The colloquy of Matthew Townsend

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Matthew Townsend and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: wait for an answer
  • On: Sept. 26, 2020, 11:35 p.m.

Hello! I am looking for sex without obligation,
I think you would not mind spending one or a couple of hot nights in a cozy
hotel, if you are interested in my proposal, I am waiting for your reply on the
site

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: wait for an answer
  • On: Sept. 27, 2020, 3:09 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Dear Michael, about the investment proposal
  • On: Oct. 2, 2020, 7:49 p.m.

Dear Michael Townsend,Thanks for your response to my proposal, I am Dr. Mrs.Fatima Ibrahim, a medical practitioner from Damascus, Syria. I am in an urgent need of an individual abroad who is willing to help me invest in your country, the amount involved is US$7,000,000.00; Any investment you think that is profitable in your country will be considered and also writing to seek your assistance to help me and my two young kids achieve our aim of relocating out of Syria to your country because we are presently in a refugee camp with two kids.
We are very responsible people who have the aim to invest in your country as we have the financial strength to do so. But my major concern is that we do not want to be faced with the treatment of being treated as refugees or second class citizens which so many Syrian business people who traveled out without making right contacts or proper arrangements are faced with .
Due to this fact, I sincerely seek your assistance and partnership as our foreign partner who will direct and manage the affairs of our investments which we will partner with you in your home country. Even we are ready to part 30% of all the proceeds of investment to you so that you feel comfortable securing our interest. Just a quick note, for now, I will tell you more in my next email.I look forward to hearing from you as I will also need your assistance in helping us purchase a living house and as well get a good school where my children will continue with their educational careers. Best Regards.Mrs.Fatima Ibrahim

On Fri, 2 Oct 2020 at 11:13, Michael Townsend <[email protected]> wrote:
Hello,

I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Michael Townsend

CEO, MNesty, LLC

On 02/10/2020 14:43 PM,  wrote:

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> Hello Sir/Madam,  

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> Greetings!

> I am Dr. Fatima A. Ibrahim, I would appreciate your kind advice on a partnership basis,  I am interested in Real Estate, corporate projects and Business trade pathways.

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> I am willing to work with you in your country for low risk investment partnerships yielding high return on investment (ROI).

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> I expect your good and prompt response.

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> Thank you,

> Best regards,

> Dr. Mrs. Fatima A Ibrahim.

> [email protected]

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Michael, about the investment proposal
  • On: Oct. 3, 2020, 2:59 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings my friend
  • On: Oct. 7, 2020, 1:12 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings my friend
  • On: Oct. 7, 2020, 8:26 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ich warte auf Sie.
  • On: Oct. 14, 2020, 6:49 a.m.

Ich bin sehr allein.
Wie steht es mit Ihnen?
Ich will Sie kennenlernen.
Das ist mein Bild.

 

Sucht mich hier
Suche nach einem Spitznamen Grosser_Po69

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ich warte auf Sie.
  • On: Oct. 14, 2020, 2:37 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Caresses et soucis!
  • On: Oct. 16, 2020, 12:49 a.m.

Today is a terrific evening, maybe you cheer me up, your answer?
I try to find positive in this difficult time.
Did you open my photos? I will wait for yours too please
Convenient to talk via email, copy and write to me personally [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Caresses et soucis!
  • On: Oct. 16, 2020, 4:05 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Smiles of Fortune!
  • On: Oct. 23, 2020, 5:36 p.m.

How was your day ?
I try to find positive in this difficult time.
I hope you saw my photos? and show yours too!
If we want to stay in contact steadily, write me [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Smiles of Fortune!
  • On: Oct. 24, 2020, 1:24 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wishing you and your family a happy Thanksgiving
  • On: Nov. 25, 2020, 4:34 p.m.


Michelle
Thanksgiving 2020 feels a bit different this year. 2020 has blindsided all of us, challenged all of us, and hopefully been a year of growth for all of us. Despite its immense challenges, 2020 allowed the Synergy team to finally realize our dream of entrepreneurship and to create value for our clients and candidates!

Synergy Search is especially thankful this year for our Director of Recruitment, Cara Stevenson for seeing our vision and helping to make it so successful. We are also thankful to our many clients and candidates that we have been able to forge long–term relationships with. We know you have many choices when it comes to staffing and recruiting, and our team never takes the opportunity and responsibility lightly.

Enjoy your time with those you love these next few days, and you can count on Synergy Search to be right back to work for you on Monday.
Regards,
Josh Volinsky, CPA

President, Co-Founder

(d) 585-313-4966

[email protected]

www.SynergySearch.com 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wishing you and your family a happy Thanksgiving
  • On: Nov. 26, 2020, 3:21 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Call me when free to discuss
  • On: Dec. 1, 2020, 10:02 p.m.


Hi Michelle,

I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.  As we round the corner on the final month of 2020, I wanted to reach out to see if you had any needs for the following profiles that we are representing in the Nashville area. 
Staff Accountant:

2 years at EY as an auditor. 
Client base in a variety of industries including healthcare, manufacturing and SAAS.
CPA passed.
High potential candidate looking to grow in corporate accounting.
Making 62k + small bonus. 

Experienced Senior Accountant:

Spent 4 years in public accounting with EY and the last year in a corporate accounting role at a $150 mm PE backed organization.
Solid exposure to full-cycle accounting, general ledger, NetSuite, and corporate reporting. 
Put in a position to help revamp processes to help the department handle the growth planned. 
85k + 15% bonus.

Controller:

11 years of management and executive experience in fast-paced environments.
PE Backed company experience.
9 years of extensive experience with creating complex business models to review potential M&A transactions, current operations, and organic expansion opportunities.
6 years of Big 4 experience auditing large public and private companies in the industries of retail, logistics, manufacturing, service, pharmaceuticals, financial services, and hospitality.
4 years of SOX testing between public manufacturing and public healthcare/retail companies.
Extensive modeling, forecasting, and budgeting experience for large and small companies.
155k + 20% bonus.
CPA.

 
Small company Controller:

Very hands on experience reporting directly to the Owner of a $30 mm distribution company
Experience with implementation of new ERP and revamping the financial reporting when new ownership came in.
125k + 10%

CFO:

High ceiling, fast tracking CFO with extensive experience in high-growth environments. 
Lead multiple acquisitions from valuation to integrations.
Experience with raising capital and working through “road shows”.
Experience with publicly traded organizations as well as private equity owned businesses.
Very strategic executive that can work across departments with various operational teams and senior leaders. 
255k base + 40% bonus + incentives. 

 
The profiles above are just a small sample of people that we have been able to recruit.  We also have a strong network in FP&A and Human Resources.  If there are other profiles you are targeting that aren’t referenced above, we can certainly find them for you if you are willing to invest the time to have a call with us. 
Regards,
Josh Volinsky, CPA

President, Co-Founder

(d) 585-313-4966

[email protected]

www.SynergySearch.com 

Follow our LinkedIn page to stay up-to-date on all news and searches at https://www.linkedin.com/company/synergysearch/ 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Call me when free to discuss
  • On: Dec. 2, 2020, 3:10 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Fantastic chance!
  • On: Dec. 18, 2020, 1:35 p.m.

In this life, you want to live only with sincere mutual feelings, but where can you find a suitable man? This is a problem in life.
I live in the Netherlands, where do you live now?
The first letter is sent by the agency, but you can write directly to my home [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Fantastic chance!
  • On: Dec. 18, 2020, 10:59 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Telemedicine Investment Opportunity - Join 400+ Physicians
  • On: Dec. 30, 2020, 10:47 p.m.

Email Newsletter
Michelle,

I am the CEO of Fruit Street Health, a  telemedicine venture & virtual medical clinic that is owned by more than 400 physicians that have invested more than $25 million into building our company over the last six years. We are now opening up the opportunity to invest to individuals who are not physicians. 

I am emailing you to see if you would be interested in becoming an investor in our company. Investors typically invest $25,000-$100,000 each and many of them have used an IRA/401K to invest which they can do without a tax penalty. The investors typically purchase equity in the company with the hope that we are acquired or have an IPO. We also have debt financing opportunities available where we are offering a 15% annual interest rate. 

Fruit Street delivers telemedicine services such as urgent care, behavioral health, diabetes prevention, diabetes management, hypertension management, and virtual primary care. 

We also invite our investors to participate on our advisory board where we receive input from them on topics such as product design, clinical guidelines, and new business ideas for the company. 

Our revenue has grown substantially since the COVID-19 pandemic accelerated telemedicine and we are projecting to grow from $2 million in revenue this year to $10 million next year. 

If you would like to learn more about one of our products, please take a look at this video about Fruit Street's diabetes prevention program here: https://go.fruitstreet.com/e/544002/2020-12-30/2519k79/740607616?h=Icxfq1ewok7Ow_qlBdzRqO6oXNbUbwgKBsRVTPriBn8com/e/544002/2020-12-21/24h7k4k/733997998?h=E8p8HpsJtFrFks_DM8ih4XvCXO2sVZVYbtT8Yker5bgwatch?v=rTujudQ_-zE

This is also a nice article about our physician funding model: Cultivated by physician investors, Fruit Street Health’s evolution as a telehealth business.

This is also a short video about our diabetes prevention program which is currently generating significant revenue: https://go.fruitstreet.com/e/544002/watch-v-rTujudQ--zE-t-0s/2519k71/740607616?h=Icxfq1ewok7Ow_qlBdzRqO6oXNbUbwgKBsRVTPriBn8

Please let me know if you are interested in learning more about investing. 
Thanks,

Laurence

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85 Broad Street, 18th Floor, NY, NY, 1004

Spammer

  • Subject: The realizations!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2020, 2:56 a.m.

What are you looking for in your life?
I live in Russia, where are you from ?
write me if you wish, I'm here [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Telemedicine Investment Opportunity - Join 400+ Physicians
  • On: Dec. 31, 2020, 3:32 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Please forward along:
  • On: Jan. 12, 2021, 4:24 p.m.


Good morning Michelle,

We are very busy as we kick off 2021 with a handful of very active searches.  I wanted to reach out to you in case you may know anyone that is passively or actively looking to make a move. 
Senior Accountant – Murfreesboro – 65k to 80k

Incredibly fast-growing company that has been around 7 years and is already around $25mm in revenue. 
Entrepreneurial environment in that you will have the ability to work directly with the Controller who is an Ex EY star.
Will assist the Controller in full-cycle accounting, building out processes to help scale the business, ad-hoc analysis and more. 
Need someone who is comfortable in a small, growing company environment.

Staff Accountant OR Senior Accountant – Franklin, TN – 50k to 85k + bonus and stock.

Commercial Property Management client. 
Ideally looking for someone with some property accounting experience,
Experience with CAM recs or Yardi is a plus.
Outstanding culture and a true 40hour work life balance. 
Client is growing very quickly across the US.

Controller – Brentwood, TN – 150 to 170k + 30k bonus

Outstanding role for candidates with a CPA, and a mix of FP&A, Operational / Business Strategy, and Controllership experience. 
This is more of a junior CFO role where you are the righthand to a strong CFO that is looking to hire a Controller that will have a “seat at the table”.  Very visible role within the organization!
Looking for a candidate with history of process improvements and building throughout their career.
Need someone with operational industries such as Construction, Manufacturing, or Distribution and someone who works with leaders of the organizations to strategically leverage the finance function to drive the business forward. 
Ideal company size between 100mm and 400mm in revenues. 

Divisional CFO – Nashville – Market (around 200k +/-) + bonus

Must have larger company experience (3500mm +).
This is a very strategic finance role.  Will interact regularly with the C-Suite and must have experience presenting financials and various budgets / forecasts. 
Strong leadership experience. 
Ideally some healthcare industry experience however there is some flex here.

 
This is just a sample of current openings.  I am happy to schedule a call to discuss details if you or anyone you may know are interested in learning more.   Feel free to share this e-mail with your network!
Regards,
Josh Volinsky, CPA

President, Co-Founder

(d) 585-313-4966

[email protected]

www.SynergySearch.com 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please forward along:
  • On: Jan. 12, 2021, 5:08 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Matthew Townsend
CEO, MNesty, LLC