The colloquy of Brian Horne

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Brian Horne and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation dear stranger,
  • On: April 19, 2017, 1:45 p.m.

Salut my dear man. I hope that all is well with you today? My name is Kristina. I'm a cute young woman from Russian Federation. Do you like Russia? Here spring at the moment, this is the beautiful time of year. Spring gives a lot of positive mood and happiness! Do you like spring? I think you are interested to know more about me. In this letter i will share information about me. I'm Kristina as you know, and i'm 30 y.o. My height is 169 cm and weight 54kg. I was born in big Russiaand now i live here. If you like me, please answer me, you can make me very happy! Then i can tell you more about myself. I used the services of a dating agency in my city. I will be glad to meet you. I swear, our dialogue will be amazing, my letters will be very beautiful! We can exchange our pictures, how about this? I finish my letter now, but i will waiting for your fast answer every hour. Yours faithfully, Kristinka

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation dear stranger,
  • On: April 19, 2017, 1:45 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Brian Horne
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello!
  • On: April 24, 2017, 4:39 p.m.

Hello! I wrote you yesterday the letter, but have not received from you the answer! You received this letter? I will put it from below.
Yours faithfully Kristina!

Hello!
Thanks, that you have answered my letter! To me it is very pleasant!
To tell the truth, I at all do not know from what to begin my letter!
If you not against, I tell a little about myself!
My real name Kristina!
I was born in Russia, in city Volsk! My city in Saratov region!
My birthday on July, 21st, 1986! I am 30!
My growth 169 cm! Weight 54 kg! My sign on zodiac Cancer.
And what sign on the zodiac at you?
I never was married and I do not have children!
I try to observe a healthy way of life! I have no bad habits.
I the brought up and cultural person from a decent family.
The thought on acquaintance on the Internet has appeared at me unexpectedly.
We with the girlfriend sat in cafe and drank tea.
My girlfriend has told, that now acquaintance on the Internet more and more popularly among people and she has got acquainted with the husband on a site of acquaintances, her husband from Portugal. Now they are happy!
They are an example for me that it is possible to find the happiness in the Internet!
To tell the truth, I very much hesitate and in general I do not know what to write in the letter.
I am not registered in social networks as me it never interested!
My girlfriend has offered, that I exploited agency of acquaintances.
We went to the agency and I took up several profiles, but I decided to write to you alone.
I do not know, as well as whence they take the information! For me it is the first experience of acquaintance in the Internet!
If I girlfriend, I never would dare at this step! But now we can have dialogue! I long did not know as to write to you, but I have decided to make this step!
Certainly I am confused a little and in general I do not know what to write in the letter.
I wish to tell to you at once, that I search in the man.
I hope for your decency and respect because I search for love and sincere relations.
For me it is important, that the person would be kind, attentive and sympathetic.
I think at you there are these qualities! It seems to me, that at us much in common!
I wish to tell about myself that we could get acquainted with each other!
I live in Russia, later I will tell about city Volsk.
I wrote as above, that I do not have children... And I never was married!
I hope you correctly you understand me and my English language.
I learn English from an early age! If you do not understand me, you can take advantage of the translator!
You can look at my photo to see my physical data.
I have many interests.
I like all new!
At me good sense of humour.
I think, that in the future you can be convinced of it.
I will be glad to answer any questions which you interest.
It is very interesting to me to learn more about you, about your life, interests and the country in which you live.
If to you interestingly our acquaintance I wait for your letter and a photo :-)
Yours faithfully, Kristina.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello!
  • On: April 25, 2017, 4:09 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Brian Horne
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Happy weekend
  • On: May 6, 2017, 9:32 a.m.

Hello!
Today Saturday, and it means, that the end of my working week has come!
I like to work, and I like to work. I practically do not have time for rest!
Only on Sunday, and I usually in the day surrounded with my family.
But now we will have 3 Weekend, this Sunday, Monday and Tuesday. It is connected with our holiday which Day of the Victory in great domestic war is called, it 72 anniversary of a victory. You heard about this holiday in our country?
I will try to come to work on Monday because I have a few works, probably I will come for work for some minutes and I will try to write to you.
Soon I will go home, and I cannot write, because my laptop does not work.
Excuse, if I have not answered all your questions, now I have not enough time
And I need to finish the work, because today at us the short working day.
I wish you good days off!!!!!
I will answer, as soon as at me will be a few free time! Please, write to me on e-mail!!!
I wish you sunny days and heat!

Kristina!!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Happy weekend
  • On: May 6, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Brian Horne
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I wish you good day!!!
  • On: May 15, 2017, 9:14 a.m.

Hello!!! Today I have checked up mail,
But I did not see your letter. Perhaps, you are very occupied right now,
But I hope, that you will find time to write to me. I with impatience
Your letter will wait. Very much I hope to see today
Your letter. Kristina!!!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I wish you good day!!!
  • On: May 15, 2017, 9:21 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Brian Horne
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How are you?!!!
  • On: May 23, 2017, 9:35 a.m.

Hello!
How are you? I did not receive the letter from you, why??
I hope, what you will read this letter and at once to me will answer?
I will wait from you the letter and answers to mine the previous letter.
Kristina!!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How are you?!!!
  • On: May 23, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Brian Horne
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello!!!
  • On: May 29, 2017, 9:03 a.m.

Hello!!!
Today I have checked up mail and your letter there was in a folder a spam.
I hope, what you have received my previous letter?
With impatience I will wait from you for the answer.
Kristina!!!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello!!!
  • On: May 29, 2017, 4:36 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Brian Horne
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello! Good weekend!!
  • On: June 3, 2017, 11:29 a.m.

Hello!!! How are you??? Today Saturday, and I has decided to write to you and to wish good weekend!!!
I hope, that you will receive this letter and will answer me.
I wish you good mood and good weekend. I with impatience will wait,
To see your letters. Please, write to me!!!!!
Kristina!!!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello! Good weekend!!
  • On: June 3, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Brian Horne
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello))
  • On: June 7, 2017, 11:25 a.m.

Hello!!!
How are you?? Very much it is pleasant to me when you answer me often, it is interesting to me as there has passed your day! I try to check often the mail box in hope to see from you the letter. Write to me, I will wait from you the letter! And if you have not answered me my previous letter I will wait answers to my questions!!! Well???
Kristina!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello!!!
  • On: June 13, 2017, 5:28 p.m.

Hello!!!
How are you??? I hope, what at you all is good??? I will hope and wait, that you will answer my previous letter!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello!!!
  • On: June 17, 2017, 1 p.m.

Hello!! How are you!!
How you feel today yourself??? I did not receive from you the letter. Why??? I will hope, that you will find a free time to write to me!
I will wait your letter!!
Kristina!!!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello!!!
  • On: June 26, 2017, 7:56 a.m.

Hello!!!
I do not know why, but my letter has got to a folder a spam and I have not received the answer to my previous letter! I will hope, that you will answer me and we will continue our correspondence!
Kristina!!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello how are you!
  • On: July 5, 2017, 5:34 p.m.

Hello!! Today at me good mood and I have decided to send you the kiss!!!! I hope, what you have received my previous letter?
With impatience I will wait from you for the answer.
Kristina!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello!
  • On: July 12, 2017, 11:45 a.m.

Hello!
Today I have checked up mail and your letter have fallen in a folder a spam, I do not know why, but I have not received the answer to my previous letter!!! In any case I will wait from you the letter and I hope, that I will receive the answer to my previous letter.
Kristina!!!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi!
  • On: July 18, 2017, 10:31 a.m.

Hello!
I wish you good day and I will hope, what you have not forgotten about me?? I will wait the answer to my previous letter!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello!
  • On: July 25, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

Hello!!
Today at me good mood and I have decided to share the smile for you! I will hope to receive from you the letter!
Kristina!

Spammer

  • Subject: I wait your letter!
  • On: Aug. 1, 2017, 2:45 p.m.

I have not received from you the letter, why? I will hope, that when you will see my letter, you will answer my previous letter!
Kristina!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I wait your letter!
  • On: Aug. 1, 2017, 8:43 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Brian Horne
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Requested Copy
  • On: Oct. 10, 2017, 10:08 p.m.

Order Confirmation

Hello, Bryan

Thanks for order 940392-3928-2910558
We'll let you know once your item(s) have dispatched. Your estimated delivery date is indicated bellow.

You can check your payment information here

Arriving...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Requested Copy
  • On: Oct. 11, 2017, 4:20 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Brian Horne
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Delivery FAIL!
  • On: May 8, 2018, 1:33 p.m.

Hi.
I've provided an invoice once again, cause there seems to be a problem with the one we received from you. Can you please review it and send it back to me.
Best Regards.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Delivery FAIL!
  • On: May 8, 2018, 9:19 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Brian Horne
CEO, MNesty, LLC