The colloquy of Jeremy Cisneros

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jeremy Cisneros and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Hallo meine mann
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 12:48 a.m.

Salutti meine Fremder! Sehr schon sie zu treffen. Ich hoffe, dass sie
nicht diese liebe ausmacht. Dies ist mein erster Brief an Sie. Ich
denke, dass Sie es finden mogen. Ich bin ein gewohnlicher einsames
madchen. Ich mochte mit ihnen zu kommunizieren und erhalten sie besser
kennen zu lernen. Ich habe die stimmung auf unserer kommunikation oen
ernst. Ich bin auf der suche nach ernsthaften und dauerhaften Beziehung.
Ich hoffe, sie werden mich fragen nicht nackt photos. Unsere
Korrespondenz zu diesem thema abgeschlossen sein wird. Ich hoffe, Ihnen
gefallt und Sie schreiben mir. Senden sie ihre photos. Ich werde auf
eine antwort von ihnen warten und ihre fotos. Wenn Sie nicht wollen,
nicht zu beantworten. Ich verstehe, dass. Ich mochte Ihnen zu antworten.
Je mehr spreche ich uber mich in meinem nachsten Brief. Natasha

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hallo meine mann
  • On: Nov. 24, 2016, 12:48 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Part time position,
  • On: Dec. 13, 2016, 10:30 p.m.

Hello! How've you been now? First of all, I d like to introduce myself. My name is mr. Lewinsky Marek. I represent interests of the Firm Nieruchomosci Agencja KRUPINSKI. Ourcompanyis one of the largest real estate agencies in the Republic of Poland and the EU.
in recently there is a significant growing demand for the property in the European Union from citizens of the United States.
in this regard we are looking for a responsible colleague to represent our interests with prospects for the further career growth.
We offer part-time work, free training, and steady paycheck + commission fee.

If youareinterested in the the proposed work and you want to be a part of our large and close -knit team,reply our letter ONLY to this e-mail: [email protected]

In mysecondwritingYou ll knowcomplete information about this organization and I ll explain all thefunction.
With respect to you, mr. Lewinsky Marek from KRUPINSKI Agencja Nieruchomosci.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Part time position,
  • On: Dec. 14, 2016, 10:07 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day my dear man!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2016, 10:50 a.m.

Salutation my dear stranger. I am Yuliya and I am a thirty lady. First Iwant to congratulate you on the past Christmas and coming Happy New Year.You are probably wondering who I am, I add u at site of date & decided knowmore about you. I for the first time try to find friend by this method so Idecided to try. I am a lonely woman and I would very much like to learnmore about you. I would like to meet a strong man for serious relations,aman who older then I am. Do not reply to me if you are not single or yougot message by mistake. I'm looking for the right guy for me. Friendshipstriving to something serious. At first just a friendship, then we'll seewhere this goes, perhaps. LTR.Im from Russia, look for the man from UnitedStates. Yulchik

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation dear man
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 1:46 p.m.

Good morning my man. My name Katysha. 31 y.o. Before you give an answer tomy letter I wish you to understandsomething. I msearchingforsincererelationsolely and neverpretend. I mserious girl and I m a medicin the hosp.. I havegot an international grant for traineeship in theUnited States of America. Therefore I will be in in Americasoon. ThusI aminsearch of a manin the Netas I actuallywant to commence new relations inyour country. I pin hopes you like my photo and you llwrite me. I amlooking forward to hear from you soon. Katyka,

Spammer

  • Subject: Good morning,
  • On: Jan. 14, 2017, 2:06 p.m.

Good afternoon stranger! I am Katerina. thirty one years old. Previouslythan you give an answer to my message I want you to understandsomething. Imgoing aftergenuinerelationshipsonly and ne'erplay games. I mserious womanand I m a medic in the hosp.. Iwon an international grant for training inUSA. Thus I am in the USAin a little while. ThusI mmaking a search of aboyfriendat the Netbecause I actuallywould like to commence new relation inyour country. I feel hopeful you like my pic and you willwrite me. I mlooking forward to hear from you soon. Ekaterinchik,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation dear man
  • On: Jan. 15, 2017, 12:11 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day dear man.
  • On: Jan. 23, 2017, 5:39 a.m.

Hi. I am searching for a serious relationships I love my job and listeningfor music. I'm live in Rus. I would be happy if you could reply at me

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day dear man.
  • On: Jan. 23, 2017, 5:42 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings stranger,
  • On: Feb. 2, 2017, 4:22 p.m.

Salutation my dear stranger, Its Tanya.How are youWe not talked before.Buti will be happy to know you better. I from Russland at very beautifultown.I'm single girl,who want to find strong love. I have a parents. But ilive separated.I'm only one child at my family.I dont have kids. What aboutyou? A lot of time i spend at my job. And when i came to apartment i stayalone. I wish to change my life. I want spend time with my man. I want makehim happy and be happy with him. I want to find man only from USA. For menot important material status, age and nationality.Because this iseverything just prejudice for me. When couple have a feelings, thenage,color of skin,money will not change anything.For me important love,careand respect.I guess that with out this things not possible to haverelationship. I want to knowyour opinion about this? I want say to you,thati wish to have just serious relationship.I'm not interesting in pen-palland send nude photo.Will be great,if you will answer to me.If you want toknow about me more, ask me. Will be nice,if we will start good friendship.Tanulechka!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings stranger,
  • On: Feb. 2, 2017, 6:14 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I need a man to meet.
  • On: Feb. 9, 2017, 7:52 a.m.

Hey.
Please forgive me for what I disturbed you.
My name is Vlada, I'm a girl who in search of men for family, marriage.
You are interested in getting acquainted with the girl?
If you are single and looking for love I beg you to answer me.
Perhaps you are the person that is looking for a lifetime.
At the moment I am at work, and on this I can not send a photo.
But if you answer me I will send you photos.
Please do not leave my letter without attention.
Your new friend Vlada.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I need a man to meet.
  • On: Feb. 9, 2017, 6:13 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Vacancy
  • On: Feb. 14, 2017, 7:13 a.m.

Greetings I hope this letter finds you great. I'm Ms. Meyer Helga. I'm onbehalf of estate agency RVI GmbH – a rental agency located in Germany. Weare currently expanding over the United States of America segment and areemploying staff to cover the qualification of rental manager. We offer aconvenient schedule, interesting paycheck and an opportunity to workpart-time. This is a remote position. Preparation period is free of chargeand is paid fully. Please revert back if youd like to learn more about thejob, and I'll send details. Kind regards estate agency RVI GmbH!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Vacancy
  • On: Feb. 14, 2017, 6:54 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Home-based vacancy,
  • On: Feb. 22, 2017, 9:15 a.m.

Hi dear JobSeeker, Shipping/Receiving Clerk E-Z Shopping is an affirmedplayer in the US market of top quality products. Our core value isrepresented by our customers, both new and affirmed. We aim to expand ourpresence both in the US and around the world, we look for new employees toadd to our team. Right now we want to fill the position ofShipping/Receiving Assistant. We care of gaining client-oriented mindset inall our employees, which is why we offer a free coaching to acquireoutstanding communication skills, robust work ethics and a desire ofcustomer-oriented approach. Main duties and every-day responsibilities: The country of your residing should be only United States.
Control andassistance to clients’ shippings. Couriers scheduling and localization ofpoints of delivery. Support to PMs. Performance reports.
Wages: Weoffer a competitive salary calculated on the basis of personal experienceand efficiency.
The company guarantees professional growth to everyoperator and provides an excellent benefits plan.
If interested,please contact to us now and provide your resume and cover letter.
All selected job-seekers will be contacted by our HR representatives. Wethank you for your time and interest.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Home-based vacancy,
  • On: Feb. 22, 2017, 4:35 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good afternoon friend!
  • On: March 4, 2017, 9:19 p.m.

Good day dear friend, I'm Valeriia. Maybe,Im from Russian federation. it'sa sign, that we must meet at this day. I will remember this beautifulmoment all my life, because i never before wrote a person from anothercountry. I'm 30 and i'm looking for loveand sincere relationship. I'm tall169 cm and weight 59kg. I mean, we can know each other better throughemailcommunication. I have possibility to speak English. If you'reinterested in dialog, i am waiting for your mail and fotos. Sincere,Valerushka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good afternoon friend!
  • On: March 5, 2017, 8:33 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello
  • On: March 11, 2017, 7:16 a.m.

Good day man. How are you doing? My names Valeriia. I live in the countryname Russian federation. I think you are interested to know more about meand read my letter.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello
  • On: March 11, 2017, 3:24 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening,
  • On: March 18, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

Good evening dear friend. I'm looking for my soulmate with seriousintentions for long-term serious relationship, i don't need only fun. Mygoal to meet a serious man for a joint purpose in life. My name Ekaterina,I am 35 years old. I am not married and have no children. How old you are?Even you're younger than me, you can answer to this message. Write yourcountry? name of the country where I live Russian Federation, i hope to getto know each other will not be a big problem. In this letter i send you myphoto, i will also wait for your photos, they can tell me more about you.If our goals are different, do not reply to this letter. I really hope thatour goals are the same and you are looking for a girl, and we will continueour pleasant communication. With good wishes, Ekaterinchik

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening,
  • On: March 19, 2017, 1:01 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good morning.
  • On: March 21, 2017, 2:19 a.m.

Good afternoon dear man I'm looking for a decent man with seriousintentions for a new relationship, i don't need flirt. My goal to meet aserious man for a joint purpose in life. You can call me Ekaterina, I'm 35y.o. I have no children and not married. What age are you? Even you'reyounger than me, you can respond to my letter. What kind of staff do youlive? name of the country where I live Rus, i hope to get to know eachother better will not be a problem. In my letter i sent you my photo, sendyour photos to my email address, that will allow me to know you better. Ifour goals do not match, please ignore this letter. I hope that our goalsare the same and you are looking for a girl, and we will continue ourpleasant communication. Sincerely, Katerna,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good morning.
  • On: March 21, 2017, 3:38 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Write me a nice answer.
  • On: April 6, 2017, 4:54 p.m.

I'm a lonely girl, I think that you're looking for soulmate for new relationships and create a family. I am right?

If you are not interested in looking for a woman or you're only interested my naked pictures, please don't answer to my message.

I can understand. I wanna to search for my man. Strong, brave and caring who will respect and love me. You can call me Kristina, I am 35 years.

I have no children and not married. How old are you? Even you're much younger than me, you can no espond to this letter. Names of your city?

I live in the biggest country called Russia. I hope you like my foto. By the way, i'll also wait for your pictures. It's quite interesting and important for me.

They needed to see a partner in order to begin interesting dialog. If you're interested, then we can continue our correspondence more detail in the following letter.

Yours faithfully Kristina!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Write me a nice answer.
  • On: April 7, 2017, 12:21 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Home-based vacancy
  • On: April 10, 2017, 5:55 a.m.

Dear Candidate, We would like to inform you about a part time vacancy ofPackage handling manager in our team. This is a job that does not take morethan 3 hrs per day and will become a great opportunity if you want to haveanother job or seek for a work from home job. We are rapidly growingcompany with extensive experience in ecommerce and delivery businesses, andwe are looking for driven people to become a part of our team. Requirements
Country of residence - the US
Computerliteracy
Experienced Internet user
Available for emails duringdaytime
Working printer
Your Duties
Accepting packages
Managing package details online
Shipping packages with postalcompanies
Reporting on the whole process
Please be aware it is apart time, work from home position for the US residents only. Theremuneration is USD $38,800 annualy.
Please email to request anapplication form. regards

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Home-based vacancy
  • On: April 10, 2017, 5:10 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day my man
  • On: April 19, 2017, 9:28 p.m.

Salutation stranger How was your day today? I m Kristina. I'm a cute younglady from Russland. Do you like girls from RU? Spring has already came,lovely time of year. Spring gives a lot of positive mood and many smiles!Do you like spring? I think you are interested to know more about me. Inthe second half of the letter i want to tell a little about myself. I'mKristina as you already know, and im 30. My height is 169 cm and my weight54kg. I was born and live in big Russia. If you like me, write me ananswer, i will be very happy! Then i can tell you more about myself. I usedthe services of a dating agency in my city. I will be glad to meet you. Ipromise, our dialogue will be amazing, i will try to write beautifulletters to you! We can exchange our pictures, is it interesting for you? Ifinish my letter now, but i will waiting for your fast responseimpatiently. honestly, Kristinulka.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day my man
  • On: April 20, 2017, 6:29 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jeremy Cisneros
CEO, MNesty, LLC