The colloquy of Suzanne Kelly

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Suzanne Kelly and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT
  • On: Aug. 1, 2018, 7:50 p.m.

FROM THE DESK OF
Mr. Anthony Adeiza Adaba
Director International Telex Department
Central Bank Of Nigeria C .B .N
CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT

ATTN:
I am Mr. Anthony Adeiza Adaba the Director International Telex Department C .B .N I
decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office
and the intense nature of polity in Nigeria.This is to inform you about our plan to
send your fund to you via cash Delivery, this system will be easier for you and for
us.

We are going to send your contract part payment of US$15.3. Million to you via
Diplomatic courier service. I have secured every needed document to cover the money.
Note: The Money is coming on 2 security proof boxes, the boxes are sealed with
Synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. I will use my position as The Director
international Telex Department c.b.n to release this fund to You. The boxes are
coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the Boxes to your house address.

All you need to do now Is to send to me:
1. Your full name and house address
2. Your identity such as, international passport or driver's license
3. Your contact phone numbers.

The Diplomatic attached will travel with this required information's For the
delivery of your fund. He will call you immediately he arrives Your country's
airport. I hope you understand me. I will let you know when these consignments will
be lifted, and Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents
of the boxes.

The content was declared to him as Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not
declare money to him, please If he call you and Ask you the contents please tell
them the same thing OK.Contact me immediately and I will let you know how far I have
gone with The arrangement.I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance
Certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic
consignment, which I will dispatch along with the security inner Keys of the
consignments to enable you access these consignments as soon as it delivered to you.

This clearance will make it pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without
hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me
Immediately you receive this message.Please I need your urgent reply because the
boxes are schedule to airlift as soon as we hear from you. Contact me immediately
you receive this message For More Details.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT
  • On: Aug. 1, 2018, 7:50 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Federal Bureau of Investigation
  • On: Aug. 27, 2018, 3:11 p.m.

Federal Bureau of InvestigationAddress: 225 N Humphreys Blvd #3000, Memphis, TN 38120, USAHours: Closed ⋅ Opens 8:15AM MonPhone: +1 901-563-2224

This is to inform you that I have confirmed your mail and your ATM package is ready to be deliver to you by myself, you are to send down the $300 dollars immediately for the anti terrorist clearance certificate so that I will have the ATM card delivered to your address without any hitches. please Emphasize on that (anti terrorist clearance certificate) that is what is holding me to proceed and deliver your funds. And here is the below payment info to send the needed fees today through Walmart to Walmart or Money-Gram transfer remit. 
RECEIVER'S NAME: DAVID ADAMSCOUNTRY: USACITY: HEMETSTATE:  CALIFORNIAAMOUNT: $300 USD ONLYADDRESS: 309 W Latham Ave Apt. DHemet, CA 92543, USA
Send the payment receipt to this office for further action. And be informed that delivery will be made to your address in 48 hours after our confirmation of the payment.
Best Regards,
John BillFBI Special Agent Text and call phone:+1(901) 563-2224

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Federal Bureau of Investigation
  • On: Aug. 27, 2018, 9:41 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: TEXT OR CALL MR Johnson NOW +1(505) 886-5530 ON HOW TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 3:38 p.m.

*WELCOME TO MONEYGRAM MONEY TRANSFER OFFICE COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC*
*MONEYGRAM PAYMENT SYSTEMS WORLDWIDE INC*
*ADDRESS: 02 BP ST MICHEL FACE EGLISE COTONOU*
*EMAIL: [email protected] <[email protected]>*
*PHONE: +1(202) 810-1101 *
*FAX: +1(202) 810-1101 *
*OFFICE CODE:MG001X400T*

*Send Money Worldwide*
*MoneyGram is a convenient way to send money fast. It's easy,*
*Reliable and you have a choice of great options.*

*MONEYGRAM DAILY WIRE TRANSFER NOTIFICATION.*
*SOURCE OF FUND: {MICROSOFT AWARD-WINNING PRIZE} US$2,500,000.00 DOLLARS.*

*Dear Customer *
*Yes I am very sorry for my late response, we were very busy*
*programming the entire funds for daily pick of $5000, and we did*
*receive your email. I write to let you know that we have successfully*
*programmed the entire funds into our system to enable you pick up*
*$5000 daily, we will send you different Reference Number (MTCN) every*
*morning until the total amount valued of $2.5 Million is completely*
*transferred to you.*

*The funds transfers are all in place for you to collect but we have to*
*activate your entire payment due to the huge amount of money involves.*
*Today transfer details are:*

*Money Reference Number (REF): 86333218*
*Sender's First Name: SHORAN*
*Sender's Last Name: ROBINSON*
*MTCN:# 86333218*
*AMOUNT:: $5000*

*https://secure.moneygram.com/track
<https://secure.moneygram.com/track><https://www.google.com/url?q=https%3A%2F%2Fsecure.moneygram.com%2Ftrack&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGSTObTb8izMDVyV7LHg1hCXNoBNQ
<https://www.google.com/url?q=https%3A%2F%2Fsecure.moneygram.com%2Ftrack&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGSTObTb8izMDVyV7LHg1hCXNoBNQ>>*
*and go to track, put in the senders last name and control number, you*
*will see that the money is available for you to pick up, but you*
*cannot receive the money without activation of the transfer due to the*
*large amount involve, the activation fee is $275 You are advised to*
*send this $98 activation fee via Moneygram or western union money*
*transfer to our cashier receiver name mentioned below:*

*RECEIVERS NAME: Innocent Alfred *
*ADDRESS: Lagos Nigerian *
*AMOUNT TO SEND: $,275*
*Sender's name *
*Sender's Address:*
*MTCN...............*

*Please send the money transfer control number(mtcn) along with your*
*full senders name as shown on the Moneygram or western union receipt,*
*once we receive this we shall activate the payment and you will*
*immediately start receiving your funds within 2 hours after*
*activation.*

*You are advised to comply immediately you receive this mail to enable*
*us carry out our duties effectively and urgent as we have schedule*
*because all necessary arrangement has been completed in our end. Is*
*rest assured that immediately we receive the activation fee today, we*
*will activate your entire transfer valued of $2.5 million within 1*
*hours and commence with the release of your daily payment $5,000.00*
*each morning until your fund is completely transferred to you.*

*We are waiting for your speedy responses together with the payment*
*details today to enable us conclude.*

*THANKS AND REMAIN BLESS*
*DIRECTOR. DAVID FERDINAND*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: TEXT OR CALL MR Johnson NOW +1(505) 886-5530 ON HOW TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 9:10 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only searching for a serious relationship with a good guy
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:14 p.m.

I'm sick and tired of men that can't stop playing mind games,I'm tired of waiting for somebody to end my loneliness and that's why I'm writing to you.I'm the one getting the ball rolling because your singles site personal profile seemed too good to be true.Are you actually a real person?P.S. I'm forwarding you my fresh pictures to prove that I'm real as well – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1nXfqSEtiaJOJRobkXfNLqoXa2MI51pNE

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only searching for a serious relationship with a good guy
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 11:50 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my hood! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:28 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from office every day and not knowing anybodyto meet with, you know, in a fun way?I absolutely loathe this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My latest hot snaps and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1votFUyLvYDDKHLgDdhiXz-MiJOKp3FzL I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of time I have in mind, I am sure about it.Text me telephones if you like them!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my hood! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 2:13 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can you chat with me telephones? Tame a dissolute miss!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 9:02 p.m.

I'm not one of these stupid babies who desire a good boywith all types of tedious good boy stuff.I'm basically different. I'm sure you will want to learn how different, haha!I'm know much about fun and the hottest sorts of it too.I even 've got passionate pictures of myself not every girl would post.Just check them out and let's do it.Contact me telephones if your are ready! https://drive.google.com/open?id=19v-eJ6OwxRRSy6KzECbt50fkVThluXpA

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can you chat with me telephones? Tame a dissolute miss!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wanna hot one-time rendezvous telephones this weekend, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

This is your lucky opportunity right here, I kid you not.Just like you I've tried a few of them adult dating sitesand I know how awful all these scams can feel.So why don't we cut out all this rubbish and just you know, meet?Plain and simple! There's a beautiful girl sitting right here,bored out of her mind, and with piquant photos you can explore right now!Your move, lover! I'll be waiting for you here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1FoD-lHmw6vHa93StQ2v6mryGdXL7waw_ or message me telephones

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna hot one-time rendezvous telephones this weekend, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 10:18 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Serious relationships are boring? telephones True love? Ain't everybody got time for that!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:25 p.m.

You were totally in love with that girl and then she ditched ya?Ain't gonna take place with a miss like me. We'll play it by our rules.Who needs that bullshit anyway?We'll take it easy, chill, and just have all the fun we want.Discreet and casual, guy! We'll just do it when we both feel like it.When in the saucy flirty mood I mean!A hot night in is on its way, just check out my ardent pictures and chat to me telephones right now… https://drive.google.com/open?id=1wz4VqivZzLOLtDHBm2GmUjWXETBmiJbt

Spammer

  • Subject: After all spotted you! telephones Recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:07 p.m.

We used to converse some time ago and you told you'll be available.I had to change my profile and lost contact with you.View my fresh profile with old and new nude pics and vidsand I'll add you to friends.Or you can message me telephones https://drive.google.com/open?id=1FQhqtAQc8dxkFNY2Gcas1lMhPVsl5dNISee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Serious relationships are boring? telephones True love? Ain't everybody got time for that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 12:53 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A hanky panky with a married baby, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:08 p.m.

I know, you're probably thinking she's disturbed.But hey what's out life without a bit of action.I thought I'd go online and find a hot lover just like youand add that very spice to my life.But you shouldn't be caring about this.What you really need to consider is all my candid and ardent photos I got on my page https://drive.google.com/open?id=1RmibZV1s-PEhi40-yOB9w1VkXpP7aTev.Seriously, would you resist a queen like that?

Spammer

  • Subject: Mind-blowing night with telephones two hot chicks online
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:45 p.m.

Howdy, man!My very first venture to adult dating online proved to be a smashing heat!I want to share the link with you, because here you will meetscores of naked sluts that are ready to give you the worlds for a good stick!They have no petty rules and you can enjoy the dirtiest fantasies with them. telephones https://drive.google.com/open?id=1ZOae2X6LXF1jx5Hf-pLFi-aQ_wvJJk9W

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A hanky panky with a married baby, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 4:38 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have good news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:54 p.m.

It's been a lot time just to make sure that you realize who I am? have a look at my profile.Ive got recent and old naked pics there https://drive.google.com/open?id=160XAHTfs-igD6QlfC241CE8swXBhYKYm , those that you enjoyed most.Let me know when you a're there!

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your flawless, find out now!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:46 p.m.

Do you believe that somewhere out there there's that special partnerwho is your perfect match in any most little thing?I'm sure I can be your lucky match.Don't take my word for it, see my page https://drive.google.com/open?id=1EebaNNI6BKV54bKz6rLsr9ZTtrf09dia and some suggestive personal photos right here,I posted them just recently.I am so fed up with having nobody around,I'll try real hard to be your ideal one!Who knows, I can literally be next door to you right now.And just picture what can happen next!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have good news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 3:40 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Looking for hot personals just for the photos? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:12 p.m.

I know the feeling. Going through adult personals and profiles of hot singles in your areajust to see the photos or videos they have posted.How about my suggestive pics then?I am sure they will inspire you to do a lot more than just browsing through the photos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1k73QBviW2oOMHylJs8MRDwb7gkwlfgHQ.Who knows your perfect adventure could be just a second away!Local joy is less hard to find than you think. Let's talk about it,don't wait, write me here this is your chance

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Looking for hot personals just for the photos? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:56 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Think a regular relationship is too much tension? Me too!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:39 p.m.

Come on, who has the time and the nerves for this relationship crap these days?I know I don't. But there is something I do have a need for!You may have guessed already lol.Let's drop all this responsibility stuff and just have a rocking time.No need to fret about giving me diamonds or remembering my birthday.Good old-fashioned joy between the sheets, that's what I'm after!View my absolutely glowing photos here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xI9hZTmyNFrqc4-dO3ieaTh-X-UBoPIF , let's make this real!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Think a regular relationship is too much tension? Me too!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 10:59 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: See the latest stunning pictures in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

You should know, I spotted you online and could not but email you. I'd like to to make friends with you.Examine my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uPhigx2oywe9Tqo9nMD1MBUJOoXCaD4I with recent stunning pictures and do not hesitate to tell me how you find me!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: See the latest stunning pictures in my profile!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 1:16 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi, stud. Lonely? I'm quite bored, let's communicate!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:33 p.m.

Look, it's all the same stuff for me.I get up, I go to work, after that I go home bla bla.I just thought, hey, I'm too hot to blow my life like that!So right now I'm prepared just about anything fun.I have my profile right here, I hope we click together andyou know, you could be in for some really naughtytime you'll be telling your palsabout haha.we'll see how it works out! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1mGRf6CSA8z7mLLYKrbG4OK6TyKJZE_Xj

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi, stud. Lonely? I'm quite bored, let's communicate!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:36 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Suzanne Kelly
CEO, MNesty, LLC