The colloquy of Cole Browning

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Cole Browning and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Hey hey my awesome mate.
  • On: June 21, 2017, 5:53 a.m.

Woha my new mate! How are you? I hope you are OK and you will be glad to respond to my letter. I am enourmously excited that I’ve got an opportunity to to get in contact with you. I am Yuliya. Maybe you have realized where I am from judging by my name. I come from a large wonderful land Russia. My age is 31. I’m want to find a man for true aminty and possibly for committed relaitonships. If you liked me and got interested in me, I will be glad to get your respond. I belive you will not let the lonely girl to get bored. I will impatiently wait for your message as soon as may be. If you respond me, I will send you more images of me. So we will be able to see each other better and get to know each other more closely. I believe you will also forward me your picture and give me some information about yourself. I’d be delighted to learn more information about you. I wish you a lucky day and good mood. I am expecting a letter from you. Yulushka!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey hey my awesome mate.
  • On: June 21, 2017, 5:53 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Cole Browning
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Cole Hi!
  • On: June 21, 2017, 4:37 p.m.

Cole Hello.
Cole, I am glad that you responded to my message. I really hope we will continue to communicate.
I saw your email address on a dating site and I decided to write a letter for you!
I'll tell you about myself and i will send my pictures.
Unfortunately, life circumstances have forced me to be alone.
I do not have a serious relationship for a few years time.
I am a free woman, I have never been married! I have no children!
You were married ? Do you have children?
I'll tell you about myself!
I live in Russia in the Perm region! The city where I live is called the Krasnovishersk, I guess you did not hear about my city ...
My name is Yuliya. My age 31 years. I was born on May 20, 1986!
I want to say that the age for me it does not matter!
As you understand, I'm seeking a man I am looking for my life partner!
I'm looking for a man you can trust. Who will love and respect me!
I want to find a great love and a serious relationship.
I am only interested honest, kind and considerate man!
For me the most important thing in a relationship is honesty!
For me does not matter the external beauty of a man. And I do not consider myself a supermodel.
I am a simple woman and I'm well-mannered!
Now the main thing for me is to get acquainted with the man for creation of strong and happy family!
I hope you understand me. Tell me that the most important for you in a relationship between a man and a woman?
I want to know, do you open for a serious relationship?
I hope that we will communicate. I want to have a dialogue with you!
I hope that you are interested to know me better!
I would be pleased if you tell me more about your life, about your hobbies!
I'm curious to know about your plans for the future!
I'll be glad if you are interested in my letter.
I hope that soon you will answer me.
I send you my photo! And of course I'll be happy to see your photos!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Cole Hi!
  • On: June 21, 2017, 11:19 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Cole Browning
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello Dear Cole!
  • On: July 3, 2017, 10:13 a.m.

Hello my dear Cole!!! :-* I want to know how are you?
I hope that you are in perfect health!
My dear, I wrote you a letter, and I was waiting for your reply to my letter to you!
But I have not received your reply to my letter!
I hope you will have time to read my letter and I hope you will respond to my letters to you!
I'll wait !
Now I kiss you! Your Yuliya.

Spammer

  • Subject: Cole hello
  • On: July 10, 2017, 2:02 p.m.

Hello Cole! How are you ? Are you all right ?
My dear, I wrote you a letter, and I was waiting for your reply to my letter to you!
But I have not received your reply to my letter!
Let's continue our dialogue! I'll tell you about myself and about my life!
I hope you will have time to read my letter and I hope you will respond to my letters to you! I'll wait !
Now I kiss you! Your Yuliya.

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello Dear Cole!
  • On: July 17, 2017, 11:50 a.m.

Hello my dear Cole!
How are you? I wrote you a letter, but you not answered it!
I really hope you got it.
I'll be glad if you find the time to reply to my letter to you!
Now I will really wait for your answer! ))

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello Dear Cole!
  • On: July 24, 2017, 3:46 p.m.

Hi my friend Cole!
I apologize for writing a letter to you again!
I still have not received an answer from you, and maybe you just have not received my letter yet.
I really wanted to meet you and i wrote you a great message, where I described in detail about myself.
Maybe you do not have time to reply or you did not like me?
Please let me know!
If something is wrong, just tell me about it, I'll understand everything.
I still hope that you will answer me!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello Dear Cole!
  • On: July 31, 2017, 1:13 p.m.

Hello my dear Cole!!! :-* I want to know how are you?
I hope that you are in perfect health!
My dear, I wrote you a letter, and I was waiting for your reply to my letter to you!
But I have not received your reply to my letter!
I hope you will have time to read my letter and I hope you will respond to my letters to you!
I'll wait !

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Dear Cole!
  • On: July 31, 2017, 5:56 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Cole Browning
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Cole,hоw are you?
  • On: Aug. 1, 2017, 12:40 p.m.

Hello my beautiful friend Cole!!!
Today, it is a great pleasure for me to see your letter !!! My mood has increased by 100 percent !!!

I did not have the opportunity to check mail until this point, my personal laptop is faulty!
I hope this fact does not interfere with our acquaintance, and we will find a way to continue our correspondence!
In the future, I plan to buy a new laptop, and we will be able to communicate more often!
Currently, I have the opportunity to write you letters, only using a computer at work!

It's very pleasant for me that you write to me and give me your attention.
I first get acquainted with a man on the Internet! I will try to tell you in detail about myself in my letters!
I hope for reciprocity!

Now I work in the sales industry, in a small company!
My specialty is at work "manager of a trading hall" where I sell home appliances!
In the store where I work, sell TVs, vacuum cleaners, refrigerators, irons and many other household goods!
I like my work and I always take responsibility for everything I do!
In the city where I live, it's very difficult to find a good job! I for a long time could not find a job in my city !!!
Now everything is fine and I work as a salesman, although I have a medical education!

I moved to Krasnovishersk when I was 18 years old. I went to the College of Medicine.
After graduation, I entered the medical university. My specialty is a pharmacist.
I worked as a pharmacist in a pharmacy for about six months, after the university.
But I quit due to the fact that I received a small salary in the pharmacy, and I did not have enough money to pay rent for my room.
And after graduating from university, I stayed to live in Krasnovishersk.

Krasnovishersk is a very small city, it is located at a distance of 1733 kilometers from Moscow!

I work from 9:00 to 17:00. Of course, I have a lunch break!
Now, at lunch time, I use a computer in the workplace to write you a letter!

I'm not allowed to use a computer in the workplace for personal purposes, but I still find the time to use the Internet!
I hope that you are interested in reading about what I am writing to you!

How many hours a day do you work? Do you like your job?
I really want to know more about you, because I really like our acquaintance !!!
To be honest, I asked for help on the Internet to find my soul mate!
For many reasons I can not find my love in my city!
I had a relationship in the past! I had a man who hurt me, deceiving me!
I was a toy in his hands! I do not want this to happen again!
I really want to love a real man! And for me, nationality does not matter!

Gradually I will tell you everything about myself, but I also want to know everything about your life.
Please, tell me about yourself!

I'm happy that now I have such a wonderful friend like you! Friendship is important in a relationship!
It is very important that a man respects a woman! A woman should respect a man!
You agree with me?

Now I must finish my letter to you !!!
I'll be waiting for your message !!! I will be very happy to see your new photo!
Yours faithfully! Your Yuliya!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Cole,hоw are you?
  • On: Aug. 1, 2017, 11:55 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Cole Browning
CEO, MNesty, LLC