The colloquy of Garrett Jimenez

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Garrett Jimenez and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: 🛀 - Simple bathroom habit deadlier than cigarettes
  • On: Feb. 11, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

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Health Sciences Institute

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 🛀 - Simple bathroom habit deadlier than cigarettes
  • On: Feb. 11, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: greetings Gary, Have u been keeping busy??
  • On: Sept. 15, 2018, 12:29 p.m.

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heyy Gary, it`s Svitlana.
Thank you for reply. I am very happy after read your nice mail;-))

How is the weather in your city ?
As for us, we have a cold autumn this year. I thought it would be warmer in september;-)))

If i have some mistakes in my letter, please don`t be too strict to me.
I have never had an experience in correspondence with a man in the internet.
I am speaking from my heart & I’m honest with you that
I'm really looking for a true love and serious relations.

Ok, I'am 29 years old.
Svitlana - it`s my real name. Nice to meet you;)))))
Gary, you have a very beautiful name:-)))

Well, I live alone in my Mom`s appartment.
I`m working as the Kindergarten Teacher. I have never been married and I have no children.
I like to do different kinds of sport: swimming, aerobics and running.
I think that every person should keep fit and be in a good shape.
I visit the gym two times a week. (Tuesday and thursday). By the way. The day before yesterday I was very tired at the gym;)
I hold my body in the healthy form. Write me Gary. Do you do sports in your life now?

Tell me about something interesting, you like to do.
May be it will be your hobby and interests?
Where do you live now? Tell me as much as possible about yourself.
I have sent you my picture. I hope you`ll like it;))))
I`ll be waiting for your email and more your photos))))

good bye.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: greetings Gary, Have u been keeping busy??
  • On: Sept. 15, 2018, 6:52 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi, I'm bored very much, wanna hook up?
  • On: Sept. 26, 2018, 8:10 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi, I'm bored very much, wanna hook up?
  • On: Sept. 27, 2018, 4:28 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you macho enough for me? Why don't we check that out right now, what do you reckon?
  • On: Sept. 27, 2018, 7:50 p.m.

You know, I'm the kind of dissolute pussycat who needs a different kind of womanizer.Lucky you, I'm still searching, so maybe you're that fella.Hear this out, I'm in the mood to find out about that, this night.Think you can handle a baby who knows how to tease and charm a man?Why don't you start getting all set right now, stud? Sms me (505)560-2616I have a few hot pics here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1LeuRkGUhbetB0MD68PQ9M7oJXD__j2jK.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you macho enough for me? Why don't we check that out right now, what do you reckon?
  • On: Sept. 28, 2018, 5:21 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hot cougar here - think hard before you overlook it
  • On: Sept. 28, 2018, 8:52 p.m.

Candid question: do you too I'm suppose old to consider dating once again?I am in my mid 30s, I catch them call beautiful ladies my age a "cougar", seemingly.I don't really know whatever the hell that term means, but maybe you might help me out - check out my pics here – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1nvYgkTdoUDOLB_I_ixn3HiZh3YwaIfWw.Do you believe I'm a "cougar"? Would you consider dating a divorced woman that looks like that?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hot cougar here - think hard before you overlook it
  • On: Sept. 28, 2018, 11:44 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Thrilling time with two hot sluts online
  • On: Sept. 29, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thrilling time with two hot sluts online
  • On: Sept. 30, 2018, 3:34 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I would love you to show me off to your friends
  • On: Sept. 30, 2018, 8:08 p.m.

People claim that I am like a trophy wife, just I commonly nod politely whenever I hear that,but, sincerely, I have always wanted to come across and tie the knot with someone who is more mature than me.I want to be this treasured "reward" that you flaunt to your coworkers.Okay, I am aware that talk is cheap, you go and check my pictures and in case you wanna - message me!I will be waiting for you here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1szWKMxeL1IUKlIBobaTTamrE7b8NYf-Y.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I would love you to show me off to your friends
  • On: Oct. 1, 2018, 7:01 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please like my naked body to make me wet
  • On: Oct. 1, 2018, 8:24 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please like my naked body to make me wet
  • On: Oct. 2, 2018, 12:31 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Check out the latest naked vids in my profile!
  • On: Oct. 2, 2018, 9:12 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Check out the latest naked vids in my profile!
  • On: Oct. 3, 2018, 2:03 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you in a horny mood? Well I totally am!
  • On: Oct. 3, 2018, 10:05 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you in a horny mood? Well I totally am!
  • On: Oct. 4, 2018, 1:53 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you macho enough for me? Why don't we see that tomorrow night, what do you say?
  • On: Oct. 4, 2018, 9:33 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you macho enough for me? Why don't we see that tomorrow night, what do you say?
  • On: Oct. 4, 2018, 9:43 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I've got something for you, recognize me?
  • On: Oct. 5, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I've got something for you, recognize me?
  • On: Oct. 6, 2018, 8:13 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A hanky panky with a married baby, how about that!
  • On: Oct. 6, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A hanky panky with a married baby, how about that!
  • On: Oct. 7, 2018, 6:46 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Responsible relationships are boring? True love? Ain't everybody got time for dat!
  • On: Oct. 7, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

You were madly in love with that girl and then she dumped ya?Ain't gonna be like this with a cutie like me. We'll play it by our rules.Who needs that silly stuff anyway?We'll take it easy, hang loose, and just have all the fun we want.Discreet and casual, stud! We'll just do it when we both feel like it.When in the saucy teasing mood I mean!A steamy night in is on its way, just see my ardent pictures https://drive.google.com/open?id=1alS5GwZJozEFvDl_QtPA5UBFfezgR1aS

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Responsible relationships are boring? True love? Ain't everybody got time for dat!
  • On: Oct. 8, 2018, 5:32 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: What if you contact me? Handle a vicious girl!
  • On: Oct. 8, 2018, 9:38 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: What if you contact me? Handle a vicious girl!
  • On: Oct. 9, 2018, 5:12 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my neighborhood! Let's hook up!
  • On: Oct. 9, 2018, 10:23 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from office every day and not knowing anybodyto meet with, you know, in a fun way?I absolutely detest this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My latest crazy photos and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1DKEU_P7YHjXiFFym9REGIGU2RFuYrGGS I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of time I have in mind, I am sure about it.Contact me (505)560-2616 if you like them!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my neighborhood! Let's hook up!
  • On: Oct. 10, 2018, 2:36 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: This is cutie who detests boredom and loves guys! You know what I mean…
  • On: Oct. 10, 2018, 7:46 p.m.

I'm young, awesome, and stags are all over me no matter where I am.So why the hell am I bored like this now?Hey there, fellow, looks like it's your lucky time.There's a thrilling girl out there. She's in the mood for something, comprendo?She even has glowing pictures – you must have been a good boy last year.Though I really prefer bad boys rofl.Whatever, see my pictures, let's text (865)432-0628 and see where it takes us! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1b3rZH0T0LjX8NBTqxlvb12kv5XLexj3G

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: This is cutie who detests boredom and loves guys! You know what I mean…
  • On: Oct. 11, 2018, 4:35 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Occasional dating do you like it? Let's do it!
  • On: Oct. 11, 2018, 7:48 p.m.

Are you feeling a little bit wanton tonight? Because I totally am!It's one of the nights when you sense something special in the air.Probably we could sense this together!A wicked gal want to have some fun here.Write me via my profile right here!Oh and did I tell you I have a few dirty pictures to get you in the mood there!Enjoy them! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1TOUu82EbIxsuq_bYvbJsUgFPN53movJW

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Occasional dating do you like it? Let's do it!
  • On: Oct. 12, 2018, 4:24 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hottest of my pics in a provocative latex playsuit
  • On: Oct. 12, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hottest of my pics in a provocative latex playsuit
  • On: Oct. 13, 2018, 4:47 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please rate my bitsy thong pictures
  • On: Oct. 13, 2018, 8:46 p.m.

Hey there stud, please check out my latest snaps in red tiny thong.I made them at the resort during my last holidays.Hope you like it… https://drive.google.com/open?id=1gVRJwv55YPGd7amcs8K68BEMpF5VdOJb :)See you soon… Cheers!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please rate my bitsy thong pictures
  • On: Oct. 13, 2018, 9:59 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Garrett Jimenez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please like my glowing body to make me hot
  • On: Oct. 14, 2018, 7:44 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Will you consider dating an exotic dancer?
  • On: Oct. 15, 2018, 8:10 p.m.

Are you interested in chatting with an ecdysiast? Asking for a frie… In actuality, I'm asking that question for me.I'm way too ashamed to spill the beans to the men I chance upon in real life, but over the web,I am able to openly say that yes, I am a dancer and I love my profession.I enjoy how captivating I look with no In case on.undergarments you are brave enough to take care of a nymphet such as myself - send me a text via the website whichI frequent, here is the link – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1zx3V0W1OAaxOqU6w-9YZR9sdiZQeh4HC.

Spammer

  • Subject: Pretty woman stumbled upon your email address
  • On: Oct. 16, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

You tell me! Maybe you are the one I'm hunting for?I don't want yet another insipid fling, I don't need some reckless man flirting with me likewise.If you are real and gunning for true love, then we could help each other build a real connection.I the right mindset got and what about you? Are you manly enough to send me a message?I'll be waiting on this website here – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1vdbBmXPf_1TQoyi2yzhXHaw5Qm317lvL – that's only place I stop worrying about my privacy.

Spammer

  • Subject: Couple searching for threesome with guy or two
  • On: Oct. 17, 2018, 9:14 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Looking for a fellow to help me out expand my "skills"
  • On: Oct. 18, 2018, 8:18 p.m.

I had serious relationships with my ex for almost 4 years and he has been my first and only sex partner.Now when we broke up, I feel like I need more experience. I just wanna have some fun,get to know someone open-minded and try new things in bed.Make sure to let me know if you're up for something like this and send me a message here - https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PKYTYJzqK78RItxMTC9oOT5rDq_y5zjm

Spammer

  • Subject: Jovial beauty searching for a man that can cook
  • On: Oct. 19, 2018, 10:46 p.m.

Incidentally, I taste as sweet as you can't even imagine.Why don't you go ahead and taste it?You could get this gal so heated that I will overlook your inability to cook.You can help me satisfy a totally different kind of hunger.Don't forget to take along water because the babe here is very THIRSTY, if you catch my drift.If you take a look at wanna the thing that you are going to eat out like a snack supposing you happen to play your cards right, smash the link - https://drive.google.com/open?id=1npUwdijP09jeIZSl_i3C_v5JaMddsLnY

Spammer

  • Subject: Men with pretty good stamina, please, reply
  • On: Oct. 20, 2018, 8:02 p.m.

Every each of my ex-BFs could only go for like 5 minutes...I am so tired of quickies and looking for a guy that can make me cum once and for all.I'm a pretty teen girl with quite a lot of experience and I am totally ready to make you go crazy.Take a look at my pictures here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1neKlHGlBAdPnjsyx7xl8--Jn8kiQ_FGg and please, let me know if you want to have some good time together :)P.S. please, only answer if you're better than 5 minutes of quick sex ;)

Spammer

  • Subject: Sexy married woman - MILF alert
  • On: Oct. 21, 2018, 8:06 p.m.

I have only got married like 2 years ago, but I'm already tired of incredibly boring and rare sexual life.I'm still young, pretty and beautiful, and I wanna have some fun.My hubby is always at work every day from 9 am till 7 pm, so I would be glad to get to know someone, who is available during this time frame ;)Check my pics here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1W_ITwRrgkXYrjvB7F3h3cMf1HodbVV2X, and if you're up for a sexy housewife, drop me a message there, honey!