The colloquy of Crystal Stewart

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Crystal Stewart and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.

Spammer

  • Subject: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 12:30 p.m.

Hello

I emailed last week about our senior BDM's arranging *quality new business
appointments* with decision makers in companies who need your services.

Our clients find that having their sales team meet with prospects rather
than on the phone trying to qualify appointments is a much better use of
their time.

I wondered if you would like to discuss how we could help you win new
clients in 2017?

Kind regards,

Simon Worden
Managing Director

Outbound Solutions Uk Ltd
t 0207 683 2850 | m 07772 137538
Unit 2, 1st Floor, 465c Hornsey Road, London, N19 4DR
www.outbound-solutions.co.uk

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 12:30 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Crystal Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 12:33 p.m.

Hi
Are you looking for costs?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 28, 2016, 10:35 p.m.

Hi,
I'm just waiting to hear back from the board. Could you perhaps offer some discount, to sway them?

Crystal Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 5:52 a.m.

Hi Crystal
Would you like a discussion about our costs/day rate?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 9:30 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, thanks, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? How can it benefit our company exactly?

Crystal Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 9:39 a.m.

We arrange new business appointments with decision makers in businesses you would like as clients.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 3:51 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds great. What sort of volumes are we looking at? What can you reasonably provide, and what turnaround times are we expecting? We're a pretty agile organization and would like to expedite delivery on this.

Crystal Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 4:02 p.m.

I'm not sure I understand Cryrstal, we really need to talk!
When are you free for a call and what number shall I call on?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 9:36 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Crystal Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 9:55 p.m.

Hi,
So does yours, can you tell me more about your company?
How much do you charge and can you give me some money off?

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 9:56 p.m.

Can you also do my ironing this weekend?

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 29, 2016, 9:56 p.m.

And clean my car?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: New business appointment
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 9:39 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Crystal Stewart
CEO, MNesty, LLC