The colloquy of Diane Johnson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Diane Johnson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Please reply
  • On: Nov. 18, 2018, 8:40 p.m.

We are interested in employing your services to work with us,If interested Please reply for more details.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please reply
  • On: Nov. 18, 2018, 8:40 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Please reply
  • On: Nov. 19, 2018, 1:23 p.m.

Good day my beloved.

Thanks for your interest to assist me in this good work which you have been
chosen to do.I am Mrs. Daniela Marcias from Turkey currently based in
Aberdeen, due to settlement with my late husband. I was married to Late
Engr Mr. Cassidy Marcias who worked with MULTINATIONAL OIL COMPANY EXXON
MOBIL AS A DRILLING RIG SUPPLIER in Scotland for 18 years he died on 21st
July 2002 on a plane crash with other passengers, We were married for
twenty four years without a child. Before his death, he deposited the sum
of {£7,500.000.00GBP}Seven million and Five hundred Thousand Great British
Pounds sterling with a bank In Scotland in United Kingdom and this fund is
presently with the bank awaiting my disbursement as beneficiary and next of
kin to the funds. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the
next Eight months due to my state of health after been diagnosed of
Laryngeal cancer.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a Charity
organization or a good and God fearing person that will use this fund to
build an orphanage home which was the dream of my late husband. l took this
decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money. I
kept this deposit secret till date; this is why I am taking this decision.
I don't think I will need any telephone communication in this regard
presently because of the nature of my illness and the confidentiality of
this transfer due to my husband family all around me. Upon your reply I
shall give you the contact details of My Lawyer who will assist you with
the documentations that will prove you the present beneficiary of this
money also assist you in the transfer processes at the bank. I am very
grateful to you for the interest shown in my plight and I want to assure
you that you will be greatly rewarded for what you have chosen to do.

I and my late husband labored for it and me as the next of kin I have the
sole power to donate the funds to whoever I want. I am a religious woman
and take delight only in the things of good Faith and I have prayed a lot
on this already and I believe so much in the manifestation of God purpose
for humanity that I know he will not fail me and I want you to know that
you have to be strong in your faith as he {God} will surely strengthen you.
My husband’s relatives will misuse this fund because they have sold my
entire late husband’s wealth and property left behind. they have sold
virtually all we have here, As I am here in the hospital they are around me
they wait to hear that I am dead so that they can lay their hands on my
last belongings here on earth, But that does not bother me because things
of the earth are canal, I do not want them to know about this deposit that
is why I am communicating with you only on email and I am making
communication with the finance firm also who understands my predicament.

All I need is your absolute trust, commitment, confidentiality and honesty
because I want to see my late husband’s vision fulfilled before I leave
this sinful world. My spirit directed me to you as I prayed and searched
over the internet for someone to help me since I can no longer trust my
family members and friends and I do not want this particular deposit to be
used for things of the world. I will want you to get back to me that you
will be absolutely honest about this transaction and you will use this
money to the Glory of God. Also you have to assure me you will keep this
transaction confidential because of my Husband family until funds get to
you.

I will also want to know a little more about you regarding your life, your
spiritual life what you do for a living so as for me to know you well. I
require your urgent response, if you are trustworthy and willing to help
carry out this good work of God then I will immediately forward to you my
lawyer details in Scotland whom will assist in making you the beneficiary
to my fund, some copy of other documents are with the Lawyers as I sent it
to them for safe keeping so my family members will not lay their hands on
it. To this regard I will require your
Full names:
Address:
Age:

With these details I will also inform my lawyers to work with you and help
arrange the transfer of the funds to you. As soon as you have received the
fund then you will help me set up charity or distribute it to charity
organizations and hospitals. I pray to be alive when you receive this fund
and start this project so that you can visit me here if you wish to.

I will be very happy if you can stand and fulfill this work of God which
you have been called to do. With God all things are possible.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please reply
  • On: Nov. 19, 2018, 8:39 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Please reply
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 8 p.m.

Please be specific about details you would like to look at thanks.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please reply
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 10:02 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: PAYMENT APPROVAL.
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 4:30 p.m.

SEND WHAT I ASK YOU TO PROCEED WITH THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUNDS OKAY

PAYMENT APPROVAL

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: PAYMENT APPROVAL.
  • On: Dec. 4, 2018, 2:05 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 19, 2019, 5:01 p.m.

Hi Johnson,

I hope you are doing well

Did you get chance to review my offers,it's my humble request if you can
reply so that I can close this email thread.

I am looking forward to a positive response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 19, 2019, 8:10 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 20, 2019, 3:29 a.m.

Hello Diane,

Thank you for your reply

We can surely design a sample for you before go ahead, please reply on
below questions for information analysis.

What are your products & services
Audience & clients country
Competitors websites
What is you business name (Brand) for logo and website
Approx budget for design and development
Do you have logo? if yes then please send that
What will be your colors choose?
Do you need any payment gateway and shopping feature?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 20, 2019, 1:26 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 20, 2019, 4:06 p.m.

Hello Diane,

We will create a business website online after that we can do SEO to
promote is google search engine.

It will automatically come in search when customer will look and contact
you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 21, 2019, 12:30 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 21, 2019, 3:49 a.m.

Hello Diane,

We can create 4-5 pages website for you and host your website on our server.

Best price: $200

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 21, 2019, 10:16 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 21, 2019, 5:34 p.m.

Hello Diane,

Thank you for your email

Please give me your mobile number or Skype id, I will call you tomorrow
around 11:00 PM IST time.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 22, 2019, 4 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 22, 2019, 3:12 p.m.

Hello Diane,

Yes, sure we can give you idea

Please provide me below detail then we can give you one design sample.

Business Name - to create logo
Services Name what you do

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 23, 2019, 2:59 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 23, 2019, 4:30 a.m.

Hello Diane,

Thank you for your email

Our best price will be $180 for you, in this price we will design your
website as well as hosting, please let me know if we can send you upfront
invoice and start work.

Payment Terms:
$50 - upfront to start work
$130 - After completion and live

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 23, 2019, 12:13 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 23, 2019, 4:01 p.m.

Hello Diane,

If you have oil business then your website will be some things like below
one.

http://oliveoil.ancorathemes.com/

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 24, 2019, 12:06 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 24, 2019, 4:17 a.m.

Hello Diane,

Yes, that will be like your reference website.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 24, 2019, 1:10 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 24, 2019, 1:55 p.m.

Hello Diane,

Thank you for your response

Below are some project which we developed recently, please review that and
let me know if we can send you 50% upfront invoice to start work.

https://www.bargainsgroup.com/
https://kitsforacause.com/
https://www.onehourtees.com/

http://www.joshuau.com/

https://www.eivans.com/

https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/

https://alpha7trading.com/

https://coalitionla.com/

http://www.lucy-hall.com/

http://www.hungerdog.com/

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 24, 2019, 5:41 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 25, 2019, 3:26 a.m.

Hello Diane,

What will be good time to talk? can we send you upfront invoice and start
design.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 25, 2019, 1:33 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 25, 2019, 3:22 p.m.

Hello Diane,

Can you send me your number or Skype? where I have to call you?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 25, 2019, 8:02 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 26, 2019, 3:10 a.m.

Hello Diane,

Thank you for your response

We are based in New Delhi, India

We provide website design, development, app development, SEO, SMO services,
below is my company website

http://www.clickadbox.com/

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 26, 2019, 3:44 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 26, 2019, 5:46 p.m.

Hi Diane,

I hope you are doing well

Did you get chance to review my offers,it's my humble request if you can
reply so that I can close this email thread.

I am looking forward to a positive response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Requesting a quick response
  • On: March 27, 2019, 5:05 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Diane Johnson
CEO, MNesty, LLC