The colloquy of Michelle Burke

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Michelle Burke and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my dear mate
  • On: Oct. 29, 2018, 3:31 p.m.

Good DayTo You! On this mid autumn days, I am glad to begin a interestingacquaintance. A dreamy and lonely pretty woman is e-mailing you for thepurpose of creating true dating. I am looking for a real personwho wantsdating and love. I am interesting in a new dialogue. I am without any doubtthat we will be interesting conversation partners and closefriends. Writeto me at my private e-mail. Sincerely, your Olyoka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my dear mate
  • On: Oct. 30, 2018, 1:43 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How to love and be darling?
  • On: June 17, 2020, 4:30 p.m.

Welcome! I hope that my letter will reach you.
What country are you from? Sad, go on tour currently harder because of danger coronavirus in the world.
But this is not bad opportunity to establish relations in Internet. Therefore, if you are interested in my message and do not mind to know me well, I will be delighted accept your letter in response to my.
My age 31 year. I live in a locality RU Irkutsk. I single. I focused on serious relationship.
In a man for me important reliability and, of course, the ability to rely on in any difficult situation. Also for me main in a relationship understanding each other and comfort.
I do in my free time I study sports, read books, listening to music. I adore to dance;) Probably you think about it how did I find you?
I found your electronic box through a dating agency. Most likely, you ask where did they get your electronic box? I do not know, how a dating site found your electronic box.
After registering on the site, I filled out a questionnaire, what man am I looking for to the agency selected a man who will suit me.
Agency gave me your electronic box. But there is one problem in that my subscription is free, so I know nothing about you. I do not have your photo, I do not know in which country you live, in your city and what the most important, your age.
Therefore, if you wish to communicate more, give me more information about yourself. You can to write to me to mine electronic box, if you are interested in getting to know me.
Best regards!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How to love and be darling?
  • On: June 17, 2020, 7:52 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Я переживаю и незнаю каков будет ваш ответ.
  • On: Dec. 2, 2020, 8:35 p.m.

Salute! So, h ow have you been?.
At the moment, due to the COVID made a lot of changes in our life.
I'm a laboratory doc and I am always at work cos of Covid-19.
I'm forty-two and it so happened that I ’ve never been married.
But u aren’t surprised be shocked by this fact, because all I knew in life was study and working.
And now, in hindsight at my life, I understand that I didn't feel great female ’s happiness.
I do not have a child. I live absolutely alone. I see, I 'm a free and independent person.
This is apparently why I never met a decent young man for me.
I really wish that this moment of my lifetime hasn’t yet been omitted and u could become my partner or at least a enjoyable partner for communication.
If u ’re not writing, I understand. Wish u a lovely day! Good -bye.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Я переживаю и незнаю каков будет ваш ответ.
  • On: Dec. 3, 2020, 7:29 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Take me away from longing.
  • On: Dec. 9, 2020, 8:24 p.m.

Good afternoon! H ow is it going?.
At the moment, due to the COVID time made many changes in our reality.
I'm a lab doctor and I'm all the time at work cos of COVID-19.
I'm forty-two years and it so happened that I ’ve never been married.
Just you are not surprised be surprised by this reality, because all I knew in lifetime was study and work.
Just now, in hindsight at reality, I understand that I did not perceive great girl ’s happiness.
I don’t have children. I am living alone. I regard, I 'm a free and independent female.
This is doubtless why I never found a seemly partner for me.
I really wish that this part of lifetime hasn’t yet been omitted and u could become my companion or at least a nice person for emails.
If you keep silent, I understand. Wish you a great day! Bye.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Take me away from longing.
  • On: Dec. 10, 2020, 7:26 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope you understand me correctly.
  • On: Dec. 15, 2020, 6:57 p.m.

Hallo! H ow are you getting on?
My name is Viktoriya.
I like your picture very much.
Can you send me your cell phone number.
I am looking for a man who I would like to stable a relationship.
For me relationship means Is the basis for being happy necessary for a life together.
I can send you a video clip of myself.
I will be waiting for your letter.
See you

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope you understand me correctly.
  • On: Dec. 16, 2020, 4:04 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope you are interested too you can drop a line to me
  • On: Feb. 12, 2021, 1:25 a.m.

How'S It Going?!! My name is Mariya. I'm 32 y/o.
I am lonely woman from Russia.
Hope to find lonely partner for communication.
I visited marriage agency in my location and they helped me your address.
I never did write with a someone in online.
This is my new trial. I hope that our talking will be and we can have good communication.
I will tell a some about myself more.
I am kind with no punk habits from ordinary family.
I am companionable girl looking for serious family.
I not tell lie and like when with me are truthful too.
I live in healthy lifestyle. Work in medicine. When I can I do meeting friends.
Will tell you more about my life in my next letter. Will expect for yours answer with image if possible.
That is all for now. Hopeto hear.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope you are interested too you can drop a line to me
  • On: Feb. 12, 2021, 5:07 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Fate brought me to you.
  • On: April 21, 2021, 1:17 p.m.

Greetings. With such a trite, but habitual phrase I am begging my message.
No doubt you have many messages with offers of getting acquaintance so you may not be interested in my e-mail, but what if you will be?
What if you will like my photo? Maybe it is a chance given us by fate to get acquainted and grow our relationship.
I'm Marishka. I am an ordinary woman, I was born and raised in Ukraine 35 years ago. I have chosen an unusual profession for myself - I am a dentist.
Human life doesn't depend on my profession, but human smiles really do, so I help people to have beautiful smiles. I consider it to be great.
I believe that the age difference doesn't mean a problem and I am concerned that age is not more than a number. I'm only looking for a heartful and unhumorous gentleman.
If you r a lightweight man who wants to have just sex and naked photos, I beg you to skip my letter.
I am a fair person, my job is well-paid so I earn enough money and I am not interested in playing games.
If you are honorable gentleman, I would be glad to receive your answer. I I would also like you to write me a lengthy and meaningful e-letter with telling about you, your country and your town. Well?
Looking forward to hearing from you, MARINA.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Fate brought me to you.
  • On: April 21, 2021, 5:09 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hope you're interested too, answer back me
  • On: April 23, 2021, 6:41 a.m.

Good afternoon. With this trivial, but usual phrase I am starting my e-mail.
No doubt you have many messages with offers of getting acquaintance so you may not be interested in my e-mail, but what if you will be?
What if you will like my photo? Can it be a brilliant chance given us by fate to start our acquaintance which can lead to something more.
My name is Marishka. I am an ordinary girl who was born and raised in Ukraine 35 years ago. I have chosen not really usual profession - I am a dentist.
Human life doesn't depend on my profession, but human smiles really do, so I help people to have beautiful smiles. I consider it to be great.
I believe that the age gap is not a difficulty and I am concerned that age is not more than a number. I'm only looking for a heartful and serious gentleman.
If you r a lightweight person who needs only sex and naked pics, I will askask you not to text me back.
I am a decent lady, I earn enough money as my job is well-paid and I don't want to play games.
In case u are fair man, I would be glad to receive your answer. I would be happy if you write me a lengthy and meaningful e-letter with a story about you, your country and your city. Good?
Looking forward to hearing from you, MARINA.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hope you're interested too, answer back me
  • On: April 23, 2021, 11:03 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope you understand?
  • On: May 1, 2021, 12:36 a.m.

I'm delighted to greet you here!
I'm hoping this feeling going to be two-way and we can find joint interests. Why have I contact with you?
It is so simple, I've been looking for a friend, and I just hope that my friend after a while will turn to me greater than just a mate.
Cound you understand what I meant? I'm very interested in serious communication, no lies, no games.
It is especially important. The web is filled with opportunities for meeting people, but I've never got involved with that, at least, all my past attempts have not been successful, maybe it was just not the right time for this, but now I feel that everything will work out. May it be a female instinct?
OK, now let me present myself. I'm Yulia.
This is usual name for normal Ukranian lady. Right, I'm native of Ukraine, you have probably heard about my country before.
I'm young, I'm thirty-five, and I can understand that it's a fairly mature age for a serious relation. Thus, the age difference doesn't matter to me ; quite the contrary, I know that I'm seeking for a matured man who is endowed with experience and a good mind.
Btw, maybe you're curious about what work I do, and so, I'm an orthodontist, I work in a small local dentistry. My job is to give people beautiful smiles, isn't this lovely?
This is a short info about me,, then I ask you to give me feedback and write me an answering mail with brief info about you, you might want to share with me where you live, how old you are and what is your job. See you soon. Best wishes, Yulechka!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope you understand?
  • On: May 1, 2021, 9:28 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Together at us it will turn out.
  • On: May 4, 2021, 7:25 p.m.

Good afternoon.
My letter will begin with this banal but familiar phrase.

No doubt you have many messages with offers of getting acquaintance so you may not be interested in my e-mail, but what if you will be?
Can it be that you will be interested in my photo?

Maybe it is a chance given us by fate to get acquainted and grow our relationship.
You can call me Anna. I am an ordinary woman, I was born and raised in Ukraine 35 years ago. I've got not an ordinary job - I do dentistry.

I am not responsible for human lives, but I am responsible for their brilliant smiles, so I give these smiles to them.

I consider it to be great. As for me the age difference doesn't mean a difficulty and I think that age is nothing more than a number.
I'm only looking for a frank and earnest gentleman.

If you r a lightweight person who needs only sex and naked photos, I expect you not to text me back.

I am a fair girl, I have a well-paid job and I earn good money and I do not intend to play games.
In case you are honorable person, I am eager to receive your answer.
I would be happy if you write me a lengthy and meaningful letter with a story about you, your country and your town. Alright?

Looking forward to hearing from you, Anna.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Together at us it will turn out.
  • On: May 4, 2021, 10:03 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Love is a virtue!
  • On: May 15, 2021, 1:05 a.m.

I'm delighted to greet you here!
I sincerely hope that emotion will be mutual and we're going to find common interests.
Why have I contact with you?
It is really clear, I look for a fellow, in the belief that mate of mine in the future will turn to me more than just a fellow.
Cound you understand what I meant? I'm very interested in serious communication, no play, no lie.
This is really important. Internet is full of chances for new contacts, but I have never been into it, at least, all of my previous trying weren't successful, probably it was a good time for this, but for now I feel that everything will work out.
Perhaps this is a female intuition? OK, now let me present myself.
My name is Natasha. It's a common name for an ordinary Ukrainian girl.
So, I am from Ukranine, you have probably ever heard about this state before.
I am young, I'm 35, and I can understand that it's a fairly mature age for a serious relation.
Thus, the age difference doesn't matter to me ; quite the opposite, I understand that I am looking for a mature man who is endowed with experience and a good mind.
Besides, maybe you're curious about what I'm doing, and so, I'm an orthodontist, I work in a small local dentistry. My task is to provide people with great smiles, isn't this lovely?
That's a quick presentation of me, if you are interested, then I beg you to react and write me a response letter with brief information about yourself, maybe you want to tell me where you're staying, what's your age and who you work.
See you soon. Best regards, Natalia.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Love is a virtue!
  • On: May 15, 2021, 12:33 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good luck and have a nice day.
  • On: May 16, 2021, 7:16 a.m.

I am delighted to welcome you here!
I'm hoping this sentiment going to be two-way and we'll have mutual passion.
Why have I contact with you?
It's so easy, I'm looking for a friend, in the belief that my friend over time is going to be for me something special.
Cound you understand what I meant? I'm very interested in serious communication, no play, no lie.
It is important. The internet is full of opportunities for new acquaintances, but I have never been doing this, anyhow, all my past attempts have not been successful, perhaps it wasn't appropriate time for that, but right now I can feel that things will work out.
Perhaps this is a female intuition? OK, now let me present myself.
My name is Nata. This is usual name for normal Ukranian lady.
Right, I'm native of Ukraine, I think you've heard about this land earlier.
I'm a young woman and I'm 35 years old, and I understand that this is a mature enough age for a serious relationship.
That's why difference in age doesn't frighten me ; rather, on the contrary, I realize that I need a mature man who is endowed with experience and a good mind.
Btw, you are possibly interested what work I do, and so, I'm a stomatologist, I work in a small local clinic. My task is to provide people with great smiles, isn't it great?
This is a short info about me, case you're interesting, then I am asking you to give me reaction and write me an answering mail with short data about yourself, you might want to share with me where you are living, how old you are and what's your job.
See you later. Best wishes, Natasha.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good luck and have a nice day.
  • On: May 16, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hope you are interested reply to
  • On: May 20, 2021, 3:50 a.m.

I am delighted to welcome you here!
I truly hope this sentiment would be mutual and we can find joint interests.
Why did I write to you? This is very simple, I'm looking for a friend, and I truly belief that my friend after a while will become for me something bigger than just a friend.
Can you understand my point? i/m only concerned in lorn term communication, no games or lies.
That is particularly important. The Internet is rich in possibilities for new acquaintances, but I've never got involved with that, in any case, all my last attempts were not good, maybe it was just not the right time for this, but right now I sense that it will work.
Probably that's a woman's hunch? All right, allow me introduce myself.
I'm YULIA. It's a typical name for ordinary Ukranian woman.
Right, I'm native of Ukraine, you have probably ever heard about this state before.
I'm young, I'm thirty-five, and I understand that this is a mature enough age for a serious relationship.
That's why difference in age doesn't frighten me ; quite the contrary, I realize that I need a mature man who is endowed with experience and a good mind.
Btw, maybe you're curious about what I'm doing, and so, I'm an orthodontist, I work in a small local dentistry.
My role is to give persons perfect smiles, isn't it great?
That's a quick presentation of me, if you are interested, then I beg you to react and write me an answering mail with brief information about yourself, probably you'll want telling me where you live, what's your age and who you work.
Bye. Good wishes, Yulia!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hope you are interested reply to
  • On: May 20, 2021, 5:49 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Oct. 20, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

Hi soulmate!
I am pleased to applaud you here! I very much hope this sentiment will be reciprocal and we've got common enthusiasm.
How was your day? I hope everything is well.
I am creating this Mail and I wish that you arenormal human.
It is not thefirsteffortto meet someone online. My last
Contactsturned out to be perverts.
Forming a actualrelationis the prioritygoal.
I take my chance even after all the collapses. I will correspond a little about myself.
My name is Anna. I'm from Ukraine, after all I have been assuming more and more about shifting my residency.
I am afore 35y.O, I realize that it is too late, the time isrunning.
Thus, I do not have the time to fiddlefoolish games.
I am an educated, kindwoman, as well as a nicehousekeeper. I am working in the hospital.
I do not have any financial troubles.
It is theresume of me. When our objectionsmatch, you cananswer me. Write about you self.
I am not that 20 years old, I am an adult woman and I do not have time for stupid games.
I know that my words will never scare a real and self-confident man.
I hope you are the one I am waiting for and searching for. I will wait for your message.
When we are interested in each other, I think we will havean opportunity. Now the alternative is yours.
I will be looking forward for your e-mail. Your anna

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ☑
  • On: Oct. 20, 2021, 9:37 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 🍑
  • On: Nov. 3, 2021, 7:54 p.m.

Nice to meet you stranger!
I am bought your email from an online marriage agency.
I'm looking a man for a severe relationship.
You can call me Olga. I'm 55 years old, according to my zodiac sign I am a fish.
I'm send out you my photo in this email.
Hope you are free! If yes, then answer me and send your pic.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 🍑
  • On: Nov. 3, 2021, 11:36 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 🎍
  • On: Nov. 9, 2021, 12:33 p.m.

Hi newcomer!
I am bought your address from an online dating agency.
I am looking a man for a earnest relationship.
You can call me Olga. I'm 55 years old, according to my zodiac sign I am a fish.
I am send out you my photo in this letter.
Hope you are free! If so, then write me back and send your photo.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 🎍
  • On: Nov. 9, 2021, 6:05 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Michelle Burke
CEO, MNesty, LLC