The colloquy of Edwin Smith

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Edwin Smith and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Mercedes-Benz CLA45 AMG winner
  • On: March 9, 2017, 1:32 p.m.

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AUTOMOBILE WORLD BENIN REPUBLIC LIMITED
OFFICE 56 NTUNET AVENUE
PRESIDENT & CEO AJIBOLA OLUWATOBI

We have to write to you the owner of this email address to inform you that your
email address has won you a (Mercedes-Benz CLA45 AMG #price $250,000) and a cash
prize of ten million united state dollars($10.000.000.00)on our online lottery.
we know you might be wondering how you happens to be a winner but your qualified
as long as your email address is still a valid one and has not been involve in any
illegal activities.now all you will have to do is to contact us on this email

([email protected])

And let us know how you will love to receive this total amount of ten million,two
hundred and fifty thousand united state dollars.due to the risk and stress involved
in sending this car to your country we have to convert it all in cash. so you are advised
to let us know how you will love to receive this money on your next email.

Thank you for your cooperation

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Mercedes-Benz CLA45 AMG winner
  • On: March 9, 2017, 1:32 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 19, 2018, 3:58 p.m.

Hi Ethan,

Thank you for writing back.
We can have a discussion. You can reach me on the below ways.

Calling number / WhatsApp : +919776355970
Skype: idealseo

Our pricing structure depends on the number of keywords you will choose for
the optimization process, please review below:

1: $99 per month for 10 keywords (I can add 5 more keywords for you)
2: $160 per month for 20 keywords (I can add 5 more keywords for you)
3: $220 per month for 30 keywords (I can add 5 more keywords for you)

We send weekly SEO report where you can see the comparison of keywords
ranking and the backlink building stuffs we have done in the same week.
We send all the Onpage SEO changes suggestions by email and discuss on the
call if needed, after clients approval, we implement the changes on the
website.
We don't charge extra for web contents, Social Media Posting, and other
content writings.

Please let me know if you have a list of keywords or ask me to analysis and
send you.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 19, 2018, 11:17 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 20, 2018, 12:08 p.m.

Hi,

I did reply to your queries on my last email, is that not reached you well?

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 21, 2018, midnight

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 21, 2018, 11:52 a.m.

Hi,

The strategy we are going to apply that includes On-page and Offpage SEO,
Social Media Optimization, New landing page creations, and content writing
etc... all these changes will take 2 to 3 months time for Google crawling
and indexing process so we can expect good results after 3 months but
within this period you will definitely see positive improvements. Once you
will get first page ranking on google then yuou can get more
orders/bookings and your business will be gorwn up.

For 10 keywords we charge Rs 5,000 per month.

Please review our work plan below.
If you have a list of keywords please let me know or ask me to analysis and
send you.

*On-Page SEO Plan of Action: *

*S.L*

*Technical Work*

*Complexity*

1

Website Technical Analysis (Pre-Report)

High

2

Landing Page Suggestion/ Creation

Medium

3

Meta Tag Writing /Implemention

High

4

Google Webmaster Tools Verification

High

5

Google Analytics Verification

High

6

Duplicate Content Checking/Fixing

High

7

All Tag Missing Check up/Fixing

Medium

8

HTML Error Checking/Fixing

Low

9

404 Error Analysis/Fixing

Medium

10

Google Penality Removal (If Penalized)

High

11

GEO/OG Tag Fixing on Every Page

High

12

Doorway Pages Fixing

Low

13

Monthly Traffic Analysis and Reporting

Low

14

Sitemap XML Fixing

High

15

Robots txt Fixing

High

16

Keywords Density Fixing

High

17

Competitive Analysis/Reporting

High

18

Canonical Issues Fixing

High

19

Internal Linking Analysis and Fixing

Medium

20

URL Structure Fixing

Medium

21

301 Redirect Set up

Medium

22

Identify Broken Links/ Fixing

Medium

23

Header Tag (H1,H2 …. H6) Fixing

Medium

24

Text to HTML Ratio Fixing

Medium

25

Website Page Loading Speed Fixing

High

26

Google + Publisher Tag Fixing

High

27

Crawl Error Fixing

High

28

Bing Webmaster Tools Verification

Medium

29

Responsive Design Check and Advice

High

30

Filter out bad bots from Google Analytics

High

Off-Page SEO/SMO Plan of Action:

*S.L*

*Content Writing Plan*

*Occurrence*

1

Link Building Text Writing

Monthly

2

Blog/Web 2.0 Content Writing

Weekly 2

3

Article Content Writing

Weekly 2

4

Press Release Content Writing

Weekly 1

5

Social Media Content Writing

Daily 5

6

Business Description Writing

Monthly Once

*S.L*

*Link Building Work Plan*

*Occurrence*

1

Social Bookmarking Submission

Weekly 5 posts/5 backlinks

2

Classified Posting

Weekly 3 posts/ 3 backlinks

3

Article Content Submission

Weekly 2 posts/2 backlinks

4

Blog Content Posting

Weekly 2 posts/2 backlinks

5

Press Release Submission

Weekly 2 sub/2 backlinks

6

Local Business Listing Creation

Weekly 2 listing/2 backlinks

7

Anchor Text Variation Analysis and Suggestion

Monthly Task

8

Old Backlink Analysis/Bad Link Removal

Monthly Task

9

Social Media Profile Creation- If Not Done

One Time Task

10

Profile Creation and Optimization

Weekly 2 pro/2 backlinks

11

Competitor Analysis & Link Building

1 Comp/20 backlinks

12

Document/PDF/PPT Submission

Weekly 2 posts/2 backlinks

13

Blog Directory Submission

Weekly 5 sub/5 backlinks

14

Blog Social Bookmarking Submission

Weekly 5 sub/5 backlinks

15

Social Media Content Posting

Weekly (Not Fixed)

16

Image Sharing/Optimization

Weekly 2 posts/2 backlinks

17

Question & Answer Participation

Weekly 2 Qa/2 backlinks

18

Forum Participation

Weekly 2 F/2 backlinks

19

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 21, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 21, 2018, 12:45 p.m.

If you want then now we can talk or you can schedule any time.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 21, 2018, 2:08 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 21, 2018, 2:29 p.m.

The link is not functioning. I am not sure what exactly you wanted to know,
please clarify.

*----*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 22, 2018, 12:53 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 22, 2018, 4:30 a.m.

Hi,

I did reply you more about our services in my last email.
Our company located in India and web: https://www.rankgators.com/
Verified business page: https://plus.google.com/u/0/+Rankgators

*----*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 22, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 24, 2018, 3:25 p.m.

Please let me know what should I elaborate, I have supplied you with all
the information so please come to the point.

*----*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 25, 2018, 3:09 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 25, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

Go to hell, you will get it.

*----*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 25, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 27, 2018, 4:23 p.m.

I can make it $60 per month for 15 keywords, please let me know.

*----*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 28, 2018, 2:28 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 28, 2018, noon

You are an idiot.

*----*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Discussion About Missing Factors (www.swipe2drive.com.au)
  • On: Sept. 28, 2018, 2:46 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ABOUT ME
  • On: Nov. 21, 2018, 8:49 a.m.

Thanks for your reply towards my email , let me use this opportunity to
tell you little about myself. presently I am in Afghanistan at war zone for
peacekeeping mission due to the crisis here in Afghanistan but will soon
come back home.

I am Colonel. Pace Kim from San Francisco California USA ,42 years old, i
am Commander, 14th Air Force (Air Forces Strategic), Air Force Space
Command; and Commander, Joint Functional Component Command for Space, U.S.
Strategic Command.

I am a very Godly, honest and kind woman. I do not come here to play games.
Please bear in mind that you are communicating with a matured woman that
understands the true meaning of love. I want you to know that I never joke
with emotions I have seen much in life and will never play with anyone's
emotions.

i will like to know more about you, we can share ideas and discuss about
more issues as we talk about ourselves and as time goes on there maybe
something great for us in the future .Although we just met,

For now this a little about me and will tell you more about myself and my
family background when i receive your reply, I hope to read from you
soonest and here is my pictures for you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ABOUT ME
  • On: Nov. 21, 2018, 2:47 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Edwin Smith
CEO, MNesty, LLC