The colloquy of Kevin Chapman

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Kevin Chapman and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Teste seu nivel de ingles em 15 minutos!!!
  • On: March 14, 2017, 4:35 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Teste seu nivel de ingles em 15 minutos!!!
  • On: March 14, 2017, 4:35 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Kevin Chapman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Katherine We can be friend.
  • On: July 27, 2018, 4:21 p.m.

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good morning, Katherine, it`s Oksana.
I have received your letter. ;-))

How is the weather in your city ?
As for us, we have a cold summer this year. I thought it would be warmer in july))

If i have some mistakes in my message, please don`t be too strict to me.
I have never had an experience in correspondence with a man in the internet.
I am speaking from my heart & I am honest with you that
I am really looking for a true love and serious relations.

Ok,I am 31 years old.
Oksana- it`s my real name. Nice to meet you;-))))
Katherine, you have a very beautiful name:`)))))))

Well, I live alone in my Mom`s appartment.
I`m working as the Secretary. I have never been married and I have no children.
I like to do different kinds of sport: swimming, aerobics and running.
I think that every person should keep fit and be in a good shape.
I visit the gym two times a week. (Tuesday and thursday). By the way. Yesterday I was very tired at the gym :-)
I hold my body in the healthy form. Write me Katherine. Do you do sports in your life now?

How old are you ?
Tell me about something interesting, you like to do.
May be it will be your hobby and interests?
Where do you live now? Tell me as much as possible about yourself.
I have sent you my picture. I hope you`ll like it ;-))
I`ll be waiting for your message and more your photos ;-)))))

See you later.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Katherine We can be friend.
  • On: July 27, 2018, 11:55 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Kevin Chapman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin I looking for my soul mate and best friend.
  • On: July 28, 2018, 1:35 p.m.

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I write you again, Kevin.

After all, I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
I was born and I live in an average part of Ukraine in city Kozyatyn, Vinnytska areas,
street Vulytsya Heroyiv Maydanu, 15-37. zip: 22100.

Kevin, Can you give me your phone?

I cannot use viber, skype or facebook. I don`t have Internet.
I write my messages to you at home and then send them from my friend Elezaveta.

And to tell the truth, My Internet knowledges are not so good.
Please forgive me in advance, if I won`t be able to answer some of your questions.
I understand English badly. But I`m studying lol

I have some questions to you.
What do you think about your prospects in work? What purpose do you have?

I like my job. But I always search for the best prospects in work!
In the end june, I have addressed the agency "VipTour",
with the request of searching some work for me in your country.
Two weeks ago my agent has informed me that agency has found an appropriate work for me.
I will be working for six months in your country.
Since the middle august, till january.

Agency helps me with my documents. And I will get my visa in some days.
So, I decided to try my luck and began searching of a good friend from your country.
Perhaps it is destiny lol

Before starting my work, i want to come to your city.
I want to see you. For the best acquaintance lol
Then, i will try to find my work in a place closest to your city.
For example in your city lol
By the way, I don`t know your address and your closest airport.
Can you tell it to me?

This weekend. I`m going to visit my grandmother. Therefore, I have to go.
I want to know more about you. Tell me about yourself.

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin I looking for my soul mate and best friend.
  • On: July 28, 2018, 2:47 p.m.

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Kind night, again, Kevin.

Kevin - How is your mood? I feel great! :)

I`m very pleased to get your e-mail.
I want to say that You are an extraordinary man lol

Thank you for some answers to my questions.
It helps me to know more about you and to understand you much better.
It`s always pleasant when someone shows interest to you.
And especially when it is through such an unusual way as Internet.
But I`ll use this chance to know more about a person writing me.

I want to be sincere with you. It doesn`t matter to me of what age my man will be.
The main thing is he has to be mature, wise and ready for serious relationship.
If it`s not a secret, How old are you? I like your manner of communication ;-))

I want to find warm, hard working, caring, honest, tender, confident
and romantic person who is searching for friendship -(true love and serious relationship).
Which will lead to marriage and family.

My idea of happiness is sharing my life with my beloved,
to walk down the path of life arm to arm with him, to enjoy many things that life offers with him.

To bring a smile to his face, to make him laugh and to see him happy everyday for the rest of the life.
To walk along the beach with him and later watch the sunset over the ocean.
To have a nice dinner, to dance, or to go to movies together.

Kevin, do you have dreams? Are you a happy person? What is happiness for you?
How do you imagine your perfect date?

Excuse me Kevin, for asking such person things with me, person whom you know only a couple of days.
But it is interesting for me to know it about you, and please send me more photos.
And I have decided to send you a photo in this letter again.
Photos are made by my friend Elezaveta.
But sometimes, I make a photo) I hope that you will like it :))))

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Kevin I looking for my soul mate and best friend.
  • On: July 28, 2018, 7:07 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Kevin Chapman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin, we shall learn more about each other.
  • On: July 30, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

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Hi again, my Kevin.

I had some free time and I decided to write you again.

I want sincere and true love.
When you see your half and know his thoughts...it puts a smile on your face because of joy and happiness.
That each moment away from each other is a bitter-sweet pain that also gives
You comfort that you know whatever happened during the day will want to be experienced by the other.

Children deserve a happy home one that is built upon love and respect of the parents for each other,
and one that is built upon experiencing all of lifes wonders through and with the children.
I know that it is possible to have such a life with the right person. That person must want the same thing.

You appear to be a sincere man who can devote the time and energy in making such a life a reality.
I think that all the happiness and contentment
I need in life is to make sure that a special someone in my life is happy.
But I haven`t met this person yet. Could it be you?

Yes, I believe it could be. I`m a true romantic, and as long as I`m treated with dignity and respect, remain so.
I have a pain in my heart from past relationship. I don`t want to experience it again.
That is why it is most important to have a relationship built on respect and friendship.

I feel myself closer and closer to you wiw letter we write to each other.
I know that we are from different countries and have different style of life.
but I think nothing must be allowed to interfere with our plans for the happy future together!

But of course I would like to know your opinion about it. How long are you looking for your soul mate?
What don`t you like in your partner? What qualities must your partner have?

Well... Now about my visa.. I think I won`t be able to write you tomorrow.
Because I will have a trip to capital of Ukraine - the city Kiev. The Visa Center is located in Kiev.
I should visit personally the Visa Center to receive the visa.
We have no an International airport in our town, the nearest one is in Kiev.
Therefore my flight will be from Kiev too.

I will come back on Tuesday evening or on Wednesday morning. Will you miss me? ;-)
I wish to find out you better. Tell me more about yourself.
And don`t forget to send your photos.

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin, I share your thoughts.
  • On: July 30, 2018, 3:03 p.m.

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Hi Kevin.

I had a very quiet weekend. How was your weekend?

I didn`t get your letter. What happened?

Every day we shall learn more about each other and it`s an interesting. ;-)
I share your thoughts and I hope that I have qualities you are searching for in a woman.
I believe that friendship-(love, marriage) and especially family are very important.
That`s why we have to meet and to get acquainted lol

Kevin, I will repeat, can I start planning my travel to you?
Then your information is required to me. What is the nearest airport to your city?
And do you know how much is to rent a room in your city?
I will ask my future working company to give me an advance payment (300-700 euro) for renting a flat.

I`ll work as a Secretary. But my agent forbade me to give any information about my work.
This is a condition of the contract. I don`t want to have any problems and I know you understand it.

I have told to the agent that i will fly much earlier to meet with you.
If everything will be according to plan I`ll arrive to you approximately in 13-15 days.
It will be at the august.

I will have some weeks of a free time, prior to the beginning of work.
I think it will be wonderful if we`ll spend some time together.
This meeting will make our relations stronger and will help us to know more about each other. Do you agree with me?
Certainly all expenses are on my route. I will pay everything by myself.

I have a picture to send you I hope you`ll like it. Photo is made my assistant, at my work.
I will end my letter for now and will write you one more letter a bit later.

Later

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Kevin, we shall learn more about each other.
  • On: July 30, 2018, 8:05 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Kevin Chapman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin, Good news!
  • On: Aug. 1, 2018, 2:31 p.m.

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Good day my dear Kevin!

Where are you? Did you get my last letter?

I returned from Kiev.

I had very intense days today and yesterday. I`m very tired :(
But during this time I`m very happy!
My trip was successful. I have received working visa.

Now i can work in your country. I have it for six months.
I will take it to the agency tomorrow.
My agent will make last registration of all documents.
Then everything will be ready for my travel to you.

Now, I have solved, as soon as I will arrive to you.
As soon as i will come to you, I will rent an apartment in your city.

I am looking forward for the day when I meet someone with the same strong desire as i have to build a happy share life.
How do you imagine your ideal woman? My ideal man is one who is not afraid of telling his thoughts,
sharing his inner world, and having a strong desire to be with me and not with someone else.
I want him to enjoy my wishes and passions in life and I will enjoy his desires too.
I believe in relations when both can share responsibilities in everything. Do you agree with me?

Kevin, I have to go now to do some things and to meet with my friends.
By the way I have told my friends and my parents, that i have got acquainted with you.
So I`ll email you soon with some more information about me and about my plans.

Can you send me some new photos? i love to know more about you.,
I would love to get to know all about you Kevin in order to really get to know you.

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin, I have very good family.
  • On: Aug. 1, 2018, 2:58 p.m.

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Hello again, my Kevin

Dear I still have some questions! I hope you are not against ;-))
Kevin, tell me more about your family? Do you have many relatives?
How often do you visit each other? How often do you meet?

I have a very good family. We have very close relations in my family.
As I have already told you, I live in apartment belonging to my Mum.
I love both my Mum and my Daddy, I am the only child in my family
And i was always dreaming about younger brother or sister ;-)
But i have two cousins. I love them so much ;-))

My parents are very good, careful and kind people, they always understand me a lot.
They love me so much and I love them more...
My daddy`s name is Aleksey. He is strict, but fair man.
They live not so far from me and we meet very often. He works as a manager.
The firm in which he works is engaged in manufacturing of ceramics.
In our region a lot of natural raw material for this manufacture.
My mum`s name is Lidiya, she is a very sensual and kind woman.
Earlier she worked as a children`s doctor but now she does not work.
My grandfather,who was a war veteran, taught me to be honorable and truthful.
But he died not so long ago. Now about my grandmother. My loving grandmother!
I love her so! She lives nearby in suburb. I often visit her!
My grandmother is very kind and fair! I love my family very much
we frequently spend time together. Do you like evenings with your family?
I love to spend holidays with my parents very much when we gather together at the table.
How did you spend your holidays? Where do you usually go on holiday?
Where are you going on vacation? And what are you doing in next month september?

It would be interesting to know what
is main values in your life: family, work, money or something another?
What do you appreciate in relationship? Do you have any plans for the future?
Tell me please about it, I`mm very curious!!

As for me, I appretiate honesty, understanding and absolute trust each other in relations.
I do not accept lie!

Can you send me some photos?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Kevin, Good news!
  • On: Aug. 2, 2018, 1:30 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Kevin Chapman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin, Why you do not answer my letter ?
  • On: Aug. 3, 2018, 5:21 a.m.

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Dear Kevin. Why you do not answer my letter,
I write you, but I do not receive from you the answer. Why???
Please inform the ideas concerning our dialogue!
I have the most serious relations concerning you,
I do not understand why you ask me,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Kevin, Why you do not answer my letter ?
  • On: Aug. 3, 2018, 4:32 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Kevin Chapman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin, Why you do not answer my letter ?
  • On: Aug. 5, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

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Dear Kevin. Why you do not answer my letter,
I write you, but I do not receive from you the answer. Why???
Please inform the ideas concerning our dialogue!
I have the most serious relations concerning you,
I do not understand why you ask me,

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin, Why you do not answer my letter ?
  • On: Aug. 6, 2018, 11:09 a.m.

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Dear Kevin. Why you do not answer my letter,
I write you, but I do not receive from you the answer. Why???
Please inform the ideas concerning our dialogue!
I have the most serious relations concerning you,
I do not understand why you ask me,

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin, why you don’t answer me??
  • On: Aug. 8, 2018, 10:44 a.m.

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G’day Kevin.
Why u to me do not write??? It is upset because of that u don`t write to me, Therefore I have decided to write to u!! I`ll wait ur mail, my darling.
Later Yours faithfully Oksana.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Kevin, why you don’t answer me??
  • On: Aug. 8, 2018, 1:33 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Kevin Chapman
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Kevin, You have forgotten about me????
  • On: Aug. 14, 2018, 9:55 a.m.

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Hello Kevin.
Have you been keeping busy?? I really wish to hear from you again, please write to me. Wait for your message.
Goodbye Yours faithfully Oksana.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Kevin, You have forgotten about me????
  • On: Aug. 14, 2018, 7:07 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Kevin Chapman
CEO, MNesty, LLC