The colloquy of Maria Stuart

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Maria Stuart and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Business Proposal For You
  • On: July 25, 2018, 8:43 a.m.

I am Cecilia Chan a greater China economist for HSBC Global asset
management’s based in Hong Kong.I have an obscured business suggestion
worth $27,500,000.00 Contact me if interested for more details. Await your
response!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Business Proposal For You
  • On: July 25, 2018, 8:43 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: G'Day Michael, what's happenin’ or What’s happening???
  • On: Nov. 17, 2018, 1:43 p.m.

G`day Michael, it`s Olena.

What about you? I'am glad to your nice mail:))

How is the weather in your city ?
As for us, we have a cold autumn this year. I thought it would be warmer in november;))))

If I`ve some mistakes in my letter, please don`t be too strict to me.
I`ve never had an experience in correspondence with a man in the internet.
I’am speaking from my heart & I`m honest with you that
I`m really looking for a true love and serious relations.

Ok, I’m 31 years old.
My real name is Olena. Nice to meet you:)))
Michael, you`ve a very beautiful name;-)))))

Well, I live in an apartment belonging to my parents.
I'm working as the Secretary. I`ve never been married and I`ve no children.
I like to do different kinds of sport: swimming, aerobics and running.
I think that every person should keep fit and be in a good shape.
I visit the gym two times a week. (Tuesday and thursday). By the by. The day before yesterday I was very tired at the gym;-)))
I hold my body in the healthy form. Write to me Michael. Do you do sports in your life now?

Tell me about something interesting, you like to do.
May be it`ll be your hobby and interests?
Where do you live now? Tell me as much as possible about yourself.
I have sent you my picture. I hope you`ll like it;-)))))
I`ll be waiting for your e-mail and more your photos;-)))))
What are you doing this weekend?

See you around. See you later.

Yours, Olena.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: G'Day Michael, what's happenin’ or What’s happening???
  • On: Nov. 17, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Michael, Why you don’t answer me???
  • On: Nov. 20, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

G`day Michael,
you doing ok???
I’ve written. Several emails. Yet I do not hear back from u. Keeping busy. Longing to hear from you again soon!!
I`ll wait ur e mail., my darling
Keep in touch.

Truly yours, Olena.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Michael, Why you don’t answer me???
  • On: Nov. 20, 2018, 8:30 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only hoping for a serious relationship with a good fellow
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:13 p.m.

I'm sick of guys that can't stop playing head games,I'm sick of waiting for a guy to end my loneliness and that's why I'm contacting you.I'm the one getting the ball rolling because your dating site user profile seemed too perfect to be true.Are you actually not a fake?P.S. I'm sharing my fresh photos to prove that I'm real as well – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1V6B5vFOKnXpIehRiiLyqG8ZZ578wsfBV

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only hoping for a serious relationship with a good fellow
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 6:05 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my neighborhood! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:28 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from work every day and not knowing anybodyto hang out with, you know, in a fun way?I absolutely detest this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My latest spicy photos and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1txoLYEYsSYei1HpzQzfLn35vFxE1PxIn I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of things to do I have in mind, I am sure about it.Sms me telephones if you like them!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my neighborhood! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:42 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can you chat with me telephones? Handle a lewd lady!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 9 p.m.

I'm not one of these dull gals who want a dependable boywith all varieties of tiresome wonderful man stuff.I'm entirely different. Betcha you will want to learn how different, haha!I'm clued up about fun and the most dissolute varieties of it too.I even 've got passionate pictures of myself not every chick would post.Just see them and let's do it.Send me a message telephones if your are ready! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1fFbc4Uf_DuRDQISuWlYBH2LJ1zzNCWrq

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can you chat with me telephones? Handle a lewd lady!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 6:06 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Get a steamy odd rendezvous telephones this weekend, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

This is your lucky thing right here, I kid you not.Just like you I've tried a few of them adult dating sitesand I know how bad all these scams can feel.So why don't we cut out all this rubbish and just you know, date?Plain and simple! There's a needy pussycat sitting right here,bored out of her mind, and with stunning photos you can have a look at right now!Your move, studmuffin! I'll be waiting for you here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1m4YuM8W2bGg9K5wpVa0f_uZN6pBS2aag or write me telephones

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Get a steamy odd rendezvous telephones this weekend, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 3:41 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Major relationships are boring? telephones Romance? Ain't nobody got time for that!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:24 p.m.

You were madly in love with her and then she ditched ya?Ain't gonna happen with a gal like me. We'll play it by our rules.Who needs that bullshit anyway?We'll take it easy, chillax, and just have all the fun we want.Discreet and casual, stag! We'll just do it when we both get the hots for it.When in the saucy flirty mood I mean!A raw night in is on its way, just see my fervent pictures and text me telephones right now… https://drive.google.com/open?id=10BjOozfV_zOqDyMAJ5578i4TC9VevWYE

Spammer

  • Subject: After all located you! telephones Remember me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:07 p.m.

We used to entertain some time ago and you told you'll stay available.I had to change my profile and lost contact with you.Have a look at my fresh profile with old and new dirty picturesand I'll add you to friends.Or you can sms me telephones https://drive.google.com/open?id=1w0pp9VXQ7KguuI4y6ZNwx0ze-lGfxDAaSee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Major relationships are boring? telephones Romance? Ain't nobody got time for that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 6:17 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A involvement with a married cutie, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

I know, you're probably thinking she's deranged.But hey what's out life without a bit of jolly.I thought I'd go online and find a hot lover just like youand add that very spice to my life.But you shouldn't be thinking about this.What you really need to consider is all my candid and nude pictures I got right here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Ely9ba03C1UQNWdw_WPK6xJ-Oc0g1NF0.Seriously, would you resist a beauty like that?

Spammer

  • Subject: Mind-blowing time with telephones two hot girls online
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:42 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A involvement with a married cutie, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 5:52 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I've got something for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:53 p.m.

It's been a long time ago just to make sure that you remember who I am? enjoy my profile.Ive got latest and old mind-lowing pics there https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xNr0ComcPIdYGxd9-7VWyJRv7V06xQIn , those that you liked most.Let me know when you a're back!

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your unequaled, find out now!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

Do you believe that somewhere out there there's that special galwho is your perfect match in any smallest thing?I'm sure I can be your prize match.Don't take my word for it, see my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1wF4tdGbkzJpUCWI1xHjfY7_3vmxcgPTi and some naked pictures right here,I posted them just an hour ago.I am so fed up with having nobody around,I'll try real hard to be your ideal one!Who knows, I can literally be next door to you right now.And just imagine what can take place next!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I've got something for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:44 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Browsing steamy personals just for the vids? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:15 p.m.

I know the desire. Going through adult personals and profiles of good-looking singles in your areajust to see the photos or videos they have posted.How about my racy photos then?I am sure they will inspire you to do a lot more than just browsing through the photos https://drive.google.com/open?id=19tCezJcBb_Q50sp7sQ3BHVeKAdVrdxTy.Who knows your ideal adventure could be just a few moments away!Local fun is less problematic to find than you think. Let's talk about it,don't wait, hit me up here this is your chance

Spammer

  • Subject: Feel a set relationship is too much tension? Me too!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:37 p.m.

Really, who has the time and the stability for this relationship thing right now?I know I don't. But there is something I do have a need for!You may have guessed already lol.Let's drop all this maturity stuff and just have a good time.No need to fret about giving me flowers or remembering my birthday.Good old-fashioned joy between the sheets, that's what I'm crazy about!Check out my totally sassy pictures here https://drive.google.com/open?id=14hAOH9CY36Smt3VLVGeiM3039tMRhMCF , let's make this happen!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Browsing steamy personals just for the vids? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 2:50 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Look at the new piquant videos in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:23 p.m.

You know, I caught a glimpse of you online and could not resist emailing you. How I wish I could get to know you better.Have a look at my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1RDVHsVAxVdgfup7cPqr8Iw_sLlogweBG with new piquant vids and let me know how you feel about me!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Look at the new piquant videos in my profile!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 6:27 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi, male. Lonely? I'm totally bored, let's mix!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:33 p.m.

Look, it's all the same stuff for me.I get up, I go to work, later I go to my place bla bla.I just thought, hey, I'm too hot to blow my life this way!So right now I'm ready just about anything fun.I have got my profile right here, I guess we click together andyou know, you could be in for some really amazingtime you'll be telling your buddiesabout haha.we'll see how it works out! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1vFmZa0ccISnSvju4ro0YUE03I1SPm4Yh

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi, male. Lonely? I'm totally bored, let's mix!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 11:04 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Maria Stuart
CEO, MNesty, LLC