The colloquy of Christopher Ballard

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christopher Ballard and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pepsi Award Winner mlbbbetw
  • On: May 10, 2017, 6:50 a.m.

Congratulation you have been selected to accept The Pepsi Refresh Project Awards $1.3 Million to Support the Public's Favorite Ideas to Refresh the World. To claim please kindly email your details.

Full name:.......................................
Address:.........................................
Age:.............................................
Sex:.............................................
Nationality:.....................................
Marital Status:..................................
Occupation:......................................
Home Telephone:..................................
Mobile Telephone:................................
E-mail address:..................................

Once again congratulation and we look forward to finalize your claim.

Mr. Mark J. Paul
Email: [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pepsi Award Winner mlbbbetw
  • On: May 10, 2017, 12:35 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Aa
  • On: June 7, 2017, 3:26 a.m.

I wrote to you, well there is no answer, you do not want continuation?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Aa
  • On: June 7, 2017, 9:38 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Home-based vacancy!
  • On: July 4, 2017, 3:33 p.m.

Our HR Team have been searching for a suitable manager to accompany andcame up with your information and resume you've posted on job searchingresource. Currently, our company is looking for qualified person to fillthe job opening of Customer Service Agent. We've been operating onelectronic currency exchange market since 2012 and now would like to shareour tactisc with new managers. Job ID number: 31838 Job Location: UnitedStates of America - all states Job Area: Customer Service Agent JobType: Part-Time
Assets:
Competitive wage of $2950 + performancebonuses
General Responsibilities:
* Monitor a large scale ofE-currency exchange rates and operations within the online environmentevery day;
* Control the exchange operations from FIAT (regular money)to E-currencies and back;
* Work with customers, give them fullinformation about the services, fees and benefits of the company. Allcommunication is over the e-mails and we provide clients. It's not a salesjob!
Knowledge, Skills and Abilities: Demonstrated ability to organizework and to manage multiple projects Solid written and oral skills Abilityto productively engage cross-functional assignments Demonstrated diplomaticabilities in a variety of situations
Please email us back with yourcurrent phone number and hours available for the call. Your Resume will bea plus.

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey hey my awesome mate,
  • On: July 6, 2017, 8:57 a.m.

Hello my dear pen-friendI hope that our meeting will be interesting. Myname Marina, iam 41 y.o. I live in Syberia, this is center of big Russia.I'm not little girl to believe in the beautiful story of love. But i wantto be loved and love. I want to change my life. I work as an booker agentin a travel agency. I traveled already to Spain, Greece, Turkey. I think myEnglish is good. At school it was required lessons. I don't think therewill be any misunderstanding between us. I am waiting for your mail to mye-mail. Truly yours, Marinochka,

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my dear friend
  • On: July 6, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

Salut, It's a magnificent day and i'am in a hurry to get in touch withyou! I am girl without a man. I do believe in a destiny with a happy futurefor myself and that you could be the one. I want to be next to a caringman.I love traveling, movies, r&b, seafood, and doing spontaneous things,but i feel intensely lonely sometimes. I wish to find my second half,whocan give me a real happiness and love. If you're interested in becoming apart of my destiny and will write me back soon.

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day
  • On: July 18, 2017, 9:30 a.m.

Hey hey my awesome friend, I hope that our meet will be interesting. Myname is Marina, i'm forty one years. I live in Syberia, this is center ofbig RU. I'm not little girl to believe in the beautiful love stories. But iwant to love and be loved. I want to change my life. I work as anaccountant in a travel agency. I already visited Spain, Greece, Turkey. Ispeak English. At school it was required studies. I don't think there willbe any difficulty in understanding between us. I am waiting for your reply.Yours faithfully, Marina.

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 1:44 a.m.

Salut my dear friendI hope that our meet will be excitement. My name isMarina, i'm 41 years old. I live in Syberia, in a center of big RussianFederation. I'm not little girl to believe in the beautiful story of love.But i want to be loved and love. I want to change my life. I work as anbooker in a travel agency. I traveled already to Spain, Greece, Turkey. Ispeak English. At school it was required lessons. I don't think there willbe any difficulty in understanding between us. I am waiting for yourletter. Sincere, Marina

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello
  • On: Aug. 2, 2017, 6:32 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Part time position.
  • On: Aug. 9, 2017, 5:11 p.m.

Good morning. We returning back regarding request on a Career Builder forcareer opportunity of Supply Chain Manager. PAY: $92,203 - $106,541 /yearly TYPE OF JOB: Based at home PERIOD: Long Term conditions BaseResponsibilities and Duties contain: - Secures quotes from suppliers ofrequired resources to obtain most favorable prices and services to meetproduction plan - Plan and temporize long term contracts and conditions -Maintain supply chain initiatives including coordinating supplier selection- Inducting, valuating and tracking vendors cost, quality, and delivery -Monitor logistics to be sure of materials timely delivery with requireddocumentation Necessary Skills and Competencies: - Be detail oriented,methodical and highly organized - Have an ability to work in a group -Ability to build morale and group commitments to goals and objectives -Must be available to work flexible schedule, overtime, weekends - Skills ofMicrosoft Office Outlook, Excel, Word and office equipment - Valid DL andDriver background is mandatory Please, attach your Resume if interested.Please attention. Only applicants with resume will be called.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Part time position.
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 2:45 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my great mate,
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 7:09 a.m.

Greetings How are you? I found information about you on a date web siteand I saw a very attractive. I would be very pleased to share with youinformation about me. I am Natalia Natalia, Me 29 years old. I live inRussia. I love my house so much, but not all that good, there are someproblems. Although Russia big enough, but there are no decent men forserious-relationship I am a single pretty girl find in an attempt love manfrom USA for real relationship, with whom I can share my life. I do notwish be so lonely and spend my life useless. I am a modern girl and I thinkit is nice, we on the internet can get to know other people today, whileremaining at the house. I am glad that we can use modern technology. If Youwant to know me better, Tell me please about your life. What do you do inyour life? What do you like? What are your hobbies? I want to knoweverything about you! And Another request from me. Please send me yourphotos. Maybe we will both have an interesting introduction! I will waitfor your quick answer impatiently. Please do not let me be alone.Sincerely, Natalia. I hope that this is not problem for you answer me innear time!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my great mate,
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 7:31 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good afternoon.
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 11:16 a.m.

Hey hey my dear mate! My name is Larissa. I hope I'm not hurt you with mymessage. I am an sylvestris girl, I'm 33 years. I am lonely girl for yearand am looking for looking for a boyfriend for life. I want to getacquainted with the kind man, to build relationships and become goodbuddies. I live alone in my apartment! Also in in the evenings I amstudying a amateur photography! His free time I spend with the use of andreading literature. I'm a kind, cheerful girl without bad habits. but, I'mnot an angel, so with me you will not be sad. I do not like quarrel. I likeyour questionnaire and I want to learn more about you. I will give you myfoto!. If you're you like and you too are looking for a woman, you answerme! I look forward to a your letter! If I disturbed you with my letter, Iask a sorry! I'll expect for your response and I hope what do you pen mebefore long. Larissa

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good afternoon.
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 6:16 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Position
  • On: Aug. 18, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

Join Us. We are proficient professional's company BPG, creative minds andtypesetters from many different industries and cultural premise. We proposean aspirational career route and the opportunity to make a great impact inan evolving business. If you have a pioneering spirit, a ability forproblem solving and a wish to advance the envelope, we'd love to invite youto join our crew for the position of Independent auditors. Bonuses &Benefits We propose competitive compensation, comprehensive benefits and aprogressive company grow. Paid Vacation. Versatile Work Hours 21 Years oldor above Full legal age. Remote work potential. Internet access, E-mail,home / mobile phone number. Experience is not required. If you areinterested in our offer, send us your reply. Our agents or supervisors willcontact you asap to provide more information.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Position
  • On: Aug. 19, 2017, 3:52 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Home based vacancy.
  • On: Sept. 2, 2017, 1:59 a.m.

Good morning dear Job Seeker This is a one-time notification of a new jobopening open for you. If you are no longer looking for a job, please ignorethis email. Tripcompany Gibas-Tour has an opportunity for a giftedindividual. At our Firm, you will be responsible for managing receipts,records and other fiscal documentation, processing orders, and maintainingcustomer records. Job Requirements:
- High school diploma orgeneral education degree (GED)
- Verbal/Written communicationabilities
- Basic knowledge/proficiency of Microsoft Officeprograms
- Attention to detail with a high degree of accuracy
Benefits:
- Home based, distant position
- Flexible work hours
- Part time and Full time alternative
If you would like to work with usand would like to find out more about the vacancy,review the attacheddocument for a thorough description. Regards

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Home based vacancy.
  • On: Sept. 2, 2017, 7:49 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation my friend
  • On: Sept. 14, 2017, 1:34 p.m.

Good day stranger It's a beautiful day and i'am in a rush to get in touchwith you. I am a girl who has no husband. I really do believe in a destinywith a cheerful future for myself and that you could be the one. I do wantto be next to a caring man.I love laughing, animals, r&b, going onadventures, and doing crazy things, but i feel like loneliness isswallowing me sometimes. I wish to find a man that can give me happinessand love. If you're interested in becoming a part of my destiny and willwrite me back shortly.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation my friend
  • On: Sept. 14, 2017, 10:56 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my dear mate!
  • On: Sept. 21, 2017, 8:44 p.m.

Hey there my new friend, I am sorry for the disadvantage. I don’t wantto seem officious. It's Olga writing. I 'm a professional doctor in Medicalestablishment and I’m thirty-one yo. A short time ago I have won apaid advanced training in the United States. I am about to depart for theUSA and would like to find a friend there. I seek something serious only,so if you have no serious intentions, please do not respond. I send mypicture &, so. I would like to believe you are the good man. Respectfully,Yours Olushulya,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello my dear mate!
  • On: Sept. 22, 2017, 1:24 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my great friend
  • On: Sept. 23, 2017, 3:58 a.m.

Hello my great mate! How are yu? Please excuse me beforehand if I'vebothered you with something but I will be glad exchanging emails with yousometime. It will be fascinatingly to exchange our letter and fotos. Idon’t even know where to start from. I am Kate. I was thinking of what Ican write more about me and you know I came to decision that possibly I candescribe my individuality as sunny person with stable moral standards. I'msingle and I have no children. My sacred aspiration is to find real person,who will respect me and who will be able to provide our possible joint lifeand at the same time who will be interesting for me, easy to talk with me.I like people with inside beauty and who desire to do to realise theirdreams come true. At the same time I believe that he should have kindheart, irony and skill to be upper than envy, greed, cruelty, indifferenceto another a people and to be the person from the big letter. I promise tobe truthful. Now acquaintances on the Internet it became popular. I havedecided to try. I search the companion in a life, I do not search forriches. Also I have no exact criterion of age more senior then me. BecauseI consider, that people with the years wiser. I will be happy to receiveyour reply. Write me about yourself, and your preferences about lady Hopeto hear from you soon. Katerinka.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello my great friend
  • On: Sept. 23, 2017, 1:58 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my new friend
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, 1:42 a.m.

Hello my great mate. I'm Nastena, live in Russland, work a doctor. haveLeft here your personal coordinates hoping, that respond to it man, whowants to meet you with me. I'm are interested with honest man, with feelinghumor and in this with who could would to find common ground. I withoutdifficulty find most people, however I want that, with whom you I wouldwere able sharing all their joys and concerns. The Person, with of whom ourunderstanding of it would be complete. Understand that perfection isdifficult achieve, however you know that can at least nearer to him, and Isatisfied. I 28 years. I optimist and positive people, who agree tounderstand every man, if only he decent and able agreement. All necessary,we could be to find out correspondence, locating the community ofinterests. Believe that having a common language to first and serious anindication, what we met is not accidental. And later we could be tocontinue communication, and I told myself more. I'm in search of seriousrelationship would like to create a family favorite male, to have childrenand be happy. I am have a skype and phone we can to chat there. Anastasia!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my new friend
  • On: Oct. 17, 2017, noon

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Christopher Ballard
CEO, MNesty, LLC