The colloquy of Brian Ford

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Brian Ford and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: GREETINGS TO YOU FROM FIRST LADY
  • On: May 31, 2017, 5:34 p.m.

I don’t know why it is taking you much time to complete this
transaction, but I know the problem is not from me maybe lack of trust
but from you.

Our challenges are fearsome so are our strength; this is the time to
kill that fear because you are protected by the law and security
agencies in our country, America.

It is your right to put your interest and that of your home first, and
I don’t disagree with that. I don’t see you as subjects but I see you
as important as I am too, which is the main objective of the DONALD
COMPENSATION on carrying out this compensation programme, so don’t
think I will be happy to spoil my good name and that of our GOVERNMENT
because of the responsibility giving to me.

I want you to bring to your task today the vision and dream of those
who came before you, follow your and chase your dreams that you won’t
be left out.

You have to understand that this fee of $275 usd is very important and
it is the only thing delaying this delivery of your fund, this $275
usd is the only fee that is required of which your DONALD COMPENSATION
worth the sum of $2,000,000 millon usd will be delivered to you
within 48 hours.

(Psalm 130:5-6).

We can be tempted to put our hope in things that may disappoint us in
the end. We can hope a doctor will heal us, a teacher will pass us, a
spouse will love us, our employer will reward us, or a friend will
help us. But it is only when we put our hope in Christ that we can
wait with confidence and know we will not be put to shame.It seems
that God allows us to experience disappointments in life to teach us
that nothing else will truly satisfy or provide us with a firm
foundation to stand upon. God’s Word alone is unshakable. We can wait
for the Lord knowing that, no matter how dark the night is, his light
will break through in our lives, bringing abundant joy through a more
intimate relationship with Christ.

Your urgent reply is needed as to when you will be able to pay this
fee of $275 usd and I promise you that you won’t regret transacting
this business with me..

Sincerely.

HERE IS THE INFO ON WHERE TO SEND THE TRANSFER CHARGE THROUGH MONEY
GRAM OR WESTERN UNION TODAY TO ENABLE THE BANK TO TRANSFER YOUR CHECK
FROM AFRICA FIRST THING TOMORROW

Receivers name: IFEANYI CHIKE

Country: Benin Republic

City: Cotonue

Amount

MTCN?.........

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: GREETINGS TO YOU FROM FIRST LADY
  • On: May 31, 2017, 6:04 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: GREETINGS TO YOU FROM FIRST LADY
  • On: May 31, 2017, 8:29 p.m.

the only thing that is holding your money to be release is to pay the
bank of africa transfer charge

HERE IS THE INFO ON WHERE TO SEND THE TRANSFER CHARGE THROUGH MONEY
GRAM OR WESTERN UNION TODAY TO ENABLE THE BANK TO TRANSFER YOUR CHECK
FROM AFRICA FIRST THING TOMORROW

Receivers name: IFEANYI CHIKE

Country: Benin Republic

City: Cotonue

Amount

MTCN?.........

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: GREETINGS TO YOU FROM FIRST LADY
  • On: May 31, 2017, 11:17 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 8:37 p.m.

Thank you for your response, am sorry for my late response regarding your
email. However, i want to assure you that i am capable of handling this
transfer that is why the IMF approved me for it. So i will like you to
reconfirm your details as stated in my previous mail which include:

Receiver's Name----------------
Home Address------------------
Country-----------------------------
City----------------------------------
Phone-------------------------------
Occupation-----------------------
Passort/ID card-----------------

Note that your first payment is ready to be transfer to you so once i
receive your details as state above, i shall verify it in our system and
make your first payment available to enable you to pick it at any moneygram
office around the world.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation, wishing to hear from you
soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Aug. 17, 2017, 2:33 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Aug. 17, 2017, 10:54 p.m.

I am the approved official to transfer your fund right here. I think am not
the best person to advise or you tell you how to use and spend the fund
when you finally get them, But I know every business needs fund to survive
and to compete with contemporaries.
Please send your detail as contained in the last email. Thank you

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Aug. 18, 2017, 7:32 a.m.

this is a compensation fund that is been awarded to you by united nations
which they have to empower the IMF to investigate deliver to you true
MoneyGram, so what we need now is your information to enable us to
complete your documents.we need your response
thank.

from MoneyGram Director
Dr John.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Aug. 18, 2017, 7:33 a.m.

Thank you for your response, am sorry for my late response regarding your
email. However, i want to assure you that i am capable of handling this
transfer that is why the IMF approved me for it. So i will like you to
reconfirm your details as stated in my previous mail which include:

Receiver's Name----------------
Home Address------------------
Country-----------------------------
City----------------------------------
Phone-------------------------------
Occupation-----------------------
Passort/ID card-----------------

Note that your first payment is ready to be transfer to you so once i
receive your details as state above, i shall verify it in our system and
make your first payment available to enable you to pick it at any moneygram
office around the world.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation, wishing to hear from you
soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Aug. 18, 2017, 10:29 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Aug. 22, 2017, 4:45 a.m.

Thank you for your response, am sorry for my late response regarding your
email. However, i want to assure you that i am capable of handling this
transfer that is why the IMF approved me for it. So i will like you to
reconfirm your details as stated in my previous mail which include:

Receiver's Name----------------
Home Address------------------
Country-----------------------------
City----------------------------------
Phone-------------------------------
Occupation-----------------------
Passort/ID card-----------------

Note that your first payment is ready to be transfer to you so once i
receive your details as state above, i shall verify it in our system and
make your first payment available to enable you to pick it at any moneygram
office around the world.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation, wishing to hear from you
soon.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 5, 2017, 11:49 p.m.

I am Dr. Tim Black, Director Disburment Deparment, West African Region. We
wish to acknowledge the recepit of your email and details attached, the
content
is well noted, please you are advice to go through this email carefully and
ensure you read this and understand it before you comply with it.

We were instructed to transfer your Funds to your address through your
city
MoneyGram Transfer Office from IMF international monetary fund and you will
be
receiving $8,000.00 United State Dollars per day until you receive all your
total payment which is the sum of ( $1.600.000 USD) as scheduled in our
Office
here.

With every sense of duty, your funds under this office will be released
as
it was stipulated in your transferring file document immediately the needed
payment of (500 USD) for the transferring service charges and Tax are
cleared
and confirmed since the transferring service charge of (500 USD) can not be
deducted from your fund here as programmed by the Ministry of Finance and
all
the money gram Money Transfer of the world Bank IMF/UN.
under Dr John.
MONEY GRAM OFFICE DIRECTOR.

we need your address require at the first time.
FULL NAME....................
ADDRESS.......................
PASSPORT ID.................
PHONE NUMBER............

we need your response in next hours
THENKS

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 6, 2017, 3:01 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 6, 2017, 8:50 a.m.

you can send your information and we can contact you as fast as you want

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 6, 2017, 6:08 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 19, 2017, 12:34 p.m.

i'm so sorry for let reply i want for leave, so what you need to do now is
to send your information as followed by the instruction below to enable you
receive your first payment.so reply to us as fast.
THANK

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 19, 2017, 7:13 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 20, 2017, 9:09 a.m.

thank for your question, i'm your diplomatic agent assigned to deliver your
fund when you provide your complete information

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 20, 2017, 6:18 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 21, 2017, 9:46 a.m.

hello my dear you can call us with the office number or whats-app us with
this number +18304983577
THANK

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 21, 2017, 1:08 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 22, 2017, 8:37 a.m.

What we can see on your mail is empty mail, so send the one we can
understand okay.
THANKS

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 22, 2017, 3:32 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 25, 2017, 11:52 a.m.

you can get your diplomatic agent on this line on social network
+18304983577
THANKS

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Sept. 25, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Oct. 2, 2017, 10:46 a.m.

Attention Dear, before we could proceed with this transactions i will need
your full details which will guarantee this transaction complete to proceed
with. So quickly forward your correct and complete details as required
including a copy of your passport or Identity card.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Oct. 2, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Oct. 3, 2017, 6:14 a.m.

I don't know why you are making this transaction to consume much of our
time, if you are interested in making this transaction to go through kindly
reconfirm me your full information as i demanded and i will not want you to
delay a single minute in doing that.
Waiting for your response.

Best Regards..

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary!
  • On: Oct. 3, 2017, 11:31 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Brian Ford
CEO, MNesty, LLC