The colloquy of Kristine Robinson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Kristine Robinson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: [[email protected]: merry christmas! global festival waiting for you !]
  • On: Nov. 15, 2016, 8:47 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: [[email protected]: merry christmas! global festival waiting for you !]
  • On: Nov. 15, 2016, 8:47 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Kristine Robinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Professional SEO Service for tomsplanner.com
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 2:16 p.m.

Hi Kim,

Greetings! Thanks for your wonderful response and interest in SmartTechSEO.

As per your response I would like to inform you that, SmartTechSEO is a
dedicated marketing, technology-infused creative company has been
established in eastern part of India. As an Interactive Marketing firm with
over a decade’s worth of business experience in Internet Marketing Services
and program integration. Our well experienced team stands at the forefront
of all emerging trends in digital marketing. When it comes to brand
development, no business, no campaign is too small or too large to benefit
from the brightening horizons of digital marketing. Our mission is to help
you turn a profit from the traffic searching your services online. It is
our aim to analyze every facet of Internet Marketing to aid in your
endeavors, regardless of the size, scope, and the industry of your
business. For more information you may visit our website:
http://smarttechseo.com/

We can help you to make your website error free and promote your website to
get top rank on major search engines like Google, Yahoo, Bing and others
which will help to increase your business. Moreover, we provide our plans
an affordable price.

We will meet all your requirements through our various SEO services, SEM
and Social media services. We will increase your web page visibility, top
rank on major search engines and relevant traffic to your website which
will help to generate leads for your business. Through social media
optimization and our various reputation management techniques we will
deliver next label brand reputation for your business.

Our SEO campaign will consist of the four following phases:

1. Site Review

2. Site Strategy

3. Website Optimization

4. Monthly Site Promotion

The goals of this SEO campaign:

1. Increase conversions, leads, and sales

2. Increase targeted organic traffic

3. Higher rankings in search engines

You know search engine optimization (SEO) is a process, generally, where we
work on your website to increase the online visitors, keyword ranking and
online presence for your website. Here is below I have mentioned some of
our SEO activities which will be help to improve your website’s online
presence.

1. Intensified Keyword Analysis

2. Competitor Analysis

3. Finding & Fixing all the technical errors from the website

4. On-page optimization for the complete site

5. Off page optimization

6. Adding landing pages if required.

7. Off-page optimization like articles, press releases etc

8. Social Media Optimizations

9. Web analytic s

10. Increasing link popularity / online presence.

11. Internet Branding and Promotion

12. Reputation Management

In terms of cost we used to suggest the plan as per the website's
requirement and as per the leads budget accordingly. After gone through
your website I would like to suggest our “Web Starter “Plan $250/month. Get
great value for money with SmartTechSEO Services. ​Take a look at our wide
range of plans and pricing, pick the one that suits you best and get in
touch with us. For more information about our plans and pricing, please
visit: http://smarttechseo.com/pricing/ there is no set up fee, no hidden
charges.

Here below the deliverable of our SEO packages.

*Deliverable:-*

1. *Web Starter Plan: **$250/month*

Targeted keyword: *6*

Manual Submissions:*​**260*

Back Link: *40*

Man-hours: *40*

Blog & Article Content: - *2 */month

Website Analysis

On Page Optimization

Off Page Optimization

Social Media optimization

Monthly Reporting

Customer Support

2. *Market Maker: **$500/month*

Targeted keyword: *12*

Manual Submissions*: 550*

Back link: *60*

Man-hours: *70*

Blog & Article Content: - *4 */month

Website Analysis

On Page Optimization

Off Page Optimization

Social Media optimization

Monthly Reporting

Customer Support

Technical On-site Optimization

3*. Brand Builder: **$1000/month*

Targeted keyword: *25*

Manual Submissions: *1200*

Back link: *140*

Man-hours: *140*

Blog, Article & Press release Content: - *8*/month

Website Analysis

On Page Optimization

Off Page Optimization

Social Media optimization

15 Days Reporting

Customer Support

Technical On-site Optimization

Our Solutions for your URL to Talk to Real People rather than Search
Engines.

*Every month:*

.We will back link using various anchor text semantically relevant instead
of exact keywords

.We will provide 1 unique press release (+500 words long)

.We will submit 10 times on different websites

.We will write 2 original articles (+500 words long)

.We will submit 20 times each of them in different website like
Ezinearticles.com

.We will create your Face book Page

.We will create your Twitter Page

.We will promote your website through the social media channels
(Like,Tweet,Google+1)to create human grade back links

.We will advertise your URL on blogs (10) and forums (20)

.We will submit your URL in 200 relevant directories such as DMOZ .org

.We will submit your domain in 80 social book marking websites such as Digg
and Delicious

.We will submit your URL in 20 Search Engines directories

.We will promote your business with classified ads (15) and local business
listing (10).

*During the First months:*

.We will run a keywords analysis and a keywords research

.We will perform a competitor analysis

.We will update the meta-tags and title tags (updates will be done as
needed throughout the campaign)

.we will update the heading tags

.We will check the alt tags for an optimal use

.We will optimize the interlinking

.We will check the keywords density in the content

.We will check the html to text ratio

.We will create and .html sitemap if required

.We will create/update the robots.txt file

.We will set up Google Analytics

.We will set up Webmaster Google Tools

.We will create/update sitemap (.xml) and submit it via Webmaster Google
Tools.

If you have any further query or doubts, please let us know, I will be more
than happy to assist you.

Eagerly waiting for your ​ kind &​quick response.​​

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Professional SEO Service for tomsplanner.com
  • On: Nov. 30, 2016, 8:58 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Kristine Robinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Professional SEO Service for tomsplanner.com
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 3:14 a.m.

Hi Kristine,

Greetings! Thanks for your response and hope you are doing well today.

As you have mentioned in your last message that, what exactly makes you
unique? I would like to inform you that, we have a dedicated and
experienced team who are ready to take care of your project. We follow
Google’s latest guide line to improve our clients’ website performance. We
provide ethical SEO services and all our submissions are manually submitted
by our expert team. We will submit your website links in all high PR web2.0
websites. We always ready to provide an affordable cost for our clients and
we value our client’s cost and provide the quality services. We are
updating the work details time to time to our clients and get in touch
every time. We provide the opportunity for one to one touch if there is any
query or requirement.

We update your work details in our weekly, 15 days and monthly SEO reports.
We have an easy in and easy out process. We don’t bind our clients in any
type of contract, they are free to start and stop the campaign ant any
time. There is no setup fee and no hidden or other charges

Aim to create the best experience for our customers from our initial
proposal through final delivery of our services.

I am providing some of our prestigious client’s website address as ​
portfolio with their targeted keywords as references, by which they are
doing a good online business.

*Website*

*Keywords*

*Rank*

*Client Name*

www.mgcash.com

Best Content Locking Networks

1

Mr.Jake

Content Locking solutions in USA

2

Content locking widget

6

www.beverageuniverse.com

Order Beverages

1

Meithyle

Online Drink Store

2

Buy Beverages Online

3

www.easyplanner3d.com

kitchen design software

1

David Spak

Kitchen Planning Software

1

Free Kitchen Planning Software

1

Meanwhile if you have any further query or doubts, please let us know, I
will be more than happy to assist you.

Eagerly waiting for your ​ kind &​quick response.​​

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Professional SEO Service for tomsplanner.com
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 6:52 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Kristine Robinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi from SmartTechSEO
  • On: April 25, 2017, 5:54 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi from SmartTechSEO
  • On: April 25, 2017, 6:20 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Kristine Robinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Professional SEO Service for tomsplanner.com
  • On: July 5, 2017, 8:03 p.m.

Hi Kristine,

Greetings! Hope you are doing well today.

I would like to inform you that few days ago I sent the proposal regarding
your website’s online promotion and you shown your interest on our SEO
services & interested to get more information. If you are still interested
to go ahead and promote your website over major search engines like Google,
Yahoo and Bing etc. please let me know to resume the discussion and start
the SEO campaign for your website.

I will be glad to know your concerns and views to start the SEO campaign &
improve your website’s online presence & ranking.

If you have any query or doubts please let me know, I will be more than
happy to assist you.

Eagerly waiting for your kind and quick response.

Have a great day….

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Professional SEO Service for tomsplanner.com
  • On: July 6, 2017, 1:17 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Kristine Robinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Professional SEO Service for tomsplanner.com
  • On: Aug. 10, 2017, 6:36 p.m.

Hi Kristine,

Greetings! Hope you are doing well today.

I’m writing to follow up on our last conversation about your website’s SEO
campaign. I would like to get an update from your end and till now I have
not got any further response from you. Have you given any additional
thought to my proposal? I’d be happy to do a quick review of it and answer
any further questions you do have.

Just let me know if you have any questions or would like to have a more
in-depth conversation. I’m here whenever you need me.

I look forward to hearing from you!

Have a Great Day…

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Professional SEO Service for tomsplanner.com
  • On: Aug. 11, 2017, 1:32 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Kristine Robinson
CEO, MNesty, LLC