The colloquy of Crystal Lambert

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Crystal Lambert and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: good day uql
  • On: Dec. 21, 2016, 8:26 a.m.

Hi.

I am Ms.Jamila Fatima Hussein,a Teacher and a Muslim Convert here in Syria,i had sent a previous mail which i am not sure you got. I need your assistance to invest and assist relocate 3 kids who are 17 years and below so that they can get a better life there in your country due to the on going crises here in Syria.

I need your trust,before the death of their parents they had a savings with an asian based Security Company ,so money is not the issue.

I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my purpose.If you can help me reply,let me know.

Important Note: Please Reply to My E-mail address at ( [email protected] )

Regards,
Ms.Jamila

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Dec. 21, 2016, 8:26 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Dec. 21, 2016, 9:32 p.m.

Good day Crystal Lambert

Thanks for the reply. I am in Turkey now.The most Important thing right now
is for these kids to have access to their parent's Funds in Europe.These
kids have been used to good and stable life before the war that took their
parents away started,since then,it has been a difficult situation.They were
used to good medical health care,they were in the best school,they are
brilliant children,their parents before they died have worked hard to
secure a good future for them knowing full well of their future
aspirations.They really need access to these Funds for their up-keep! Life
is difficult for them . They can relocate to your country when the Funds
are claimed! They need your support.

I am waiting for your positive reply.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Dec. 22, 2016, 8:07 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Dec. 23, 2016, 9:46 p.m.

I want you to stand on behalf of these kids and talk with the security
company where their late parents had some deposits and help claim the fund
. It will help them a long way! we are doing this for God's sake.

waiting for your reply
Ms Jamila

2016-12-22 4:32 GMT+07:00 Ahmed Ms Jamila <[email protected]>:

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Jan. 12, 2017, 7:05 p.m.

Hello

I'm sorry for not have explained to you details,i'm simple been disturbed
and stressed about the condition of the children and the sufferings they
pass through day in and out,it's really terrible.

The names of the Kids are Adara Abdullah Frraam,she is 17 years old,Abir
Abdullah Frraam she is 14 years old and Abdul Abdullah Frraam he is 10
years old respectively. Their late parent name are Alhaji Jak Mishail
Abdullah Frraam.They were residing at Beauty Criterion Street Aleppo
Fourkan, Syria.

Please explain to the security firm that Alhaji Jak Mishail Abdullah Frraam
made a deposit of (£)5 Million Pounds in the year 2010 in their vault when
the Firm was Operating in London at 57 Leyton Park Road, London, England,
E10 5RL before they relocated to Asia.

Let them know that you are applying to claim the deposited fund on behalf
the three children left behind by their dead client Alhaji Jak Mishail
Abdullah Frraam who was a business man until his death.Ask them to let you
know the procedure and what it takes to claim the funds to help better the
life of the children they left behind. Tell them that you are distant
relative to Alhaji Jak Mishail Abdullah Frraam.

I attached the Informations of Alhaji Jak Mishail Abdullah Frraam to this
email for your reference purposes while contacting the firm.Below is the
companys' information;

Company name: SKY BLUE SECURITY FIRM
Phone Number : +841239710044
E-mail: [email protected]

I hope everything will go fine.

Waiting for your reply
ms jamila

2017-01-13 1:37 GMT+07:00 Crystal Lambert <[email protected]>:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 5:21 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 5:29 a.m.

Well..yes,if i can get some small amount of money to take the children from
syria to turkey,it will be more valuable, i need about $5800.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 9:27 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 1:16 p.m.

Thanks!

First of all,You can send the money through western union money transfer
with the below informations;

Receiver name : John Mavis
Receiver country: Istanbul Turkey

With this money,we can transport ourselves from syria to turkey from where
we can start to process the documents to travel to a better place for
better living.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 10:08 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Jan. 13, 2017, 10:32 p.m.

I cannot make calls because i do not have a phone. i can only write emails
because of the importance of reaching out to the outside world to seek help
for the dying little children here. try and understand if you really want
to help,send money to us to be able to cross over to turkey then i can get
a phone and we talk and discuss

2017-01-14 5:09 GMT+07:00 Crystal Lambert <[email protected]>:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good day uql
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 2:46 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Compliment slips
  • On: March 1, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Compliment slips
  • On: March 1, 2017, 11:05 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you willing to give your Services to Charity duties in your Country?
  • On: March 29, 2017, 2:55 p.m.

I have made up my mind to give out a very huge funds for charity duties in your Country, if you are willing and ready to give your services to humanity, please come back to me on my secured email address: [email protected] for more info. God bless you. Mrs. Hariom Josephine Wood.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you willing to give your Services to Charity duties in your Country?
  • On: March 29, 2017, 11 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you willing to give your Services to Charity duties in your Country???
  • On: April 8, 2017, 7:58 a.m.

I have made up my mind to give out a very huge funds for charity duties in your Country, if you are willing and ready to give your services to humanity, please come back to me on my secured email address: [email protected] for more info.
God bless you.
Mrs. Hariom Mark Millesa.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you willing to give your Services to Charity duties in your Country???
  • On: April 8, 2017, 11:58 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: USPS official notice: serious trouble with your shipment
  • On: April 14, 2017, 8:13 p.m.

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Many thanks.
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Spammer

  • Subject: AUTOMATIC notification concerning your package's status
  • On: April 14, 2017, 9:18 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: USPS official notice: serious trouble with your shipment
  • On: April 15, 2017, 1 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: PROMPT ATTENTION NEEDED: your order's been delayed
  • On: April 18, 2017, 1:42 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: USPS official notification: major problems with your item
  • On: April 18, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: PROMPT ATTENTION NEEDED: your order's been delayed
  • On: April 18, 2017, 8:14 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: PROMPT ACTION REQUIRED: your shipment's been postponed
  • On: April 19, 2017, 4:29 a.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: AUTOMATED letter concerning your package's status
  • On: April 19, 2017, 8:42 a.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: WARNING: INFORMATION ON A LATEST REFUND
  • On: April 19, 2017, 10:04 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: PROMPT ACTION REQUIRED: your shipment's been postponed
  • On: April 19, 2017, 4:06 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Official letter in regards to your item
  • On: April 19, 2017, 5:27 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Official letter in regards to your item
  • On: April 19, 2017, 8:21 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FedEx Parcel Is On Its Way #035877086, Delivery Problem
  • On: April 20, 2017, 2:10 a.m.

Hello,

Your order is here, but our delivery agent couldn't deliver the package.

Please find the file attached below.

It's our pleasure to assist you.
Florenza Watanabe - FedEx Customer Services

Spammer

  • Subject: FedEx Package #688276758 Is At Our Warehouse
  • On: April 20, 2017, 3:36 a.m.

Hello,

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Please see the confirmation notice attached down below.

We are happy to help you.
Krysten Pushard - FedEx Customer Relations

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FedEx Parcel Is On Its Way #035877086, Delivery Problem
  • On: April 20, 2017, 12:17 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Crystal Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC