The colloquy of Joseph Baker

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Joseph Baker and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Attn:You just received one new--F*ckbuddy-message/request.
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 5:46 a.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attn:You just received one new--F*ckbuddy-message/request.
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 5:46 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: May 17, 2017, 2:53 a.m.

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutti my stranger!
  • On: June 16, 2017, 12:50 p.m.

Hey hey my new mateI want to start my message by saying that I hope that Idid not bring you the inconvenience of your letter. I hope you received mymessage and I did not bring you the inconvenience of your letter. First Iwant to introduce. my name is Maryna. If I understand youcorrectlyproperly, you are like me looking for anacquaintanceacquaintanceship. I'm a grown woman, and I do not want to playgames here! I hope that our interests are similar and I would very muchlike to continue our dialogue, and I hope that we will find commoninterests.. If I you are interested, please write me an answer to myletter. and I hope that my letter will remain unanswered. and when I checkmy emails then I see your letter. I will be very pleased to continue ourdialogue. I enclose my photo, I hope you like me. Marinusha.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutti my stranger!
  • On: June 16, 2017, 4:40 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day
  • On: June 21, 2017, 10:10 a.m.

Good afternoon! What's up Please excuse me beforehand if I've bothered youwith something but I would enjoy exchanging emails with you sometime. Itwill be interesting to exchange our emotions and snapshots. I don’t evenknow where to start from. My name Irina. I was thinking of what I can writemore about me and you know I came to decision that possibly I can describemy individuality as open-hearted sincere person with stable moralstandards. I'm never married and I have no child. My sacred aspiration isto find real person, who will to value me and who will be able to provideour possible joint life and at the same time who will be interesting forme, easy to talk with me. I like people with inside beauty and who desireto make their dreams come true. At the same time I believe that he shouldhave loving heart, respect to others and skill to be upper than envy,greed, cruelty, indifference to another a girl and to be the man from thebig letter. I promise to be kind. Now acquaintances on the Internet itbecame popular. I have decided to try. I search the companion in a life, Ido not search for riches. Also I have no exact criterion of age more seniorthen me. Because I consider, that people with the years skilled. I will beglad, happy to receive your answer. Write me about yourself, and yourpreferences about women Hope to hear from you soon. Irinochka

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello
  • On: June 24, 2017, 5:23 p.m.

Greetings my awesome mate. Please do not be surprised to my entry. Withyour decision, I will speak you more about myself. I'm finding a gentlemanfrom USA for a communication and spend time together. I am joyful,optimistic girl. I like to dream and enjoy life. I love to spend recreationin friendly society. But in my heart right now is void. I want to meet aman who banish the ice. I'm believe you can be my prince. You know, I'm ansincere human, so to speak, I'm without complexes and without perniciousaddiction. I do not drink alcohol or take drugs. If you have no complexesand agree to get in the universe of happiness and weasel, if you are agreeout from the dark boring life keep shining unforgettable dream, do not missthis case, leave everything and write me shortly! We can communicate andshare photo, even erotic. With time, of course, you would obtain more of myphoto and be able to know me even better. I think that I could like you andour relation will continue. Marinchika

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi there my great pen-friend.
  • On: July 13, 2017, 7:25 a.m.

Hi friend I am sorry for the inconvenience. I do not wish to seemofficious. This is Anna writing. I 'm a professional nurse in a medicalcenter and I’m 31 yo. Not long ago I have been awarded a paid training inthe US. I am about to depart for the USA and would like to find a friendthere. I seek something serious only, so if you have no serious intentions,please don't reply. I attach my photo, well.. I would like to believe youare the good man. Sincerely, Yours Annusya,

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings my great friend
  • On: July 21, 2017, 10:29 a.m.

Salut, Dear stranger, I want to know how much you interesting in find andfamiliarity with new and wonderful girl? My name is Natalya. I hope to yourlike my foto. I am also find man with which my life is quiet andastonishing. I am very cheerful, kind and positive girl. But I am stillhave one and already very tired of kind of life. So I go to a dating agencyand got you email. In fact, I'm searching for real man for a seriousrelationship and even marriage in future. The most important is my purpose- I wish to find a companion for my solitary life! I very much hope thatyou are just such a person. I'll be glad if we will find our commoninterests and our meeting is most wonderful moment in our later life. Now Ido not know how much you are interested in continue our dialogue thereforegreater detail I talk about myself later! I will wait your letter! See youlater, Natalushka,

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello,
  • On: July 28, 2017, 2:34 p.m.

Hey there my dear friend. Respected stranger, I want to know how much youinteresting in find and familiarity with new and wonderful woman? I amNatalya. I am hope to your like my foto. I'm also find someone with whichmy life will quiet and remarkable. I am very merry, kind and positivewoman. But I am still single and already very tired of kind of life. So Iwent to a dating site and get you email. In reality, I'm finding for realman for a serious friendship and even wedding in future. The main is mygoal - I want to search a lover to my lonely life! I very hope that you areprecisely this a person. Iwill be happy if we will find our commoninterests and our meeting is most great moment in our later life. I do notknow how you are interested in continuing our communication therefore moredetail I'll write about myself later! I'll wait your letter! See you soon,Natalchik,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello,
  • On: July 28, 2017, 2:52 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening
  • On: Aug. 7, 2017, 11:42 a.m.

Good morningHow are you doing? You can call me Tatyana, Me 30 years. Ifound your profile on a date web site and I saw a very attractive. I amsure that you are interested to know about me. I was born in Russia and nowI live here, in the southern part of this country. I live in not bigvillage with unique name Rzhev. I am happy to live here, unfortunately,there are some difficulties. Although country where i live big enough, butvery a bit men who know how to love in reality and how appreciate the themown woman. I am a lonely beautiful woman so desperately need a serious manfrom USA for serious love relationship, With whom i can spend the rest ofmy days! I do not want feel myself so alone and spend my life meaningless.I am a modern girl and I think it is great, we on the internet can meet andget to know other people at the moment, while remaining at the house. I amglad that we can use modern technology. I would like to know you. If I havearoused your interest, tell me please more about you. What do you do inyour life? What do you like? What are your hobbies? And another thing.Please send me your photos. Maybe we will both have an interestingintroduction! I will wait for your fast response with great impatience.Please do not let me be alone. With good wishes, Tatyana. I would be veryhappy to know you, and I await your prompt response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening
  • On: Aug. 7, 2017, 11:44 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi there my awesome mate,
  • On: Aug. 27, 2017, 2:17 a.m.

Hey hey my great pen-friend I am sorry for the inconvenience. I do notwish to seem officious. It's Svetlana writes to you. I 'm a professionalmedical worker in state clinic, I am thirty-one.Most recently I got a paidtraining in one of the American states. I’m about to leave for the UnitedStates of America and should like to meet a friend there. I look forsomething serious only, so if you've no such intentions, please do notrespond. I provide my snapshot and, so. I would like to believe you are thegood man. Sincerely, Your Svetlanchika.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi there my awesome mate,
  • On: Aug. 27, 2017, 10:03 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Work,
  • On: Aug. 31, 2017, 8:28 p.m.

Hi Job Seeker. This is a one-time notice of a new position open for you.If you are no longer looking for a vacancy, please ignore this email.Tripcompany Gibas-Tour has an opening for a talented character. At ourCompany, you will be accountable for managing invoices, statements andother financial documentation, processing orders, and supporting clientrecords. Job Requirements:
- High school diploma or generaleducation degree (GED)
- Verbal/Written communication abilities
-Basic knowledge/proficiency of Microsoft Office software
- Attention todetail with a high degree of accuracy
Benefits:
- Home based,distant position
- Versatile work hours
- Part time and Full timeoptions
If you would like to join us and would like to find out moreabout the vacancy,check the attached file for a thorough description.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Work,
  • On: Sept. 1, 2017, 4:49 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation my man,
  • On: Sept. 3, 2017, 10:25 a.m.

Hey there my awesome pen-friend How are you? I hope you are fine and youwill be happy to answer me. I am very much excited that I’ve got a chanceto get acquainted with you. I am Natalia. Probably you have guessed where Iam from judging by my name. I live a big picturesque land the RussianFederation. I am 33 years old. I’m looking for a guy for true friendshipand possibly for committed relationship. If you liked me and got interestedin my personality, I will be happy to receive your letter. I belive youwill not allow the lonely girl to get bored. I will eagerly wait for yourmessage as soon as possible. If you respond me, I will send you more imagesof me. Thus we could see each other better and get acquainted more closely.I believe you will also send me your foto and tell me about yourself. I’dlike to find out more details about you. I wish you an excellent day andcheerful mood. I am waiting. Natushka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation my man,
  • On: Sept. 3, 2017, 6:13 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi!
  • On: Sept. 5, 2017, 8:48 p.m.

Good day my dear man Dear stranger, I wish to read how much you interestedin find and getting acquainted with new and wonderful woman? I am Natalya.I hope to your like my photo. I'm also search man with whom my life is calmand wonderful. I am very merry, kind and positive girl. But I'm still haveone and yet very tired of such life. So I went to a dating agency and getyou email. In reality, I'm search for real man for a serious friendship andeven marriage in future. Most important is my purpose - I want to search acompanion to my lonely life! I very much hope that you are it's a man.Iwill be happy if we will find our common interests and our acquaintance ismost remarkable moment in our later life. I do not know how much you areinterested in continuing our talking therefore in more detail I'll writeabout myself later! I will wait for your answer! See you soon, Natusha

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi!
  • On: Sept. 5, 2017, 8:51 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutti.
  • On: Sept. 14, 2017, 1:09 p.m.

Greetings friend. It's a magnificent day and i'am in a rush to get intouch with you. I am woman without a man. I do believe in a destiny with acheerful future for myself and that you could become a part of it. I wantto be next to a loving man.I love laughing, movies, pop music, seafood, anddoing crazy things, but i feel lonely. I 'm searching for a man that cangive me a real hope and love. Hope you're interested in becoming a part ofmy adventure and will write me back soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutti.
  • On: Sept. 14, 2017, 7:25 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my dear pen-friend
  • On: Sept. 22, 2017, 2:25 a.m.

Hi dear stranger. I hope that our meet will be excitement. My name isMarina, i'm 41 y.o. I live in Syberia, this is center of big RussianFederation. I'm not little girl to believe in the beautiful story of love.But i want to be loved and love. I want to change my life. I work as anbooker agent in a travel agency. I was in Turkey, Spain, Greece. I speakEnglish. At school it was required lessons. I don't think there will be anydifficulty in understanding between us. I am waiting for your answer. Yoursfaithfully, Marina

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my dear pen-friend
  • On: Sept. 22, 2017, 1:40 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good afternoon :)
  • On: Oct. 4, 2017, 6:09 a.m.

I know we have already seen
you can and I do not remember but I remember you clearly
Mon nom est Alice. J'ai 27ans
as I then wanted to approach you ...
but I did not know how you would treat me. )
we met on corporate
I have one you can say the problem, I love sex ..
I like when I have. I like the taste of sperm! I adore stockings and erotic underwear.
do you understand what I'm talking about? I hope you this not ottdalala
I do not know how to start about this conversation.
I would like to meet with you see you.
But if you want this, then we can start to communicate in the beginning talk.
I think it will give us great pleasure, and so we can better understand and get to know each other.
I'm ready to do experience
do not hesitate to tell me your dirtyest desires.
I like it very much, I like to be masturbated to me. I like dirty thoughts.
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I'm waiting for you there. you will find me in my id: 7

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good afternoon :)
  • On: Oct. 4, 2017, 3:56 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Home based job.
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 3:05 p.m.

Greetings JobSeeker, This is a one time notification of a new job openingopen for you. If you are no longer looking for a job, please ignore thise-mail. Tourcompany Orange-Tour has an opening for a talented individual.At our Company, you will be responsible for managing invoices, statementsand other fiscal documentation, processing orders, and supporting customerrecords. Job Requirements: - High school diploma or general educationdegree (GED) - Verbal/Written communication skills - Basicknowledge/proficiency of Microsoft Office software - Attention to detailwith a high grade of accuracy Benefits: - Distant home based Position -Flexible work hours - Part time and Full time alternative If you would liketo work with us and would like to find out more about the vacancy,check theattached file for a thorough description. Regards

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Home based job.
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Job
  • On: Oct. 25, 2017, 1:39 a.m.

Good day, This is a one-time notice of a new vacancy available for you. If you are no longer looking for a job, please disregard this e-mail. Tripbusiness Orange-Tour has an opportunity for a gifted character. At our Business, you will be accountable for managing receipts, records and other financial documentation, processing orders, and maintaining client records. Job Requirements: - High school diploma or general education degree (GED) - Verbal/Written communication abilities - Basic knowledge/proficiency of Microsoft Office programs - Attention to detail with a high degree of accuracy Benefits: - Distant home based Position - Versatile work hours - Part time and Full time alternative If you would like to join us and would like to find out more about the vacancy,check the attached file for a detailed description.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Job
  • On: Oct. 25, 2017, 10:17 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening my man,
  • On: Nov. 7, 2017, 5 a.m.

Good day my man, My name is Olga! I hope I'm nottroubled by you with myletter. I am an sylvestris woman, I'm 31 years. I am bachelor lady for 2years and am looking for looking for a boyfriend for life. I want to getacquainted with the simple man, start a family and become good friends. Iwork as an book keeping, and I live alone in my apartment. Also in afterwork I am studying a photographer! I'm also take a great interest makeupHis free time I dedicate to self-development. I am a very hilarious, I donot like quarrel. I like your questionnaire and I want to learn more aboutyou. I will give you my picture. If you're you like and you too are lookingfor a girl, you answer me. I look forward to a your letter. If I disturbedyou with my letter, I ask a sorry. I'll be waiting for your reply and Ihopefully you write me shortly. Good luck. Olala.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening my man,
  • On: Nov. 7, 2017, 8:37 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How are you!
  • On: Nov. 8, 2017, 3:01 p.m.

Hi dear! I am looking for a honest man.
Is there any? As for myself Young Russian young woman.
Do you like girls?
They are not just pretty and clever,but very easy too.
Ukrainian women value family life and try to be with their beloved ones as much as possible.
It is Time to get to know I will be waiting for you on dating website.
Click here if you seek lady (http://bit.ly/2ztOnca)
I gotta jet

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How are you!
  • On: Nov. 8, 2017, 7:12 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutti
  • On: Nov. 13, 2017, 8:10 p.m.

Hello. I am sorry for the inconvenience. I do not wish to seem perstilent. Here is Irina writing. I am a professional medical specialist in local hospital, I am thirty-one yo.Recently I have won a paid tuition in the U.S.. I am about to leave for the US and would like to meet a friend there. I look for something serious only, so if you've no serious intentions, please don't write back. I send my photo and, okey. I hope you are the good man. Thanks, Irinoka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutti
  • On: Nov. 14, 2017, 4:30 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening!
  • On: Nov. 14, 2017, 3:36 p.m.

Good evening dear! I am looking for a worthy man.
Are not you acquainted with such a man? As for me nice-looking Russian young woman.
Are not you fond of women?
They are not just beautiful and intelligent,but very tolerant as well.
Ukrainian women appreciate family life and try to be with their boyfriends a great deal of time.
It is high time to get to know I will be waiting for you on marriage agency
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All right then.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening!
  • On: Nov. 14, 2017, 7:46 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Joseph Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC