The colloquy of Susan Patrick

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Susan Patrick and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Hi
  • On: May 19, 2017, 1:24 a.m.

Hello,
My name is Fofovi Jean,Esq,please i wish to have a communication with you regarding your deceased relative. Regards, Barrister Fofovi Jean

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi
  • On: May 19, 2017, 1:24 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Get back to me
  • On: May 19, 2017, 9:25 a.m.

Good day to you ,

I am Hon. Fofovi Jean, I am the personal attorney to my deceased
client late Engr.MATTHEW Patrick , who has the same surname and
nationality with you. I am contacting you to seek your consent in
order to present you to the bank in which he deposited the sum of
US$8.5 million without any beneficiary since you bear the same last
name with him.

The Bank has issued me an ultimatum to present the next-of-kin of the
deceased to inherit the funds or have the account declared
unserviceable. I here by seek your consent to present you to the Bank
as next-of-kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account
valued US$10,000,000.00 can be transferred to you as inheritance, and
thereafter you and me will share the money, while part of it will be
donated to Charity Fund.

I have necessary legal information which in legal terms are supposed
to be known by me and this will I relate to you to support the claim
of the inheritance from the Bank. All I require is your honest
co-operation to enable us see the transaction through. I guarantee
that the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the law.

You are required to furnish me with the following information about yourself :
Full names...
Age...
Country of origin..
Address....
Occupation..
Telephone number...

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Get back to me
  • On: May 19, 2017, 12:25 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Get back to me
  • On: June 6, 2017, 4:24 p.m.

Call me directly on 0022897081496, or you give me your own number to call you

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi, I'm bored as hell, wanna see each other?
  • On: Sept. 26, 2018, 8:10 p.m.

Check out my personal page with hot pictures at my page https://drive.google.com/open?id=1-YEWdOGC_s5oi6fAqbqJD1ihWD-wDcwz ,msg me (347)242-5971 for details and let's make it happen!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi, I'm bored as hell, wanna see each other?
  • On: Sept. 27, 2018, 3:41 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you stud enough for me? Why don't we see that tomorrow night, what do you say?
  • On: Sept. 27, 2018, 7:49 p.m.

You know, I'm the kind of wanton gal who needs a specific kind of stallion.Lucky you, I'm still looking, so maybe you're that man.Listen this out, I'm in the mood to find out about that, today.Do you think you can handle a rosebud who knows how to tease and amuse a fellow?Why don't you start getting all set right now, macho man? Contact me (505)560-2616I have got some spicy pics in my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xo3l_VfPZijTdz9iTaVxPKUAS71r0GO5.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you stud enough for me? Why don't we see that tomorrow night, what do you say?
  • On: Sept. 27, 2018, 9:25 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Attractive cougar here - think twice before you snub it
  • On: Sept. 28, 2018, 8:52 p.m.

Sincere question: do you too I'm think old to begin dating once again?I am in my mid 30s, I hear them call cute women my age a "cougar", evidently.I don't know what that term means, but perhaps you might help me out - check my shots here – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1QaIPDaxMgAxRDRcWyc2m4cbz6Sx1kxM8.Do you suppose I'm a "cougar"? Would you consider chatting with a grass widow that looks like that?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attractive cougar here - think twice before you snub it
  • On: Sept. 29, 2018, 12:03 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Perfect night with two hot women online
  • On: Sept. 29, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Perfect night with two hot women online
  • On: Sept. 29, 2018, 10:26 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I would love you to show me off to your mates
  • On: Sept. 30, 2018, 8:07 p.m.

My coworkers remark that I bear resemblance to a trophy wife, just I commonly nod in silence whenever I hear that,but, straight up, I have always wanted to date and hook up with a guy who is older than me.I want to be that valued "trophy" that you flaunt to your buddies.Alright, I realize that talk is cheap, you go and check out my shots and provided you want to - message me!I'll be waiting here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1TAdMpGc78FP-1QFCnOIC7d9tGJZD1p-k.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I would love you to show me off to your mates
  • On: Oct. 1, 2018, 3:57 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please like my thrilling body to make me wet
  • On: Oct. 1, 2018, 8:23 p.m.

Since I have been put on my page fiery snaps Im hooked!I share all my mind-lowing snapshots with mates and their comments have never been hotter!Like my snaps and I will make a special one for you.See my wall here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1y2H88RY60hthLaz3YR-hijwRxZr3osblKissesLila

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please like my thrilling body to make me wet
  • On: Oct. 2, 2018, 2:10 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Check out the latest dirty pics in my profile!
  • On: Oct. 2, 2018, 9:11 p.m.

You see, I saw you online and could not keep from writing you you. How I wish I could get to know you better.View my profile with https://drive.google.com/open?id=1A_Lnhtuhk2wvzWs6Y3GVrLWnYkg3lpB5 new dirty videos and let me know how you feel about me!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Check out the latest dirty pics in my profile!
  • On: Oct. 2, 2018, 9:43 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you in a wanton mood? Cause I really am!
  • On: Oct. 3, 2018, 10:05 p.m.

Are you a grown up male enough to tame a wicked miss?I think you are because I am totally willing to have a hot date.It can be just one time or odd meetings, I don't care.I just want someone to satisfy my immoral needs!Enjoy my new ardent pics https://drive.google.com/open?id=1cbmjMBqmdLPJJ7oS7yYxurGyu10KA-DY!Write me (865)432-0628, I have a profile ready, waiting for your message or whatever!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you in a wanton mood? Cause I really am!
  • On: Oct. 4, 2018, 4:42 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you man enough for me? Why don't we check that out tomorrow night, what do you think?
  • On: Oct. 4, 2018, 9:30 p.m.

You know, I'm the kind of vicious rosebud who needs a specific kind of dude.Lucky you, I'm still searching, so maybe you're that man.Listen this out, I'm in the mood to find out about that, tonight.Do you think you can handle a girl who knows how to tease and pleasure a dude?Why don't you start getting all set right now, butch? Text me (720)513-9990I have got a couple of glowing pics right here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1NBv8E4jAMS6p588-Pg6AWHLHTQeCGVD6

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are you man enough for me? Why don't we check that out tomorrow night, what do you think?
  • On: Oct. 4, 2018, 10:32 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I've got something for you, recognize me?
  • On: Oct. 5, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

It's been a long time ago just to make sure that you remember who I am? visit my profile https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Z7IhpbN7eGojry6-8xiCkKzjM4usHlZJ.Ive got new and old mind-lowing pics there, those that you liked most.Let me know when you a're online! Sms me (720)513-9990

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I've got something for you, recognize me?
  • On: Oct. 5, 2018, 11:37 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A discreet date with a married woman, how about that!
  • On: Oct. 6, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

I know, you're probably thinking she's mad.But hey what's out life without a bit of pleasure.I thought I'd go online and find a hot hunk just like youand add that very spice to my life.But you shouldn't be thinking about this.What you really need to consider is all my candid and saucy photographs I got on my page https://drive.google.com/open?id=1iPkNeGAX-37leNPW35QNehB07FMD1XyT.Seriously, would you resist a queen like that? Sms me (720)513-9990

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A discreet date with a married woman, how about that!
  • On: Oct. 7, 2018, 8:18 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Responsible relationships are boring? Dating? Ain't everybody got time for that stuff!
  • On: Oct. 7, 2018, 10:31 p.m.

You were totally in love with that girl and then she left ya?Ain't gonna happen with a miss like me. We'll play it by our rules.Who needs that madness anyway?We'll take it easy, relax, and just have all the fun we want.Discreet and casual, women's man! We'll just do it when we both are in the mood.When in the saucy flirty mood I mean!A steamy night in is on its way, just view my stunning photos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1eARItpghGyzbKip3kZlh1bu3v01i9sIt

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Responsible relationships are boring? Dating? Ain't everybody got time for that stuff!
  • On: Oct. 8, 2018, 1:53 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can you contact me? Manage a bad baby!
  • On: Oct. 8, 2018, 9:30 p.m.

I'm not one of these silly chicks who desire a dependable manwith all sorts of tedious dependable man stuff.I'm entirely different. I suppose you will want to get to know how different, haha!I'm know much about fun and the wantonest sorts of it too.I even have dirty photos of myself not every girl would post https://drive.google.com/open?id=15w4MrkiWheNkUf3BqRzdYzKhiaS4oJxd .Just check them out and let's do it. Drop me a line (720)513-9990 if your are ready!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can you contact me? Manage a bad baby!
  • On: Oct. 8, 2018, 9:53 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my area! Let's meet up!
  • On: Oct. 9, 2018, 10:18 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from work every day and not knowing anybodyto meet with, you know, in a fun way?I positively hate this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My today's spicy photos and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1ydnZBvqnStPHkl0_MVORoUY4uA-TBXcu I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of time I have in mind, I am sure about it.Contact me (505)560-2616 if you like them!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my area! Let's meet up!
  • On: Oct. 10, 2018, 2:36 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: This is lady who loathes boredom and loves hunks! You know what I mean…
  • On: Oct. 10, 2018, 7:45 p.m.

I'm young, awesome, and pals are all over me no matter where I go.So why the hell am I bored like this right now?Hey there, stud, looks like it's your lucky time.There's a mind-blowing woman out there. She's in the mood for things, comprendo?She even has ardent pictures – you must have been a good boy last year.Though I to tell the truth prefer bad boys haha.Anyway, see my pictures, let's message each other (865)432-0628 and see where it gets us! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1tkwjxT0_aFtvf2_oXPvfGpj4AUNMvWX2

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: This is lady who loathes boredom and loves hunks! You know what I mean…
  • On: Oct. 11, 2018, 5:16 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Occasional encounters do you like it? Let's do it!
  • On: Oct. 11, 2018, 7:46 p.m.

Are you feeling a really wanton now? Well I absolutely am!It's one of those nights when you feel some magic in the air.Probably we could share this together!A wanton baby got to have some fun here.Hit me up to my profile right here!Oh and did I tell you I 've got a couple of mind-lowing pics to get you in the mood there!Examine them! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1DuxrskRzqYVYKRnkihKzGVGXhj3O_QiT

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Occasional encounters do you like it? Let's do it!
  • On: Oct. 12, 2018, 4:06 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Some of my snaps in a hot latex costume
  • On: Oct. 12, 2018, 11:19 p.m.

I have just received a new black latex costume and made some snaps in it...Doggy style, spreaded legs and some glowing close ups.pussycats.Check all of them in my new gallery here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1ar3N7SJyftozgnF6W-JmP8MyD2lzrlCj and dont forget to like them :)Kisses & hugs!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Some of my snaps in a hot latex costume
  • On: Oct. 13, 2018, 6:29 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please rate my itsy bikini shots
  • On: Oct. 13, 2018, 8:45 p.m.

Hey there love muscle, please check my new photos in red itsy bikini.I made them at the hotel on my last holidays.Hope you like it… https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uBX4pMdGZopVsEWiV2U79Q87eDz2pGGV :)See you soon… Cheers!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please rate my itsy bikini shots
  • On: Oct. 14, 2018, 6:17 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Susan Patrick
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please rate my dirty body to make me randy
  • On: Oct. 14, 2018, 7:43 p.m.

Since I have been put on my profile ardent snapshots Im hooked!I share all my glowing pics with buddies and their comments have never been so hot!Rate my snapshots and I will make a special one for you. View my profile here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1EDp0j4cD0qOO6H_uq1Q9hozVJK-s-ZuxKissesKaty

Spammer

  • Subject: Wouldn't you be interested in dating an exotic dancer?
  • On: Oct. 15, 2018, 8:10 p.m.

Are you up for dating an exotic dancer? Asking for a frie… As a matter of fact, I'm asking this question for me.I'm way too ashamed to own up to the guys I stumble upon in real life, but over the web,I am able to freely say that yes, I am an exotic dancer and I like my profession.I revel in how captivating I look with no Provided on.knickers you are brave enough to deal with a total babe such as me - drop me a message via the dating website thatI usually hang out at, here is the link – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1X7FpkqgZCif0srbykGwpJic6hoX0cdNc.

Spammer

  • Subject: Pretty girl ran across your email address
  • On: Oct. 16, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

You tell me! Maybe you are the one I'm hunting for?I don't need just another tiring fling, I don't want some untrustworthy dude talking to me either.Supposing you are real and counting on genuine love, then we might help each other create a real connection.I the right mindset have and what about you? Are you daring enough to shoot me a text?I'll be expecting to hear from you on this site right here – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1hVtdxQsRP6iFcRbqc0NyI75bzeCZWES1 – that's the one place I can stop worrying about my privacy.

Spammer

  • Subject: Couple looking for threesome with male or two
  • On: Oct. 17, 2018, 9:13 p.m.

we took a vacation to South Florida this weekend,and got a LOT of pictures taken, including a lot of fervent ones stuff to keep everyone occupied.My husband actually loves shooting me nudeAnd we are opened for rendezvous with single males too...What do you think? Write me on my account here https://drive.google.com/open?id=169rtSzscEpIkxRXbtD6kQQEpSqCF_yRA

Spammer

  • Subject: Searching for a fellow to help me out widen my "skills"
  • On: Oct. 18, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

I had a long relationships with my boyfriend for almost 3 years and he has been my one and only sex partner.Since we broke up, I feel the lack of my experience. I just wanna have some fun,meet someone experienced and try new things in sex.Let me know if you are interested and send me a PM here - https://drive.google.com/open?id=1RCZ16jHEbFdrZsFrZ07oVhkT1NKzvutw

Spammer

  • Subject: Lively chick hunting for a guy who can cook
  • On: Oct. 19, 2018, 10:45 p.m.

Incidentally, I taste as delish as you can't even imagine.Why won't you go ahead and taste it?You can get me so hot and heavy that I will forget about your inability to cook.You might help me satisfy an entirely different kind of hunger.Don't forget to bring in water because this girl here is hella THIRSTY, if you catch my drift.If you take a look at wanna the thing that you are gonna devour like groceries supposing you actually play your cards right, smash the link - https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Y27vWCy2S3gw7qIGSVhNEr1kJ8Skytgw

Spammer

  • Subject: Boys with pretty good stamina, reply
  • On: Oct. 20, 2018, 8:04 p.m.

All of my ex-boyfriends could only last like 6 minutes...I am tired of this and looking for a guy that can make me cum once in a lifetime.I am a sexy teen girl with quite a lot of experience and I'm ready to blow you away.Have a glance at my pics here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1RR-1f-cH18uNtDRJUrcgPn3nMN0D3iGl and please, make sure to write me if you want to have some fun together :)P.S. please, only answer if you are better than 6 mins of average sex ;)

Spammer

  • Subject: Hot wifey - easy one-off alert
  • On: Oct. 21, 2018, 8:10 p.m.

I have only got married like 2 years ago, but I'm already so tired of this boring sexual life.I'm still young, sexy and horny all the time, and I wanna have some fun.My hubby is always working from 10 am till 8 pm, so I'd be glad to get to know someone, who's available during this time frame ;)Check my pictures here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1fITpvgTzC1EFne4eSZjgwIfzb9xAjNyz, and if you're up for a hot young wife, send me a message, honey!