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FW
  • On: June 23, 2020, 2:21 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: FW
  • On: June 23, 2020, 8:27 a.m.


This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail and it’s content was noted. Sequel to your mail, You request for a

Thanks for your understanding on this matter.

Dwayne Johnson

Spammer

  • Subject: Mail
  • On: June 23, 2020, 8:28 a.m.

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail and it’s content was noted. Sequel to your mail, You request for a project  loan you were directed to the investment department so talk to them ok.

Thanks for your understanding on this matter.

Dwayne Johnson

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FW
  • On: June 23, 2020, 12:05 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Inheritance
  • On: March 27, 2021, 5:59 a.m.


Dear Friend
 An oil business man made a fixed deposit of €26M in my bank branchwhere I am a director and he died with his entire family in Syria warleaving behind no next of kin. I Propose to present you as next of kin to claim the funds,if interested contact me with your full name, andtelephone number to reach you and most importantly, a confirmation ofacceptance from you.
Full NameOccupation:House AddressPhone Number:
Ling Long

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Inheritance
  • On: March 27, 2021, 1:04 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Inheritance
  • On: March 27, 2021, 2:22 p.m.

Hello i got your mail is well read and understood.  Following my previous message I am proposing to you a business deal regarding the movement of funds using a professional means. The sum of $26 million is what we are talking about in this deal. Fund   belongs to a business tycoon From Syrian who died in the Iran civil war and he happens to be our noble client here in my bank. Being informed that being a foreigner gives you the privilege to stand in as mydeceased client beneficiary as my deceased client had no following following all Details We have about him as our normal everyday client.I am very confident that we will be able to build the trust that is needed to succeed in this deal and all that I need for the time being is your willingness and commitment so that we can end this in the next one week. I will make sure that it passes through the international banking laws. In regards to this I will take care of all the expenses and the cost of retaining the service of my Attorney to give the transaction the proper

documentation that is required to perfect the finishing.

Your only obligation in this transaction is to accept to stand in as the only existing relative of my deceased client and you will have set up an offshore account that can accommodate these funds with any principal
bank which I will give you information later. Please note that Whatever You shall spend in opening the account you shall deduct it from the  $26 million before we share 50/50, secondly the account will be opened in

your name and you shall be the only one to have access to this account.

Dr Lin Long

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Inheritance
  • On: March 27, 2021, 10:04 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Inheritance
  • On: March 28, 2021, 7:47 a.m.


This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email and it's content was noted. Sequel to your message, I have made you understand that an oil man died in a Syria war without any next of kin so we  want you to be the beneficiary so that we can have access to the funds and we will share it 50/50. You need to send us some of your information for the bank to know if you  are capable of handling huge funds. 

Thanks for your understanding on this matter.

Dr lin Long 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Inheritance
  • On: March 28, 2021, 7:30 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Here is the bank information::
  • On: March 28, 2021, 8:46 p.m.

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email and it's content was  noted. Sequel to your mail kindly contact the transfer department for the  movement of funds and also let me know once you have contacted them.
 
Here is the bank information :

BANK NAME: BBVA BANK
BANK EMAILS: [email protected]
 [email protected]
Contact Person: Mrs Maria Diaz Rodrigues ,
Contact Address: Rambla Méndez Núñez, 42, 03002 Alicante, Spain

Tel :+34671117164
Fax :+34911230422
24HRS SERVICE +34671117164(English speaking section

Dr Lin Long 

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Inheritance
  • On: March 29, 2021, 8:36 a.m.

Hello i got your mail well read and understood, I want to know if you have contacted the transfer department?
Awaiting your response.
Dr Lin Long 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Here is the bank information::
  • On: March 29, 2021, 8:42 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Here is the bank information::
  • On: March 29, 2021, 8:54 a.m.

The transfer department will explain to you better because they have customer care there.
Thanks for your understanding on this matter.
Dr lin Long 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Here is the bank information::
  • On: March 29, 2021, 6:31 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Here is the bank information::
  • On: March 30, 2021, 1:29 a.m.

Hello i got your mail is well read a s understand. If you need a financial support you can go to Planet Finance Company to apply for a loan. 
If you need the information i can send it to you as well.
Awaiting your response.
Dr Lin Long

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Here is the bank information::
  • On: March 30, 2021, 11:46 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Here is the bank information::
  • On: March 30, 2021, 11:48 a.m.

What more do you want to know ??
On Tue, Mar 30, 2021, 12:47 PM James Burnett <[email protected]> wrote:
Hey there,

Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

James Burnett

CEO, MNesty, LLC

On 30/03/2021 01:29 AM,  wrote:

> Hello i got your mail is well read a s understand. If you need a financial support you can go to Planet Finance Company to apply for a loan. 

> If you need the information i can send it to you as well.

> Awaiting your response.

> Dr Lin Long

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Here is the bank information::
  • On: March 30, 2021, 9:28 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Here is the bank information::
  • On: March 31, 2021, 8:37 a.m.

Yes how much do you need on your project? Let see if we can finance your company with funds. 
Awaiting your mail.
Dr Lin Long

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Here is the bank information::
  • On: March 31, 2021, 11:55 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

James Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC