The colloquy of Yolanda Hale

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Yolanda Hale and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: good day my intellectual) can we white chat.
  • On: May 29, 2022, 11:18 a.m.

My original advisable;)

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Let's attractive small talk, I am solitary curious Girlfiend!

Soon I'm searching for breezy dude;-)

Email to me [email protected] I'll reply to You my photos:) Thank you anyway

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good day my intellectual) can we white chat.
  • On: May 29, 2022, 11:18 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi Yolanda, it’s Olga. I'm sorry I did not answer for a long time.
  • On: June 1, 2022, 6:12 p.m.

Hello again, it’s Olga, I hope you remember me. I wrote you a mail a few days ago, but didn’t get an answer from you. It’s likely you didn’t receive my mail, so I’m sending it again, I hope you get it this time. Hey my Frien d! How are you? I want to introduce myself again, my name is Olga, I’m 35 years old. I don’t know if you have experience meeting people on the internet, but it’s the first time for me. I'll tell you a bit about myself and about how I found your email address. I'm from the country called Russia and my home is in a small hamlet called Svetloe, not far from the town of Votkinsk. Have you ever been to my country? We have a lot of picturesque places here, we are surrounded by forests, rivers and lakes. If you have never been here, then I think you would really enjoy a visit to my country one day. About myself, I can say that I'm a happy person but like everyone else I would like to find a close friend forever close to my soul and find true love, a person who will treat each other with respect and attention just like I do. Honesty and sincerity are the key to a good relationship for me. I hope that my nationality and the culture difference does not scare you and we can get to know each other better. Recently, I was sent to work in the city of Votkinsk and in the evening I had some free time before going home back to the hamlet I saw a sign in the street "Let's Meet." It seemed funny and as I came closer, I saw that it was a dating agency. I have never had experience dating men on the Internet and I decided to stop by to find out what services their agency offers. At the entrance I was met by a girl and with a smile who asked me to sit next to her at the table. She kindly poured me tea and asked me to briefly describe myself. It turned out that their agency provides services for lonely men and women. They help people to find new friends or to find new love. It was very interesting to me, although at first I was a little skeptical. I immediately decided to learn a little more about their organization. The girl told me that many people are looking for their soul mate and people turn to them every day for help. I was told in confidence that even a lot of famous people, such as singers or actors in our country, also use their services. Of course, I was really happy after I spoke to her, because it meant I could try to find someone that could become close to me. I decided to try it out and to and trust her, and I said that it doesn’t matter to how handsome a person is, or how wealthy they are, the main thing is that a man is kind and sincere. I immediately told her that I was not interested in a relationship for intimate correspondence or a one-off meeting. More than anything I want to start my own family, but first, people should get to know each other better and even if we could stay friends, I would still be very pleased. She had a look at her computer and gave me your mail address. I don’t know what you look like or what life you have so I decided to try to write to you. I paid them a small amount for their services and I hope that our communication will be interesting. Also, Maybe my long-awaited vacation will begin soon, so we could get to know each other even better at the first meeting. I think that would be great, don't you think? I hope it doesn't matter to you that I'm not from your state, because for me distance is not the main thing and I will be very happy to get to know you better. As a child, I dreamed of becoming an English translator and wanted to work with our President, to know state and international secrets (smile). But fate decided otherwise. I started my education in medical school. After graduating from school, I entered Medical University and now I work as a female gynecologist in a hospital. Every day, I help girls cope with their illnesses and help solve all their worries. I really like my job and many people say that my job to help people is very honorable.
I really, really, like it when girls come back to me to thank me. Most often, they bring me some kind of sweets, such as a chocolate bar or a cake. And yes, I have a sweet tooth (smile). In my email, I'll attach some of my image so that you can see what I look like. I hope you’ll send me your pic too (smile).
I want to say that I have blond hair, although sometimes, like all girls, I dye my hair. My height is 5 feet 6 inches (170 centimeters). My weight is 125 pounds (56 kilograms). Like I said, I'm 35 years old. I was born on March 21, 1987.
I understand that everyone has different tastes, so I do not want to impose on you and if you are not interested in me, then please tell me right away and I'll not bother you anymore. I can tell you a little bit about myself, that I'm an optimist at heart, and this helps me cope with difficult situations in my life.
I am not a little girl and look at my life from a philosophical point of view. I cannot make myself an absolutely happy woman. I've a great job and a nice house. But there are other things that make people happy. It's not material things, it's something more. I decided to write you my thoughts first. This means that I took a step towards meeting you and decided to open my soul to you. In any case, I hope that you will also be interested in our acquaintance, and I look forward to your letter by email.
Ending my letter, I hope that it was not boring for you and I would like to ask you a few questions to get to know you better. Do you have any experience communicating with people from other countries? It seems to me that you have more experience in this than I do (smile). Can you tell me what you do? What is your job or hobby? I hope I'm not asking embarrassing questions, and if so, you can just skip them and not answer them. I would really like to get your photo in order to understand who’s writing to me and to imagine you every time you write a mail to me if you are interested in me (smile). I won't bore you any more with my long email, but I've a great desire to get to know you better as soon as possible (smile).

P.S. I received your reply, but unfortunately it ended up in my spam folder and I didn't see your letter right away. It was recommended that I add you to the "Favorites" list so that your letters don’t get lost anymore. Maybe you should try doing that too? Put me on your "Favorites" list. I'll look forward to your reply.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi Yolanda, it’s Olga. I'm sorry I did not answer for a long time.
  • On: June 1, 2022, 10:51 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have not received an answer from you, let's continue our acquaintance.
  • On: June 4, 2022, 7:10 a.m.

Hello, my new friend! How are you? Are you alright? Maybe something happened to you? Have I offended
or offended you in some way? I didn't get a response from you, I hope you’re, okay? I am a little disappointed. I answered your mail and was waiting for your answer, but you don't answer. I thought I had found a real friend and I would really be interested to know about you. If you don't want to talk to me anymore and continue our acquaintance, please tell me about it, and I won't bother you anymore. I hope that this mail found you in a good mood and good health. With the hope of continuing our acquaintance, your new friend Olga

P.S. Please check the spam-email, my email may have gone in there. Add my mail address to your favourite’s and then it will not get into junk mail. I added you to my favourite’s list to receive your emails, and they are coming regularly. Do the same thing.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have not received an answer from you, let's continue our acquaintance.
  • On: June 4, 2022, 3:54 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my friend Yolanda
  • On: June 6, 2022, 1:05 p.m.

Hi Yolanda!!! How are you doing? How did you spend your day? I hope you are glad
to get my email? When I got yours I was in the seventh heaven, I was the happiest lady
in the world!!!!!!!! Thanks a lot. Now I want to explain the fact about my opportunity to
write you letters. I send my emails to you from my job because I haven�t got a computer
at home. The computer I use is in the Accountant Department. The lady who works with
the computer lets me use it for my personal purposes sometimes. It depends not only from
me and my desires, unfortunately. I work from Monday till Friday. It�s Russian standard.
That�s why I won�t be able to send and get emails on Saturday and Sunday. But sometimes
I have to work at weekends because any pain hasn�t got a schedule. (smile) I suppose you
remember I�m a gynecologist. That�s why I will have an opportunity to write you on Saturday
and Sunday.
I wanted to ask you a question. In which city do you live? This is a big city or small?
What is the name of your city?
Now I�m going to tell you about my interests. My hobby let me say so is the
English language. I have been interested in it for so long since my school years. The educational
program in Russia includes learning foreign languages. As a rule they are English, German
and French. I started learning English and now I�m extremely happy that I made the right choice.
I absolutely love the English language. After finishing school I continued learning the language
at the University. I had been learning English for 18 years. I want to know it perfectly. I speak
English. Maybe you�ll like my accent (Russian I mean) I have. It�s possible there are some
mistakes in the text but I�m sure you won�t offend.
Another hobby I have is knitting. It�s the deal of my life. My mum taught me how to knit in
my childhood and now I knit clothes (sweaters, jackets and waistcoats) for my friends and
myself. I adore knitting and I like wearing woolen clothes. Almost all warm clothes I have got I�ve
knitted myself. I don�t know if knitting is popular in your country as for Russia it�s really fashionable
and uto date. What else can I tell you about my life? I haven�t got children, I�ve never been
married. Of course I had relations with men I even thought that they were serious and would last
long and come to marriage but I was mistaken. Now I have got nothing but bad and painful memories.
Yolanda, how can you describe your character? As for me I�ve never tried to describe the traits
of my character but nevertheless I�ll try. I live with a smile on my face and a hope in my heart.
I consider myself an optimist. And maybe it helped me be the first to write. I�ve seen and experienced
a lot in my life. During 35 years I�d been overcome a lot of difficulties. You know I don�t need much
in my life to be happy. All I need is a real man who will be my friend, my love and support forever.
And it happened so that now I�m looking for him in such a way. I don�t think it�s wrong. And what do
you think of it? I live honestly and it brings me satisfaction and pleasure. I know happiness doesn�t
need a lot. Maybe the most essential thing I lack now is love. A human being can�t be happy without
love. I mean not only love between a man and woman but also love to the family. For instance,
I haven�t got a family and it really oppresses and depresses me.
Yolanda, do you often meet your relatives? I really miss the time when I had a lot of relatives.
I want to return it. Are you looking for a soul mate or just a friend? What are you looking for in
the soul mate, Yolanda, if it is so? I hope to hear from you very soon.
Best regards.
Olga.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my friend Yolanda
  • On: June 6, 2022, 1:39 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I need to phenomenal talks, how're You?
  • On: Aug. 27, 2022, 12:31 p.m.

Good Day:)
my Sir Vivid I need to speak. I am single joyous woman!
Soon I am looking for beneficent man from USA!

What State are U from?
it's my e-mail for answer [email protected]!

I can reply to You my photo attach;-)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I need to phenomenal talks, how're You?
  • On: Aug. 27, 2022, 6:03 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: May be you're able to small talk! is everything tasty?
  • On: Aug. 29, 2022, 2 a.m.

mr. natural;-)
hey my:)

how r you doing now?
I am holy chick,

At present I am looking for outstanding guy from United States of America;)

What State are you from?
This is E-mail for response is [email protected];)
I'll reply to You my picture attached,
have a good day

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: May be you're able to small talk! is everything tasty?
  • On: Aug. 29, 2022, 6:30 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello My:) my angelic my bright. do you wish to contact me?
  • On: Aug. 29, 2022, 9:52 p.m.

My Mr. delicious;)

Im pleasant chick. At this moment Im look up yummy mister from USA;-)

What State are u from?

E-mail to me at [email protected],

I can send You my photo attach.

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Spammer

  • Subject: good morning my interest. I'm so serious
  • On: Aug. 29, 2022, 11:39 p.m.

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Let's try to pleasing chat)

how're things? Currently Im seeking sound dude from United States:) What Sta=
te are you from? I'm top-quality babe:-)

my email box for contact [email protected];) I'm going to reply to You =
my picture:-)
talk to you later

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello My:) my angelic my bright. do you wish to contact me?
  • On: Aug. 30, 2022, 12:13 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good Morning kindhearted! Sir Superman)
  • On: Sept. 7, 2022, 9:54 p.m.

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;)
I am beatific woman!

I'll send You my picture attached;) my Email [email protected]:) h=
ave a good time

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Morning kindhearted! Sir Superman)
  • On: Sept. 8, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hey my admirable, is there salty? I want to talks:-) my Mister Hot:)
  • On: Sept. 9, 2022, 3:40 p.m.

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What is your age?

Im breezy Mistress in Ukraine.

At this moment I am waiting for creditable man:-) I can send You my photo at=
tach:)

This is my e-mail box [email protected];) thank you

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hey my admirable, is there salty? I want to talks:-) my Mister Hot:)
  • On: Sept. 9, 2022, 6 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: may we limping small talk? my ineffect my friendly:-)
  • On: Sept. 10, 2022, 12:22 a.m.

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Where r u now? Everything lively? what is your age?

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I'm lonely safe Babe living in Ukraine

I can reply to You my photo)
It's E-mail box for reply is: [email protected];) Thank you anyway

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: may we limping small talk? my ineffect my friendly:-)
  • On: Sept. 10, 2022, 10:27 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi My wholesome. How do You like it there?
  • On: Sept. 13, 2022, 1:36 a.m.

Hey;)

My chic my Honorable,
I hope you can entire speak, Where are u stay now?

Today I am looking for desirable mister Im unsurpassed 35 yo Person staying =
in Moldova;)
E-mail box is: [email protected],
I can send You my photo)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi My wholesome. How do You like it there?
  • On: Sept. 13, 2022, 2:41 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello) How so?
  • On: Sept. 13, 2022, 4:41 p.m.

interesting mister Universal;)

I am chic girl:-)

righ now I am look up precious mister,
I am going to send You my photos
write me to: [email protected],

Have a nice time

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello) How so?
  • On: Sept. 13, 2022, 11:21 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good Evening My;)
  • On: Sept. 14, 2022, 2:28 a.m.

my serious soundly,

for now Im looking for bang-up male:)

I'm goodnatured chick,

This is my Email for response [email protected],
I'm going to reply to You my photo!

have a good day

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Evening My;)
  • On: Sept. 14, 2022, 11 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good morning My unparalleled admirable Sir Capable:-) May You please do me a favor Let's abundant speak,
  • On: Sept. 15, 2022, 2:40 a.m.

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Russian Federation,
It's my email box for response [email protected]! I'm going to send Y=
ou my photos! have a good day

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good morning My unparalleled admirable Sir Capable:-) May You please do me a favor Let's abundant speak,
  • On: Sept. 15, 2022, 8:45 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: clear alive. all onetime?
  • On: Sept. 17, 2022, 6:28 p.m.

how do You like it today?

I wish to talk;-)
Im lonely smart babe;-)

today I am seeking noble man;-)
I'll reply to You my photos:-)

Response to me [email protected]
Thank you anyway

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: clear alive. all onetime?
  • On: Sept. 17, 2022, 8:16 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi savory! It's a relevant day my likable sir clear! Let's talks
  • On: Sept. 19, 2022, 1:59 a.m.

what is your age?
Where are U live?

Currently I'm look up goodness male;)
Im unmarried bold lady born in Ukraine:-)

It's e-mail box for reply [email protected]!
I'm going to reply to You my picture attached Thank you in advance

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi savory! It's a relevant day my likable sir clear! Let's talks
  • On: Sept. 19, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good Evening, Let's try to speak:-) unspoiled:-) Could you healthy speak with me?
  • On: Sept. 21, 2022, 1:39 p.m.

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For now I am looking for unequaled mister) write to me [email protected]=
com)
I'll send You my photo attached;-)
Have a good day

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Evening, Let's try to speak:-) unspoiled:-) Could you healthy speak with me?
  • On: Sept. 21, 2022, 11:34 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good morning can you do me a favor?
  • On: Sept. 25, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

Now Im looking for cheerful buddy)

Write me at: [email protected]!
I can reply to You my picture attach!
talk to you later

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Spammer

  • Subject: I'm Aizhan! my open Attentive!
  • On: Sept. 25, 2022, 6:56 p.m.

Hey my worthy

can you do me a favor;) I hope you can speak;-) I'm groovy Miss from Kyrgyzs=
tan!
at this moment I'm waiting for notbad guy.
I'm going to send You my pictures;-) this is Email box for contact is Aizhan=
[email protected])

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good morning can you do me a favor?
  • On: Sept. 26, 2022, 3:27 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hello My notbad:-) my cool mister splendid!
  • On: Sept. 26, 2022, 7:54 a.m.

may I ask a question? today I'm look up astonishing man:)

I am unmarried cute mistress staying in Kyrgyzstan!
Email to me at: [email protected],

I'll reply to You my picture attached:-)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hello My notbad:-) my cool mister splendid!
  • On: Sept. 26, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Yolanda Hale
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good morning My upright;) My cute Mister Chic) My name is Aizhan:) May you are able to talk)
  • On: Sept. 26, 2022, 5:59 p.m.

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My jolly mr. Comfortable
presently I am waiting for smart man:)
Im lonely pleasing Female living in Kyrgyzstan;-)
I am going to reply to You my photo attached! E-mail me to: [email protected]=
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