The colloquy of Matthew Ward

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Matthew Ward and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Order Confirmation
  • On: March 3, 2021, 2:36 a.m.

Date: March 1, 2021 at 9:07:50 AM EST

To: [email protected]

Subject: Order Confirmation



Dear
[email protected],

Thankyou for trusting Geek Squad services. We are writing to you today to remind you that Geek Squad Annual Maintenance services has expired and will be auto renewed today. The subscription amount will be automatically deducted
from your bank account.

The auto renewal amount charged against your account is $ 376.14. 

If you wish to cancel our services, please contact us within 24 hours, after receiving this email confirmation

Invoice Details:

Order ID: 1872-0278-1861

Invoice Date: 01 March 2021

Payment Method: Online

Due Date: 01 March 2022

Amount: $376.14 (USD)

Your Purchased:

 

 

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Order Confirmation
  • On: March 3, 2021, 2:36 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hallo my, Can U small talk?
  • On: March 4, 2021, 3:39 p.m.

My perfect Mister Benign;-)
Let's try to blue chat;-) At present I am seeking best guy)

I'm going to send You my photo attach:-) Response to: [email protected]=
com;-)

thank you in advance

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hallo my, Can U small talk?
  • On: March 4, 2021, 4:39 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's speak
  • On: March 17, 2021, 9:29 a.m.

I want to speak!

Soon Im looking for benevolent buddy;-) I am ripe Girl born in Europe;-) Wri=
te to me at [email protected]:)
I'm going to reply to You my pictures!
have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's speak
  • On: March 17, 2021, 3:17 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good Day goodish) my openhearted Pleasing may we well chat) I wish to thundering talk)
  • On: March 18, 2021, 4:30 a.m.

Let's speak:-) Im successful chick from Europe:-)

Now Im searching for modish buddy;)

I am going to send You my picture attach

e-mail to me: [email protected]:) Bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good Day goodish) my openhearted Pleasing may we well chat) I wish to thundering talk)
  • On: March 18, 2021, 2:36 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hej reputable) Let's try to unhealthy small talk! my My upright)
  • On: March 18, 2021, 7:50 p.m.

Can we chat, I'm intellectual Girlfiend staying in Europe:) Immediately I a=
m trying to find peerless gentleman! I will send You my picture attached. re=
ply me at: [email protected]:-)

.

Spammer

  • Subject: how so?
  • On: March 19, 2021, 1:55 a.m.

salute my) may I ask you?

Righ now I'm seeking admirable buddy.
I can send You my photo attach

It's my email box [email protected]:-)
good bye

.

Spammer

  • Subject: salud my:-) Let's try to tame talk. how do you like it there?
  • On: March 19, 2021, 3:58 a.m.

attractive Nice:-) Let's limpid small talk. Soon I'm searching for pleasing =
buddy!
Im matchless Babe staying in Europe;) email to me [email protected],

I can reply to You my photo attached!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hej reputable) Let's try to unhealthy small talk! my My upright)
  • On: March 19, 2021, 4:06 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutation;) I wish to chat My My Beneficial;) how do u like it there?
  • On: March 23, 2021, 11:03 a.m.

Want to see me?
I hope you can speak)

today Im seeking goodish man;) I am great Girlfiend

This is my e-mail box for answer: [email protected]

I'm going to send You my photo attach

have a good day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutation;) I wish to chat My My Beneficial;) how do u like it there?
  • On: March 23, 2021, 4:53 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: invite My unexcelled:) May You are able to chat;-) magnificent my kindly! how is it?
  • On: March 24, 2021, 4:20 a.m.

gracious Mr. goodygoody;) hope U r scattered:)

I'm adequate Babe) Now Im searching for perfectible guy;-)
I'll reply to You my photo attached!
this is Email for response [email protected])

good bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: invite My unexcelled:) May You are able to chat;-) magnificent my kindly! how is it?
  • On: March 24, 2021, 12:20 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good Day my)
  • On: March 24, 2021, 9:20 p.m.

Impeccable;-) Helele)
Where do u stay right now? I want to gullible speak;)
What's your age? Immediately I'm seeking champion male! I am alone top-quali=
ty Mistress staying in Germany
I'm going to reply to You my picture:-) It's E-mail [email protected], =

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good Day my)
  • On: March 25, 2021, 2:18 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your dream
  • On: March 27, 2021, 9:35 a.m.

Hey
Hi.
Weren't
you waiting for me, naughty boy?
You
want to get to know me real close?
So
write to me, don't be afraid
I'm easy to
find
By
the nickname Vic69suck

Spammer

  • Subject: My mister magnificent:-) I hope you're able to talks!
  • On: March 27, 2021, 5:49 p.m.

My Mister Zeus;)
May be U're able to speak,
I'm single no.1 Female born in EU)
currently I'm looking for incomparable mister:) My email box [email protected]=
ail.com
I will reply to You my photos.
have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your dream
  • On: March 27, 2021, 6:25 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: bonghjornu my rreproachable;-) How is life?
  • On: March 28, 2021, 2:06 a.m.

how come?

May be u are able to talks:)
I am lonely clean Lady living in Europe;-)

today I am seeking serious buddy;)

E-mail to: [email protected]

I am going to reply to You my picture attached:-)

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Opa My appetizing;) May u are able to calculating chat
  • On: March 28, 2021, 12:17 p.m.

Buenas dias my;-) May u r able to stupendous talks soon I'm waiting for curv=
y gentleman:-) Reply to me at: [email protected];) I am going t=
o send You my picture attach! Have a nice day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: bonghjornu my rreproachable;-) How is life?
  • On: March 28, 2021, 1:56 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Do You have instagram?
  • On: March 29, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

Do You have instagram? look my photos on instagram @tati_zhu

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Do You have instagram?
  • On: March 29, 2021, 1:07 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Chao My normal:-) Is everything merit? Let's try to small talk:-)
  • On: April 1, 2021, 11:35 p.m.

saluto smart!

My sir clean;-) how do u like it there?
I'm alone great Girl.

Immediately I am searching for wonderful mister)

I will reply to You my picture attached:-) e-mail box for response is: Svetl=
[email protected]

thank you anyway

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Chao My normal:-) Is everything merit? Let's try to small talk:-)
  • On: April 2, 2021, 9:03 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: want to know me?
  • On: April 2, 2021, 6:48 p.m.

Greet my complete;) Let's speak.
Righ now I am trying to find ineffect man.
My email for contact is: [email protected]!
I am going to send You my photo attach. Talk to you later

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: want to know me?
  • On: April 2, 2021, 8:20 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Goddag My bouncy) My sir vigorous. How is it going?
  • On: April 2, 2021, 8:31 p.m.

indispensable My top-grade!

may I ask You? Im super Miss living in Europe. Immediately Im searching for =
magnificent mister.

I will send You my photo attached:-) My Email box: [email protected]=
m.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Goddag My bouncy) My sir vigorous. How is it going?
  • On: April 2, 2021, 8:51 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's try to speak! mr. outstanding;-)
  • On: April 3, 2021, 2:40 a.m.

inviting my courageous;) my my Sweetie Pie;) Im lonely unsurpassable lady bo=
rn in EU, Presently Im look up sound dude,
this is my e-mail for response is [email protected]:-)

I'll reply to You my picture attach:)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's try to speak! mr. outstanding;-)
  • On: April 3, 2021, 1:18 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's fair small talk) is it oneandonly?
  • On: April 4, 2021, 8:46 a.m.

salut my excellent,

Immediately Im trying to find tender dude:-)

Im solitary ripe person in Europe,

this is e-mail for reply [email protected]!

I'm going to send You my photo attach!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's fair small talk) is it oneandonly?
  • On: April 4, 2021, 10:34 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How do u like it here? Let's try to tradename talk)
  • On: April 4, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

my bubbles:)

chao My appetizing:-) May u are free to talks;)
how r u today? I am nonpareil woman, For now I'm trying to find clever guy;)=
I will reply to You my photo!
my Email box [email protected])

good bye

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How do u like it here? Let's try to tradename talk)
  • On: April 4, 2021, 7:26 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hi My:-) I need to talks my my charming.
  • On: April 5, 2021, 5:45 p.m.

Let's try to beloved chat:) Could we talk? Righ now Im waiting for jolly ma=
n:) I will send You my picture attached.
Write me [email protected]!
have a good day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi My:-) I need to talks my my charming.
  • On: April 6, 2021, 3:09 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Matthew Ward
CEO, MNesty, LLC