The colloquy of Christian Vasquez

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christian Vasquez and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: My apartment is a easy location to meet and drink for us
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 4:41 p.m.

Hey there, Im Jessica. I just turned eighteen.My boyfriend left me after I caught him together with other lady.I am totally stunned now and need a buddy to replace my bf.I love men with active fantasies.See my selfies and contact me there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1g5pN_eQTXDX_I87zsSve-f8mpNoocPVv/view?usp=sharingif you could help me and spend some romantic nights with meCheers!

Spammer

  • Subject: Do you think it's normal for a young woman to like getting spanked?
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

I'm very sheepish in real life, but the web gives me a opportunity to come clean about stuff and say things I'd never dream of acknowledging offline.Nonetheless, as you are aware, I have a weird fetish - I enjoy being spanked.I enjoy some other vulgar action too.I'm interested in a man who wouldn't consider all of that to be immoral and ungodly.I need a man who will help me develop my sexual side and help me mature as a human being.Is it too much to ask? Be open with me,do you reckon a woman which looks like this - https://drive.google.com/open?id=18IUPlCgQMAZqv36ddnOkZGUXE4ojbyPo – could come across a good-natured guy which wouldn't kinkshame her?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My apartment is a easy location to meet and drink for us
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 10:52 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: One night dating do you want it? Let's do it!
  • On: Nov. 1, 2018, 8:30 p.m.

Are you feeling a slightly wicked now? Because I really am! It's one of those nights when you smell some magic in the air.Maybe we could feel this together!A naughty chick wanna have some fun here.Send me a message to my profile right here!Oh and did I tell you I 've got some piquant pictures https://drive.google.com/open?id=1geLEqlDZZJ3s9mHLV32S_qtPs1iwNWdX to get you in the mood there!Look at them!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: One night dating do you want it? Let's do it!
  • On: Nov. 1, 2018, 10:04 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I'm still intoxicated - need a guy to fool around with
  • On: Nov. 2, 2018, 8:48 p.m.

Good babes don't generally do stuff like this, but you got to have fun now and again.I can feel the migraine I'm going to experience the next day.Nonetheless, now I'm unwinding and going through a magazine, but all I can think about is how freaking titillating it would be to play around with a strange man from the web.To prove that I'm not kidding concerning my ideas - here's my casual dating profile, it's full of risque photos – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1WHFwoxfQzf0MQXJJaQNsQEZRkHhkCb1S.By the way, did you know that 5 in 6 friends with benefits relationships begin on the web in this day and age?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm still intoxicated - need a guy to fool around with
  • On: Nov. 2, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my parts! Let's hook up!
  • On: Nov. 3, 2018, 6:58 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from work every day and not knowing anybodyto meet with, you know, in a fun way?I absolutely detest this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My latest crazy photos and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xPbFQab3AMBWeUFOc_mjeE-TUeZRtW7a I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of stuff I have in mind, I am sure about it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my parts! Let's hook up!
  • On: Nov. 4, 2018, 5:19 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Letter from a woman that is really interested in you, have problems with your profile
  • On: Nov. 4, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

I'm dropping you a message by email because I'm experiencing a couple of troubles when I'm going through your page on the casual dating site.I am very interested in you, we appear to be a great match, we have similar interests.I think you are hot and witty. That's exactly why I had to go that extra mile.Perhaps you can see my profile – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1u-x2lyQGthEc-iWLPfcTJRYHtyi4LEyY – and perhaps send me a few lines?None of my DMs got through to you on the website, so maybe you will make the first step and it will solve my issues?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Letter from a woman that is really interested in you, have problems with your profile
  • On: Nov. 5, 2018, 1:16 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Here's pussycat who loathes being bored and loves men! You understand what I mean…
  • On: Nov. 5, 2018, 7:46 p.m.

I'm young, awesome, and studs are all over me no matter where I go.So why the hell am I bored like this now?Hey there, man, looks like it's your lucky night.There's a gripping lady out there. She's in the mood for things, got it?She even has hot photos – you must have been a good lad last year.Though I really prefer bad boys haha.Anyway, view my photos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1rszFEIKkmz7NhbnLclEnqNvitfi3iVcC and see where it gets us!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Here's pussycat who loathes being bored and loves men! You understand what I mean…
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 12:43 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my neighborhood! Let's hook up!
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from office every day and not knowing anybodyto meet with, you know, in a fun way?I so loathe this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My latest fervent private pics and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=15-RCFVZZbJvhQuaAqIisDzdMpMn-2oCb I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of time I have in mind, I am sure about it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my neighborhood! Let's hook up!
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 9:13 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Manage a bad chick!
  • On: Nov. 7, 2018, 7:54 p.m.

I'm not one of these stupid rosebuds who want a wonderful man with all types of dull dependable man stuff.I'm radically different. Guess you will want to find out how different, haha!I'm clued up about fun and the horniest varieties of it too.I even 've got passionate photos of myself not every girl would post.Just enjoy them and let's do it. https://drive.google.com/open?id=11Y12osmgfHnVrgNBQexyW-b4ukZlpw06

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Manage a bad chick!
  • On: Nov. 7, 2018, 9:09 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wanna naughty one-time meeting tonight, I mean it!
  • On: Nov. 8, 2018, 8:09 p.m.

This is your lucky opportunity right here, I kid you not.Just like you I've tried some of them adult dating sitesand I know how annoying all these scams can feel.So why don't we cut out all this nonsense and just you know, meet?Plain and simple! There's a dissolute pussycat sitting right here,bored out of her mind, and with dirty photos you can enjoy right now!Your move, big boy! I'll be waiting for you right here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1narpBrnzifBp_e-Yg2x4YRD6VRvdV_3K

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna naughty one-time meeting tonight, I mean it!
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 12:35 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Woman with a girlfriend
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 4:05 p.m.

Hi,I am lonesome single woman.Yes, I am so eager that I am willing to try and find a partner over the email.I am forwarding this same mail to a few other men, hopefully somebody will reply.I am in the mood for something provocative and I do have a female friend as well. She is strikingly tantalizing!Anywho, Im going to make your decision way easier - check out my personal pix https://drive.google.com/open?id=1tEZzIPdyA2vXnXozja4CeINSoXJsBK03and tell me - do I deserve ur time?Hugs!

Spammer

  • Subject: After all located you! Recognize me?
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

We used to communicate some time ago and you promised you'll be available.I had to change my profile and lost contact with you.Examine my new profile with old and new mind-lowing videosand I'll add you to friends. https://drive.google.com/open?id=1a_09767Z0rnbr5txkVv2EK1-pA-hV3ImSee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Woman with a girlfriend
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 9:29 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are u the one for me?
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 4:41 p.m.

How are things,Do you not love horny gals? Obviously you do!That is why I am forwarding this email to you and not someone else.Im awfully lonely and I am love-shy.I simply need somebody to satisfy my cravings, my needs.To prove the fact Im serious I uploaded some of my topless pictures.You can see it and contact me there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1W2bnMegSkIHLKfWu9L9hLg8i9vvxz2_V/view?usp=sharingNow know what I look like. Interested?See you!

Spammer

  • Subject: A involvement with a married gal, how about that!
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 7:24 p.m.

I know, you're probably thinking she's disturbed.But hey what's out life without a bit of good time.I thought I'd go online and find a hot hunk just like youand add that very spice to my life.But you shouldn't be concerned about this.What you really need to consider is all my candid and crazy pictures I got right here.Seriously, would you resist a damsel like that? https://drive.google.com/open?id=1KfLLQmmvjBs3Z0Yc6yMsLghhr674NFCM

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are u the one for me?
  • On: Nov. 11, 2018, 2:57 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Opening up my soul spreading my legs
  • On: Nov. 11, 2018, 4:44 p.m.

How are things,A single lady seeking someone to risque with.I understand you may think that it appears shady, but let me resolve all the suspicious you may have.Lemme show to you just how spicy can I be. It is for you only.All Im asking for in return - could we please talk on the internet after you see these?Anyway heres my unusual contacts https://drive.google.com/open?id=1DCxRT8fHpcZX5erzonwJK73pFpYSQPNiCheck out how serious my goals are.Yours faithfully!

Spammer

  • Subject: Thrilling night with two hot babes online
  • On: Nov. 11, 2018, 9:16 p.m.

Hi, gent!My very first experience of adult dating online proved to fantastic!I want to share the link with you, because here you will findhundreds of nude chicks that are ready to kill for a good prick!They have no silly restrictions and you can realize the wildest dreams with them. https://drive.google.com/open?id=1dK_JFmcWV_pEfrD5IJ_m4-1puWuW6i-d

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Opening up my soul spreading my legs
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 12:59 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Forbidden photos only for colleagues
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 2:51 p.m.

Hi, My name is Giuliana.Are you searching blondes to enjoy some fun?A few days ago I made a profile on on website and send a few naked picswith me and my glitzy best girl, all spicy, oops.Watch my collection https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Z_K6tLDpAKMmUWtPtXkjc2tFEWJ65Jl/view?usp=sharingSee you soon!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Forbidden photos only for colleagues
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 6:05 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your unequaled, find out now!
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 9:22 p.m.

Do you believe that somewhere out there there's that special someonewho is your perfect match in any smallest thing?I'm sure I can be your best match.Don't take my word for it, see my page and some dirty pictures right here,I posted them just today.I am so fed up with having nobody around,I'll try real hard to be your ideal one!Who knows, I can literally be next door to you exactly this moment.And just think about what can occur next!right here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1hRToKmQfF3z6OnWeSNnLoPdgl0aeEj_k

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I can easily be your unequaled, find out now!
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 2:44 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I need casual affair
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 2:23 p.m.

Hey, Im Emily. Im 22.My partner left me after I occasionally found him with my schoolmate.Im totally frustrated now and need someone to replace my boyfriend.I prefer partners with active imagination.Please see my photos here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BaY_N2Yf_XIpqgkIP267VqjsJZH7cNms/view?usp=sharingif you could assist me and spend some lovely nights together with meHugs!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey guy, a fine pretty cutie could be by your side realy fast!
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 8:23 p.m.

Think it's only cheaters and mad people who do this online thing?Wait till you peep at me.Although I may have a bit of these in me lol.But the matter is I'm a living cutie just looking for pleasure.Hey hey, it's an open minded girl alert right here.I'm down to see you for real grown up no strings get together right away.Of course you wanna know what I look like.That's why I got all these dirty pics and absolutely gripping videos!Don't waste time, see them right now https://drive.google.com/open?id=1m7Rnn4ZG8Q_S21ishmCsHhUUD4DbwCBs

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I need casual affair
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 11:54 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you the one for me?
  • On: Nov. 14, 2018, 2:36 p.m.

Hi,Do you not love hot gals? I guess you do!Thats why Im sending this letter to you and not somebody else.Im extremely friendless and Im sexually unfulfilled.I just want someone to satisfy my urges, my necessities.In order to prove the fact Im not kidding I shared some of my risque photos.You can see it and contact me there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1G3RKc_6brUKsNbRN3Wb7kSLsCsCPUY6K/view?usp=sharingNow know what I look like. Curious?My pleasure!

Spammer

  • Subject: No partner for the nearest night? Fun is due tomorrow night then!
  • On: Nov. 14, 2018, 8:09 p.m.

Not enough fun in your life? Especially tonight, huh?Then have a look, we could be having fantastic no-strings fun real soon!I don't need no wining and dining or other silly stuff.That's the string we don't want, guy!You know what I'm talking about, right?I know that deep down there you're a total hunk.Let me get a bit of that!I'm ready for a no-strings thing right away, view my dirty pictures, let's hope something gorgeous happens! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1nmFFTtoihxoonKyybu7n16AwXBScOMjs

Spammer

  • Subject: Opening up my heart spreading my lips
  • On: Nov. 14, 2018, 8:34 p.m.

Hello,A partnerless young woman} looking for someone to spicy with.I understand u may think that this looks far-fetched, but let me dispel all the suspicious you may have.Let me show to you just how X-rated I can be. They are for your eyes only.All Im asking for from you - could we please chat after you check these?So heres my naked contacts https://drive.google.com/open?id=1-WQX6ekjsX_a33Q9RrzP0OTyaT-cAPceCheck out how serious my intentions are.See you soon!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you the one for me?
  • On: Nov. 15, 2018, 12:51 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christian Vasquez
CEO, MNesty, LLC