The colloquy of Eddie Collins

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Eddie Collins and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Get Your PPP Loan Now!
  • On: June 22, 2020, 12:53 p.m.

Reply-To:

Andrea Mitchell
<[email protected]

Good Afternoon,
We’re now accepting applications for the
Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) under the CARES Act. 
Terms of the loan:

Up to the lesser of 2.5x payroll expenses (see below) or $10
million
Interest rate of 1%
2-year term
First payment deferred for 6 months
No fees 
No personal guarantee, no collateral
Most importantly, the SBA will forgive the portion of the
loan proceeds that are used to cover the first eight weeks of
payroll costs, rent, utilities, and mortgage interest.

Give us a call to get the process started
immediately at  (800) 665-9068
The application only takes a few minutes to
complete. Give me a call today so you can get some much-deserved
relief for your business.
Thank you,

Andrea Mitchell
Guardian Business Capital
Chief Financial Officer
Direct: (646) 216-6999
Office: (800) 665-9068

101
AVENUE OF THE AMERICAS NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, 10013

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Get Your PPP Loan Now!
  • On: June 22, 2020, 12:53 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good Day my Is it black? my ideal mister Unstained:) Let's try to wholesome small talk;)
  • On: June 28, 2020, 4:29 a.m.

Salute My ideal;) Where are u from?

I hope you can decorous chat.

wish to meet me?

What's your age?
I am single 31 years old Babe born in Russian Federation! immediately Im loo=
k up jolly dude!
this is email box for answer [email protected]
I'm going to reply to You my picture attached)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Day my Is it black? my ideal mister Unstained:) Let's try to wholesome small talk;)
  • On: June 28, 2020, 4:53 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Goddag my notbad. May u please rare tell me? I hope u can bringtoperfection small talk.
  • On: July 2, 2020, 11:01 p.m.

Opa My pretty.
Do You want to meet me?

Let's beat small talk;-)

Im alone noble Woman.
presently I'm waiting for generous mister from US:)

I'm going to reply to You my picture attached;) e-mail at: nadezhda.lunar013=
@gmail.com:-)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Goddag my notbad. May u please rare tell me? I hope u can bringtoperfection small talk.
  • On: July 3, 2020, 8:26 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope You are discriminating;-) benevolent My Special)
  • On: July 6, 2020, 5:47 a.m.

Saluto My superb:) Where are u stay now?

Let's orange speak;-)

what is your age?
I am competent 31 y.o. girlfiend living in Russian Federation:-)
today I am look up slapup dude:-)

It's e-mail for contact [email protected];)

I am going to reply to You my photos:-)
bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope You are discriminating;-) benevolent My Special)
  • On: July 6, 2020, 9:31 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Invite;) Are You here? I need to holy small talk:-)
  • On: July 6, 2020, 4:37 p.m.

my Mr. astonishing!

how old are you?
May we small talk;) Where r u from? currently I'm waiting for pure guy, I a=
m benevolent 31 years old lady living in Russia!

I am going to reply to You my pictures:) reply to me at [email protected]=
x.com;)

thank you

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Invite;) Are You here? I need to holy small talk:-)
  • On: July 6, 2020, 7:40 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ciao My delectable, How is it going?
  • On: July 9, 2020, 5:59 a.m.

Buon giorno My pleasant:-) My no.1 sir Appetising;-) May be u are free to sm=
all talk;)
Righ now Im looking for top-grade man:-) I am rreproachable 32 yo girlfiend =
from Russia.

I am going to reply to You my photo attached! My E-mail box for contact is a=
[email protected]

thank you

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ciao My delectable, How is it going?
  • On: July 9, 2020, 5:27 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: my gorgeous! I hope u can testy chat.
  • On: July 12, 2020, 5:53 a.m.

Bon dia advisable;-)
what is your age? I hope u can skilful talk, Where r You from?
presently I'm waiting for universal mister

I am adventurous 35 y.o. girlfiend born in Ukraine!

I am going to send You my picture;-)

email to me: [email protected] talk to you later

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: my gorgeous! I hope u can testy chat.
  • On: July 12, 2020, 2:12 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: My superior Sir Astonishing;) I wish to chat;)
  • On: July 21, 2020, 11:55 a.m.

chief mister beneficent:-)

Where do u now?
how're you?

what is your age? I am sound 35 years old mistress from Ukraine;-)
Currently Im looking for universal dude,
It's my e-mail box for response: [email protected]
I can reply to You my photos;)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: My superior Sir Astonishing;) I wish to chat;)
  • On: July 21, 2020, noon

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: inviting neat;) unique my unmatched May be u are free to chat can I ask U?
  • On: July 22, 2020, 12:45 a.m.

ciao my:-)
My My gorgeous;)
Where do u live?
What is your age? I hope you can speak!
now Im waiting for peerless man, I'm notbad 35 y.o. babe in Ukraine;) This i=
s email box for answer is: [email protected];-)

I'll send You my photo attached;) have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: inviting neat;) unique my unmatched May be u are free to chat can I ask U?
  • On: July 22, 2020, 12:51 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: What are you doing? I hope U can chat!
  • On: July 31, 2020, 2:52 p.m.

Hey My) My unexcelled mister Lively:) Can I ask you a question;)
immediately Im looking for adroit buddy. reply to me at: [email protected]=
look.com! I am going to send You my photo attached;-)
Bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: What are you doing? I hope U can chat!
  • On: July 31, 2020, 4:03 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salut My. how're u?
  • On: Aug. 11, 2020, 9:22 a.m.

Greeting.

Im attentive girlfiend:)

presently I'm seeking honourable man;)
I can send You my picture attach)
this is my Email for response [email protected])

good luck!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salut My. how're u?
  • On: Aug. 11, 2020, 5:21 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hallo. Let's talk
  • On: Aug. 15, 2020, 8:30 a.m.

my mr. tasty!

do You want to see me? Im utstanding 30 years old Babe living in Russia.

now I'm searching for joyous guy!

Write to [email protected] I'm going to send You my picture;)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hallo. Let's talk
  • On: Aug. 15, 2020, 10:21 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hola) I hope U can powerful chat! How do U like it here? my My Unparalleled:)
  • On: Aug. 19, 2020, 4:16 p.m.

How is it going?
Now I am trying to find superlative gentleman;)
Write me at [email protected]:-)

I am going to send You my photo attach.
Talk to you later

.

Spammer

  • Subject: my chic agreeable:-) Let's talks:-) R u ok?
  • On: Aug. 19, 2020, 5:11 p.m.

Hi there amazing guy,

What are you having right now?

I do not distract you?
I am seeking for a serious guy for durable relationship:) My previous rappor=
ts have been bad. Because the guy deceited me;)

My name is Yuliya!
I write from Rusland:-)

Don�t be scared I'm a real female:-)
I do not want to play,

I�m searching for a great love. Are you ready to continue our dialogue?

My E-mail: [email protected] I have a computer at home! Email me the reply=
. I send you my image.

Truly Yuliya.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hola) I hope U can powerful chat! How do U like it here? my My Unparalleled:)
  • On: Aug. 19, 2020, 7:58 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: May be U're free to wiggly chat,
  • On: Aug. 22, 2020, 10:09 p.m.

My Mr. fine:-)

I want to talks;)
How is life? Presently I am waiting for splendid dude from United States:)

I'm sweet chick
I'm going to reply to You my photos) This is email for answer is sweett.nade=
[email protected]:)

thank you anyway

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: May be U're free to wiggly chat,
  • On: Aug. 23, 2020, 9:16 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope U're free to handy talk, my mr. promising
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 3:48 a.m.

My Mr. just! Hi My awesome)
Let's talks;)

I'm unsurpassed Lady:)

currently Im look up savory guy from US!
reply to: [email protected]! I'm going to reply to You my picture atta=
ch,
have a good day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope U're free to handy talk, my mr. promising
  • On: Aug. 24, 2020, 11:22 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Thanks for your response
  • On: Aug. 31, 2020, 12:57 p.m.

Dear Erica Collins

Thanks for your response, I know how surprise this may be to you. I am
the personal attorney to my late client (Mr. Alexander ) a national of
your country, my client was involved in a car accident along Bridge a
express road. Since then I have made several to locate any of my
clients extended relatives and all my effort proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last
name over the Internet to locate any Member of his family hence I
contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the
assets and Capital valued at =C2=A3 10,500,000,00 GBP left behind by my
client with UBS Bank London, before declared unserviceable by the
management of the Finance/house where these huge deposits. You see,
next of kinship is not limited to relations of the deceased, nor is it
confided to the circuit of parental.

relationship, rather it is by choice of the benefactor as regards to
whom he wish to will it to (Beneficiary) either formally by write up
or informally by secret information disclosure to beneficiary be
Him/Her business partner, relation, Kinsmen, friends or well wishers,
therefore by virtue of the above stated, you can stand in as the next
of kin of the deceased since is a national of your country.

Bear in mind as I earlier stated in my previous mail that if nobody is
presented to the bank as next of kin to my late client who will be
entitled to the fund, it will be frozen at the expiration of the
deadline given by the bank and the board of directors will share it
among themselves. To avert this negative development, hence I
contacted you for this claim.

The first and most important step to take at this point register your
information to the bank as the next of kin/beneficiary to the late
client, to demand for the release of this fund to you as we have only
few weeks away from the final deadline given by the bank for the legal
next of kin to forward an application to the bank. Conclusively I will
send to you all other details and documents immediately you confirm
this message.

I want to assure you this transaction is 100% legal. All documents
will be authenticated in your name and favor as the next of kin. Since
I am an attorney I shall ensure every legal step is taken to ensure
there is know breach of law,

Endeavor to give urgent attention to this message send your contact
information to enable me register with UBS Bank London here London,
them will tell you how the money will be transfer into your bank
account.

1. Your full name.
2. Your full contact address office or home.
3. Your occupation.
4. Tel/Fax number.
5. Nationality.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours in justice

Lawyer George A Levi (LLB, LLM UK, UNISA, MLSSA)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Thanks for your response
  • On: Aug. 31, 2020, 5:18 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: salute my savory) Let's try to small talk;-)
  • On: Sept. 2, 2020, 3:07 a.m.

My mr. beatific;-)
can U small talk with me! At this moment Im seeking unsurpassed mister, I a=
m alone beloved chick;)

E-mail me to [email protected])

I'm going to reply to You my photo attach;-) have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: salute my savory) Let's try to small talk;-)
  • On: Sept. 2, 2020, 7:25 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey My;-)
  • On: Sept. 13, 2020, 8:36 p.m.

greeting bold:-)

Let's impudent talk:)
Im precious Babe:) currently Im waiting for straight male
I am going to reply to You my photos

my email for reply is [email protected]!
Talk to you later

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey My;-)
  • On: Sept. 14, 2020, 6:45 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salve) Is all gleaming:) I hope u can speak:-)
  • On: Sept. 15, 2020, 4:26 a.m.

Vide:-)
My open Mister Beautiful)

Where r U live? Let's crooked talk;-)

what is your age?
Today I am waiting for splendid dude:)

Im lonely ripe 35 years old Babe born in Ukraine;)

response me: [email protected];) I'm going to reply to You my picture att=
ach Good luck!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salve) Is all gleaming:) I hope u can speak:-)
  • On: Sept. 15, 2020, 11:07 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Eddie Collins
CEO, MNesty, LLC