The colloquy of Ronald Lambert

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Ronald Lambert and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Feisty woman searching for decent guy
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 8:38 p.m.

Hey there, U can call me desperately rosy, but I do have a great feeling bout ya.My name is Sofi.I am looking for a partner that will be able to love. I am sick & tired of feeling friendless.I wanna find somebody that cares, somebody who listens.I am a kindhearted woman, I deserve love and passion.I am valiant, supple, hard-working and consistently quick-witted.Ive serious aims, Im not here to play around.I yearn for a committed relationship with the amicable person whom Ill end up getting married with.What do I look like?I am simply gonna email u a picture,I dislike trying to describe myself. So, enough talking bout me, lets talk bout ya.How old are you? Where do you live? Whats the biggest dream?What qualities do you want in a girl?Im waiting for your letter to [email protected], I would love to receive it as soon as possible.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Feisty woman searching for decent guy
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 9:41 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: greetings and salutations Ronald, How've you been???
  • On: Nov. 17, 2018, 2:15 p.m.

Hello Ronald, it`s Olena.

What’s up? Many thanks for reply. Iam very happy after read your letters)))))

How is the weather in your city ?
As for us, we have a cold autumn this year. I thought it would be warmer in november;-)))

If I`ve some mistakes in my letter, please don`t be too strict to me.
I`ve never had an experience in correspondence with a man in the internet.
I'm speaking from my heart & I'm honest with you that
I am really looking for a true love and serious relations.

Ok, I'm 31 years old.
My real name is Olena. Nice to meet you:-))
Ronald, you`ve a very beautiful name;-)))))

Well, I live in an apartment belonging to my parents.
I`m working as the Secretary. I`ve never been married and I`ve no children.
I like to do different kinds of sport: swimming, aerobics and running.
I think that every person should keep fit and be in a good shape.
I visit the gym two times a week. (Tuesday and thursday). By the by. The day before yesterday I was very tired at the gym:))))
I hold my body in the healthy form. Write to me Ronald. Do you do sports in your life now?

Tell me about something interesting, you like to do.
May be it`ll be your hobby and interests?
Where do you live now? Tell me as much as possible about yourself.
I have sent you my picture. I hope you`ll like it:)
I`ll be waiting for your email and more your photos:-))
What are you doing this weekend?

Bye-Bye.

Best regards, Olena.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: greetings and salutations Ronald, How've you been???
  • On: Nov. 17, 2018, 11:19 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only hoping for a serious relationship with a good fellow
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:13 p.m.

I'm tired of males that can't stop playing mind games,I'm sick of waiting for a guy to pull me out of my loneness and that's why I'm reaching out to you.I'm the one getting the ball rolling because your dating site user profile seemed too perfect to be true.Are you actually real?P.S. I'm forwarding you my latest photos to prove that I'm not a fake as well – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1J_9rlaFQt4wKxPBGrRPmkYjb4Nx7oXIq

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only hoping for a serious relationship with a good fellow
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:33 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my neighborhood! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:28 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from office every day and not knowing anybodyto have fun with, you know, in a fun way?I absolutely detest this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My today's passionate private pics and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1qbljX82ECle_Lxt0EcwadMfBkck16yib I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of time I have in mind, I am sure about it.Contact me telephones if you like them!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my neighborhood! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 7:13 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: What if you messege me telephones? Handle a wild lady!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 9 p.m.

I'm not one of these dull cuties who need a wonderful guywith all varieties of tiresome reliable boy stuff.I'm entirely different. I suppose you will want to know how different, haha!I'm all about fun and the wickedest kinds of it too.I even got dirty pics of myself not every miss would post.Just check them out and let's do it.Hit me up telephones if your are ready! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1wuG9PA9BLhLNo0XPOSu4oKsEEwTiitWN

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: What if you messege me telephones? Handle a wild lady!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 10:14 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wanna wicked discreet date telephones tonight, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

This is your lucky thing right here, I kid you not.Just like you I've tried some of them adult dating sitesand I know how bugging all these scams can feel.So why don't we cut out all this garbage and just you know, date?Plain and simple! There's a horny cutie sitting right here,bored out of her mind, and with spicy pics you can browse right now!Your move, stud! I'll be waiting for you here https://drive.google.com/open?id=18N1aWwvjcy6wv8hi3FQ00-K0RiEAUWDj or write me telephones

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna wicked discreet date telephones tonight, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 1:10 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Profound relationships are boring? telephones Romance? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:28 p.m.

You were head over heels in love with that girl and then she ditched ya?Ain't gonna be like this with a lady like me. We'll play it by our rules.Who needs that bullcrap anyway?We'll take it easy, unwind, and just have all the fun we want.Discreet and casual, dude! We'll just do it when we both want it.When in the saucy teasing mood I mean!A steamy night in is on its way, just view my mind-lowing pictures and text me telephones right now… https://drive.google.com/open?id=1fRmj5qBMBDnHMQqJHU1WC2TpsLaXdkXi

Spammer

  • Subject: Finally found you! telephones Remember me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:06 p.m.

We used to talk some time ago and you told you'll be in touch.I had to change my profile and lost contact with you.Enjoy my latest profile with old and new mind-lowing picsand I'll add you to friends.Or you can sms me telephones https://drive.google.com/open?id=13OxN5fe5iYliGLyryINrv4nY5eLa6AADSee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Profound relationships are boring? telephones Romance? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:45 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A hookup with a married baby, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

I know, you're probably thinking she's disturbed.But hey what's out life without a bit of fun.I thought I'd go online and find a hot playboy just like youand add that very spice to my life.But you shouldn't be concerned about this.What you really need to consider is all my candid and fiery pictures I got right here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1N1AvgbPSKT8GRn1e-f9CoEnZ71WPb704.Seriously, would you resist a beauty like that?

Spammer

  • Subject: Mind-blowing night with telephones two hot babes online
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:43 p.m.

Howdy, man!My very first experience of adult dating online proved to fantastic!I want to share the link with you, because here you will meetscores of hot girls that are ready to die for a good prick!They have no silly restrictions and you can realize the dirtiest dreams with them. telephones https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Uc9to_1DqCrEnoL7b7OSweRO20aOTgO4

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A hookup with a married baby, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 11:09 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have cool news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:49 p.m.

It's been a lot time just to make sure that you know who I am? view my profile.Ive got new and old naked pics there https://drive.google.com/open?id=17v582-xaf93j_y4Bqd_qQNz3VfbF7Key , those that you treasured most.Let me know when you a're there!

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your ideal, find out now!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

Do you believe that somewhere out there there's that special cutiewho is your perfect match in any most little thing?I'm sure I can be your prize match.Don't take my word for it, see my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uXe5nH8BLeVTogOHoamu64GIHfbetQzI and some naked pictures right here,I posted them just today.I am so fed up with having nobody around,I'll try real hard to be your best one!Who knows, I can literally be next door to you this minute.And just picture what can occur next!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have cool news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 10:54 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Browsing saucy personals just for the photos? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:12 p.m.

I know the emotion. Going through adult personals and profiles of lonely singles in your areajust to see the photos or videos they have uploaded.How about my glowing photos then?I am sure they will inspire you to do a lot more than just going through the photos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1CCBVhN5F-xU26oGg0dvks6rVGWmHuqMa.Who knows your ideal adventure could be just a few moments away!Local fun is less hard to find than you think. Let's talk about it,don't wait, contact me right here this is your opportunity

Spammer

  • Subject: Figure a regular relationship is too much strain? Me too!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:37 p.m.

Really, who has the time and the health for this relationship stuff these days?I know I don't. But there is something I do have time for!You may have got already lol.Let's drop all this responsibility stuff and just have a mind-blowing time.No need to think about giving me flowers or remembering my birthday.Good old-fashioned joy between the sheets, that's what I'm crazy about!See my totally mind-lowing photos here https://drive.google.com/open?id=12bkOCEADfX_EWv7taFjUYQZUZ3LQdAut , let's get this going!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Browsing saucy personals just for the photos? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 9:35 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Have a look at the latest thrilling vids in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

You should know, I saw you online and could not keep from writing you you. It would be great to get to know you better.View my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=11M-FJxpVExQN7eWCptc1qRgOLXVbWzyV with recent thrilling pictures and let me know how you feel about me!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Have a look at the latest thrilling vids in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:41 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello, male. Bored? I'm absolutely bored, let's hang out!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:34 p.m.

You know, it's all the same stuff for me.I wake up, I do my job, next I go to my place bla bla.I just thought, hey, I'm too hot to blow my life like that!So right now I'm prepared just about anything fun.I have got a new profile right here, I believe we click together andyou know, you could be in for some really naughtytime you'll be telling your friendsabout haha.we'll see how it works out! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1KWsXVloVWbRaBksDxkCL77W3i9NDuRaT

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello, male. Bored? I'm absolutely bored, let's hang out!
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 1:34 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Ronald Lambert
CEO, MNesty, LLC