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  • On: Sept. 14, 2018, 8:19 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: #1 erection killer
  • On: Sept. 14, 2018, 8:19 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: May God bless You My Friend
  • On: Nov. 8, 2018, 4:03 p.m.

My Dear friend
God bless you for your response to my message and acceptance to work with
me on this Humaniterian work of God.
Before i proceed forward let me brife you about myself and my plans with
this money.
MY NAME IS: ------------------------ Mrs. Catherine Richard
AGE: - ----------------------------------- ( 39 years old).
GENDER: --------------------------- Female
OCCUPATION: -------------------------- House Wife.
HUSBAND NAME: --------------------- Mr. Donald Richard
CHILDREN: ---------------------------- It is a petty i could not bear
any child to my loving husband.
NATIONALITY: -------------------------- United States of America but
presently staying in Cote D’ivoire where my late husband was working with
PETROCI Oil company Cote D'ivoire before he died.
IDENTIFICATIONS: ------ I have attached my passport copy and photos on this
mail.
HEALTH CONDITION: -------- Very sick and suffering from Endometrial Cancer
and has been to several hospitals yet no solution and recently my doctor
said i may not survive this problem.

ABOUT THE MONEY. I Inherited this money by my late husband. It has been my
heart desire to use this money to establish a Charity Foundation but my
health condition could not allow me. Having known my conditions i decided
to donate these funds on charity through your help because if i die, this
money will be confiscated by government of this country that is why i
decided to donate it now i am still alive. My first plan is to make sure
the bank transfer the money to you now am still alive then,
after the transfer of the fund Please, this how i want you to use the money.
(1) You will donate part of the money to Orpanage homes.
(2) You will donate part of the money to less previldages such as poor
Widows, Blind people, beggers, the crippled,
the sick people in hospitals etc.
(3) I permit you to take 30% of this money for your expense and
compensation for doing this humanitarian work of God.

If you accepted and ready to help me on this humaniterian work of God then
i will need to know more about you and your family to enable me put you in
contact with my bank so they will proceed with you and transfer the money
to your account.
Please i will need to know the following from you.
1. What is Your full name ?..........................................
2. Your home address.............................
3. Telephone number ………………………
4. Occupation................................................
5. City..................................................
6. Country......................................................
7. Age..........................
8. Your Photos or id card for me to know you in person.

As soon as you send me your informations, I will draft an Authorization
letter to introduce you to the bank as my foreign partner and manager of my
Charity Foundation so the bank can proceed legally and transfer the money
to your account.
Lastlly, as i said in my previous mail, i write you this message from the
hospital where i have been taking treatment.
Please I will need your constant communications so I can put you in contact
with bank before my up coming surgery..
Waiting for your respond,
Cathy.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: May God bless You My Friend
  • On: Nov. 8, 2018, 4:03 p.m.

My Dear friend
God bless you for your response to my message and acceptance to work with
me on this Humaniterian work of God.
Before i proceed forward let me brife you about myself and my plans with
this money.
MY NAME IS: ------------------------ Mrs. Catherine Richard
AGE: - ----------------------------------- ( 39 years old).
GENDER: --------------------------- Female
OCCUPATION: -------------------------- House Wife.
HUSBAND NAME: --------------------- Mr. Donald Richard
CHILDREN: ---------------------------- It is a petty i could not bear
any child to my loving husband.
NATIONALITY: -------------------------- United States of America but
presently staying in Cote D’ivoire where my late husband was working with
PETROCI Oil company Cote D'ivoire before he died.
IDENTIFICATIONS: ------ I have attached my passport copy and photos on this
mail.
HEALTH CONDITION: -------- Very sick and suffering from Endometrial Cancer
and has been to several hospitals yet no solution and recently my doctor
said i may not survive this problem.

ABOUT THE MONEY. I Inherited this money by my late husband. It has been my
heart desire to use this money to establish a Charity Foundation but my
health condition could not allow me. Having known my conditions i decided
to donate these funds on charity through your help because if i die, this
money will be confiscated by government of this country that is why i
decided to donate it now i am still alive. My first plan is to make sure
the bank transfer the money to you now am still alive then,
after the transfer of the fund Please, this how i want you to use the money.
(1) You will donate part of the money to Orpanage homes.
(2) You will donate part of the money to less previldages such as poor
Widows, Blind people, beggers, the crippled,
the sick people in hospitals etc.
(3) I permit you to take 30% of this money for your expense and
compensation for doing this humanitarian work of God.

If you accepted and ready to help me on this humaniterian work of God then
i will need to know more about you and your family to enable me put you in
contact with my bank so they will proceed with you and transfer the money
to your account.
Please i will need to know the following from you.
1. What is Your full name ?..........................................
2. Your home address.............................
3. Telephone number ………………………
4. Occupation................................................
5. City..................................................
6. Country......................................................
7. Age..........................
8. Your Photos or id card for me to know you in person.

As soon as you send me your informations, I will draft an Authorization
letter to introduce you to the bank as my foreign partner and manager of my
Charity Foundation so the bank can proceed legally and transfer the money
to your account.
Lastlly, as i said in my previous mail, i write you this message from the
hospital where i have been taking treatment.
Please I will need your constant communications so I can put you in contact
with bank before my up coming surgery..
Waiting for your respond,
Cathy.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: May God bless You My Friend
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 3:24 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: May God bless You My Friend
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 10:52 a.m.

My dear are you a robot?
All you asked me i have explianed it on my previouse mail
why not read my mail very well?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: May God bless You My Friend
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 1:37 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: May God bless You My Friend
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 8:31 p.m.

Dear April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

If you accepted and ready to help me on this humaniterian work of God then
i will need to know more about you and your family to enable me put you in
contact with my bank so they will proceed with you and transfer the money
to your account.
Please i will need to know the following from you.
1. What is Your full name ?..........................................
2. Your home address.............................
3. Telephone number ………………………
4. Occupation................................................
5. City..................................................
6. Country......................................................
7. Age..........................
8. Your Photos or id card for me to know you in person.

As soon as you send me your informations, I will draft an Authorization
letter to introduce you to the bank as my foreign partner and manager of my
Charity Foundation so the bank can proceed legally and transfer the money
to your account.
Lastlly, as i said in my previous mail, i write you this message from the
hospital where i have been taking treatment.
Please I will need your constant communications so I can put you in contact
with bank before my up coming surgery..
Waiting for your respond,
Cathy.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: May God bless You My Friend
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 12:26 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: There is a half for everyone in this world, maybe you're mine?
  • On: March 29, 2019, 3:27 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: There is a half for everyone in this world, maybe you're mine?
  • On: March 29, 2019, 9:40 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Notification N-1620044HC6241
  • On: Sept. 21, 2020, 10:48 p.m.


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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Notification N-1620044HC6241
  • On: Sept. 22, 2020, 5:47 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Necessary contract Number 287634 update
  • On: Jan. 28, 2021, 4:55 p.m.

Good evening!
 

All required information you asked for is available in the attached file.
Please solve this situation within 2 days.
 
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Necessary contract Number 287634 update
  • On: Jan. 28, 2021, 11:44 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Thank you for your purchase! Order No . PHC54142317D
  • On: Feb. 12, 2021, 8:41 p.m.

 

 

Dear customer,

Your order # getting prepared for the delivery! PHC54142317D

You can find all the information about your order in the invoice
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It will be shipped out today via third-class mail, per your request.

We doing our best at such hard times to make sure your order arrives on time!

Upon the transfer of your order to the delivery service, you will automatically receive an email with a track number.

As soon as your order will be ready for delivery, you will be notified by our courier. 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thank you for your purchase! Order No . PHC54142317D
  • On: Feb. 13, 2021, 2:44 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Congratulations on the latest purchase you have made!Your order number is PHC54142317D
  • On: Feb. 16, 2021, 8:16 p.m.

 

 

Dear customer,

Thank you for using our services! Your order #  Always yours, Pharma Field! PHC54142317D

Order information can be found in the invoice
Our manager is already working on delivering your purchase to the location you have provided!

It will be shipped out today via third-class mail, per your request.

Due to the epidemiological situation, the delivery time may change.

After the transfer of your request to the conveyance administration, you will get a email with a track number.

The courier will contact youone hour before the delivery of the order. 

We sincerely hope that you will pleased by your acquisition! 

If you have any questions about your order or you decided to cancel it you can always contact us: 1 (323) 471 0679

Thank you for choosing Pharma Field Store.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Congratulations on the latest purchase you have made!Your order number is PHC54142317D
  • On: Feb. 17, 2021, 7:07 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your premium plan trial expires in 24 hours 04082173331537
  • On: April 8, 2021, 6:05 p.m.

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  • Subject: Re: Your premium plan trial expires in 24 hours 04082173331537
  • On: April 9, 2021, 2:19 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ORDER. Are you really all set to maintain your premium plan?
  • On: April 12, 2021, 5:33 p.m.


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  • Subject: Re: ORDER. Are you really all set to maintain your premium plan?
  • On: April 13, 2021, 2:11 a.m.

Hey there,
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April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you ready to maintain your plan?
  • On: April 15, 2021, 11:10 a.m.


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  • Subject: Re: Are you ready to maintain your plan?
  • On: April 15, 2021, 2:55 p.m.

Hello,
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April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

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  • Subject: Are you prepared prolong your paid plan?
  • On: April 15, 2021, 6:39 p.m.


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  • Subject: Are you prepared maintain your premium subscription?
  • On: April 15, 2021, 11:09 p.m.


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  • Subject: Re: Are you prepared prolong your paid plan?
  • On: April 15, 2021, 11:16 p.m.

Hello,
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April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Important information
  • On: May 4, 2021, 4:33 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Important information
  • On: May 5, 2021, 12:19 a.m.

Hello,
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April Long
CEO, MNesty, LLC