The colloquy of Christopher Ballard

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christopher Ballard and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pepsi Award Winner mlbbbetw
  • On: May 10, 2017, 6:50 a.m.

Congratulation you have been selected to accept The Pepsi Refresh Project Awards $1.3 Million to Support the Public's Favorite Ideas to Refresh the World. To claim please kindly email your details.

Full name:.......................................
Address:.........................................
Age:.............................................
Sex:.............................................
Nationality:.....................................
Marital Status:..................................
Occupation:......................................
Home Telephone:..................................
Mobile Telephone:................................
E-mail address:..................................

Once again congratulation and we look forward to finalize your claim.

Mr. Mark J. Paul
Email: [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pepsi Award Winner mlbbbetw
  • On: May 10, 2017, 12:35 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Aa
  • On: June 7, 2017, 3:26 a.m.

I wrote to you, well there is no answer, you do not want continuation?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Aa
  • On: June 7, 2017, 9:38 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Home-based vacancy!
  • On: July 4, 2017, 3:33 p.m.

Our HR Team have been searching for a suitable manager to accompany andcame up with your information and resume you've posted on job searchingresource. Currently, our company is looking for qualified person to fillthe job opening of Customer Service Agent. We've been operating onelectronic currency exchange market since 2012 and now would like to shareour tactisc with new managers. Job ID number: 31838 Job Location: UnitedStates of America - all states Job Area: Customer Service Agent JobType: Part-Time
Assets:
Competitive wage of $2950 + performancebonuses
General Responsibilities:
* Monitor a large scale ofE-currency exchange rates and operations within the online environmentevery day;
* Control the exchange operations from FIAT (regular money)to E-currencies and back;
* Work with customers, give them fullinformation about the services, fees and benefits of the company. Allcommunication is over the e-mails and we provide clients. It's not a salesjob!
Knowledge, Skills and Abilities: Demonstrated ability to organizework and to manage multiple projects Solid written and oral skills Abilityto productively engage cross-functional assignments Demonstrated diplomaticabilities in a variety of situations
Please email us back with yourcurrent phone number and hours available for the call. Your Resume will bea plus.

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey hey my awesome mate,
  • On: July 6, 2017, 8:57 a.m.

Hello my dear pen-friendI hope that our meeting will be interesting. Myname Marina, iam 41 y.o. I live in Syberia, this is center of big Russia.I'm not little girl to believe in the beautiful story of love. But i wantto be loved and love. I want to change my life. I work as an booker agentin a travel agency. I traveled already to Spain, Greece, Turkey. I think myEnglish is good. At school it was required lessons. I don't think therewill be any misunderstanding between us. I am waiting for your mail to mye-mail. Truly yours, Marinochka,

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my dear friend
  • On: July 6, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

Salut, It's a magnificent day and i'am in a hurry to get in touch withyou! I am girl without a man. I do believe in a destiny with a happy futurefor myself and that you could be the one. I want to be next to a caringman.I love traveling, movies, r&b, seafood, and doing spontaneous things,but i feel intensely lonely sometimes. I wish to find my second half,whocan give me a real happiness and love. If you're interested in becoming apart of my destiny and will write me back soon.

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day
  • On: July 18, 2017, 9:30 a.m.

Hey hey my awesome friend, I hope that our meet will be interesting. Myname is Marina, i'm forty one years. I live in Syberia, this is center ofbig RU. I'm not little girl to believe in the beautiful love stories. But iwant to love and be loved. I want to change my life. I work as anaccountant in a travel agency. I already visited Spain, Greece, Turkey. Ispeak English. At school it was required studies. I don't think there willbe any difficulty in understanding between us. I am waiting for your reply.Yours faithfully, Marina.

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 1:44 a.m.

Salut my dear friendI hope that our meet will be excitement. My name isMarina, i'm 41 years old. I live in Syberia, in a center of big RussianFederation. I'm not little girl to believe in the beautiful story of love.But i want to be loved and love. I want to change my life. I work as anbooker in a travel agency. I traveled already to Spain, Greece, Turkey. Ispeak English. At school it was required lessons. I don't think there willbe any difficulty in understanding between us. I am waiting for yourletter. Sincere, Marina

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 6:32 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Part time position.
  • On: Aug. 9, 2017, 5:11 p.m.

Good morning. We returning back regarding request on a Career Builder forcareer opportunity of Supply Chain Manager. PAY: $92,203 - $106,541 /yearly TYPE OF JOB: Based at home PERIOD: Long Term conditions BaseResponsibilities and Duties contain: - Secures quotes from suppliers ofrequired resources to obtain most favorable prices and services to meetproduction plan - Plan and temporize long term contracts and conditions -Maintain supply chain initiatives including coordinating supplier selection- Inducting, valuating and tracking vendors cost, quality, and delivery -Monitor logistics to be sure of materials timely delivery with requireddocumentation Necessary Skills and Competencies: - Be detail oriented,methodical and highly organized - Have an ability to work in a group -Ability to build morale and group commitments to goals and objectives -Must be available to work flexible schedule, overtime, weekends - Skills ofMicrosoft Office Outlook, Excel, Word and office equipment - Valid DL andDriver background is mandatory Please, attach your Resume if interested.Please attention. Only applicants with resume will be called.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Part time position.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 2:45 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my great mate,
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 7:09 a.m.

Greetings How are you? I found information about you on a date web siteand I saw a very attractive. I would be very pleased to share with youinformation about me. I am Natalia Natalia, Me 29 years old. I live inRussia. I love my house so much, but not all that good, there are someproblems. Although Russia big enough, but there are no decent men forserious-relationship I am a single pretty girl find in an attempt love manfrom USA for real relationship, with whom I can share my life. I do notwish be so lonely and spend my life useless. I am a modern girl and I thinkit is nice, we on the internet can get to know other people today, whileremaining at the house. I am glad that we can use modern technology. If Youwant to know me better, Tell me please about your life. What do you do inyour life? What do you like? What are your hobbies? I want to knoweverything about you! And Another request from me. Please send me yourphotos. Maybe we will both have an interesting introduction! I will waitfor your quick answer impatiently. Please do not let me be alone.Sincerely, Natalia. I hope that this is not problem for you answer me innear time!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my great mate,
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 7:31 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good afternoon.
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 11:16 a.m.

Hey hey my dear mate! My name is Larissa. I hope I'm not hurt you with mymessage. I am an sylvestris girl, I'm 33 years. I am lonely girl for yearand am looking for looking for a boyfriend for life. I want to getacquainted with the kind man, to build relationships and become goodbuddies. I live alone in my apartment! Also in in the evenings I amstudying a amateur photography! His free time I spend with the use of andreading literature. I'm a kind, cheerful girl without bad habits. but, I'mnot an angel, so with me you will not be sad. I do not like quarrel. I likeyour questionnaire and I want to learn more about you. I will give you myfoto!. If you're you like and you too are looking for a woman, you answerme! I look forward to a your letter! If I disturbed you with my letter, Iask a sorry! I'll expect for your response and I hope what do you pen mebefore long. Larissa

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good afternoon.
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 6:16 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC