The colloquy of Christopher Harris

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christopher Harris and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Beneficiary.
  • On: June 21, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

Dear Beneficiary.

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your message. World Bank
is eradicating poverty in America, Asia, Europe, Russia, and Africa.

You may be surprised to receive this Email, we want to inform you that your Email was listed among the beneficiaries.Your total fund of
($2.5M USD) was registered with TNT Delivery company.It will be delivered to you residence in 72 hours

Note this fund will be handed over to you in person
at the address you will provide below. the fund must get to
your address within 72 hours once you confirm your receiving address as
demanded below.

RECEIVER'S NAME:_____________
DELIVERY ADDRESS:___________
DIRECT CELL NUMBER:_________
COUNTRY:___________________
OCCUPATION:____________
E-MAIL (1):___________
E-MAIL (2):___________
SEX:________
ID CARD:________

Contact TNT agent Mr. Ibrahim Dada with the requested information, Ask him how you can get your Fund of (US$2.500,000.00.).

contact person:Mr. Ibrahim Dada
TNT company Office
E-mail:[email protected]
Call:+229 99 50 2229

JIM YONG KIM
WORLD BANK GROUP

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary.
  • On: June 21, 2017, 5:45 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Christopher Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi,
  • On: July 6, 2017, 11:59 a.m.

Hi my awesome pen-friend,I hope that our meeting will be interesting. Myname Marina, iam 41 y.o. I live in Syberia, this is center of big Russland.I'm not little girl to believe in the beautiful story of love. But i wantto love and be loved. I want to change my life. I work as an accountant ina travel agency. I traveled already to Greece, Turkey, Spain. I think myEnglish is good. At school it was required lessons. I don't think therewill be any misunderstanding between us. I'm waiting for your mail to myemail. Yours faithfully, Marinusya,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi,
  • On: July 6, 2017, 8:28 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Christopher Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings!
  • On: July 21, 2017, 2:39 a.m.

Greetings. Respected stranger, I wish to know how much you are interestingin searching and getting acquainted with new and wonderful woman? My nameis Natalya. I hope to your like my foto. I am also find someone with whommy life will calm and remarkable. I am very cheerful, kindly and positivegirl. But I am still single and already very tired of kind of life. So Iwent to a dating site and get you email. In fact, I'm search for real manfor a serious friendship and even wedding in future. The main is my goal -I want to find a lover to my lonely life! I very hope that you are justsuch a man. I'll be happy if we can find our common interests and ourmeeting is most wonderful moment in our future life. Now I do not know howmuch you are interested in continue our dialogue therefore more detail Iwrite about myself later! I'll wait for your answer! See you later, Nataloka

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day!
  • On: Aug. 6, 2017, 11:14 a.m.

Hi!, We returning back regarding application on a careerbuilder.com forcareer opportunity of Manager of Purchasing. PAYMENT RANGE: $94,300.00 to$118,800.00 / A Year TYPE OF JOB: Home based position OPEN PERIOD: For LongTerm Base Responsibilities and Duties contain: - Secures quotes fromqualified vendors of necessary resources to negotiate most favorable costterms and services to do production plan - Do plans and temporize long termcontracts and terms - Maintain supply chain activity including controllingsupplier selection - Inducting, evaluating and tracking vendors price,quality, and delivery improvement initiatives - Look over logistics to besure of products timely shipment with necessary documentation NecessarySkills: - Must be detail oriented, methodical and well organized - Abilityto do duties in a group environment - Have an ability to build morale andgroup commitments to goals and objectives - Have an ability to workflexible schedule, overtime, weekends - Working knowledge of MicrosoftOffice Outlook Excel Word and office equipment - Legal driver's license andDriver experience is necessary Please, submit your Resume if you want tohave more details or apply to our email address __ ATTENTION! Onlycandidates with resume will be considered!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day!
  • On: Aug. 6, 2017, 12:09 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings!
  • On: Aug. 7, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

Good morning dear stranger!How are you doing? My parents gave me a nameTatyana, I am 30 years old. I saw your profile on a date web site and it ismade me happy. I would be very pleased to share with you information aboutme. I live in Russia, in the southern part of this country. My house islocated in Rzhev - small beatifull village. I am proud that I live here,but there is a problem. Although country where i live big enough, but thereare no decent men for serious-relationship. I am a alone beautiful girl anddreams of a nice man from USA for for love, To whom I can give my love andcare! I do not want feel myself so alone and spend my life meaningless. Iam a modern girl and I believe it is very good, we online can meet and getto know other people at the moment, while remaining at the home. I am gladto have the modern technology. I want to know more about you. If you thinkI am attractive girl, tell me please something about you. What do you do inyour life? What do you like? What are your hobbies? And something yet.Please send me your photos. Maybe we will both have an interestingintroduction! I will wait for your quick answer with great impatience.Please do not let me be alone. honestly, Tanusik. In hope see your quickresponse.

Spammer

  • Subject: Part-time vacancy!
  • On: Aug. 8, 2017, 8:18 p.m.

Hi! We returning back concerning request on a Careers web-site for openingof Purchasing Coordinator PAYMENT RANGE: $96,066 - $107,576 yearly WORKTYPE: Home based position OPEN PERIOD: Long Term General Responsibilitiesand Duties contain: - Secures quotes from qualified vendors of requiredmaterials to obtain most favorable prices and services to do productionplan - Plan and temporize long term contracts - Monitor supply chaininitiatives including controlling supplier selection - Inducting, valuatingand tracking vendors cost, quality, and delivery improvement initiatives -Look over logistics to insure goods timely delivery with properdocumentation Skills and Competencies: - Must be detail oriented,methodical and well organized - Be able to do duties in a team - Ability tobuild morale and group commitments to goals and objectives - Ability towork flexible schedule, overtime, weekends - Skills of Microsoft Office(Outlook; Excel; Word) and office equipment - Legal DL and Driverbackground is needed Please, add your Resume if you are interested.Attention. Only candidates with resume will be reviewed and reached!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Part-time vacancy!
  • On: Aug. 8, 2017, 11:29 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutti stranger,
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 12:11 p.m.

Hey hey my dear pen-friend, My name Larissa. I hope I'm not distract youwith my letter. I am an simple woman, I'm 33 y.o. I am lonely girl for yearand am looking for seeking a boyfriend for life. I want to get acquaintedwith the good man, to build relationships and become good lovers. I livealone in my apartment! Also in in the evenings I am studying a amateurphotography! His free time I dedicate to self-development and readingliterature. I'm a kind, cheerful woman without bad habits. but, I'm not anangel, so with me you will not be bored. I do not like conflict. I likeyour profile and I want to learn more about you. I will give you my foto!.If you're you like and you too are looking for a wife, you write me! I lookforward to a your letter! If I disturbed you with my letter, I ask a sorry!I'll wait for your reply and I hope what do you pen me soon. Larchik

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutti stranger,
  • On: Aug. 16, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Christopher Harris
CEO, MNesty, LLC