The colloquy of Patrick Montgomery

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Patrick Montgomery and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Work,
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 8:42 a.m.

Dear Sir or Madam, My name is Adam Lewandowski. I am the Human Resources Specialist working with DeltaCapitallogistik. I would like to inform you about an opening at our firm. We search for people living only United States. Royal Star LTD is a fast-growing firm focused on providing services for the sale and international delivery of goods such as branded clothes, sports and recreation goods, nutritional supplements for athletes and electronics for the B2B and B2C market segments. If you are a team-player and are driven by results, we would like to offer you a position in Quality Control Department. Customer Service Inspector responsibilities include informing customers via CRM about delivery statuses, receiving and processing customer queries, checking compliance with customer requirements, receiving, processing, repacking and shipping goods, as well as co-operating with international delivery services. If you think this could be the right match for you and would like to learn more about our Customer Service department openings, please send us your CV and we will get back to you within 48 hours.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Work,
  • On: Dec. 1, 2016, 8:42 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Patrick Montgomery
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: HR - Interview Schedule
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 12:35 a.m.

Invitation to Interview

We have reviewed your resume and are writing to inform you that there are three positions with our company. You meet all the requirements and we would like to discuss with you the possibility of your employment with Royal Star LTD

Royal Star LTD was founded in 2006, and currently is one of the few companies providing cost optimization services in the area of international shipping. Royal Star LTD services are highly in demand in many countries all over the world such as Canada, Great Britain, Norway, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, South Korea, Argentina, Brazil, Mexico and Lithuania.

The advantages of working for our company are: Individual approach to each client, and further partnership based on principles of understanding and trust, Highly qualified employees who are the face of our company, and who meet the highest professional standards, Cooperation with the world's leading companies, and the use of the most advanced and modern technologies.

We offer: Home-based work Training paid for by the company Fast growing careers Expense reimbursement Push to Schedule

We look forward to your reply!

Sincerely,

PIERCE LESTER

HR Manager

RoyalStar LTD • 1990 North California Blvd, Suite 650 Walnut Creek, CA 94596

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: HR - Interview Schedule
  • On: Dec. 7, 2016, 3:41 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Patrick Montgomery
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: HR - Interview Schedule (Repeated)
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 12:52 a.m.

Invitation to Interview

We have reviewed your resume and are writing to inform you that there are three positions with our company. You meet all the requirements and we would like to discuss with you the possibility of your employment with Royal Star LTD

Royal Star LTD was founded in 2006, and currently is one of the few companies providing cost optimization services in the area of international shipping. Royal Star LTD services are highly in demand in many countries all over the world such as Canada, Great Britain, Norway, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, South Korea, Argentina, Brazil, Mexico and Lithuania.

The advantages of working for our company are: Individual approach to each client, and further partnership based on principles of understanding and trust, Highly qualified employees who are the face of our company, and who meet the highest professional standards, Cooperation with the world's leading companies, and the use of the most advanced and modern technologies.

We offer: Home-based work Training paid for by the company Fast growing careers Expense reimbursement Push to Schedule

We look forward to your reply!

Sincerely,

PIERCE LESTER

HR Manager

RoyalStar LTD • 1990 North California Blvd, Suite 650 Walnut Creek, CA 94596

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: HR - Interview Schedule (Repeated)
  • On: Dec. 8, 2016, 1:24 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Patrick Montgomery
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello
  • On: Feb. 22, 2017, 5:03 p.m.

Good evening dear man! Dating agency gave me yours contact I attached mypicture. What can you say? Do you like me? You can call me Marianka. My ageis 34. You I think you are nice man. I know that now people met partners ininternet. So I decide also to use internet-dating. I really liked you and Itook a decision to get to know you. Nobody know, maybe we have possibilityto built relations. Like other people online. I want to tell that I searchonly for serious relation. Im not interesting just internet romance,chating I do not like to lose my time for this. You know what I wish is tofindperson with whom I can be happy all my life. Сan you write some factsabout your life, please. If you have lates photo I will be glad to see it.I look forward to your answer. Marianchik!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello
  • On: Feb. 22, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Patrick Montgomery
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation man
  • On: March 8, 2017, 5:23 a.m.

Good morning. Glad to meet you. You looking so beautiful. I'm looking for a good man with serious intentions for a new relationship, i don't need fun and fleeting emotions. My goal to meet a serious man for a joint purpose in life. I have a beautiful name Iana, I am 32. I am not married and have no children. How old are you? If you're much younger than me, you can answer to my message. I'm right that you live in America? I am from a country called Rus, i hope to get to know each other will not be a big problem. In my message i sent you my snapshot, please send me more pics of you, they can tell me more about you. If our goals are different, do not reply to this letter. But i hope that our goals are the same and you are looking for a woman, and we will continue our pleasant communication. With regards.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation man
  • On: March 8, 2017, 12:17 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Patrick Montgomery
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good afternoon dear man,
  • On: March 12, 2017, 4:21 a.m.

Hello dear man I do not know how to begin begin this lettermessage! I hopeyou received my letter and I did not bring you the inconvenience of yourletter. First I want to introduce. my name is Mariua. I am writinginditeyou because I want to meet you I'm a grown woman, and I do not want to playgames here! I hope that our interests are similar and I would very muchlike to continue our dialogue, and I hope that we will find commoninterests.. If I you are interested, please write me an answer to myletter. and I hope that my letter will remain unanswered and when I checkmy boxs then I see your message.I will be very pleased to continue ourdialogue. I will makeEnclosed you my picture, because it's important thatyou have seen and know what I look like to please you as a girl. Mariua!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good afternoon dear man,
  • On: March 12, 2017, 2:22 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Patrick Montgomery
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: What’s up
  • On: April 1, 2017, 11:27 a.m.

GТday How are you? I'm Aleksandra. I live in a big country called Russianfederation. I hope you will be interested to read my letter.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: What’s up
  • On: April 1, 2017, 12:05 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Patrick Montgomery
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening,
  • On: April 25, 2017, 2:52 p.m.

Salutti! I am send to you from A local russian dating agency. I for thefirst time try to find man by this method so I decided to try. I'm Svetlanaand I am a 34 y.o a single Russian women. I would like to find a seriousman from America 4 serious relations, a man of my age or older than me. Iam romantic, opened and very sincere in a dating. I'm looking for the rightpartner for me. At first just a friendship, then we'll see where this goes,perhaps Long term relationship. Dont reply me if you are in a relationshipor you got this by accident. Svetlanushka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening,
  • On: April 25, 2017, 10:51 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Patrick Montgomery
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings,
  • On: May 20, 2017, 8:10 a.m.

Good day dear stranger. I think that you are looking for a woman for newrelationships and create a family. I am right? If you are not interested inlooking for a woman or you are just interested my sexy photos, please don'tanswer to my message. I can understand. I want to find my soulmate. Strong,brave and caring who will respect and love me. You can call me Anastasiia,i'm 34 years old. How old are you? How old you are? If you're younger thanme, you can no respond to my message. What kind of staff do you live? Ilive in great country called Russian Federation. In this letter i'm sendingyou my foto, send me your photos. If you're interested, then we cancontinue our correspondence more detail in the following letter. and wewill continue our pleasant communication. Sincere, Anastasiia

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings,
  • On: May 20, 2017, 4:11 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Patrick Montgomery
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good morning my dear friend
  • On: May 23, 2017, 10:09 a.m.

Hello I think that you are looking for soulmate for new relationships andcreate a family. I am right? If you're not interested in looking for awoman or you're just interested my naked fotos, please don't answer to myletter. I can understand. I wish to find my soulmate. Strong, brave andcaring who will respect and love me. My name is Anastasiia, i'm 34. How oldare you? What age are you? If you're younger than me, you can no respond tothis message. What kind of staff do you live? I live in the biggest countrycalled Russian Federation. In the letter i sent you my photo, send me yourphotos. If you're interested, then we can continue our communication moredetail in the next message. and we will continue our pleasantcommunication. Nastena,

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my new friend.
  • On: July 12, 2017, 6:36 a.m.

Greetings. Aloha my awesome friend, Sorry for the disadvantage. I do notwish to seem officious. Here is Natalya writing. Iam a professional medicalman in a hospital and I am 31 yo. Lately I have received a paid training inthe United States. I am about to depart for the United States of Americaand want to meet a friend there. I seek something serious only, so ifyou've no such intentions, please don't reply. I provide my pic and, ok..Iwould like to believe you are the good man. Best Regards, Natalya!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello my new friend.
  • On: July 12, 2017, 11 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Patrick Montgomery
CEO, MNesty, LLC