The colloquy of Abigail Burns

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Abigail Burns and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my new friend.
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 5:53 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my new friend.
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 7:38 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Interesting business
  • On: Dec. 10, 2018, 11:33 a.m.

Greetings Mr. Allison Burns,

I must thank you for giving me the audience to explain this important issue
to you. I have been
in search of someone from your country with the same surname as yours, who
is capable of handling
this transaction, so when I came across your profile online and saw your
surname, I was pushed to
contact you and see how best we can assist each other, as I believe you are
the right choice for
this transaction. I am Nabil Abdulla, a Bank Officer here in U. A. E. I
believe it is a great
opportunity for me to share this vital information to you today, which I
know will interest you,
as you are going to benefit from it.

One Late Michael Burns, a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with
my bank in 2009 for
60 calendar months, valued at US$26,700,000.00 (Twenty Six Million, Seven
Hundred Thousand US
Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was 22nd of March 2014.
Sadly Michael was among the
death victims in Earthquake disaster that occurred in the off coast of
central Chile on Saturday, 27
February 2010 that killed over 800 people. He was in Chile on a business
trip and that was how he met
his end. My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it
because he was my friend
and I am his account officer. Michael did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir
when the account was opened,
and he was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management
requested that Michael should
give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract.
I know this will happen and that
is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if
my Bank Directors happen to
know that Michael is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the
funds for their personal use, so
I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name, I was
happy and I am now seeking
your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since
you have the same last name
with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. There
is no risk involved; this
transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of law.

It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to
take it, they are rich already.
I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal,
50/50% to both parties, my share
will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream.

Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP
SECRET. We shall go over the
details once I receive your urgent response.

Anticipating your communication.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Interesting business
  • On: Dec. 10, 2018, 7:09 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Interesting business
  • On: Dec. 11, 2018, 6:05 a.m.

Greetings Mr. Abigail Burns,

I must thank you for giving me the audience to explain this important issue
to you. I have been
in search of someone from your country with the same surname as yours, who
is capable of handling
this transaction, so when I came across your profile online and saw your
surname, I was pushed to
contact you and see how best we can assist each other, as I believe you are
the right choice for
this transaction. I am Nabil Abdulla, a Bank Officer here in U. A. E. I
believe it is a great
opportunity for me to share this vital information to you today, which I
know will interest you,
as you are going to benefit from it.

One Late Michael Burns, a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with
my bank in 2009 for
60 calendar months, valued at US$26,700,000.00 (Twenty Six Million, Seven
Hundred Thousand US
Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was 22nd of March 2014.
Sadly Michael was among the
death victims in Earthquake disaster that occurred in the off coast of
central Chile on Saturday, 27
February 2010 that killed over 800 people. He was in Chile on a business
trip and that was how he met
his end. My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it
because he was my friend
and I am his account officer. Michael did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir
when the account was opened,
and he was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management
requested that Michael should
give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract.
I know this will happen and that
is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if
my Bank Directors happen to
know that Michael is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the
funds for their personal use, so
I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name, I was
happy and I am now seeking
your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since
you have the same last name
with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. There
is no risk involved; this
transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of law.

It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to
take it, they are rich already.
I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal,
50/50% to both parties, my share
will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream.

Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP
SECRET. We shall go over the
details once I receive your urgent response.

Anticipating your communication.

Spammer

  • Subject: buon giorno My modern! I hope you can speak,
  • On: June 9, 2020, 8:41 p.m.

vigorous My superlative)

Where do u now?

What is your age?

I am likable 35 y.o. female born in Ukraine. For now I am searching for whol=
esome man response to me at [email protected]

I am going to send You my picture attach)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: buon giorno My modern! I hope you can speak,
  • On: June 10, 2020, 1:59 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How is it going? unstained Mr. Likable)
  • On: June 26, 2020, 5:27 p.m.

Aloha my;-)
What is your age? Where r u from?
Let's archetype talks:) Soon I am looking for well-disposed mister,

I am irreproachable 31 years old Female born in Russian Federation:-)
I'm going to reply to You my photo attached

it's Email box for response is: [email protected];)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How is it going? unstained Mr. Likable)
  • On: June 26, 2020, 9:45 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Guten Tag likable)
  • On: June 28, 2020, 4:37 p.m.

salutation My
What r you feeling?

today I am looking for corking male:) e-mail to me: [email protected]=
com;) I can send You my picture attached:)

Thank's

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Guten Tag likable)
  • On: June 29, 2020, 3:53 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: salutation juicy:-) I hope u can talks How're u?
  • On: July 6, 2020, 1:14 a.m.

want to meet me? Righ now I'm seeking fair male:)
I am nice mistress. email box for response is [email protected]) I'l=
l reply to You my pictures!
talk to you later

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: salutation juicy:-) I hope u can talks How're u?
  • On: July 6, 2020, 1:56 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my) Hope you r impertinent:-) Let's chat;)
  • On: July 7, 2020, 12:53 p.m.

bonjou my)

My comfortable Sir natural.
What is your age?

I hope you're able to surpass chat:-)

Where r U from?
at present Im waiting for indispensable man.

I am unmarried courageous 35 yo babe from Ukraine:) I'll send You my picture=
s:-) this is my E-mail for reply: [email protected]!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my) Hope you r impertinent:-) Let's chat;)
  • On: July 7, 2020, 8:38 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: my perfectible my Satisfactory;-) Let's try to handsome talk,
  • On: July 17, 2020, 4:10 p.m.

my wealthy Mr. love)

Let's try to speak do u wish to meet me?
Im cuddly 35 years old lady living in Russian Federation.

At present I'm trying to find magnificent buddy from US:) E-mail to me at: a=
[email protected];)
I will reply to You my picture attach.

.

Spammer

  • Subject: how do U like it there? Let's talk)
  • On: July 17, 2020, 8:23 p.m.

May we speak? righ now Im looking for serious buddy;)

I'll reply to You my pictures it's my email box for response is: yuliyasweet=
[email protected] have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: my perfectible my Satisfactory;-) Let's try to handsome talk,
  • On: July 18, 2020, 1:42 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's try to speak;-)
  • On: July 22, 2020, 5:05 a.m.

Let's try to talk:-) I'm unspoiled girlfiend)

presently I'm searching for generous mister;)
I can send You my photo attach!

It's my Email for reply is [email protected],

Thank you in advance

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's try to speak;-)
  • On: July 22, 2020, 2:38 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hey my. I wish to talks! Are u ok?
  • On: July 25, 2020, 6:36 p.m.

How old are You? How're You?
Where r U from? at this moment Im looking for matchless not young mister;-)

I am single beatific 49 y.o. woman living in Russia
I'm going to send You my pictures,
It's email box for reply is: [email protected]:-)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hey my. I wish to talks! Are u ok?
  • On: July 26, 2020, 4:22 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: my brave mister Incredible May you please tell? Let's try to commendable chat;)
  • On: Aug. 10, 2020, 12:46 a.m.

Wish to see me?

For now I am look up beneficial gentleman.
reply at [email protected];)
I'm going to send You my photos)

thank's

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: my brave mister Incredible May you please tell? Let's try to commendable chat;)
  • On: Aug. 10, 2020, 7:18 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: bonzur My;) may U please do me a favor:)
  • On: Aug. 11, 2020, 2:19 a.m.

Hallo.

I hope u can obedient speak
I'm promising Woman;)

presently I'm seeking satisfactory guy I'll send You my photos My E-mail for=
answer is [email protected];)

bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: bonzur My;) may U please do me a favor:)
  • On: Aug. 11, 2020, 11:41 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hallo;-) may I ask?
  • On: Aug. 13, 2020, 3:44 p.m.


Buenas dias My unequaled;-)
my stylish my yummy,

everything exact?
I hope U can small talk:-) I'm reputable Chick staying in Germany:-)
At present I'm looking for honourable dude! My Email box is [email protected]=
com)

I will reply to You my pictures.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hallo;-) may I ask?
  • On: Aug. 13, 2020, 11:56 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good Day my supreme. May be u r able to talks:) Could I ask U a question?
  • On: Aug. 22, 2020, 2:46 p.m.

Good Evening)

My Mister Pleasant;)

I'm safe girlfiend;-)
for now I am waiting for appetizing dude:-)
Write at: [email protected]

I'm going to reply to You my picture!
have a nice time

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Day my supreme. May be u r able to talks:) Could I ask U a question?
  • On: Aug. 22, 2020, 7:32 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: sir Unparalleled.
  • On: Sept. 3, 2020, 9:44 p.m.

immaculate my rreproachable Hope everything bland;-) Im loving 32 y.o. girl)=
now Im look up serviceable guy from USA.
I'm going to send You my pictures,
E-mail at [email protected],

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: sir Unparalleled.
  • On: Sept. 4, 2020, 2:46 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: greet My:) My able sir Zeus. Could I ask?
  • On: Sept. 25, 2020, 9:21 a.m.

Let's try to shy small talk:)

Do U wish to know me?
Where r u live now?

what's your age? Im beloved 35 y.o. chick in Ukraine) Immediately I am looki=
ng for real mister!
I'm going to reply to You my photo attached:-)

My e-mail for contact is [email protected]!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: greet My:) My able sir Zeus. Could I ask?
  • On: Sept. 25, 2020, 9:19 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Abigail Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC