The colloquy of Lauren Ingram

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Lauren Ingram and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Canadian Online Meds
  • On: Jan. 6, 2018, 10:36 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Canadian Online Meds
  • On: Jan. 6, 2018, 10:36 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk.
  • On: May 8, 2018, 12:17 p.m.

Hi *andrewscheller.co.uk <http://andrewscheller.co.uk> *Team,

It’s my Pleasure to write you this email.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk.
  • On: May 8, 2018, 8:33 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: May 10, 2018, 11:45 a.m.

Dear Lauren,

Thanks for showing interest in our service.

Lauren, I was analyzing your website andrewscheller.co.uk and found lots of technical errors which are hampering your website's performance.

Let me share few of the important technical errors below:

Social media presence is poor

Description metatag not found

Keywords metatag not found

Text to HTML ratio is below 20%

HTML errors found

Web analytics tools not found

Robots.txt file missing

Sitemap not found

No high resolution icon found

404 error page missing

SSL error

Canonicalization error and many more

Another important thing is your online traffic flow is constantly decreasing because non of your important keywords are on the 1st page of Google.

In order to increase your traffic as well as business, you need to place your website on the 1st page of Google. After you sign up with us, we will be assigning you a project manager who will be doing an in-depth analysis of your website to find out the best set of keywords to promote them.

We are very flexible when it comes to pricing. I would appreciate if you could let me know your budget that you want to invest on your website so that I can prepare a customize plan for you providing the best possible deliverable.

Please let me know if you have any query, I would be glad to help you with the same.

Looking forward to your quick response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: May 10, 2018, 4:25 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: May 31, 2018, 8:02 a.m.

Hello Lauren,

Hope you are doing well!

Any update for me regarding your website promotion?

Looking forward to your positive response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: May 31, 2018, 10:26 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: May 31, 2018, 10:54 a.m.

Dear Lauren,

Thanks for writing back to me.

Our Head Office is in the USA and corporate office is in India.

Please visit our website in order to know more about us: v3dmsolutions.com

For your better understanding, I am sending you our step by step work process. Kindly have a look.

1. Initial Analysis and Road Map Preparation

2. Technical error fixation - To make your website Google friendly.

3. Keyword selection – To find out the best productive keywords.

4. Off-page optimization –Back-end activities for Google ranking.

5. On-page optimization – To make it ready for promotion.

6. Quality Back Link submission

7. Social media promotion and many more..

Believe me, you will be going to see a drastic improvement once we will implement our diversified SEO strategies. Definitely, we will increase your traffic flow, visibility and ranking over time. I am sure you will love our work process.

Kindly let me know if you have any further question for me regarding the same. Please provide me your contact no / skype ID / Whatsapp no. to have a brief discussion about your requirements and what will be our plan of action.

Looking forward to your quick response to take it further.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: May 31, 2018, 11:11 a.m.

Dear Lauren,

Thanks for writing back to me.

Our Head Office is in the USA and corporate office is in India.

Please visit our website in order to know more about us: v3dmsolutions.com

For your better understanding, I am sending you our step by step work process. Kindly have a look.

1. Initial Analysis and Road Map Preparation

2. Technical error fixation - To make your website Google friendly.

3. Keyword selection – To find out the best productive keywords.

4. Off-page optimization –Back-end activities for Google ranking.

5. On-page optimization – To make it ready for promotion.

6. Quality Back Link submission

7. Social media promotion and many more..

Believe me, you will be going to see a drastic improvement once we will implement our diversified SEO strategies. Definitely, we will increase your traffic flow, visibility and ranking over time. I am sure you will love our work process.

Kindly let me know if you have any further question for me regarding the same. Please provide me your contact no / skype ID / Whatsapp no. to have a brief discussion about your requirements and what will be our plan of action.

Looking forward to your quick response to take it further.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: May 31, 2018, 1:56 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: June 2, 2018, 6:43 a.m.

Dear Lauren,

Thanks for your response.

What best I can do for you is prepare a customized plan according to your budget.

I would appreciate if you could let me know your comfortable budget so that I can see what best I can offer you.

Please let me know if you have any further querie.

Looking forward to your quick response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: June 2, 2018, 7:05 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: June 2, 2018, 8:14 a.m.

Sure Lauren,

You can go through our website to know more about service: v3dmsolutions.com

Lauren, you don't need to worry about the budget at all as I can prepare a best customized plan for you with the best possible deal.

Looking forward to your quick response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: June 2, 2018, 10:38 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: June 4, 2018, 11:41 a.m.

Dear Lauren,

Hope you are doing well!

Please let me know of we are good to start the campaign now?

I believe, I have addressed all your queries well!

Please let me know if you have any further query or we should start the campaign.

Looking forward to your quick response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: June 4, 2018, 5:46 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: June 4, 2018, 5:56 p.m.

Dear Lauren,

You have been asking me this particular question again and again. Please let me know if you are really interested to promote your website or not.

Looking forward to your quick response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: June 4, 2018, 8:40 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: June 8, 2018, 5:52 a.m.

Dear Lauren,

Hope you are doing well!

Any update for me regarding your website promotion?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Analysis Report for your andrewscheller.co.uk
  • On: June 8, 2018, 8:20 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Solve your howweddingrings.co.uk ‘s error fixations.
  • On: June 8, 2018, 12:42 p.m.

Dear howweddingrings.co.uk Team,

I hope you are the right person to discuss about the Optimization of your
company’s Website.

I am an SEO strategist from a leading SEO Company and want to share a few
things about your website that can improve your search engine visibility
and can convert your potential customers into genuine buyers, who won’t
hesitate to reach their pockets for your products or services. Furthermore,
I want to discuss why you are not getting more organic Search Engine
traffic for howweddingrings.co.uk that I observed while visiting.

1. The website needs quality Back links in more quantity. This can be
increased by proper off- page optimization.
2. Primary keywords should be added in meta- title, description, and
keyword tag to help identify the topic of your webpage.

*If you want to know more about your website errors, then we can provide
you the Website Audit Report as per your request.*

Isaac Nobuo
Business Development Manager
____________________________________________________________
_______________________

Note: If you find this email unsolicited, please reply with “REMOVE” in the
subject line and we will take care that you don’t receive any further
promotional mail.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Solve your howweddingrings.co.uk ‘s error fixations.
  • On: June 8, 2018, 7:44 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE-Ethical website campaign for howweddingrings.co.uk
  • On: June 12, 2018, 12:50 p.m.

Hello,

Hope you are doing well,

We have a team of developers who are not only proficient but also masters
in their own work profile. We have developed many projects on Website. Also
have 100+ repeated clients.

We are working on different technologies like PHP, Web Application,
e-Commerce Website design & Promotions, CMS and many others. If you have
any type of requirement please do let us know. We assure you we’ll never
disappoint you.

*Our Services:*

• *Website Design & Maintenance*

*• Mobile Apps Development*

*• Web Application Development*

*• E-Commerce Website Design*

Please let me know, if you are interested in any services so please share
your requirement then i will send you more details about pricing, project
plan etc.

Looking forward to your Kind response.

If you find this intuitive, then please ask for a *Website Analysis Report*
where a detailed insight with deliverable will be mentioned.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE-Ethical website campaign for howweddingrings.co.uk
  • On: June 12, 2018, 8:38 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Lauren Ingram
CEO, MNesty, LLC