The colloquy of Martin Baker

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Martin Baker and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: hi
  • On: Dec. 1, 2017, 11:56 a.m.

Hello! Please do not ignore my message. This is not spam. I am a real girl
from Russia. I really want to get to know you and start our communication.
I am looking for a man for communication, perhaps even for family creation.
I would love to meet a man I can spend the rest of my life with. I want to
gift him my love, care and tenderness. My heart has been broken once, so I
am looking for a reliable, faithful, honest man. That’s why these qualities
are the most important for me. I hope you are the man like this. I also
love when a man has a sense of humor, courage, optimism. I will tell you
not much about myself. My name is Anna. I am 28. I live in Russia. I will
sure tell you more if you reply to me. Please reply only if you’re really
interested and looking for serious relationship. I will be happy to send
you my pics and tell you more about myself. Have a wonderful day! Looking
forward to your reply. Anna

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: Dec. 1, 2017, 11:56 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: Dec. 4, 2017, 6:46 p.m.

Salut Martin! Thank you for your reply. I am so happy that you have an interest and thank you once again for taking the time to respond to my email. It is time to tell you more about myself. I am thinking what to begin with. You know, I did not realize that it would be so difficult. However, I want you know more about how I live. I really do not know how to begin, it is so hard. It seems I had so many thoughts and ideas just a minute ago, but now I am speechless)) May be because I am excited?) I need to calm down and begin… Let me start with a short story about me. I guess you want to know me more. As I told you before, my name is Anna. I am 28 and live in Kazan, Russia. My height is 167 cm. My weight is 53 kg. I have never been married. I have no children. I think you ask yourself why a Russian girl writes you, don’t you? I am sure you do. Let me try to answer this question honestly and outspokenly. Please be sure that I take it serious. I will write you faithfully, without cheating. Each word in this email is like a part of me. Each word comes from my heart. In each email I will open you my soul. May be I should not do this, who knows. But I feel I should be honest to you. This way you will see my inner world, my thoughts. I hope you will also write me honestly and from your heart. Opening our souls we will understand each other better. How I look, you’ll see at pictures. You’ll see my appearance. Reading my email I want you see my inner world. This is very important to me. Ohh my God! I promised to answer the question and did forget. Can you imagine how many thoughts come to my mind? It seems a million. ))) I want to tell you about everything in one email. However, let me to answer why I did write you. I had a man, but our relationship run out badly. I gave all my feelings, my soul and heart to him and expected the same. I wanted our feelings were mutual. I wanted he cared about me. I wanted he just respected me. I really thought we would be together for the rest of our lives and I even made plans for our future. The future where we are happy just because we are together. But he cheated on me with another woman. And that was the end. His cheating opened my eyes. Now I understand how blind I was, now I know I lived in an illusion. He used me and it hurts. I was so busy with home stuff that I noticed nothing and of course I trusted him. I did everything for him. I made a breakfast for us every morning, then hurried up to my work. My lunch break I spent at home cleaning our apartment and cooking. Then came back to work. I was so tired of it, but I wanted he felt my love and care. I’m writing you this now and remember. And this makes me cry. I don’t want to remember it. Never! I don’t want to write you about bad things that happened in my life. Now I am OK and I feel I am ready to start a new life, I am ready for new relationship. But, please, don’t hurt me. I hope you understand me. Another reason why I wrote you is the mentality of Russian men. Most of them don’t look at the future. They live today and don’t make any plans to change their lives to the better. They don’t goals and aspirations in life. Most of men are drinking a lot. It is rather difficult to describe you all the reasons in one email. But I think you understand what I am talking about. I am looking for a man who is thinking about the future, who has goals. I am looking for an optimistic man who doesn’t stop and moves forward to his dreams. When I watch foreign films, I see you have a different way of life. You just think and live in a different way. This is also one of the reasons why I wrote you. So I love watching movies. I live alone in my own apartment. Sometimes I feel lonely and my evenings I spend watching movies. You know I love the film “The Great Gatsby” I watched it several times. And what is your favorite film? I am also curious to know how you imagine a single girl evening. Tell me. I am very curious to know. I also love reading if I have leisure time. My favorite book is “Anna Karenina” that was written by the great Russian writer Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy. I also love to go out and breathe fresh air. I like to walk in the park, near the river, just through the streets of our beautiful city. If you’d like I’ll tell you more about my city in my next email and send you some pictures of it. In my free time I also go to the gym or go to a cafe with my friends. Weekends I often spend with my parents. They live out of the city. I will be more than happy to tell you more about how I spend my free time. I just respect your time. It seems my email is too long. I don’t want to waste your time. I am looking forward to your reply. Please tell me more about you, how you live, how you spend your free time. I am very interested to know you better. Please don’t forget to answer my questions. Have a nice day!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: Dec. 4, 2017, 8:05 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Home-based work,
  • On: Dec. 4, 2017, 11:16 p.m.

As we look to increase diversity, company, which supplies logisticsservices, is looking for a well-organized individual to take on the PackageHandler position. The Post Handler's responsibilities include: Receiving,reviewing and re-distributing both email and small parcels. Mail scanningand faxing Liaising with international courier services for example USPSand FedEx Keeping clients updated with regards to the status of the parcelsDatabase updates and support. We will offer $20 for each hour worked,freelance or full time placement, from home, compensated vacation, benefitsprogram, 401k retirement plan and dental insurance. For the work you areonly going to require web access and a printer. If you reckon that you meetthe requirements and wish to test yourself in this role or discover more– just answer the e-mail and we shall contact you within 48 hours.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Home-based work,
  • On: Dec. 5, 2017, 3 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening.
  • On: Dec. 5, 2017, 11:10 a.m.

Woha my dear mate, I am Anastasiya. I am very glad} that I managed tofinding you, and so I decided to find out more about youself. I wantacquainted with a strong and reliableman for a communication in life. Ithink that you are a person. I'll have big happy to dialogue with you atany time. I'm single and I hope to finding someone who will love anddelight me. If you are also interested in continue our dialogue, answer mein the near future. I'll be waiting, Anastasiya,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening.
  • On: Dec. 5, 2017, 1:44 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: Dec. 11, 2017, 7:11 p.m.

Hey dear friend Martin! How's your day? I hope everything is fine! Today did not see your answer, I decided to write you a small letter. I think that you were busy and therefore did not have time to answer me! I really want our correspondence to continue. Tomorrow I'll wait for your answer! I wish you a good day and mood! Yours faithfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: Dec. 11, 2017, 9:13 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: Dec. 15, 2017, 1:25 p.m.

Hello dear Martin! As the day? I think you have a great time. It is unfortunate that today there was no answer from you. I ask you to try to write to me every day. I want our communication to be serious, not just fleeting communication. I hope that you are of the same opinion, and you will continue to answer me! Tomorrow I will wait for your reply to my previous letter! I wish you a good day and mood! Yours faithfully,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: Dec. 15, 2017, 2:24 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I'm glad to meet you!
  • On: Dec. 15, 2017, 11:19 p.m.

Hallo man

Very much I worry and I do not know how to start this letter. To begin with, my name is Amelia . I'm 29.

I was born in Belarus . But at the moment I am in your country. I came here for a business meeting.

I arrived with the purpose of expanding business. I need to open several branches in your country.

I have my own business in the field of trade building materials.

I recognized your email through a friend.

I saw your photo and you are cute to me.

I know your phone number, but I'm too shy to call you. I think that now I should talk about myself.

I have a man. We have been married for 5 years.

We have no children. And I once would not want to have children from a man like him.

I married because of my parents. It was necessary for my parents, but not for me. My mom made me do it.

When I leave my country on business trips, I rest from it.

Now I'm very sorry about this. My husband drinks and constantly terrorizes me.

It's time for me to file for divorce, to leave him forever, but I'm afraid that he will take away my business.

It's a lot of money, and I do not want to just give it to him.

I know that he changes me with other women and I want to catch him red-handed.

If everything is done correctly, the court will be on my side and it will not work out.

I'm bored, I have few friends and they are constantly busy with their problems. In the evening, I'm always alone.

But I want to spend these evenings differently. Go to a restaurant or a movie. But there is not anyone around.

I am a woman I need regular sex and attention from a man. I need this. I miss this.

I really want to have a man next to me who can brighten up my loneliness.

I would like to talk with you, drink a glass of wine, get to know you closer.

I beg you not to think ill. All I suggest is to spend time together.

It may happen that when we get to know each other we will not want to part.

Maybe that's what you need me.

Life is a complicated thing and you never know what awaits you ahead. So can I wait for you ahead?

Only we have one small problem.

My man constantly monitors my life on the Internet, he knows the password from my mail.

He checks Viber, WhatsApp, facebook, twitter.

He does not leave me any freedom. He controls everything.

But I know how to continue to communicate. I'm an intelligent woman. I solved this problem.

After I write you this letter, I will delete it from the Sent Mail.

And I beg you not to answer my letter.

You need to complete the registration procedure on the site Click

Then you can find me there. My Nickname Elegant

When you find my profile you will be able to see my phone number and call me.

I bought a new phone for myself, my husband does not know about its existence.

Of course, I could write you my number right away, but I do not know how you will react to this letter.

I hope that you want to continue communicating with me and will soon call.

I send the photo, now you know how I look.

I ask you not to be shy and call at any time of the day. Bye!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm glad to meet you!
  • On: Dec. 16, 2017, 4:39 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: Dec. 16, 2017, 11:47 a.m.

Hello Martin! Thank you for your reply. I am reading your email and smiling. You always make my day. Getting your emails is starting to become a habit. I'm going to tell you the secret. The first thing I think about when I wake up is whether you write me today or not. This is so nice to come to work and find your email. To tell the truth you, our emails to each other can't get out of my head. I am constantly thinking about you wherever I am, at work, on my way home, at home, when I go to bed, when I wake up. I just try to imagine what you’re doing at the same moment, what your mood today is. When I cook, I am asking myself whether you’re hungry or not. I am just really interested to know how you live. I like to be in touch with you! Martin, I hope you too, do you? Martin, your emails give me an opportunity to know you better. Each email makes us closer. And there is no matter the we so far away from each other. I am grateful that we met each other! Martin, in my previous email I told you about my family, What do you think about us? I hope you read my email carefully and with the interest. Today let me tell you more about my daily routine from my childhood and till now. You know it is quite difficult to tell everything in details by emails. I can not show you my emotions. Emails just cannot capture emotions. I would be more than happy if I see you in real and can talk you face to face. This way we can talk non-stop, in more detail I mean. We can feel each other. One meeting in real replaces dozens of emails. Martin, I really don’t know why I always change the topic)) May be coz I am dreaming… So, I promised to tell you more about my childhood. I am not sure that would be interesting for you to read about kindergarten, so let me tell you about the period when I was a pupil. I was seven; went to school. By the way I was born and studied in the village that my parents live now. I left school at 17. So, these 10 years were very interesting and funny. This time will be fondly remembered. We They left home early morning study all the day and came home late. After classes, we attended different kind of additional classes. I liked to play volleyball, basketball. I was also fond of drawing and singing. I participated in different school concerts and competitions. I studied well, so I often took part in different Olympiads. The Olympiads took place in the city. Thanks to Olympiads, I felt in love with Kazan. I will tell you more about this beautiful city later. Hope in my next email. When I was a child I dreamed to move to Kazan. As you can see, my dream has come true! Martin, what do you dream about? If you want your dream comes true, you should work hard and concentrate on it. That’s why I studied well and worked on myself. To move to Kazan I had to enter the University. It was the only one chance to leave the village. I entered the Pedagogical University when I was 17. So, at 17 I started a new live in the city. I spent 5 years in the University. I lived in a dormitory. I studied and worked at the same time. Yep, I started to work at 17, can you imagine, Martin? The reason was simple. The life in the city is rather expensive than life in the village. Of course my parents helped me a lot, but that was not enough. I understood then what the adult life means. I enjoyed my study at University. I also played volleyball. Like in school I took part in different competitions. I graduated at 22. I had to find a new job by my education and find where to live. I was lucky and was offered to work at school and rent an apartment. That time I met that man I told you before, I don’t want to remember him anymore. It was very bad experience. I worked as a teacher not very long time, because this job is very low-paid. Especially for life in the big city. So when we broke up, I decided to start with a clean slate. I started to work as a sales manager. My mom and dad helped me to buy a small apartment. We got a mortgage. Now everything is all right. ))) I met you and it changed my life. Like a happy end)) This is a short story about me. It is hard to tell about everything in one email. But I think we will have time to talk. You remember my dreams come true)) I have to return to my work. I will also go to the gym after work. So need to work hard now not to be late. When I am doing sports, I forget about everything am my mind becomes clean))) Martin, I wish you wonderful day. Wait for your email!
Anna
P.S. I'm waiting for your photos! I want to see that you are serious with me !!!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi
  • On: Dec. 16, 2017, 9:16 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello, honey. mbaker
  • On: Dec. 17, 2017, 1:39 p.m.

Hiya! How are you keeping? We got acquainted at a single site. I was bemused to send you a message! Do you want to continue our communication?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello, honey. mbaker
  • On: Dec. 17, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Dec. 19, 2017, 2:18 p.m.

Hello man.
I'm a beautiful, sexy girl. My name is Sofia.
I want to meet you in real life.
The purpose of my acquaintance is Sex without obligations.
I do not care about love, romance, feelings.
I want to meet with you just for the sake of sex.
I understand now you're surprised, but I'm serious.
I travel the world and at the moment I am in your country.
All I suggest is to have a great time together.
2-3 days and I will leave your country, you will never see me again.
What do you think about it ?
We could rent a hotel room and have some crazy sex.
Speaking of sex. For me there is no prohibition in sex.
I'm ready to do anything to have fun.
I love anal sex.

Here you can see my photos and phone number.

You may need to complete the registration procedure.
It's free and will not take more than one minute.
If you are interested in my offer, call me.
I'll be waiting for a call from you.
Call any time. It does not matter Day or night.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Dec. 19, 2017, 8:51 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Work
  • On: Dec. 22, 2017, 2:35 a.m.

Hello Job Seeker. An international company is recruiting responsible individuals on the position of Merchant Manager in different regions all over the world. The job is part time and home based, hence allows you to set a flexible work schedule that you will be comfortable with. It also comes with a set salary, which means a regular income. On this position you will be responsible for working with orders of those company's clients who for some reason can't receive needed items directly from a seller. The following is required: - You must be an adult person and have a high school diploma. - Essential English for candidates from all countries (ability to comprehend and compose the simple English text) - Advanced PC user - Printer availability - Diligence and ability to meet deadlines The procedure is simple: - Receiving package from a shop - Pick Up package at UPS / FedEx location if necessary - Repacking it if necessary - Sending it to the client's address The task would be considered as completed once the client has received the order. For every completed job you earn a fixed fees. There's won't be a trial period. Right after signing the agreement with our company you count as a part of the working group. If you're interested in this position offer please contact our PR-Department. Simply reply to this offer and one of our agents will contact you shorlty.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Work
  • On: Dec. 22, 2017, 3:24 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Interested in piquant photos?
  • On: Dec. 25, 2017, 12:21 a.m.

Hi sweetheart!
Please read everything from beginning to end and you will not regret it !!
My name is Berta! I'm 31 years old!
I am a beautiful, passionate and very sexy woman!
I have visited your country several times as a tourist,
I really liked you and I did not want to go!
But the circumstances have made me do it.
The emotions that I received during the last trip were unforgettable.
So I decided and moved to you! And here I am!
Since I was in your country recently, I did not have time to get acquainted with friends!
I also love hard sex, even with multiple partners!
For that I would like to find a man who will fuck me in all my beautiful holes!
I like anal sex, so I like oral !!
I also love sex toys! I hope you too!
I want to take your hard cock in your mouth and then feel it in pussy and ass!
I want us to have sex with you for a long time without interruption!
Wherever possible! I can not wait for our meeting !!!!
I have not only chosen you, I think you can vobdotit my dirty fantasies!
I want to solve this problem as soon as possible, I can not wait to have sex!
I want this partner to be you and nobody else!
I do not want to correspond by post, I prefer to have a profile on the website!
There, our correspondence will be much more interesting
You can see my spicy photos and videos
and you will also find my phone number to contact me!
And we can arrange a meeting with you and spend a good time together as planned!
The link to the page I sent you along with my photo for you!
Find me on the page is very simple, my nickname is "sexyBert"!
I will really wait for your call !!! In anticipation of our meeting!
Merry Christmas, honey! I kiss you in your hard cock!
Your Bertha!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Interested in piquant photos?
  • On: Dec. 25, 2017, 1:30 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Happy New Year, My dear friend
  • On: Jan. 5, 2018, 2:04 p.m.

Happy New Year and Merry Christmas, Martin
I am so sorry for late reply, but we had holidays! I promised to send
you my pics and here is, I hope, you like it. I want to know you and I
want to have a good friendship between us and maybe more than just
friendship, who know, time will show. I will give you some info about
me and I would like that you tell me about you too.
I am 36 years old and I live in Russia. I am single, I never been
married and I dont have any kids. I am 5'7 tall and my weight is 120
pounds. Or I can say my height is 172 cm and my weight is 55 kg. Yes,
we have big distance between our countries, but thanks internet we can
talk easy and send to each other our pics. Its new for me to talk with
person on internet and its interesting for me. I dont want to play
games, I am serious woman and I need good serious man too, I tired of
games. I will close my letter now and I will wait for your message.
You always can ask any questions and i will give you my honest
answers. Its my private email, so write me here. Your new friend

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Happy New Year, My dear friend
  • On: Jan. 5, 2018, 7:39 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello!
  • On: Jan. 6, 2018, 5:46 a.m.

Good day!

We considered your resume to be very attractive and we thought the vacant position in our company could be interesting for you.

Our firm specializes in online services in the matter of business administration.
We cooperate with different countries and currently we have many clients in yours region.
Due to this fact, we need to increase the number of our destination representatives' regular staff.

Part-time and full-time employment are both currently important.
We offer a flat wage from $1500 up to $7000 per month.

If you are interested in our offer, please visit our web page.

Attention! Accept applications only on this and next week.

Respectively submitted
Personnel department

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello!
  • On: Jan. 6, 2018, 3:56 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Martin Baker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day!
  • On: Jan. 7, 2018, 1:48 a.m.

Good day!

We considered your resume to be very attractive and we thought the vacant position in our company could be interesting for you.

Our firm specializes in online services in the matter of business administration.
We cooperate with different countries and currently we have many clients in yours region.
Due to this fact, we need to increase the number of our destination representatives' regular staff.

Part-time and full-time employment are both currently important.
We offer a flat wage from $1500 up to $7000 per month.

If you are interested in our offer, please visit our web page.

Attention! Accept applications only on this and next week.

Respectively submitted
Personnel department

Spammer

  • Subject: Interesting offer
  • On: Jan. 7, 2018, 7:55 a.m.

Good day!

We considered your resume to be very attractive and we thought the vacant position in our company could be interesting for you.

Our firm specializes in online services in the matter of business administration.
We cooperate with different countries and currently we have many clients in yours region.
Due to this fact, we need to increase the number of our destination representatives' regular staff.

Part-time and full-time employment are both currently important.
We offer a flat wage from $1500 up to $7000 per month.

If you are interested in our offer, please visit our web page.

Attention! Accept applications only on this and next week.

Respectively submitted
Personnel department