The colloquy of Jacob Whitehead

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jacob Whitehead and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Loan offer at 3% interest rate
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 8:21 p.m.

Are you in need of loan?

We offer all kinds of loan at 3% interest rate; Business/Marketing loan,
Project loan, Personal loan, Housing loan, Real Estate loan, Student
loan, Car loan etc. We borrow loan amount of $5,000.00, $10,000.00,
$50,000.00, $100,000.00, Minimum and up to a maximum amount of
$500,000.00, $10,000,000.00, $15,000,000.00, $20,000,000.00 (twenty
million dollars), our loan duration is usually a minimum of 1 year and
maximum of 25 years to all categories of individuals, corporate bodies,
business entities, small/medium and large scale entrepreneur etc at 3%
interest rate annually.

If you are interested in our above offers, then let our loan experts
assist you, get our loan form to apply.

Teams and condition apply.

Thanks, and best regards,
Sign:
Management

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Loan offer at 3% interest rate
  • On: Dec. 4, 2016, 8:21 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Jacob Whitehead
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Find attach (Loan Application Form)
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 12:03 p.m.

Dear borrower,

Before any supplementary procedures, we would like you to find attach of our loan application form below, please you are recommend to fill the form properly and revert back to us via email address so as to ensue consequently.

Loan terms and condition follows after the acquiescence of the form.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Find attach (Loan Application Form)
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 4:48 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jacob Whitehead
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Find attach (Loan Application Form)
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 5:32 p.m.

Dear Sir,

We would like to know the project you are talking about and if you require any assistant from our company, we will inspect on the project before proceeding further.

Thanks and best regards,

Denise Walker.

(Chief Executive Officer)

AJ Mortgage Loan Company

Contact Our Head Office:

Address: 45 Temple Row, B2 5LS,

Birmingham, United Kingdom

Tel: + (44)703 1965 914

Fax: + (44) 704 5786 099

Tel: + (233) 237 699 500

Fax: + (233) 237 699 500

Website: www.ajmmortgage.eu.pn<http://www.ajmmortgage.eu.pn/>

<http://www.ajmmortgage.eu.pn/>

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Find attach (Loan Application Form)
  • On: Dec. 5, 2016, 11:36 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jacob Whitehead
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Find attach (Loan Application Form)
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 10:05 a.m.

Sir,

Sorry we do not elaborate, we are a lenders.

We advise you to get all details on the project so that our firm would inspect and support you with cash.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Find attach (Loan Application Form)
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 4:43 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jacob Whitehead
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Find attach (Loan Application Form)
  • On: Dec. 6, 2016, 5:15 p.m.

Sir,

You can fill the loan application form so that we can proceed further.

We borrow out loan amount of $5,000.00, $10,000.00, $50,000.00, $100,000.00, Minimum and up to a maximum amount of $500,000.00, $10,000,000.00, $15,000,000.00, $20,000,000.00 (twenty million dollars), our loan duration is usually a minimum of 1 year and maximum of 25 years.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Find attach (Loan Application Form)
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 2:42 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jacob Whitehead
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Find attach (Loan Application Form)
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 10:31 a.m.

Your question has been answered previously..

If you are interested to obtain a loan for any project do write back to us in details and fill the application form.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Find attach (Loan Application Form)
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 8:56 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Jacob Whitehead
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello Jacob,
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 11:40 a.m.

My name is Christabel Kwame, I work in Barclay's Bank as an account officer
in the Republic of Ghana. I got your email on Google search and it gives me
the privilege to contact you personally in regard to my late esteemed
client who shares the same Surname with you. Since the death of my late
client, no one has shown up as his next of kin not even any member's of his
family to put claim to the $5.6 million dollars he deposited in his Escrow
account. So it is my intention to present you as the next of kin to the
Bank Management since the both of you have the same "Last Name" so that the
inheritance can be released to you.

The reason I'm presenting you to the management is that the Board of
Directors of the Bank have concluded plans to confiscate the $5.6 million
dollars since no one has shown up as the next of kin to the deceased. This
decision is in accordance with the Bank regulations. If you accept to be my
partner by presenting you to the Bank management as the next of kin to the
deceased, I’m guaranteeing you that there will be no risk on this pact if
we join hands together, all you need to do is to act as a family member to
the deceased since you both answer the same Surname this is why I contacted
you personally, please write back to me so that I will tell you what to do
in order to get this done to enable the bank management release the funds
to you on your name. I will give you 30% of the contract sum as
gratification after the claim.

Thanks for your kind consideration and cooperation, I await your respond.

Respectfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Jacob,
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 2:47 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Jacob Whitehead
CEO, MNesty, LLC