The colloquy of Matthew Woodard

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Matthew Woodard and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: - Ei, você aí: tem desconto aqui. Tem desconto aqui!
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 4:34 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: - Ei, você aí: tem desconto aqui. Tem desconto aqui!
  • On: Feb. 28, 2017, 4:34 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only hoping for a serious relationship with an honest fellow
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:12 p.m.

I'm sick and tired of men that enjoy playing head games,I'm sick and tired of waiting for a guy to put an end to my unhappiness and that's why I'm writing to you.I'm the one taking the first step because your romance site user profile seemed too good to be true.Are you actually real?P.S. I'm forwarding you my latest snaps to prove that I'm a real person as well – https://drive.google.com/open?id=10SvUN9Y8CwPF0JSZKp2VetCp6Vc1rupc

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only hoping for a serious relationship with an honest fellow
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 5:24 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my area! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from office every day and not knowing anybodyto have fun with, you know, in a fun way?I absolutely hate this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My recent naked photos and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=16V7xegPOHQFWrJ-vKqJdTWLyZkqkxLG8 I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of fun I have in mind, I am sure about it.Chat with me telephones if you like them!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my area! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 4:34 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can you chat with me telephones? Cpe with a lewd miss!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 9:01 p.m.

I'm not one of these stupid gals who need a dependable manwith all types of dull dependable boy stuff.I'm basically different. I'm sure you will want to know how different, haha!I'm all about fun and the naughtiest varieties of it too.I even have dirty pictures of myself not every cutie would post.Just look at them and let's do it.Hit me up telephones if your are ready! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1fFbc4Uf_DuRDQISuWlYBH2LJ1zzNCWrq

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can you chat with me telephones? Cpe with a lewd miss!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 4:57 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wanna saucy occasional meeting telephones tonight, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

This is your lucky chance right here, I kid you not.Just like you I've tried a couple of them adult dating sitesand I know how awful all these scams can feel.So why don't we cut out all this rubbish and just you know, date?Plain and simple! There's a dissolute pussycat sitting right here,bored out of her mind, and with piquant personal photos you can see right now!Your move, big boy! I'll be waiting for you right here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Kt-99PqxhXIUUW0nREnRbE3TCqm8_EYg or message me telephones

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna saucy occasional meeting telephones tonight, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 2:42 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Deep relationships are boring? telephones Wining and dining? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:24 p.m.

You were totally in love with her and then she left ya?Ain't gonna take place with a chick like me. We'll play it by our rules.Who needs that crap anyway?We'll take it easy, chill, and just have all the fun we want.Discreet and casual, love muscle! We'll just do it when we both feel like it.When in the saucy playful mood I mean!A hot night in is on its way, just check out my piquant photos and message me telephones right now… https://drive.google.com/open?id=1yoW43FWowQoYpONVrRbzuzto0FLOCs_m

Spammer

  • Subject: Finally located you! telephones Remember me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:06 p.m.

We used to communicate some time ago and you told you'll stay in touch.I had to open another profile and lost contact with you.View my new profile with old and new stunning picsand I'll add you to friends.Or you can message me telephones https://drive.google.com/open?id=1x7Eyv8ZR5oVMP4BzKUcQWiJI2wSa-H2OSee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Deep relationships are boring? telephones Wining and dining? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 10:05 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A one night stand with a married girl, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

I know, you're probably thinking she's mad.But hey what's out life without a bit of jolly.I thought I'd go online and find a hot big boy just like youand add that very spice to my life.But you shouldn't be concerned about this.What you really need to consider is all my candid and spicy pictures I got on my page https://drive.google.com/open?id=1iw7kSFeEmHnJ-ZmEeDEX1m5B3CWWFqXH.Seriously, would you resist a woman like that?

Spammer

  • Subject: Perfect night with telephones two hot sluts online
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:42 p.m.

Hi, hunk!My very first experience of adult dating online proved to fantastic!I want to share the link with you, because here you will facedozens of sexy chicks that are ready to die for a good dick!They have no petty rules and you can enjoy the wildest dreams with them. telephones https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jrL8KB8T32H65UKE8hBoCe7zKICV7TP3

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A one night stand with a married girl, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 9:40 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have awesome news for you, recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:48 p.m.

It's been a long time ago just to make sure that you remember who I am? examine my profile.Ive got recent and old piquant pics there https://drive.google.com/open?id=1kS8redINgwLFrmig61zJvchwOBvgjIgK , those that you loved most.Let me know when you a're back!

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your ideal, find out now!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:45 p.m.

Do you believe that somewhere out there there's that special cutiewho is your perfect match in any smallest thing?I'm sure I can be your prize match.Don't take my word for it, see my page https://drive.google.com/open?id=1kTrCEW0JjcmI9tHsk_y9KwqgYGf62-uX and some mind-lowing pictures right here,I posted them just recently.I am so fed up with having nobody around,I'll try real hard to be your perfect one!Who knows, I can literally be next door to you this minute.And just dream up what can happen next!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have awesome news for you, recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 4:45 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Looking for foxy personals just for the videos? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:15 p.m.

I know the thing. Going through adult personals and profiles of bored singles in your areajust to see the photos or videos they have made available.How about my flirty photographs then?I am sure they will inspire you to do a lot more than just browsing through the photos https://drive.google.com/open?id=179oIz4kStIGoK0ahaUxFsyvfLszeK_iW.Who knows your ideal adventure could be just a click away!Local joy is less hard to find than you think. Let's talk about it,don't wait, drop me a line right here this is your moment

Spammer

  • Subject: Feel a regular relationship is too much stress? Me too!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:37 p.m.

Really, who has the time and the health for this relationship thing right now?I know I don't. But there is something I do have a need for!You may have grasped already lol.Let's drop all this responsibility stuff and just have a cool time.No need to think about giving me diamonds or remembering my birthday.Good old-fashioned joy between the sheets, that's what I'm interested in!Check out my absolutely sassy pictures here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1T6nCAcY1UhAurM9fx8JR5ba5_q3JJDpg , let's get this going!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Looking for foxy personals just for the videos? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 9:28 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: See the fresh sexy vids in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

You should know, I caught a glimpse of you online and could not resist emailing you. I'd like to get to know you better.Check out my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1RDVHsVAxVdgfup7cPqr8Iw_sLlogweBG with recent sexy vids and let me know how you find me!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: See the fresh sexy vids in my profile!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 5:46 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello, women's man. Lonely? I'm totally bored, let's have some fun!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:33 p.m.

Look, it's all the same stuff for me.I wake up, I do my job, later I go home bla bla.I just thought, damn, I'm too beautiful to blow my life so!So right now I'm prepared just about anything fun.I have this profile right here, I believe we click together andyou know, you could be in for some really fantastictime you'll be telling your friendsabout haha.we'll see how it works out! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1aaA0qCZU4K_vBJSXssn2s8rT0HcKjOuh

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello, women's man. Lonely? I'm totally bored, let's have some fun!
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 7:02 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Matthew Woodard
CEO, MNesty, LLC