The colloquy of Nicholas Downs

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Nicholas Downs and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 7:47 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 7:47 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Nicholas Downs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

Hi Nicholas,

How many licenses were you looking into purchasing?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 6:55 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Nicholas Downs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 7:35 a.m.

I have attached, please review and let me know if you have any questions.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 8:35 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Nicholas Downs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 25, 2016, 4:41 p.m.

How many licenses were you looking into purchasing?

Our pricing model is per PC and we have volume discounts.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 12:24 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Nicholas Downs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 1:26 a.m.

We're the only company for Windows providing transparent disk
compression and our software is protected by our pending patent.

The product help file contains additional literature.

May I be of more help?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 7:23 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Nicholas Downs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 1:06 p.m.

Sure, we did a study with RealTimePublishers and I would be happy to
send that to you.

However, I've been repeatedly asking (and getting ignored) - how many
users are you looking at licensing this software for?

I would need to know that before I may send anything else that is not
publicly available.

Thank you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 4:13 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Nicholas Downs
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 26, 2016, 4:20 p.m.

I am quite curious - were you looking for a site license, or a single
user license?

For instance, is the purchase volume a million dollars, or a single
dollar, in a manner of speaking?

Thank you very much for your kind assistance!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Accelerate and Grow Your Disk
  • On: Nov. 27, 2016, 3:25 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Nicholas Downs
CEO, MNesty, LLC