The colloquy of Donna Kemp

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Donna Kemp and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Delivery schedule parcel
  • On: Jan. 4, 2018, 6:12 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Delivery schedule parcel
  • On: Jan. 4, 2018, 6:12 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Donna Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Open source customization/ CMS (Joomla, Drupal, Wordpress, etc.)
  • On: April 13, 2018, 10:43 a.m.

Hi,

While going through your website I found that your website can be improved
by design and development which could lead to more customers to your
business.

Our Primary Focus is: -

Website development (custom website development, PHP development, Ajax
programming, etc.)

Website designing (HTML designing, corporate website design, PSD to
XHTML/HTML, etc.)

Open source customization/ CMS (Joomla, Drupal, Wordpress, etc.)

Ecommerce website development (Magento, Woo' Commerce, Zen Cart integration)

Web Programming Services (PHP MySQL Development, PHP Frameworks, JavaScript
Frameworks)

Mobile application development (iPhone, Android, Blackberry, Windows)

Do let me know if you are willing to redesign or redevelop and creating a
Mobile App for your website or creating a brand new website. I will be glad
to answer your queries.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Open source customization/ CMS (Joomla, Drupal, Wordpress, etc.)
  • On: April 13, 2018, 2:12 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Donna Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Custom Website Design/Re-Design Services
  • On: April 27, 2018, 10:19 a.m.

Hi,

I hope the business is keeping you busy!

I just wanted to confirm if you received my last email.

I understand you must be quite busy with work. I was a little apprehensive
whether my email reached your inbox.

Please let me know if you are interested in hiring a full time resource at
1/2nd of in-house cost.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Custom Website Design/Re-Design Services
  • On: April 27, 2018, 7:05 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Donna Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Web, Mobile, Cloud Solutions
  • On: May 8, 2018, 9:53 a.m.

Web, Mobile and Cloud solutions

Hi,

Hope you are doing great!

I am not sure if you got a chance to review my earlier e-mail so I thought to send you a gentle reminder. I am looking to initiate a dialogue with you to explore possible opportunities towards your Web and Mobile initiatives.

Our Certified professionals understand the entire breadth and importance of a great website and /or Mobile application. Along with the development we also have proven experience and expertise in Digital Marketing services.

We not only develop the apps on behalf of you but also help you promote the website or the app.

I would like to invite you on an exploratory call to understand if we can help you take more advantage of the Web and Mobile Platform.

How is your availability for this week on Wednesday 10 AM or Friday at 11 AM? 

Let me know what works for you.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Web, Mobile, Cloud Solutions
  • On: May 8, 2018, 1:13 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Donna Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Web, Mobile, Cloud Solutions
  • On: May 11, 2018, 10:32 a.m.

Hi Donna,

Thanks for the response and consideration.

My name is Diwesh (VP) and I received the below mail from one of my colleague.

Donna, we are a team of engineers having sound experience and expertise around Web Development, Mobile App Development and Digital Marketing Services. Till date we have helped more than 50 clients across the globe with our services and skill set.

We have analyzed the existing website and as per our analysis we can see the website is not responsive and also the background is simple black.

We suggest to redesign and redevelop the web site using PHP CMS with

* New & elegant design with bright look & feel as per current market standard.
* Responsive layout which is compatible to all mobile devices
* Secure admin panel which allows you to Add/Edit/Delete the content at your wish
* 4-5 rotating banner images for the landing page of the website
* Photo gallery
* New arrivals
* Newsletter section
* Social Media connectivity
* Embedded you tube video and many more features

For more information around our work and services please visit http://www.gstarinfotech.com/our-work/

With great interest I would like to schedule a short call wherein we can discuss in more details around your requirement.

Please let me know a time convenient to get connected and share your contact details (Skype/Phone).

Looking ahead for a long term relationship!

Spammer

  • Subject: E-commerce portals
  • On: May 11, 2018, 10:36 a.m.

Hello,

Hope you are doing good!

we are a professional Web / Mobile App Development company from India.

We have strong expertise in developing:

. Web applications for enterprises

. Integrated web and mobile applications

. E-commerce portals

. CMS based web portals and web sites

. Mobile applications (Native and Cross-platform)

. HTML5 based development

. Software Testing /Quality Assurance

. Maintenance & Support

If you are interested with this mail and in our services, please contact me
on my email id.

You can also add me on your email id for advance details for your good
communication.

We are looking for your good response.

Thank you

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Web, Mobile, Cloud Solutions
  • On: May 11, 2018, 4:22 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Donna Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Proposal For Website Development..!!
  • On: May 14, 2018, 8:37 a.m.

Hi,

I was on your website would you be interested in a possible redesigning of
the site or addition feature that might benefit the overall usability and
user experience which usually leads to better sales.

We are Web Design and Development firm in these tough times, where it is
hard to maintain the top line, we can help share the bottom-line for you.

Our primary focus is :-
1. Website Designing
2. PHP Development in CMS (WordPress, Joomla, Magneto, Drupal)
3. Database programming
4. Graphic Designs
5. Ecommerce Solutions

6. Mobile Applications

7. Digital Marketing services

Do let me know if you are interested and I would be happy to share our
Methodologies, past work details and client testimonials

I look forward to your mail.

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Hire Web Designer, Developers, Mobile Apps Developer and SEO At Affordable Price
  • On: May 14, 2018, 11:49 a.m.

Hi,

I hope the business is keeping you busy!

I just wanted to confirm if you received my last email.

I understand you must be quite busy with work. I was a little apprehensive
whether my email reached your inbox.

Please let me know if you are interested in hiring a full time resource at
1/2nd of in-house cost.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Spammer

  • Subject: Dominate search with safe and effective SEO
  • On: May 14, 2018, 12:09 p.m.

Hi

I'm Nimisha,

Internet Marketing Manager,

Do you want to see your website in Top 10 position in Google or other major
search engine?

Do you want more targeted visitors on your website?

If yes, please let me know your website URL and keywords name that you want
to optimize so that our team could analyze the keywords, level of
competition and could supply you with our best price to optimize the website
.

Also, Please let me know the competitors URL for better understanding of the
level of competition .

Most firms overseas have achieved a significant amount of savings by
outsourcing either complete or part of their Work to us in India. All our
work remains in the background and the end client never knows that the work
has been outsourced resulting in both savings and brand value for you and
your company.Please let me know your skype,phone number and email id for
more discussion.

I look forward to your positive response.

Thanks & Regards

Nimisha

Internet Marketing Manager

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Proposal For Website Development..!!
  • On: May 14, 2018, 4:51 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Donna Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Proposal For Website Development..!!
  • On: May 15, 2018, 6 a.m.

Hi,
Thanks for your Valuable Reply.
I am copying our Business Development Manager MR. Sachin Richard, who is better placed to answer your queries.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Proposal For Website Development..!!
  • On: May 15, 2018, 10:39 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Donna Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Dominate search with safe and effective SEO
  • On: May 16, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

Hello,

Hope you are doing fine.

This is just a follow up mail to touch base with you.

Haven't heard back from you, just wondering if you are interested for
outsource some of your projects to us.

By Outsourcing, you can save money by hiring professionals from countries
with a lower cost of living that typically provide their service at lower
cost.

Please let us know your response.


Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Dominate search with safe and effective SEO
  • On: May 16, 2018, 8:07 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Donna Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Proposal For Website Development..!!
  • On: May 21, 2018, 7:27 a.m.

Dear Donna,

Greetings of the day and trust you had a nice weekend.
Please let me know if you have gone through the details I shared in my last email.
In case you have any query please let me know.

If you can please share your requirement I will be able to assist you in a better way with our services.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Proposal For Website Development..!!
  • On: May 21, 2018, 5:25 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Donna Kemp
CEO, MNesty, LLC