The colloquy of April Cook

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called April Cook and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Your [BONUS] is ready to be addressed (VERIFY YOUR INFO)
  • On: Oct. 16, 2018, 4:39 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your [BONUS] is ready to be addressed (VERIFY YOUR INFO)
  • On: Oct. 16, 2018, 4:39 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only searching for a serious relationship with an honest guy
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:11 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only searching for a serious relationship with an honest guy
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 2:26 a.m.

Hey there,
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April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my neighborhood! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my neighborhood! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 6:24 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wanna wicked casual hookup telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna wicked casual hookup telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

Hello,
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April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Serious relationships are boring? telephones True love? Ain't nobody got time for that!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:22 p.m.

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  • Subject: Finally found you! telephones Recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Serious relationships are boring? telephones True love? Ain't nobody got time for that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 12:01 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Perfect time with telephones two hot girls online
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:43 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Perfect time with telephones two hot girls online
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 11:12 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have cool news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:59 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have cool news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 7:03 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your ideal, find out now!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:42 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I can easily be your ideal, find out now!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 2:02 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Looking for sassy personals just for the pics? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:10 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Feel a routine relationship is too much strain? Me too!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:38 p.m.

Come on, who has the time and the nerves for this relationship crap in our modern times?I know I don't. But there is something I do have a need for!You may have got already lol.Let's drop all this maturity stuff and just have a exciting time.No need to fret about giving me jewelry or remembering my birthday.Good old-fashioned joy between the sheets, that's what I'm interested in!Check out my totally frisky photos here https://drive.google.com/open?id=14hAOH9CY36Smt3VLVGeiM3039tMRhMCF , let's make this real!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Looking for sassy personals just for the pics? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 3:21 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: See the fresh naked pictures in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: See the fresh naked pictures in my profile!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 1:20 a.m.

Hello,
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April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello, fellow. Bored? I'm totally bored, let's mix!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:34 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello, fellow. Bored? I'm totally bored, let's mix!
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 3:14 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A partner to take photos of me flashing needed
  • On: March 19, 2019, 7:09 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Ask a kind pal just for not long relationships
  • On: March 19, 2019, 11:02 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A partner to take photos of me flashing needed
  • On: March 20, 2019, 12:04 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

April Cook
CEO, MNesty, LLC