The colloquy of Michael Cooley

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Michael Cooley and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: SCIENTIFIC ACTIVITIES IADCES-SCOPUS AND WEB OF SCIENCE FOR DECEMBER, 2017
  • On: Nov. 28, 2017, 11:23 p.m.

* *

*Good morning!*

* *

 

      International Agency for the Development of Culture, Education and
Science (Australia, Melbourne) have the honour of inviting you to
participate in our scientific and educational activities, and to publish
in scientific periodical journals represented in Web of Science and
Scopus. All the relevant information is in the Supplement and on our web
site:  www.iadces.org <http://www.iadces.org/

 

       We will appreciate your efforts in spreading this information
among your colleagues. We are looking forward to a productive relationship!

 

 

 

 

*Yours truly,****Prof. John Goldwater*

 

International Agency for Development of Culture, Education and Science

Postal address: Level 7/ 30 Collins St, Melbourne, VIC 3000, Australia

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SCIENTIFIC ACTIVITIES IADCES-SCOPUS AND WEB OF SCIENCE FOR DECEMBER, 2017
  • On: Nov. 28, 2017, 11:23 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:-Statement Of Claim
  • On: April 17, 2022, 8:26 a.m.

Dear Melanie Cooley,

Re:- Statement Of Claim/Documents Legalization.
====================================
In respect of my payment/claim (USD15Million) pending in your books
and records. I hereby declares as follows:-

1) That my name is Melanie Cooley

2) That i am a National or Citizen of?

3) To facilitate data programming/processing/payment furnish the
paying bank viz: [email protected] your Cell/Tel.No & Fax.Nos.
respectively to enable the bank commence action on your claim pending.

4) That i am the beneficiary(s) of the funds value USD15Million.

5) That my preferred mode of payment is/are from OPTIONS A==C.

(A) Bank To Bank Transfer. Provide full bank account details.

(B) Atm Cards in Debit/Credit Format.

(C) Real Time Online bank account access.

6) That as from today i am known as the bonafide/rightful owner of the
funds value USD15Million.

7) That this Statement is issued by my own free will, truly and
conscientiously to the best of my knowledge and now required for
record purposes for the payment/settlement of the USD15M

We shall share it in a ratio of 40% for Melanie Cooley,55% for my
client and the remainder 5% to take care of contingencies.

Provide an acceptable means of identification e.g. International
Passport Or Driver's license.

Melanie Cooley ID/COUNTRY OF ORIGIN or NATIONALITY?

Yours Faithfully,
Melanie Cooley
=========
Note that within MAXIMUM of three(3)weeks the transaction will be
finalized subject to your co-operation and adherence to information
and instructions.

Yours Faithfully,
Ashley Moore(Esq)

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Payment Methods.
  • On: April 17, 2022, 8:28 a.m.

(A) Bank To Bank Transfer. Provide full bank account details.

(B) Atm Cards in Debit/Credit Format.

(C) Real Time Online bank account access.

Melanie Cooley, INDICATE your preferred MODE or CHOICE of payment from
A-C above.

Melanie Cooley OFFICE or HOME TEL.NO.TO QUICKEN OUR COMMUNICATION.

Yours Faithfully,
Ashley Moore(Esq)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:-Statement Of Claim
  • On: April 17, 2022, 7:41 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Payment Methods.
  • On: April 18, 2022, 8:12 a.m.

(A) Bank To Bank Transfer. Provide full bank account details.

(B) Atm Cards in Debit/Credit Format.

(C) Real Time Online bank account access.

Mr.Michael Cooley,INDICATE your preferred MODE or CHOICE of payment
from A-C above.

Mr.Michael Cooley OFFICE or HOME TEL.NO.TO QUICKEN OUR COMMUNICATION.

Contact the paying bank viz: [email protected]

Regards,
Ashley Moore(Esq)

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Fwd: Payment Methods.
  • On: April 18, 2022, 8:13 a.m.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2022 01:12:06 -0700
Subject: Payment Methods.
To: [email protected]

(A) Bank To Bank Transfer. Provide full bank account details.

(B) Atm Cards in Debit/Credit Format.

(C) Real Time Online bank account access.

Mr.Michael Cooley,INDICATE your preferred MODE or CHOICE of payment
from A-C above.

Mr.Michael Cooley OFFICE or HOME TEL.NO.TO QUICKEN OUR COMMUNICATION.

Contact the paying bank viz: [email protected]

Regards,
Ashley Moore(Esq)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Payment Methods.
  • On: April 18, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Michael Cooley ID
  • On: April 18, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what
it looks like.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
KIND OF EXAMPLE REQUIRED BY YOU.

Michael Cooley YOU ARE EDUCATED. BE SURE/SPECIFIC OF WHAT YOU WANT
FROM ME OR ELSE?

LET'S NOT WASTE OUR VALUABLE TIME.

YOUR TEL.NO.PLEASE.

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Fwd: Michael Cooley ID
  • On: April 18, 2022, 5:40 p.m.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2022 10:39:24 -0700
Subject: Michael Cooley ID
To: [email protected]

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what
it looks like.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
KIND OF EXAMPLE REQUIRED BY YOU.

Michael Cooley YOU ARE EDUCATED. BE SURE/SPECIFIC OF WHAT YOU WANT
FROM ME OR ELSE?

LET'S NOT WASTE OUR VALUABLE TIME.

YOUR TEL.NO.PLEASE.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Michael Cooley ID
  • On: April 18, 2022, 6:52 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: INFORMATION.
  • On: April 19, 2022, 7:42 a.m.

I was given to understand that you might be able and reliable enough
to handle a strictly confidential business transaction.

I have the authority of my late client's Wife to arrange with capable
hands for this deposit of $15M to be moved to a safe
bank oversea and invest it in real estate portfolio or other
profitable business in your great country.
====================
ABOVE IS VISION & MISSION.

ARE YOU ABLE & CAPABLE TO MOVE THE MONEY TO A SAFE BANK ACCOUNT OVERSEA?

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: INFORMATION.
  • On: April 19, 2022, 12:46 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: INFO.
  • On: April 19, 2022, 10:42 p.m.

Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in
our budget. Is there anything better you could do?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Make SUGGESTIONS of better/profitable things to do.

You are a human being. Provide SOLUTION please.

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Fwd: INFO.
  • On: April 20, 2022, 10:05 a.m.

HAHAHAHAHA

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 19 Apr 2022 15:42:30 -0700
Subject: INFO.
To: [email protected]

Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in
our budget. Is there anything better you could do?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Make SUGGESTIONS of better/profitable things to do.

You are a human being. Provide SOLUTION please.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: INFO.
  • On: April 20, 2022, 10:34 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: INFO.
  • On: April 20, 2022, 4:28 p.m.

GUESS YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

BYE.

On 4/20/22, Michael Cooley <[email protected]> wrote:
> Hello,
> That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your
> main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble
> https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?
>
> Michael Cooley
> CEO, MNesty, LLC
>
> On 19/04/2022 22:42 PM, wrote:
>> Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in
>> our budget. Is there anything better you could do?
>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> Make SUGGESTIONS of better/profitable things to do.
>>
>> You are a human being. Provide SOLUTION please.
>>
>> .
>
>
>
>

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: INFO.
  • On: April 21, 2022, 2:38 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: INFO.
  • On: April 21, 2022, 4:47 p.m.

OK.

ALL IN YOUR HANDS GOING FORWARD.

On 4/20/22, Michael Cooley <[email protected]> wrote:
> Hello,
> I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?
>
> Michael Cooley
> CEO, MNesty, LLC
>
> On 20/04/2022 16:28 PM, wrote:
>> GUESS YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
>>
>> BYE.
>>
>> On 4/20/22, Michael Cooley <[email protected]> wrote:
>> > Hello,
>> > That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about
>> > your
>> > main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble
>> > https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?
>> >
>> > Michael Cooley
>> > CEO, MNesty, LLC
>> >
>> > On 19/04/2022 22:42 PM, wrote:
>> >> Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in
>> >> our budget. Is there anything better you could do?
>> >> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> Make SUGGESTIONS of better/profitable things to do.
>> >>
>> >> You are a human being. Provide SOLUTION please.
>> >>
>> >> .
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>> .
>
>
>
>

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: INFO.
  • On: April 21, 2022, 8:45 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: INFO.
  • On: April 25, 2022, 5:18 p.m.

Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more
about your offer
=====================================================================
Details earlier given to you.

Why are we going round & round like school children?

Do not waste your time and my time please.

Am based in United Kingdom,Europe Continent.

Michael Cooley LOCATION/ID PLEASE or ELSE?

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Fwd: -Statement Of Claim
  • On: April 25, 2022, 5:19 p.m.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 17 Apr 2022 01:26:39 -0700
Subject: Re:-Statement Of Claim
To: [email protected]

Dear Melanie Cooley,

Re:- Statement Of Claim/Documents Legalization.
====================================
In respect of my payment/claim (USD15Million) pending in your books
and records. I hereby declares as follows:-

1) That my name is Melanie Cooley

2) That i am a National or Citizen of?

3) To facilitate data programming/processing/payment furnish the
paying bank viz: [email protected] your Cell/Tel.No & Fax.Nos.
respectively to enable the bank commence action on your claim pending.

4) That i am the beneficiary(s) of the funds value USD15Million.

5) That my preferred mode of payment is/are from OPTIONS A==C.

(A) Bank To Bank Transfer. Provide full bank account details.

(B) Atm Cards in Debit/Credit Format.

(C) Real Time Online bank account access.

6) That as from today i am known as the bonafide/rightful owner of the
funds value USD15Million.

7) That this Statement is issued by my own free will, truly and
conscientiously to the best of my knowledge and now required for
record purposes for the payment/settlement of the USD15M

We shall share it in a ratio of 40% for Melanie Cooley,55% for my
client and the remainder 5% to take care of contingencies.

Provide an acceptable means of identification e.g. International
Passport Or Driver's license.

Melanie Cooley ID/COUNTRY OF ORIGIN or NATIONALITY?

Yours Faithfully,
Melanie Cooley
=========
Note that within MAXIMUM of three(3)weeks the transaction will be
finalized subject to your co-operation and adherence to information
and instructions.

Yours Faithfully,
Ashley Moore(Esq)

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Fwd: Payment Methods.
  • On: April 25, 2022, 5:19 p.m.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2022 01:12:06 -0700
Subject: Payment Methods.
To: [email protected]

(A) Bank To Bank Transfer. Provide full bank account details.

(B) Atm Cards in Debit/Credit Format.

(C) Real Time Online bank account access.

Mr.Michael Cooley,INDICATE your preferred MODE or CHOICE of payment
from A-C above.

Mr.Michael Cooley OFFICE or HOME TEL.NO.TO QUICKEN OUR COMMUNICATION.

Contact the paying bank viz: [email protected]

Regards,
Ashley Moore(Esq)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: INFO.
  • On: April 25, 2022, 9:30 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Info
  • On: April 27, 2022, 8:56 a.m.

It is clear Mr.Michael Cooley is a CAVALIER fellow.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Info
  • On: April 27, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Fwd: Payment Methods.
  • On: May 4, 2022, 8:46 a.m.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2022 01:12:06 -0700
Subject: Payment Methods.
To: [email protected]

(A) Bank To Bank Transfer. Provide full bank account details.

(B) Atm Cards in Debit/Credit Format.

(C) Real Time Online bank account access.

Mr.Michael Cooley,INDICATE your preferred MODE or CHOICE of payment
from A-C above.

Mr.Michael Cooley OFFICE or HOME TEL.NO.TO QUICKEN OUR COMMUNICATION.

Contact the paying bank viz: [email protected]

Regards,
Ashley Moore(Esq)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Fwd: Payment Methods.
  • On: May 4, 2022, 3:20 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Michael Cooley
CEO, MNesty, LLC