The colloquy of Karl Burnett

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Karl Burnett and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: MICHAEL KILGORE , ☃ Special 90% Logo Design Coupon for fortuniondrivein.com
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: MICHAEL KILGORE , ☃ Special 90% Logo Design Coupon for fortuniondrivein.com
  • On: Jan. 3, 2018, 9:20 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Flat Rate CMS Development & Apps...
  • On: April 13, 2018, 9:23 a.m.

Hi Kelly Burnett,
How are you?
My name is Jessica, Business Development Manager. We are an Indian based Website Design & Development with PHP Development offer services at modest rate. We have dedicated resources of 68+ professional designers and developers with average 5 years of experience. I am urgently looking for lots of work, so will charge very competitive prices for very high-end work.
Our wide range of services includes:
• Web Development
• Mobile Website Development
• CMS (Wordpress, Magento, Joomla, Prestashop, and Shopify)
• Html/DHTML
• Advanced Database Interactivity
• Programming in PHP, ASP.NET
• IPhone/IOS Apps Development
• Android Apps Development
• SEO
• SMO
• Branding
• PPC etc.

I appreciate if you let me know about your interest in our services and I would be happy to share our past work and client testimonials and prices.
Please share your detailed requirement and your contact number.
Looking for your response,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Flat Rate CMS Development & Apps...
  • On: April 13, 2018, 6:03 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: April 16, 2018, 12:03 p.m.

HiKarl,

Many thanks for your reply and sharing requirements with us.

I am "*Abhinandan Kumar*" Business Development Manager looking
after*Mobile Application Development *projects for *ISO 9001:2015
Certified* *'NASSCOM Listed'* Company '*Infoicon Technologies*
<http://www.infoicontechnologies.com>'.

As per your below email & your kind interest,**I believe that you are
looking to develop a*Mobile Apps *for your *Business,* We will be more
than happy to serve you on the same. We have well experienced Mobile App
team for*iOS, Android, BlackBerry & Windows*. We have developed Mobile
Apps for *Taxi Booking, Driver Hire, Online Shopping , Medical,
Education, Entertainment, Sports and IT Industry*.

*Before giving you full proposal and cost*, We need your basic
requirement/features that you want to see in Mobile App. So please share
us your *few basic requirement* so that we can analyze and get back to
you with our suggestions, proposal and costing.

** ***Hourly Cost: *As per costing is concerned, We charge *12 USD to 14
USD* per hour depending on the complexity & experience required.

*Mobile App Developed by **u**s:
*
*Taxi by CallMum:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/taxi-by-callmum/id1099452221?mt=8**
**Callmum Driver:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/callmum-driver/id1099135311?mt=8**
**Virtual Art Gallery:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ea-galleries/id1154379014?ls=1&mt=8
**Diminished Value Calculator:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ez-dv-diminished-value-calculator/id1095282103?ls=1&mt=8**
**Medvisit Home Doctor Service:
https://itunes.apple.com/au/app/medvisit-home-doctor-service/id1052650504?mt=8**
**Appy Tasker:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/appy-tasker/id1181834926?ls=1&mt=8**
**The Jackpot Club:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-jackpot-club/id1184828013?mt=8**
**Groceries2Go:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infoicontechnologies.groceries2go&hl=en*
**
*More details, Visit our App Portfolio:
http://www.infoicontechnologies.com/apps-showcase

Our Web Portfolio: http://www.infoicontechnologies.com/all-web-showcase
*
Please feel free to ask for any further queries, So that we can assist
you and take it ahead.

Looking to hear from you soon.

*Abhinandan Kumar*
Manager - Business Development

*Infoicon Technologies Private Limited.*
(An ISO 9001:2015 Certified Company)

Skype: sales.Info21
Tel. India +91 991 189 3715, United States +1 315 688 7243, Australia
+61 28 003 5037, United Kingdom +44 20 3289 2658
Email: [email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]> | Web:
www.infoicontechnologies.com <http://www.infoicontechnologies.com>

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: April 16, 2018, 2:30 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: April 17, 2018, 12:18 p.m.

**Hi Karl*,
*******

**I have analyzed the website (**
<https://www.mnesty.com/>*https://www.mnesty.com/*) and found that it is
lacking though all aspects of professional design, also it is lacking
with mobile Fully Responsive layout. Website Top header part is looking
very terrible.
**

**So i like to suggest you to proceed with our services and we'll
redesign it *with World Class professional design having fully mobile
responsive layout. Design will be done with****HD Graphics Theme* to
make it eye catching layout.*
*

******

*Development of the website will be done with user friendly and fully
secured *WordPress CMS* to manage the website Services and pages very
easily via Admin section of the website.
*

******

*We'll Include following Specification within the new website, Please
have a look below:
*****

******

1. *Website will be developed with WordPress CMS to Edit, Update,
Delete, Modify Website Pages, Products Content & Images very easily.*
2. *Website will be design with Professional Theme of*your business *to
make it more professional & modern design to get maximum traffic and
sales on the website.*
3. *Contact and Social Media Icon bar on top of the website to connect
with us very easily.*
4. *Mobile Responsive Layout Design to open the website with Mobile
view-port at any Smartphones like iPhone, iPad, Tablet and Android
Phones..*
5. *New Website will include all pages like HOME, About us,
Services*with listing of Sub Services, Customers, Blog,
Testimonial,**News,*****Media Gallery for Image and Contact Us with
inquiry Form to capture End User Message.*
6. *Services Section with listing of Sub Services Menu with detail page.*
7. News *Section with listing of *News*in Category and Month basis with
their detail page.*
8. *Rotating Banner on home page to add image in slider related to
website services.*
9. *Media Gallery with Complete range of Images to show in Slider view
with Zooming view.
*
10. *Professional Logo Design to represent Website Brand.*
11. *Admin of the Website will have access to add, edit and update
website *Services and Posts*information very easily via back-end
section very easily.
*
12. *Social Media Integration for website to add Facebook, twitter & You
tube link on the website.*

*It will Cost you :* *US $800

**Time frame:**2-3 Weeks.
*
**Below i have listed few websites that we developed for our client,
Please have a look:**
*
https://www.bambooline.de/
http://melekemuelighting.com/
https://simplyextensions.com/
http://www.timescapeusa.com/
https://www.khimaronline.co.uk/
http://www.eastonartgalleries.com/
http://www.jokermachine.com/
https://3csouterwear.com/
http://www.ipzmall.com/
http://www.baitngo.com.au/
http://healthyhairsanotint.com/
https://gds-shop.dk/
http://www.justpayhalf.dk

*More Details visit our Web Portfolio:
*http://www.infoicontechnologies.com/all-web-showcase*

*Hope my explanation is worth moving forward so look forward to hear
from you soon.
*
Let me know your further query so that i can assist you & we can move
ahead.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: April 17, 2018, 2:07 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: April 18, 2018, 6:30 a.m.

Hi Karl,

Thanks for your reply.

We are located at Delhi / NCR, India.

We have offered you full proposal to redesign the website with
Professional layout and WordPress CMS to add, eidt and update website
pages information at your end via Admin section very easily.

It will cost you: US $800

Time Frame: 2-3 weeks.

Hope the things are cleared to take it ahead

Looking to hear from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: April 18, 2018, 8:44 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: April 18, 2018, 9:13 a.m.

Hi Karl,

Thanks for your reply.

We have offered you best budget to develop professional website with
fully mobile responsive layout.

To work together and established a long term business relationship, best
i can offer you: *US $600.*

Hope this will suits to your budget to take the opportunity ahead.

Please confirm so i can request to accounts for raising 1st Milestone
Invoice of 50% Payment to start the work and rest 50% on completion of work.

Looking to hear from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: April 18, 2018, 4:05 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Flat Prices...!
  • On: May 8, 2018, 6:55 a.m.

Hello Karl Burnett,

We're a lot different than most other web developers in that we don't give
you an hourly rate and then leave you in the dark about how many hours
you're going to have to pay for to develop your project.

We appreciate that in today's economy, business owners want to know the cost
before they can decide to move forward.

We offer the following services, all at Flat Rate Prices:

1 Custom web app development

2. Ecommerce development

3. CRM based website development

4. Mobile App development

5. Small Business Web Design & Development.

6. UI and UX Website

7. SEO, SMO, PPC, ORM

8. Branding

Please reply back to this email today and let me send you links to our
portfolio and vast gallery of our many happy customers. Also, if you send me
your detailed project specifications I will be more than happy to provide
you with a flat rate price.

I appreciate your time and consideration, should you wish that I take your
name off my contact list, simply let me know in a reply email.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Flat Prices...!
  • On: May 8, 2018, 1:36 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: May 10, 2018, 7:24 a.m.

Hi Karl,

Greetings!!

Hope all is well and you have got few minutes of time to review our
below email . Please confirm as we are still waiting for your response.

Would really appreciate if you please let us know your feedback so we
can move our conversation to next level.

Please don't hesitate to discuss in-case of any query or issue.

Looking forward for working with you soon now.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: May 10, 2018, 3:38 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: May 10, 2018, 4:03 p.m.

Hi Karl,

Thanks for your reply.

Yes, we can have call to discuss the specifications.

My contact No. Is: +91 9911893715

Skype Id: sales.info21

Please share us your best available time so we can schedule call.

Looking to hear from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: May 11, 2018, 1 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: May 16, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

Hi Karl,

Greetings!!

Hope all is well and you have got few minutes of time to review our
below email . Please confirm as we are still waiting for your response.

Would really appreciate if you please let us know your feedback so we
can move our conversation to next level.

Please don't hesitate to discuss in-case of any query or issue.

Looking forward for working with you soon now.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: May 17, 2018, 12:09 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: May 17, 2018, 7:05 a.m.

Hi Karl,

Thanks for your reply.

We have shared you full portfolio for Website and Mobile App. Hope you
looked to them.

To show you similar example, we need to know your basic requirement that
you are looking to develop in Mobile App and Web App.

So please provide us full scope and feature list.

Looking to hear from you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Web and App Proposal with Portfolio
  • On: May 17, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Karl Burnett
CEO, MNesty, LLC