The colloquy of Timothy Turner

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Timothy Turner and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Congratulations...Your delivery is ready
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 6:40 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Congratulations...Your delivery is ready
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 6:40 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: My flat is a snug location to hang out
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 9:05 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Hot lady here - think twice before you ignore it
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 10:37 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My flat is a snug location to hang out
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 4:32 a.m.

Hey,
Thank you for your last enjoyable message. I am really happy. As the saying goes, "When it comes to luck you make your own". So what's next?

Thank you for detailed directions and warm regards!

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Im searching for some fun with a sentimental man
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Im searching for some fun with a sentimental man
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 5:08 p.m.

Hi,
Thank you for your recent exciting proposal.

I have just a few questions before we proceed: Which currency are we talking about? What is the title of the funds, exactly? Also - Who is in charge of the transfer? And: Are there any conversion fees? Furthermore, who decided the money is to be transferred to me? And last but not least: can I announce a special payment to my mortgage?

Thank you and have a nice day!

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I would love you to show me off to your buddies
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

My friends say that I look like a trophy wife, just I usually nod politely when I hear that, but, honestly,I have always wanted to meet and hook up with someone that's more mature than me.I wanna be that valued "prize" that you flaunt to your coworkers.OK, I understand that talk is cheap, you go and check my pics and provided you wanna - text me!I'll be expecting to hear from you here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1j7SzmLud7jDo8FFjsNKfuah3OBpyQzz7

Spammer

  • Subject: I can allow dirty things to partner at my place
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 8:51 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I would love you to show me off to your buddies
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 1:04 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, can you give me information on how we can proceed with claiming the funds?

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Could we have a good lay offline
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 2:17 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Could we have a good lay offline
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 4:49 p.m.

Hi,
Thank you for your recent interesting message.
Just got your letter. O Sigh! I mean, that's great, isn't it? I am really pumped. Really. I need to think. Can you give me advice how to deal with that? Can I believe this?

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough".

Thank you and have a nice day!

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Couple of women wish an impulsive partner for group fun
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Wouldn't you be interested in chatting with an exotic dancer?
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 9:47 p.m.

Are you up for chatting with an ecdysiast? Asking for a frie… Alright,I'm asking that for me. I'm too embarrassed to come clean to the men I stumble upon in real life, but over the web,I can readily say that yes, I am an exotic dancer and I like my "specialty".I appreciate how tempting I look when I have no In case on.knickers you are manly enough to handle a bombshell such as myself - shoot me a text via the dating site which I usually hang out at, here is the link – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jJyDbS9BPAKvcbOQZrq14RU3B7hdY5oK.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Couple of women wish an impulsive partner for group fun
  • On: Dec. 1, 2018, 12:15 a.m.

Hey,
Thank you for your recent magnificent letter.

I have just a few questions before we proceed: How much is it, exactly? When were the funds released? Also - Who assigned the funds to me? And: How much is that in Euro? Furthermore, can you tell me how all this occured? And last but not least: do you think, now that I will be rich, I should propose...?

Thank you and so long!

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Give me a chance to fulfil your dreams
  • On: Dec. 1, 2018, 6:59 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: I bet we can meet and spend some intimate days together
  • On: Dec. 1, 2018, 9:46 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Dazzling lady found your email address
  • On: Dec. 1, 2018, 10:09 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Give me a chance to fulfil your dreams
  • On: Dec. 2, 2018, 4:40 a.m.

Hi,
Thank you for your recent fantastic news.
But please forgive me, I'm not sure I got the gist of your message, though. I'm not really good with money. But this sounds like an opportunity. So - Could you use less complicated language, please?

Thank you and speak soon!

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Lets become friends or more
  • On: Dec. 2, 2018, 6:58 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Light-hearted gal looking for a guy that is able to cook
  • On: Dec. 2, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: I think we can become more than friends
  • On: Dec. 2, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Lets become friends or more
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 3:06 a.m.

Hello,
Yes, certainly. Could you give me more information on how we can make the transfer? I only found instructions here: https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hit me if you would like to pass an unforgettable evening
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 2:03 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hit me if you would like to pass an unforgettable evening
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 6:52 p.m.

Hey,
Thank you for your last overwhelming offer.

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Thank you and yours faithfully!

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Single chick looking for a man that is not not a romantic!
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 8:03 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Single chick looking for a man that is not not a romantic!
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, can you give me information on how we can proceed with claiming the funds?

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Check my nude pictures and videos
  • On: Dec. 3, 2018, 10:12 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Check my nude pictures and videos
  • On: Dec. 4, 2018, 4:20 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, can you give me information on how we can proceed with claiming the funds?

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Do u need casual friend
  • On: Dec. 4, 2018, 2:06 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Another model could end dull life
  • On: Dec. 4, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: I adore getting down and dirty mature with suitors
  • On: Dec. 4, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Do u need casual friend
  • On: Dec. 5, 2018, 1:47 a.m.

Hey,
Thank you for your recent overwhelming news. That's awesome, absolutely!
I know how we can do this. I'll have a friend collecting the funds for me, he's on vacation close by. Here's the site: https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/

How does that resonate with you?

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Madeline offer to you to have passionate adventures
  • On: Dec. 5, 2018, 2:11 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Madeline offer to you to have passionate adventures
  • On: Dec. 5, 2018, 5:22 p.m.

Hi,
Could you give me some more information on what exactly these funds are? How does this work?

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Do you think it's healthy for a young woman to like being spanked?
  • On: Dec. 5, 2018, 9:15 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Do you think it's healthy for a young woman to like being spanked?
  • On: Dec. 5, 2018, 10:19 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your recent exciting letter.
Apologies, I'm not certain about what you're exactly offering. I have very little education when it comes to financial decisions. But this means I got lucky and rich, apparently. So - Could you clarify, please?

Thank you and have a nice day!

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey, your love refuses to get inside? Check me insted
  • On: Dec. 6, 2018, 7:43 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: I'm still intoxicated - want a man to play around with
  • On: Dec. 6, 2018, 8:50 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey, your love refuses to get inside? Check me insted
  • On: Dec. 6, 2018, 11:12 p.m.

Hi,
How are you doing? I'm feeling lucky today.
Are you okay today, I mean, really okay? Well, my mind is spinning today.
Thank you for your email. So what would you suggest?

Thank you and kind regards!

Timothy Turner
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Girl with a girlfriend
  • On: Dec. 7, 2018, 2:16 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Email from a woman that is very interested in you, have issues with your profile
  • On: Dec. 7, 2018, 9:12 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Are you the the best for me?
  • On: Dec. 8, 2018, 6:13 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Some photos from my last ardent holidays
  • On: Dec. 8, 2018, 8:06 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Baring my heart opening up my legs
  • On: Dec. 9, 2018, 6:38 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Couple searching for threesome with stud or two
  • On: Dec. 9, 2018, 9:01 p.m.

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