The colloquy of Jessica Hall

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jessica Hall and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 3:33 p.m.

Dearest Friend,

Greetings in the name of God, Please let this not sound strange to you for
my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early last year.

I prayed and got your email address from your country guestbook. I am Mrs.
Joy
Praise Barnes from AUSTRALIA, I am 58 years old, I am suffering from a long
time cancer of the lungs which also affected my brain, from all indication
my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that,
according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the
next six months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad
stage. I was brought up from a motherless babies home and was married to
my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a
fatal motor accident, before his death we were true believers. Since his
death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and
deposited all the sum of Ten Million US Dollars with a BANK in United
States Of America.

Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me
as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so
long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it
on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get
it confiscated. Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital here in London
where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs.

My doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my
last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your
choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor
and the motherless babies home. I want you as God fearing person, to also
use this money to fund church, mosque, orphanages and widows, I took this
decision, before I rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon
as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the BANK.
I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new
beneficiary of my fund.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hear from you soon.

Waiting for your reply

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 3:33 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Jessica Hall
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: Feb. 27, 2017, 11:12 p.m.

Dearest in the Lord,

Love and Greetings to you in the Name of God . Thank you very much for your
mail
which I received with thanks. Thank you also for your sincerity in this
matter. I want
you to devote yourself for this mission,and to the Glory of our God.

There is no special process on this matter, as much as you can co-operate
with me.
I will be very much interested for this fund to be released to you for
Investment purpose and for God's
work as much as you keep to your sincerity in this matter. I am rest
assured that
through you on this fund, God will heal many souls and build Kingdom for
himself, to
his own Glory ( Amen ).

I am very grateful to you for the interest shown in my plight and I want to
assure you
that you will be greatly rewarded for what you have chosen to do. Although
we know
each other for the first time but I believe our God has directed me to you
as I prayed
and searched over the internet for assistance because I saw your profile
and picked
you.

Be assured that you stand no risk as this is my money which I and my late
husband
labored for thus me as the next of kin has the sole power to release the
funds to
whoever I wish.I do not want my husband's family to know about this deposit
because
of their greed. This is why I am communicating with you only on email and I
am
making communication with my bank also who understands my predicament.

Please note that I cannot write much because of my health, so I require
your urgent
response so I will immediately provide you with the contact details of my
bank. I will
require your full names,phone number,occupation,marital status, and address
so that I can send to my bank.

God permitting I pray to be alive when you receive this fund and start this
project so
that you can visit me here .

Your sister in the Lord,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 9:43 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jessica Hall
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 1:30 p.m.

Dearest Jessica ,

good morning to you.l hope you did read the first email i sent to you
carefully , i am not buying any product but for you to assist me in
receiving my fund and distributing to charity and the less privileged like
i have mentioned in my first email to you .

Thanks and God bless

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

Hello,
Yes, certainly. Could you give me more information on how we can make the transfer?

Jessica Hall
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: March 1, 2017, 5:11 a.m.

Dearest in the Lord,

Love and Greetings to you in the Name of God . Thank you very much for your
mail
which I received with thanks. Thank you also for your sincerity in this
matter. I want
you to devote yourself for this mission,and to the Glory of our God.

There is no special process on this matter, as much as you can co-operate
with me.
I will be very much interested for this fund to be released to you for
Investment purpose and for God's
work as much as you keep to your sincerity in this matter. I am rest
assured that
through you on this fund, God will heal many souls and build Kingdom for
himself, to
his own Glory ( Amen ).

I am very grateful to you for the interest shown in my plight and I want to
assure you
that you will be greatly rewarded for what you have chosen to do. Although
we know
each other for the first time but I believe our God has directed me to you
as I prayed
and searched over the internet for assistance because I saw your profile
and picked
you.

Be assured that you stand no risk as this is my money which I and my late
husband
labored for thus me as the next of kin has the sole power to release the
funds to
whoever I wish.I do not want my husband's family to know about this deposit
because
of their greed. This is why I am communicating with you only on email and I
am
making communication with my bank also who understands my predicament.

Please note that I cannot write much because of my health, so I require
your urgent
response so I will immediately provide you with the contact details of my
bank. I will
require your full names,phone number,occupation,marital status, and address
so that I
can send a letter of authorization to my bank for them to start the process
in your name.

God permitting I pray to be alive when you receive this fund and start this
project so
that you can visit me here .

Your sister in the Lord,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: March 1, 2017, 10:19 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jessica Hall
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: March 1, 2017, 4:04 p.m.

Dearest in the Lord,

Thank you so much for your messages. If you can provide your details and
your phone number i will give you a call when i can and as soon as i can
have my doctor allow me call you.

Thanks and God bless

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: March 1, 2017, 11:36 p.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Jessica Hall
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: March 1, 2017, 11:53 p.m.

Dearest Friend,

Greetings in the name of God, Please let this not sound strange to you for
my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early last year.

I prayed and got your email address from your country guestbook. I am Mrs.
Joy
Praise Barnes from AUSTRALIA, I am 58 years old, I am suffering from a long
time cancer of the lungs which also affected my brain, from all indication
my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that,
according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the
next six months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad
stage. I was brought up from a motherless babies home and was married to
my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a
fatal motor accident, before his death we were true believers. Since his
death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and
deposited all the sum of Ten Million US Dollars with a BANK in United
States Of America.

Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me
as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so
long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it
on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get
it confiscated. Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital here in London
where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs.

My doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my
last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your
choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor
and the motherless babies home. I want you as God fearing person, to also
use this money to fund church, mosque, orphanages and widows, I took this
decision, before I rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon
as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the BANK.
I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new
beneficiary of my fund.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hear from you soon.

Waiting for your reply

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: March 2, 2017, 1:59 a.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Jessica Hall
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: March 2, 2017, 9:39 a.m.

Dearest Friend,

Greetings in the name of God, Please let this not sound strange to you for
my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early last year.

I prayed and got your email address from your country guestbook. I am Mrs.
Joy
Praise Barnes from AUSTRALIA, I am 58 years old, I am suffering from a long
time cancer of the lungs which also affected my brain, from all indication
my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that,
according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the
next six months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad
stage. I was brought up from a motherless babies home and was married to
my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a
fatal motor accident, before his death we were true believers. Since his
death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and
deposited all the sum of Ten Million US Dollars with a BANK in United
States Of America.

Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me
as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so
long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it
on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get
it confiscated. Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital here in London
where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs.

My doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my
last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your
choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor
and the motherless babies home. I want you as God fearing person, to also
use this money to fund church, mosque, orphanages and widows, I took this
decision, before I rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon
as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the BANK.
I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new
beneficiary of my fund.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hear from you soon.

Waiting for your reply

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CRY FOR HELP FROM MY HOSPITAL BED(NOT JUNK)
  • On: March 2, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

Hello,
I have wired the funds you asked for. Could we please proceed to the next stage?

Jessica Hall
CEO, MNesty, LLC