The colloquy of Johnny Kim

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Johnny Kim and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pepsi Award Winner oouik
  • On: May 10, 2017, 6:50 a.m.

Congratulation you have been selected to accept The Pepsi Refresh Project Awards $1.3 Million to Support the Public's Favorite Ideas to Refresh the World. To claim please kindly email your details.

Full name:.......................................
Address:.........................................
Age:.............................................
Sex:.............................................
Nationality:.....................................
Marital Status:..................................
Occupation:......................................
Home Telephone:..................................
Mobile Telephone:................................
E-mail address:..................................

Once again congratulation and we look forward to finalize your claim.

Mr. Mark J. Paul
Email: [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pepsi Award Winner oouik
  • On: May 10, 2017, 7:46 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Attention Fund Beneficiary Joshua Kim, Contact Wells Fargo Bank Below
  • On: July 5, 2018, 2:21 a.m.

Attention Fund Beneficiary Joshua Kim,

Below is the Bank contact detail writes them to their email or call
them as well:

Bank Name: Wells Fargo Bank Branch Houston, United States.
Address: 2714 Smith ST, Houston, Texas, United States.
Office Line (281) 766-3366
Email: [email protected] / [email protected]
Contact Person: Dr. James Copeland.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attention Fund Beneficiary Joshua Kim, Contact Wells Fargo Bank Below
  • On: July 5, 2018, 3:51 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Compliments of the day, Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: July 5, 2018, 8:36 a.m.

Dear in Christ,

I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, it's true we do not know one another but My spirit led me to write this email.

I am Mrs. Sarah Reynolds a widow to late Martin Reynolds, I am 63 years old, suffering from long time Cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors. I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of (US$25.5 Million Dollars) which he deposited in a Vault with a security/Finance Firm.

I need an honest and sincere Individual or a cooperate organization that will use the fund for work of humanity, My late Husband made me to understand that is good to remember the orphanage home the widows and the poor in need. Expecting your urgent response.

I look forward to your prompt reply for more details contact my personal email address:

Spammer

  • Subject: Compliments of the day, Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: July 5, 2018, 8:36 a.m.

Dear in Christ,

I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, it's true we do not know one another but My spirit led me to write this email.

I am Mrs. Sarah Reynolds a widow to late Martin Reynolds, I am 63 years old, suffering from long time Cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors. I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of (US$25.5 Million Dollars) which he deposited in a Vault with a security/Finance Firm.

I need an honest and sincere Individual or a cooperate organization that will use the fund for work of humanity, My late Husband made me to understand that is good to remember the orphanage home the widows and the poor in need. Expecting your urgent response.

I look forward to your prompt reply for more details contact my personal email address:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Compliments of the day, Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: July 5, 2018, 9:17 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Attention Fund Beneficiary Joshua Kim, Contact Wells Fargo Bank with Below info for your payment.
  • On: July 5, 2018, 12:53 p.m.

Attention Fund Beneficiary Joshua Kim,

As stated in our previous mail this fund originated from an
empowerment program ran by the United State Government and you are one
of the beneficiary . The only reference you could have been given is
if you were not contacted by this office direct but we made things not
difficult for claims by having a direct contact with the
beneficiaries.

Yesterday we gave you the bank contact where your fund was deposited
so you can contact them and make your claim. A letter of Authorization
has also been sent to the bank so it is in your hands to make your
claim now with the bank.

Contact them right away for details about your transfer.

Below is the Bank contact detail writes them to their email or call
them as well:

Bank Name: Wells Fargo Bank Branch Houston, United States.
Address: 2714 Smith ST, Houston, Texas, United States.
Office Line (281) 766-3366
Email: [email protected] / [email protected]
Contact Person: Dr. James Copeland.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attention Fund Beneficiary Joshua Kim, Contact Wells Fargo Bank with Below info for your payment.
  • On: July 5, 2018, 7:01 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Beloved Johnny Kim , Compliments of the day,
  • On: July 6, 2018, 10:13 a.m.

Dear Beloved Johnny Kim ,

Greetings in the name of the Lord! As I said in my e-mail before, my name is Mrs. Sarah Reynolds, I am just 63 years old, but sickness since over 5 years have weaken my body, as you can notice it from my passport then and see the different now from my sick bed picture that I took some days ago, which I attached on this mail.

Meanwhile I have decided to donate my cash inheritance from my late husband (Mr.Martin Harold Reynolds) who is originally from UK, unlike me that came from the United States so I made up my mind for the deposited amount to go for charity projects, because of my terminal illness. You may wonder how I got your contact and what informed my decision to donate my inheritance to you, when I have lots of people I know better and could trust for this kind of project, my dear, let these questions not bother you, for I mean well to you.

As per your contact, I got it online according to the direction of my spirit. I was led by my spirit to choose you for this assignment. I decided to use my cash inheritance for this noble charity project because my marriage with my husband ended childless. I am 63 years old, but 5 years ago, when I was first diagnosed of this cancer, which hypertension and eventual partial stroke. In my present state of health, life is meaningless and hope dims every passing moment for me. At the thought of my battered and shattered existence, I am usually overwhelmed by despair and gloom.

It is mainly my hopeless and helpless situation that prompted me to decide on this project to better the lives of the less privileged or disadvantaged out there, as my own last token of contribution to humanity. I must confess that I was really touched by God to do this. I decided not to donate this money to anyone I know around, because if I did, upon my death, my husband's relatives will engage such beneficiary in legal battle, claiming my husband left them the money.

They may attempt to use their influence to pervert the course of justice and recover the donation, a thing I hate to imagine! My husband's people are vicious and wicked such that it'll amount to betrayal of my late husband if I let them access and enjoy the fruits of his hard labor after all their misdeeds against their late brother, God forbid that I will do a thing as cowardly as that. You can now see the combination of factors that prompted the donation/charity initiative.

What I want you to do is to invest the money in any area of business you have relevant experience and knowledge to manage, which is viable and profitable,and at the end of each year, you should disburse 50% of the profit for charity purposes and put 30% back in the business for expansion, leaving 20% for yourself as compensation. This way, the charity funds will not only be sustainable to serve many generations but will generate employment and empower jobless persons around.

This is my vision and that is the way I want you to handle this project without fail. I want you to guarantee me that you will commit and devote yourself for this task and sincerely and honestly disburse the resources I am giving you to accomplish it. For no reason should you given in to the temptation to divert the funds into self-serving purposes. As you discharge this assignment with sincerity and honesty, God will surely reward you His own way.

Please, because I do not want my husband's relatives, who spy over me, to know of my latest decision/action (at this stage) and for health reason(s). I shall not entertain phone calls and Conversations. If you are sure that you will use the donation as I have directed, please provide me the following requirements for onward delivery to my lawyer and the security firm where the fund is deposited with letter of introduction and authorization letter to pay you the amount I need scan of ether your driving license or international passport:-

Full Names:
Address:
Telephone number:
Age:
Occupation:
Identification document:

I have attached a copy of my U. S international passport and sickbed photo for your confirmation.Please do not forget to scan either your driving license or international passport copy.

I have Contacted my Attorney and he is aware of my intentions to make you my next of Kin. My Attorney is also in UK here , I need to confirm your willingness, readiness and commitment.I will be undergoing a critical surgery on Saturday next week and i don't know if i will make it I want to sign and make you my rightful next of kin before the surgery.I want to hasten and introduce you to my Attorney. Since you are willing to help in this situation I will appreciate if you send me the above mentioned details so that I will contact the security firm and my Attorney to inform them that you are my appointed next of Kin and I will instruct them to release the fund to you.

May God bless you as you help me to fulfill my obligations.

Waiting for your reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spammer

  • Subject: Attention Fund Beneficiary Joshua Kim,
  • On: July 6, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

Attention Fund Beneficiary Joshua Kim,

Having read your email I want to tell you that I have done the best
thing I think I could by contacting you and give you directions on how
to go about this claim.

You should create a chance for it in your budget for no one can do
that for you. Make it as part of your budget and wait for a positive
returns.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beloved Johnny Kim , Compliments of the day,
  • On: July 6, 2018, 6:07 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Beloved Johnny Kim , Compliments of the day,
  • On: July 10, 2018, 3:41 p.m.

Dear Beloved Johnny Kim ,

Greetings in the name of the Lord! As I said in my e-mail before, my name is Mrs. Sarah Reynolds, I am just 63 years old, but sickness since over 5 years have weaken my body, as you can notice it from my passport then and see the different now from my sick bed picture that I took some days ago, which I attached on this mail.

Meanwhile I have decided to donate my cash inheritance from my late husband (Mr.Martin Harold Reynolds) who is originally from UK, unlike me that came from the United States so I made up my mind for the deposited amount to go for charity projects, because of my terminal illness. You may wonder how I got your contact and what informed my decision to donate my inheritance to you, when I have lots of people I know better and could trust for this kind of project, my dear, let these questions not bother you, for I mean well to you.

As per your contact, I got it online according to the direction of my spirit. I was led by my spirit to choose you for this assignment. I decided to use my cash inheritance for this noble charity project because my marriage with my husband ended childless. I am 63 years old, but 5 years ago, when I was first diagnosed of this cancer, which hypertension and eventual partial stroke. In my present state of health, life is meaningless and hope dims every passing moment for me. At the thought of my battered and shattered existence, I am usually overwhelmed by despair and gloom.

It is mainly my hopeless and helpless situation that prompted me to decide on this project to better the lives of the less privileged or disadvantaged out there, as my own last token of contribution to humanity. I must confess that I was really touched by God to do this. I decided not to donate this money to anyone I know around, because if I did, upon my death, my husband's relatives will engage such beneficiary in legal battle, claiming my husband left them the money.

They may attempt to use their influence to pervert the course of justice and recover the donation, a thing I hate to imagine! My husband's people are vicious and wicked such that it'll amount to betrayal of my late husband if I let them access and enjoy the fruits of his hard labor after all their misdeeds against their late brother, God forbid that I will do a thing as cowardly as that. You can now see the combination of factors that prompted the donation/charity initiative.

What I want you to do is to invest the money in any area of business you have relevant experience and knowledge to manage, which is viable and profitable,and at the end of each year, you should disburse 50% of the profit for charity purposes and put 30% back in the business for expansion, leaving 20% for yourself as compensation. This way, the charity funds will not only be sustainable to serve many generations but will generate employment and empower jobless persons around.

This is my vision and that is the way I want you to handle this project without fail. I want you to guarantee me that you will commit and devote yourself for this task and sincerely and honestly disburse the resources I am giving you to accomplish it. For no reason should you given in to the temptation to divert the funds into self-serving purposes. As you discharge this assignment with sincerity and honesty, God will surely reward you His own way.

Please, because I do not want my husband's relatives, who spy over me, to know of my latest decision/action (at this stage) and for health reason(s). I shall not entertain phone calls and Conversations. If you are sure that you will use the donation as I have directed, please provide me the following requirements for onward delivery to my lawyer and the security firm where the fund is deposited with letter of introduction and authorization letter to pay you the amount I need scan of ether your driving license or international passport:-

Full Names:
Address:
Telephone number:
Age:
Occupation:
Identification document:

I have attached a copy of my U. S international passport and sickbed photo for your confirmation.Please do not forget to scan either your driving license or international passport copy.

I have Contacted my Attorney and he is aware of my intentions to make you my next of Kin. My Attorney is also in UK here , I need to confirm your willingness, readiness and commitment.I will be undergoing a critical surgery on Saturday next week and i don't know if i will make it I want to sign and make you my rightful next of kin before the surgery.I want to hasten and introduce you to my Attorney. Since you are willing to help in this situation I will appreciate if you send me the above mentioned details so that I will contact the security firm and my Attorney to inform them that you are my appointed next of Kin and I will instruct them to release the fund to you.

May God bless you as you help me to fulfill my obligations.

Waiting for your reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beloved Johnny Kim , Compliments of the day,
  • On: July 10, 2018, 9:48 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 27, 2018, 3:05 p.m.

Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,

How are you doing today and how is your family? Hope things are good?

For quite a long time now I have not heard from you neither did the lawyer do and I wish to know what is the problem why you have not said anything regarding what we have at hand.

I am suppose to have gone for surgery but still waiting to see that the documents has gone to your name and at this stage I will be free and offer myself for the surgery knowing that my earthly dream has been achieved.

Please I really need to hear from you for I do not know anything that further transpired between you and the lawyer after he said you should pay 950 pounds for the exchange of name on the certificate of ownership and that of the deposit.

I awaits your kind reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 27, 2018, 5:42 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 27, 2018, 11:01 p.m.

Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,

Please you can reach my doctor direct with this number (+44 2030953299) Doctor Felix Mark, and he will hand over the phone to me.

For now I can only be reached through the hospital phone not personal phone. Alternatively you can send your number for me to call you direct.

I awaits your kind reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 28, 2018, 7:15 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 28, 2018, 5:38 p.m.

Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,

I believe that you have been in contact with my lawyer? You said you were busy yesterday please try to call me today so we can talk about this issue or send me your number to give you a call as well.

I awaits your kind reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 28, 2018, 8:33 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 29, 2018, 8:45 a.m.

Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,

Please you can reach my doctor direct with this number (+44 2030953299) Doctor Felix Mark, and he will hand over the phone to me.

It is until I hear from you that we would be able to discuss the specifics as you said though I think that I have said everything here

For now I can only be reached through the hospital phone not personal phone. Alternatively you can send your number for me to call you direct.

I awaits your kind reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 29, 2018, 8:47 a.m.

Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,

Please you can reach my doctor direct with this number (+44 2030953299) Doctor Felix Mark, and he will hand over the phone to me.

It is until I hear from you that we would be able to discuss the specifics as you said though I think that I have said everything here

For now I can only be reached through the hospital phone not personal phone. Alternatively you can send your number for me to call you direct.

I awaits your kind reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 29, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 29, 2018, 2:23 p.m.

Dear Beloved Johnny Kim ,

Good day to you, Of course there are some documentations to speak volume of all that I have been saying in my emails. It is when I hear from you that I will instruct my lawyer to send you those Paper works for your perusal.

May God bless you as you help me to fulfill my obligations.

Waiting for your reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 29, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 30, 2018, 10:34 p.m.

Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,

Please you can reach my doctor direct with this number (+44 2030953299) Doctor Felix Mark, and he will hand over the phone to me.

It is until I hear from you that we would be able to discuss the specifics as you said though I think that I have said everything here

For now I can only be reached through the hospital phone not personal phone. Alternatively you can send your number for me to call you direct.

I awaits your kind reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 31, 2018, 4:29 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 31, 2018, 7:51 a.m.

Good day Dear Beloved Johnny Kim,

Thank you for accepting my proposal. I want to say that I feel better having you to work with it.

To me the best and highest investment one can make is human investment for that will be beneficial to the nation and the world at large. The preacher man said and I quote "Invest in that little boy and he will live to be your president tomorrow” right from time I have I see myself as a tool for human achievements.

If I should use my life savings to make the generation a better place is that not a greater achievement? My God will also accept me when this journey of every day on bed ends. I belong to the faculty of humanity and am glad to see this dream come true.

In this email I have decided to attach to you a copy of the deposit certificate although it is not in my power to dispatch any documentary information concerning this deposit rather the duty of my lawyer but am just doing it for further clarification on what we have at hand when you develop communication with the lawyer he will send you more of the documents that backs up the deposited fund.

I am stronger now than yesterday simply because I think am two steps away from where I was. To the glory of God we are here and to his glory we are going further until his wish is done.

However, I want you to contact my lawyer for some legal advice and directions on how to handle this fund.

Turner's Chamber
Name.... Barr. Adam Turner (Esq)
Email: [email protected]
Tel: +44 2003331191

Please keep me updated on your further conversation with the lawyer and I pray that my God will give you the grace to carry on this project of human investment.

May God bless you as you help me to fulfill my obligations.

Waiting for your reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 31, 2018, 7:55 a.m.

Good day Dear Beloved Johnny Kim,

Thank you for accepting my proposal. I want to say that I feel better having you to work with it.

To me the best and highest investment one can make is human investment for that will be beneficial to the nation and the world at large. The preacher man said and I quote "Invest in that little boy and he will live to be your president tomorrow” right from time I have I see myself as a tool for human achievements.

If I should use my life savings to make the generation a better place is that not a greater achievement? My God will also accept me when this journey of every day on bed ends. I belong to the faculty of humanity and am glad to see this dream come true.

In this email I have decided to attach to you a copy of the deposit certificate although it is not in my power to dispatch any documentary information concerning this deposit rather the duty of my lawyer but am just doing it for further clarification on what we have at hand when you develop communication with the lawyer he will send you more of the documents that backs up the deposited fund.

I am stronger now than yesterday simply because I think am two steps away from where I was. To the glory of God we are here and to his glory we are going further until his wish is done.

However, I want you to contact my lawyer for some legal advice and directions on how to handle this fund.

Turner's Chamber
Name.... Barr. Adam Turner (Esq)
Email: [email protected]
Tel: +44 2003331191

Please keep me updated on your further conversation with the lawyer and I pray that my God will give you the grace to carry on this project of human investment.

May God bless you as you help me to fulfill my obligations.

Waiting for your reply.

Yours in faithfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day Dear Beloved Mr. Johnny Kim,Donations. Expecting your urgent response.
  • On: Aug. 31, 2018, 9:31 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Johnny Kim
CEO, MNesty, LLC